FabSwingers.com forum: Dirty house

By *ngus99 OP Man
26 weeks ago

southdown

You are invited by a girl to call by for a BJ, you look at her profile and it all seems to be in order, you arrive at the house to find the girl opening the door dressed in scruffy dirty pjs, hair a mess and the smell of dog piss hits you up the face, do you stay or go you go?

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By *og-ManMan
26 weeks ago

somewhere

So was it a good blow job then

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By *s SingletWoman
26 weeks ago

Kilkenny

"So was it a good blow job then

You read my mind

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By *og-ManMan
26 weeks ago

somewhere

Reminds me of an episode of friends

On a serious note , in the very unlikely chance of that happening to me I'd gag before she did and leave

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
26 weeks ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
26 weeks ago

Lucan

I was that soldier.

It was in 2013.

I'm still not fully over it.

The smell of dog's piss would've brought sweet relief from what I experienced.

She's not on fab, and I still don't want to talk about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Wait is this real?

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By *BantsMan
26 weeks ago

East Mayo

"You are invited by a girl to call by for a BJ, you look at her profile and it all seems to be in order, you arrive at the house to find the girl opening the door dressed in scruffy dirty pjs, hair a mess and the smell of dog piss hits you up the face, do you stay or go you go?"

Scuffy pjs and hair a mess, not an issue.

Dirty pjs, maybe an issue

Dog piss, that's a big no

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By *ngus99 OP Man
26 weeks ago

southdown

I made an excuse that I’d forgotten to lock my car and done a runner

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By *og-ManMan
26 weeks ago

somewhere

"I made an excuse that I’d forgotten to lock my car and done a runner"

Genuinely would have told her the actual problem and walked away

Too old for doing a runner

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

I was in bed with a girl having sex when her do opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's

straight home in the nude lol

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"I was in bed with a girl having sex when her door opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's

straight home in the nude lol"
Door not do lol

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
26 weeks ago

My town

"I was that soldier.

It was in 2013.

I'm still not fully over it.

The smell of dog's piss would've brought sweet relief from what I experienced.

She's not on fab, and I still don't want to talk about it.

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gwan michael tell the story !!!!

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
26 weeks ago

My town

To be fair if you didn't know her going to her house is both ridiculous on both parts.

Safety for her and you. Never mind the her appearance or living conditions.

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By *s LollyWoman
26 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I made an excuse that I’d forgotten to lock my car and done a runner

Genuinely would have told her the actual problem and walked away

Too old for doing a runner

Plus let's be honest there's not a hope in hell you can or could run

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By *og-ManMan
26 weeks ago

somewhere

"I made an excuse that I’d forgotten to lock my car and done a runner

Genuinely would have told her the actual problem and walked away

Too old for doing a runner

Plus let's be honest there's not a hope in hell you can or could run

I had lunch and breakfast with you this month and thats the way you talk about me ......yeah you're right

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By *exesrangerMan
26 weeks ago

city

No no no.... just no.

Sorry love I left my hazmat suit in the car

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By *tsMe24Man
26 weeks ago

Town

This reminds me of the dirty girl in friends that Ross dates

Turn around and go home or back to the pub. Standards. Messy house, grand, can happen.

But a smell of dog piss is a red flag.

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By *ealitybitesMan
26 weeks ago

Belfast

"To be fair if you didn't know her going to her house is both ridiculous on both parts.

Safety for her and you. Never mind the her appearance or living conditions.

I was about to say I wouldn't have been there in the first place. The red flags would have been raised as soon as she gave me her address and offered a BJ.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
26 weeks ago

kinda dublin

You can't spend your life running away from your problems. Take off her dirty pj's, tie back the hair and put some newspaper down on the bed. Problem solved.

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By *ugbyguy 99Man
26 weeks ago

Dundalk

Bring her for a drive…

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By *om TangoMan
26 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

I’d be committed at that stage so I’d close the door behind me and open a window. Nothing a good shower wouldn’t fix when I get home. However I honestly don’t think I’d be turning up at someone’s house I met online.

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By *att6912Man
26 weeks ago

Craigavon

Not Nikki from Lurgan by any chance is it?

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By *BantsMan
26 weeks ago

East Mayo

"I was in bed with a girl having sex when her do opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's

straight home in the nude lol"

When you imagined being peed on by a pussy, not what you expected

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By *ngus99 OP Man
26 weeks ago

southdown

Lol at peed on by a pussy

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By *aseylee324Couple
26 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I'd call animal welfare

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"I was in bed with a girl having sex when her do opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's

straight home in the nude lol

When you imagined being peed on by a pussy, not what you expected "
definitely not lol

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"I was in bed with a girl having sex when her do opened I said who the feck is that,she said its only the cat which proceeds to piss on my jeans and boxer's

straight home in the nude lol

When you imagined being peed on by a pussy, not what you expected "

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"I'd call animal welfare "

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"Lol at peed on by a pussy"

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By *elloMarylouWoman
26 weeks ago

mayo

Let's be honest could have been worse, how about been videoed in action to than find yourself black mailed!

I do wonder about people when they think oh ya sure I want my cock sucked and this random person on the Internet says call over.

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By *ot neuteredMan
26 weeks ago

Kildare

"Bring her for a drive…

To a drive through car wash with her strapped down on the roof

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By *andyMandy xWoman
26 weeks ago

Luck of the Irish ....

"Bring her for a drive…

To a drive through car wash with her strapped down on the roof "

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"Bring her for a drive…

To a drive through car wash with her strapped down on the roof

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it was me that needed the car wash after it

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By *astelloWoman
26 weeks ago

Far far away

The guys of fab are not so good on the clean front either...

Dirty fingernails

Breath

Clothes

Hmmmm

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"The guys of fab are not so good on the clean front either...

Dirty fingernails

Breath

Clothes

Hmmmm"

No finger nails here r BO shower twice a day brush my teeth 3 time's a day,not sure on the fashion end lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
26 weeks ago

Lucan

"The guys of fab are not so good on the clean front either...

Dirty fingernails

Breath

Clothes

Hmmmm

No finger nails here r BO shower twice a day brush my teeth 3 time's a day,not sure on the fashion end lol"

What happened your finger nails?

I'd have thought not having finger nails would look worse than ones that weren't 100% clean?

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"The guys of fab are not so good on the clean front either...

Dirty fingernails

Breath

Clothes

Hmmmm

No finger nails here r BO shower twice a day brush my teeth 3 time's a day,not sure on the fashion end lol

What happened your finger nails?

I'd have thought not having finger nails would look worse than ones that weren't 100% clean?

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no room for dirt a bite them

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By *astelloWoman
26 weeks ago

Far far away

No need for a manicure eh..

Shur they can clip the hedge instead.

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By *he KakapoMan
26 weeks ago

A nice rock

I am absolutely taking that BJ my shower can wash off the smell of piss.. it can't suck my dick, and replacing shower heads is expensive

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By *eckme70Man
26 weeks ago

Strabane

"No need for a manicure eh..

Shur they can clip the hedge instead."

Definitely no need for a manicure,pedicure or any other cure lol

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