FabSwingers.com forum: You can make 1 design change to the penis, what is it?

By *oss_Beaumont OP Man
30 weeks ago

Skerries

So you're allowed to make one change to how penis's (penii?) are designed.

What's the change you would make?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Make it vibrate and pulsate

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By *adger BrocMan
30 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

Batteries not included

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By *oss_Beaumont OP Man
30 weeks ago

Skerries

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By *oss_Beaumont OP Man
30 weeks ago

Skerries

"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

Kinda awkward at mass but I'll allow it.

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By *he KakapoMan
30 weeks ago

A nice rock

I want my penis to breathe fire like a dragon.....

And not just burn when I pee like it does now

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By *panishRebelMan
30 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

Mine came being able to do this already!

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Make it vibrate and pulsate

Mine came being able to do this already!

Checks flights to Alicante!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
30 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Is like to be able to check-in to flights with it. Just whip it out and slap it on the scanner.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

kinda dublin

Thick hair all the way up the shaft and over the knob end.

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By *oss_Beaumont OP Man
30 weeks ago

Skerries

"Thick hair all the way up the shaft and over the knob end."

I think I just got sick in my mouth a bit.

Like 'Cousin It' from the Addams family is what I'm picturing.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Thick hair all the way up the shaft and over the knob end."

A fuzzy buzzy.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

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By *oss_Beaumont OP Man
30 weeks ago

Skerries

"I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

This is the kind of quality response I'm here for.

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By *he KakapoMan
30 weeks ago

A nice rock

"I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

This is the kind of quality response I'm here for.

Rude!

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By *oss_Beaumont OP Man
30 weeks ago

Skerries

"I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

This is the kind of quality response I'm here for.

Rude!"

Lol, mea culpa

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

Ribbed for her pleasure

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By *iscuits8Man
30 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd give it the ability to make contactless payments.

I mean the practicality of all is questionable but it'd be a right laugh just going around everywhere bopping your mickey to pay for things.

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By *eralt80Man
30 weeks ago

cork

"Is like to be able to check-in to flights with it. Just whip it out and slap it on the scanner."

Why stop there, why not use it instead of your bank card and just tap and go. Your payment limit is directly proportional to cock size.

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By *eralt80Man
30 weeks ago

cork

"I'd give it the ability to make contactless payments.

I mean the practicality of all is questionable but it'd be a right laugh just going around everywhere bopping your mickey to pay for things."

Dam, I should have scrolled all the way down

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By *ozzlesMan
30 weeks ago

galway

Sound effects and lights, so when I whip it out ( sounds far more spectacular than in reality) the Jaws Music Plays and accompanied by flashing strobe lighting.

Ohh and if it could make a cup of tea like those bedside alarms about 3 minutes later that would be awesome .....for me.

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By *amsevenMan
30 weeks ago

cork

Go faster stripes

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By *electableicecreamMan
30 weeks ago

The West

Adjustable length and girth. For that snug fit

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By *lueLotusWoman
30 weeks ago

the wilderness

To never ever ever absolutely 100% ever be able to give you an sti in it's bare form

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By *antra MassageMan
30 weeks ago

city

I'd like a prehensile cock, like a monkeys tail, so I can wrap it around things.

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

One that can change to colour to accommodate a ladies preference

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By *exyScientistsCouple
30 weeks ago

Castlebar

Telescopic sight for better aim, in the bathroom mainly....

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Ability to duplicate for double penetration.

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By *zippyMan
30 weeks ago

Wexford

Make them inflatable....or is that just me??

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??"

You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
30 weeks ago

There and Here

Detachable for when those availability dates just won't align

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
30 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"Ability to duplicate for double penetration. "

Oohhhh, clever!!

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
30 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Make it so that it alternates what come out when a man cums - so sometimes cum, sometimes glitter, sometimes rainbow coloured slime or sometimes teeny tiny marshmallows.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
30 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Make it so that it alternates what come out when a man cums - so sometimes cum, sometimes glitter, sometimes rainbow coloured slime or sometimes teeny tiny marshmallows."

Liquid chocolate like a chocolate fountain too or melted cheese

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

It makes the noise of a light sabre as it grows and glows in the dark

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By *zippyMan
30 weeks ago

Wexford

"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??

You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there

It's not something I need to worry about these days

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
30 weeks ago

There and Here

"Make it so that it alternates what come out when a man cums - so sometimes cum, sometimes glitter, sometimes rainbow coloured slime or sometimes teeny tiny marshmallows.

Liquid chocolate like a chocolate fountain too or melted cheese

Oooh like a fondue

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By *ohnFKMan
30 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

I think I'd like it if less hair grew down there.

I find the weekly manscaping both precarious & bothersome

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By *ubadubdubWoman
30 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??

You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there

If I sat on it would it make a whoppee cushion noise

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By *ardyboy54321Man
30 weeks ago

Fermanagh

Would have to be a laser guided pee aid cause I'm not alone here it's a hure ta pee with a hard on

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Does this include the balls ...I'd add a third ball ...total recall balls

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

kinda dublin

I'd add a thagomizer too the tip.

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??

You'd be stuck like a dog if it inflates while in there

If I sat on it would it make a whoppee cushion noise

I know if you sat on mine I'd make the whopee noise

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
30 weeks ago

"I'd add a thagomizer too the tip."

Just for pure pleasure of course

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Why not just give us all 2 Penis.

Or fruit flavoured cum?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Reposition it on to your chin. That way you can fuck and lick at the same time

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By *oserMan
30 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow

"Reposition it on to your chin. That way you can fuck and lick at the same time"

A dickhead,,,,

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
30 weeks ago

ireland

"Ability to duplicate for double penetration. "

I like that one !

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By *ilverFoxDubMan
30 weeks ago

Dublin

"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

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By *onaghanMaanMan
30 weeks ago

Louth

"Make them inflatable....or is that just me??"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Reposition it on to your chin. That way you can fuck and lick at the same time

A dickhead,,,,"

Wouldn't be the first time I've been called that

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By *huCullainMan
30 weeks ago

Rathowen

Put a sleep function on it. No more awkward boners

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By *panishRebelMan
30 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Maybe we could go talk to Dyson about ideas?

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

kinda dublin

"Maybe we could go talk to Dyson about ideas?"

Just remove the sack

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By *I TwoCouple
30 weeks ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

"I ld like the testicals to be a bit higher up, so that they massage you a little with the thrust.

What if you put it in upside down ? Would that work

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By *leasurevilleMan
30 weeks ago

kilkenny

make it bigger and black!

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By *NawtyCplCouple
29 weeks ago

Around and about

Anyone go with shoot sparkles yet...

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By *dfabMan
29 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Stop it spitting before I have made her orgasm

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By *ebel loverMan
29 weeks ago

cork

Make it rise up on the first day not the last!!!????

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I was thinking about this the other day. I wish we could change it from person to person. So I can have the man I like with the cock I like

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
29 weeks ago

Home

Spoilers,a Go faster stripe and a big set of alloys

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"make it bigger and black! "

Leave a cock fing on too long and that will happen

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By *oss_Beaumont OP Man
29 weeks ago

Skerries

"I was thinking about this the other day. I wish we could change it from person to person. So I can have the man I like with the cock I like

I think this has to be the winner, from the ladies I've spoken to this would seem to a big advantage.

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By *dfabMan
29 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"I was thinking about this the other day. I wish we could change it from person to person. So I can have the man I like with the cock I like

Describe the cock you like then

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By *ingetMan
29 weeks ago

West Cork

"Thick hair all the way up the shaft and over the knob end."

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By *ingetMan
29 weeks ago

West Cork

Yuck

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By *ingetMan
29 weeks ago

West Cork

"Adjustable length and girth. For that snug fit

Unfortunately Sti's are a double sided sword, which came first,the chicken or the egg?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
29 weeks ago

Lucan

A lipspreading device attached to the end, a little bit like a snow plough, so less fumbling around in the dark trying to work your way in.

I envisage this having a loudspeaker built in which would be activated by proximity, proclaiming "mind the gap" or "inbound"

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Make it vibrate and pulsate "

You can get a wearable toy that does this, very very good, but too good! You cum too quick so it's stop start stop start for him! But worth the €25 we paid for it on sun shine app.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Detachable Penis, but when detached you can still feel what's happening to it.

So imagine as a guy you are working away and then all of a sudden you feel the tip being licked etc

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By *runchMan
29 weeks ago

Dublin

"I want my penis to breathe fire like a dragon.....

And not just burn when I pee like it does now"

May want to get the ol' prostate checked out

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
29 weeks ago

The West

"Maybe we could go talk to Dyson about ideas?"

So it could promise so much and then be a total let down?

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

"Maybe we could go talk to Dyson about ideas?

So it could promise so much and then be a total let down?"

Good suction but doesn't last long

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By *utdooryoneMan
29 weeks ago

Over there

"Anyone go with shoot sparkles yet...

I'll eat lots of the sparkly icing cake and we can find out...

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Not quite a penis change, but how about cum that doesn't stain

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

I want one that sings Westlife songs when erect.

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By *og-ManMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere

"I want one that sings Westlife songs when erect. "

You raise me up

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

"I want one that sings Westlife songs when erect.

You raise me up

credit where credit is due that was a great reply.

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