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By *ollypop9 OP   Woman
28 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Since we all miss Casual borrowing topics from the lounge, I thought I cover that area. OK I'll go first...

I'm 45 and I can't draw/paint to safe my life.

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By *affa31Woman
28 weeks ago

Galway

38 and I can’t whistle

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By *haunsiddMan
28 weeks ago

leicester

36 and last more than 30

Seconds ????

May only last 30 seconds but it would be the best 30 seconds of your life ????

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
28 weeks ago

Portstewart

43 can't speak other languages

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
28 weeks ago

..

I'm a 47 and have yet to master sat nav or Google directions it's not me honestly it's just they keep changing the roads..

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By *og-ManMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm 59 and my writing is atrocious

Never understood grammer at all in school

Couldn't tell you what a pronoun is or an adjective or a verb to be honest

The problem with being classed as a bit thick in school and only finding out I'm dyslexic in my 40's

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
28 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

46 and I have to remember to force myself to stop making a groan sound when getting up from a chair.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
28 weeks ago

kinkytown

41 and I can't make small talk with people

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

42 and can’t lick my elbow

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
28 weeks ago

Ennis

40 and can't cook a Sunday roast.

Thankfully, one of us can

Mrs

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By *imguy2000Man
28 weeks ago

Cork

37 and can't keep my hands off myself

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

45, and I appear to be allergic to DIY, mystified by it all.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
28 weeks ago

There and Here

I'm 53 and, despite many attempts, I still can't play guitar

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By *ilbearniMan
28 weeks ago

peninsula

56

Can't swim

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By *uniorendowedMan
28 weeks ago

London Derbyshire

30 can’t swim

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By *ikerandchickCouple
28 weeks ago

Omagh

I’m 45 and I cannot knit

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
28 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

43, say the alphabet in order after the letter Q

Know all the letters just not the order , realised I could just hum the song in school and no one cared.

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By *herry...Woman
28 weeks ago

Somewhere

45 and can't cycle a bike

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By *eralt80Man
28 weeks ago

cork

44 and cannot swim

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By *amsevenMan
28 weeks ago

cork

45 and can't be arsed with most of it anymore. Also can swim

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
28 weeks ago

Antrim Town

48 and cant remember apts without calendar or shopping without a list

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By *ipmannMan
28 weeks ago

Cahir

54 and don't understand algebra

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By *oo32Man
28 weeks ago

tipperary

45 and can't see without glasses or contact lenses

Can't knit

Still can't make up my mind on what I want to do when i grow up

Can't see with my eyes closed

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By *istening Caring HealingMan
28 weeks ago

in the sticks

55 and can't resist old fashioned romance and opening a door for a lady

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By *exyScientistsCouple
28 weeks ago

Castlebar

49

And can't prevent myself from turning 50. Still trying though. If anyone else has any ideas pm me

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
28 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

48 - can't swim or read labels without my phone torch

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
28 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

53. Can't get out of a pool without using the steps.

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By *j47Man
28 weeks ago

limerick


"49

And can't prevent myself from turning 50. Still trying though. If anyone else has any ideas pm me"

Sur thats easy

Delete the profile and rejoin ten years younger sur they are all at it

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By *rRiosMan
28 weeks ago

dublin


"49

And can't prevent myself from turning 50. Still trying though. If anyone else has any ideas pm me

Sur thats easy

Delete the profile and rejoin ten years younger sur they are all at it

"

Or switch to the Korean age system, bear in mind though, this will make you 51

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

40

Can't suffer fools who message saying their in the area

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By *rRiosMan
28 weeks ago

dublin

40 and I can’t sit cross legged on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I’m 48 and I can’t say sorry

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
28 weeks ago

Dublin

44 and can’t swim

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By *weetblondieWoman
28 weeks ago

Dublin

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By *weetblondieWoman
28 weeks ago

Dublin

39

Can't wink lol

can't drive

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By *ozzlesMan
28 weeks ago

galway

Swimming Lessons Available pm me

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By *tudentForFunMan
28 weeks ago

Craigavon

23 and swim

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By *he KakapoMan
28 weeks ago

A nice rock

I knew there was a lack of plagiarism...

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By *ippje84Man
28 weeks ago

tipperary

40 and can't swim

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By *he KakapoMan
28 weeks ago

A nice rock

I'm 38 and can't remember what age I told everyone on fab I was

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By *aid backMan
28 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

45 can't swim.

Last summer on holiday I brought a kayaking life vest thing to enjoy a water park

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By *outheastbyeMan
28 weeks ago

Waterford

49 cant swim

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By *matorMan
28 weeks ago

Craigavon

23 and can't tell my real age on public forums lol

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By *umpsMan
28 weeks ago

city

55 and can't look after flowers in the garden. But I do try.

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By *studdMan
28 weeks ago

wexford/dublin

27 and can’t click my fingers

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
28 weeks ago

Home

43 , can't rite the and sign (&)

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By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
28 weeks ago

Athlone

46 and I can't swim unfortunately.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
28 weeks ago

The West

The amount of ye that cant swim!!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
28 weeks ago

The West

43..something I've always wanted to do is hold my hands behind my shoulders!...not a chance!

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By *leasurevilleMan
28 weeks ago

kilkenny

46 and I can't warm to Donald trump

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By *lytrucker32Man
28 weeks ago

Killeagh

43 and I still can't believe it's not butter

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By *abberABCMan
28 weeks ago

ball

51 and I can’t go fuck my self, even though a lot of ladies tell me too !

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

49 years old

Can’t stop reading books till midnight

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
28 weeks ago

wexford

46 and can't boil a soft egg.

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By *lytrucker32Man
28 weeks ago

Killeagh


"46 and can't boil a soft egg."

Theres an Internet/ tik tok joke around that could help you out there. And ashamedly it applies to me too sometimes hahaha

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By *ushin realityCouple
28 weeks ago

swords

52 and can't say the word millennial

????????

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

38 and can’t read the signs when someone flirting with me ??

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By *if_JuliaCouple
28 weeks ago

Dungannon

37 and can't play drums

Nif.

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By *ACOLCouple
28 weeks ago

limerick

32 and I can't change a tyre...

Lina

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By *if_JuliaCouple
28 weeks ago

Dungannon


"32 and I can't change a tyre...

Lina "

Would be happy to help

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By *exesrangerMan
28 weeks ago

city

I'm 40 something and I can't think of anything I can't do.

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By *iscuits8Man
28 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

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By *iscuits8Man
28 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'm 37 and I can't see England ever winning a major tournament

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By *rialbyfire1235Man
28 weeks ago

South KK

40 and can’t snap my fingers. I even say to myself ‘what is that about??’

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By *astelloWoman
28 weeks ago

Far far away

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By *astelloWoman
28 weeks ago

Far far away

I'm 49

And l can't count ...well l can but mental arithmetic is my downfall... l go mathematically blank...

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
28 weeks ago

ireland

Late 50's,can't wink or click my fingers !

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By *andyMandy xWoman
28 weeks ago

Luck of the Irish ....


"I'm 37 and I can't see England ever winning a major tournament "

I do like a Biscuit

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By *olkiMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere

39 and can't grow up

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By *iscuits8Man
28 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"I'm 37 and I can't see England ever winning a major tournament

I do like a Biscuit "

I do like when I can see profiles

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By *umpsMan
28 weeks ago

city

I'm 55 and I can't fall in love again. (Lost someone)

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By *kcoupleCouple
28 weeks ago

.....

43 and can't swim but I can sink 50M quicker than most could swim it

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

36 and I just can't stop the beat

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By *uddlyBear1972Man
28 weeks ago

Just inside the Pale

52 and I can't pronounce cinema and cinnamon. I am crap at Gardening and DIY and finally I don't know what a tracker mortgage is

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By *astelloWoman
28 weeks ago

Far far away

You're lucky you didn't know what a tracker was..cos my tracker is through the roof

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By *nonymousxxxMan
28 weeks ago

Dublin

44 and can't swim, dance normally, Flush mid pee and not race the toilet

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By *rRiosMan
28 weeks ago

dublin


"The amount of ye that cant swim!!

"

I hope hey don’t drown in pussy

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
28 weeks ago

The West


"The amount of ye that cant swim!!

I hope hey don’t drown in pussy "

Oh sur they can submerge themselves there for hours, apparently!

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By *aseylee324Couple
28 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I'm 57 and have forgotten what I can't do

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

32 can't get a date from dating apps hahahaha. More related, can't talk great online, better in person

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By *ammerdrill321Man
28 weeks ago

Glasnevin

62 and can't touch my toes while keeping legs straight.

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By *elfastDMan
28 weeks ago

belfast

50 and still can’t resist making silly comments when I see a joke in something anyone says

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By *adger BrocMan
28 weeks ago

Co. Cork

69.....and I can't change it.

But then why would I want to.......it's such a significant number.

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
28 weeks ago

newtownabbey

35 and can't pinch my left nipple

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By *ealitybitesMan
28 weeks ago

Belfast

59 and I can't can can

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By *ddiesayshello2Man
28 weeks ago

dundalk , Monaghan,meath

41 and cant get my wife to have sex with me

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By *iSi74Man
28 weeks ago

Drogheda, Meath, Dublin


"42 and can’t lick my elbow"

50 and cant lick his elbow

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
28 weeks ago

My town

49 reverse into a park space

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By *iSi74Man
28 weeks ago

Drogheda, Meath, Dublin

50 and can't fit into my old 32" waist jeans (god know i keep trying)

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
28 weeks ago

Lucan

57 and can't stop being gorgeous.

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By *ubadubdubWoman
28 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"59 and I can't can can "

I'll teach you! I can can-can

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By *ubadubdubWoman
28 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I'm 49 and I cant hit a golf ball

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By *ourBoiiMan
28 weeks ago

Dublin

30 and still can't poach an egg, can do all over forms but poaching still escapes me

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By *imeovurlifeMan
28 weeks ago

west cork


"Since we all miss Casual borrowing topics from the lounge, I thought I cover that area. OK I'll go first...

I'm 45 and I can't draw/paint to safe my life."

I’m 35 and can’t meet anyone on this site I have lovely puppy blue eyes and a build up of 4 months

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By *itch2113Woman
28 weeks ago

somewhere close by or am I

Old enough to know better ??

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By *isabledHubbyCouple
28 weeks ago

Kildare

33 and can't control my bladder

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
28 weeks ago

newtownabbey


"

I'm 49 and I cant hit a golf ball"

You are not 49!

You look 10 years younger than me!

Missus

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

43 I can't swim & I'm pretty crap at small talk.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
28 weeks ago

ireland

Cant believe how many of you that cant swim !

Go get lessons people !

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By *og-ManMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere


"

I'm 49 and I cant hit a golf ball

You are not 49!

You look 10 years younger than me!

Missus "

Had to check both your ages because the 2 of ye look younger than your profile age to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

60 and don’t know what a Tracker Mortgage is

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By *ocbrownMan
28 weeks ago

Kilkenny/Waterford

47 and can't get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

50 and can’t dance

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

51 and get laid

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

53 & 1/2 and i cant keep me mouth shut

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By *indenMan
28 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I can’t answer questions properly…..

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

26 and cannot sleep

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By *ngel and EvilCouple
28 weeks ago

Belfast

48 and cant swim

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By *ost SockMan
28 weeks ago

West Wales and Cardiff

54 and, despite having no breathing issues, I have never once blown up a balloon.

The thought of trying makes anxious now. I just can’t do it without a pump.

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By *eroLondonMan
28 weeks ago

Mayfair

48, and I cannot message RealityBites.

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By *elfastblondMan
28 weeks ago

Belfast

53 and can't play the violin but can have a fiddle

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By *ux555Man
28 weeks ago

monaghan

44 and cant get wet enough around here to need a life vest..

Can swim perfectly well though..

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By *rMotivator2.0Man
28 weeks ago

Donegal

31 and I just can't seem to shit gold nuggets no matter how hard I try

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By *olvomanMan
28 weeks ago

Killkenny

47 and can't get any ladys

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By *offee79Man
28 weeks ago

around

44 and no matter how daft I look trying, I still can't manage to wink

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By * la carteCouple
28 weeks ago

Dublin

Sing (I'm tone deaf) or dance (I have 2 left feet and the grace of an elephant)

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By *exyScientistsCouple
28 weeks ago

Castlebar

I'm 48 and can't touch my toes. Can't remember the last time.e was able to. Mr S

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By *og-ManMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere

Im 59

Can't sleep for a solid 8 hours

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By *ensual_SmartieWoman
28 weeks ago

Midlands , Leinster.... your fantasies

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By *ensual_SmartieWoman
28 weeks ago

Midlands , Leinster.... your fantasies

I'm 40 & cannot swim

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By *rystalsswingCouple
28 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

40 and always have to think about what age I am when asked.

Can't tell my right from my left

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By *og-ManMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere

I'm 59 and cant do anything right according to my wife

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By *heBlowinsCouple
28 weeks ago

West Cork


"41 and I can't make small talk with people"

Aaaaaaagh God YES! - Finally gave up and accepted our neurodivergence and zero patience for all chatter about the roads, weather, GAA...

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By *electableicecreamMan
28 weeks ago

The West

43 and I can only pirouette to the left. I'm basically Zoolander

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
28 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond


"40 and always have to think about what age I am when asked.

Can't tell my right from my left "

Jasus same as , have to think back to when I was been dragged to mass , so I'd know my right hand ie bless yourself going in

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By * la carteCouple
28 weeks ago

Dublin


"I'm 59 and cant do anything right according to my wife "

And you know the boss is always right

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By *ubadubdubWoman
28 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"

Can't tell my right from my left "

Same issue. It's a type of dyslexia apparently.

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By *onegalGuy92Man
28 weeks ago

Letterkenny

31 and I can't swing a note haha

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
28 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond


"

Can't tell my right from my left

Same issue. It's a type of dyslexia apparently. "

Off to Google that !! my driving tests were some craic, turns out they can't fail you for going wrong direction aslong as you do it safely

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By *wirl02Man
28 weeks ago

Dublin 12

I'm 40 and can't take a hint

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By *ony85sMan
28 weeks ago

Dublin

36 and have trouble pronouncing letter P. My P and B sound the same

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By *rystalsswingCouple
28 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West


"

Can't tell my right from my left

Same issue. It's a type of dyslexia apparently. "

Ah well, I've lasted 42 years without being diagnosed so I'll manage

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By *utdooryoneMan
28 weeks ago

Over there

50 and cannot finish a book I start.

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By *ilverjayMan
28 weeks ago

Meath

May have been said earlier here.

I'm 57 and I can't get a reply here

I can't drive

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By *ominanTeeMan
28 weeks ago

Sligo

39, can't stop believing

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By *aterDominusMan
28 weeks ago

just around the corner

47 and I can't get attention of THAT one lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

31 and can't drink two nights in a row anymore

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
28 weeks ago

Lucan


"36 and have trouble pronouncing letter P. My P and B sound the same "

That's pollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago


"36 and have trouble pronouncing letter P. My P and B sound the same

That's pollocks! "

Be interesting if he was a brick layer! Mixing up p's and B's just got a whole lot more interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

But I also cannot swim very good, then you have a partner who's a fish on steroids! All the things I can't do he does so teamwork lol but I can iron.... lol he can but did you ever get that tingling in your eye watching someone do something to perfection and just get annoyed!

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By *ostantinosMan
28 weeks ago

navan

43 and im boring easy

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By *onny qMan
28 weeks ago

limerick

58 and I cannot win the Lotto ??

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By *he MickMan
28 weeks ago

southside

51 can't cum as often as I did when I was 21

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
28 weeks ago

ireland

Late 50s and can't go out without a bra on (•)(•)

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By *andyMandy xWoman
28 weeks ago

Luck of the Irish ....

I'm nearly 50 and I get asked why don't you squirt? I don't know

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By *utchlady67Woman
28 weeks ago

Kinnitty in county Offaly

I am 57 and can’t distinguish a good music note from a bad one

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By *ATINE_SATINEWoman
28 weeks ago

Kilbarrack

I'm 41 and can't afford a mortgage

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By *orkguy086Man
28 weeks ago

Happy to travel or get Hotel

33 and can't swim.

Nearly drowned at 1 stage and all ??

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By *cottybear74Man
28 weeks ago

kilkenny

50 and can't sing a note

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By *og-ManMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere

If there's any swimming instructors on here you could have the second fab social meet and greet in a swimming pool and teach some fabbers how to swim

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By *weetpea2000Woman
28 weeks ago

Wexford

I can't handstand or cartwheel..always wanted to, but can't be arsed now at my age.

I can't remember what I did yesterday.

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By *panishRebelMan
28 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I am forty eight

I can't do everything

Buts it's never to late

To try anything

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By *omastMan
28 weeks ago

Dublin

53 and can't misbehave

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago


"I'm 40 & cannot swim "

Swimming is easy to learn if you want to learn.

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By *yesgreenMan
26 weeks ago

north and south


"I'm 40 & cannot swim

Swimming is easy to learn if you want to learn. "

Cant play the guitar but going to try the Ukelele next as it’s only 4 strings , great at small talk

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By *haunhennaMan
26 weeks ago

nearby

Almost 30 and cant hold a tune to save my life

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By *usicman1982Man
26 weeks ago

Coalisland

I’m 42 and I can’t take it any more

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26 weeks ago

21 and I can't drive

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
26 weeks ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

43 and i can't turn left .....

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By *onny17Man
26 weeks ago

city

31 can't say no lol

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
26 weeks ago

kinda dublin

I'm 38 and I can't crochet... yet.

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By *ani57Man
26 weeks ago

Naas

32 and can't sing

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By *ealcoupleCouple
26 weeks ago

34 and can't poach an egg

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By *ealcoupleCouple
26 weeks ago

Actually shouldn't admit but can't boil an egg without my trusty egg timer that sits in the pot

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
26 weeks ago

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I've never managed after years of trying to lift a stool only 2ft away from me yet I'd bet my towel every lady in this thread can

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