FabSwingers.com forum: FAB MEASUREMENT MODERATOR..

By *easingTim OP Man
51 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Just an idea

In a similar vein to the Guinness Book of World Records sending an official

around to see how legit someone's claims are

Just imagine us having a Fab "Measurement Moderator" to travel the length and breadth of the country with a measuring tape in hand checking ID's, height, bra size ("Women don't lie, do they?"

) as well as length and girth (sky remote pics no more lads!)

So, do you reckon our membership affording us a "Fab Fact Checker" or Measurement Moderator might work??

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By *exyScientistsCouple
51 weeks ago

Castlebar

As you know, I've already taken this role.... but I need help covering the whole country. Obviously I'll be doing men. I have a checklist.

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By *astelloWoman
51 weeks ago

Far far away

All for the betterment of science eg

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By *easingTim OP Man
51 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Well ladies, unlike the pesky Television Inspector

Do feel free to drop over. Now I might be a bit shy at first

but hopefully I can measure up

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By *he KakapoMan
51 weeks ago

A nice rock

I don't conform to society's measurements

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
51 weeks ago

Northside

I wouldn't want an inspector showing up to confirm my willy is actually 7" long...I'd be caught out lying!! I knocked 2" off coz the wimmin don't like them too big!!

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By *adger BrocMan
51 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Have vernier calipers, will travel.

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By *easingTim OP Man
51 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

"I wouldn't want an inspector showing up to confirm my willy is actually 7" long...I'd be caught out lying!! I knocked 2" off coz the wimmin don't like them too

big!!

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I know, obviously there's a lot riding

on the results but we can round down a few inches to protect your humility Sir

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By *ot neuteredMan
51 weeks ago

Kildare

Length, Width, Girth, blah blah blah, total volume is where its at,

, cubic inches or centimetres

pr2xh

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By *aterDominusMan
51 weeks ago

just around the corner

Testers should wear those "heels bigger than your..." as part of their uniform

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
51 weeks ago

Northside

"I wouldn't want an inspector showing up to confirm my willy is actually 7" long...I'd be caught out lying!! I knocked 2" off coz the wimmin don't like them too

big!!

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I know, obviously there's a lot riding

on the results but we can round down a few inches to protect your humility Sir

In that case send them around!! I'll have the kettle on!

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By *rystalsswingCouple
51 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands

Just an idea

In a similar vein to the Guinness Book of World Records sending an official

around to see how legit someone's claims are

Just imagine us having a Fab "Measurement Moderator" to travel the length and breadth of the country with a measuring tape in hand checking ID's, height, bra size ("Women don't lie, do they?"

) as well as length and girth (sky remote pics no more lads!)

So, do you reckon our membership affording us a "Fab Fact Checker" or Measurement Moderator might work??

I feel that I'm a perfect candidate for this role!

Where do I send my application

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By *aid backMan
51 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

Rather than length width and circumference. Just do volume and the adjudicators can shout eureka like Archimedes when they get a honest measurement

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By *reenfrogoMan
51 weeks ago

nearby

"As you know, I've already taken this role.... but I need help covering the whole country. Obviously I'll be doing men. I have a checklist. "

How do I apply for certification?

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