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By *SGalwayCouple OP   Couple
32 weeks ago

Galway

Go on say your worst

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By *ethmeonfireMan
32 weeks ago

Dublin

Here is one that used this weekend

If it is 3, it’s a threesome

If it is 2, it’s a twosome

No wonder they call single men handsome, so hoping you can help me change that.

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

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By *sBlueJayWoman
32 weeks ago

galway

Have you a mirror in your pants. Because I can see myself in them.

Some cheesy young fella said that to me. He's lucky he's cute hahaha

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By *hynot xCouple
32 weeks ago

Sligo

Are you in pain?

???

Cos' it must have hurt, when you fell from heaven.

(I've just been sick in my mouth)

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By *panishRebelMan
32 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire'nt you in my contacts list?

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By *otownkid1967Man
32 weeks ago

Portlaoise

I have road frontage and my own turf bank.

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
32 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
32 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Are you sure your not a spanner ?

Cause everytime I see you my nuts tighten. !!!

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By *SGalwayCouple OP   Couple
32 weeks ago

Galway


"Have you a mirror in your pants. Because I can see myself in them.

Some cheesy young fella said that to me. He's lucky he's cute hahaha "

Sounds like a ride

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By *ub23Man
32 weeks ago

wandering

Me: are you my homework?

Her: why?

Me: cos I'm not doing you but I should be

You did say your worst ones lol

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
32 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

[Removed by poster at 09/07/24 17:26:16]

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
32 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Wanna play titanic?

Everytime I shout iceberg , you go down on me !!!!

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By *easingTimMan
32 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"Hi, the name's Fred Flintstone. How would you like to come back to my place and make my Bedrock??"

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By *rMotivator2.0Man
32 weeks ago

Donegal

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
32 weeks ago

Home

I'm completely useless at flirting

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By *panishRebelMan
32 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I'll be very quick

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By *DSGCouple
32 weeks ago

That place in

'My phone is broke'

'Why,what's wrong with it'

' your number isn't in it'

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

I'd eat chips from your knickers

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By *matorMan
32 weeks ago

Craigavon

Is your name Medussa....cause one look at you is making me hard

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By *adyKarmennTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Dublin

How many vodkas to keep your boxers off

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By *razyNippleLoverMan
32 weeks ago

Back End of Beyond

Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

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By *panishRebelMan
32 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Go on go on go on. Ya will ya will ya will

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By *r zipsMan
32 weeks ago

City centre

Every time I look up best places to eat out your profile keeps coming up

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