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By *lipyourflop OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dublin

Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards

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By *rRiosMan
14 weeks ago

dublin


"Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards "

Funny you should say that, there was a salacious rumor that cornflakes were invented for masturbation prevention so you should be in good company

I think the fifth spoon is good

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By *humper22Woman
14 weeks ago

waterford

The first couple of spoonfuls. While they are still crunchy.

Soggy cornflakes are yuk

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By *aseylee324Couple
14 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

The bottom of the bowl where the nutritional part is - the milk

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

If I was forced to endure a breakfast it would be crunchy nut cornflakes, and quickly before they go soggy. Actually only firat 3 mouthfulls. Cornflakes are the devil's work.

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By *he KakapoMan
14 weeks ago

A nice rock

Firstly the hate on cornflakes is ridiculous... fucking notions...

However any answer past the 6th spoonful is pure anarchy

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By *eralt80Man
14 weeks ago

cork

Anything after the first spoonful is mush

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By *eaAndBenCouple
14 weeks ago

Dublin

Ice cold full fat milk, crispy and crunchy. Soft and soggy is not a vibe!

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
14 weeks ago

Meath, Louth border of Airgialla & Naughty,

Usually have a Hares breakfast most mornings bar Sundays.. in general I'd snack light on the run each day..

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By *ot so needyMan
14 weeks ago

Galway


"Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards "

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By *ot so needyMan
14 weeks ago

Galway


"Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards "

Definitely the first few spoons when the milk hasn't made them too soggy.

When you posted this thread roughly how many people did you think would reply.

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
14 weeks ago

ireland

First few spoonfuls while they are still crunchy ,must have a sprinkle of sugar too tho !

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By *ngle69Man
14 weeks ago

Midlands

Small bowl of 5/6 spoonfuls honey nuts cornflakes while they still crunchy and with pure orange juice instead of milk would be my choice

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By *lipyourflop OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dublin


"Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards

Definitely the first few spoons when the milk hasn't made them too soggy.

When you posted this thread roughly how many people did you think would reply."

Alot. My posts are extremely vital to people's lives. Plus I'm beautiful.

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By *ealitybitesMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

These forums are full of cereal offenders.

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By *otownkid1967Man
14 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Absolutely hate cornflakes. As a kid ,I went to boarding school. Every morning of the 5 years we had cornflakes with like warm milk. The day I left I swore I wouldn't touch them again. Won't even let them in the door

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By *og-ManMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere

My name is Bogman

I'll admit to having a bowl with ice cold milk at midnight last night

Just got a longing....sorry

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By *adger BrocMan
14 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"These forums are full of cereal offenders. "

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By *ot so needyMan
14 weeks ago

Galway


"Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards

Definitely the first few spoons when the milk hasn't made them too soggy.

When you posted this thread roughly how many people did you think would reply.

Alot. My posts are extremely vital to people's lives. Plus I'm beautiful. "

No doubt about it you are a special kind of guy.

Keep it up everyone need a laugh on here.

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By *astelloWoman
14 weeks ago

Far far away

Oh..cornflakes..soggy bottom time.

I like a bite.so it's granola, yoghurt and fruit for me...

If desperate...shovel the cornflakes so fast that they don't get soggy... and very lil milk.

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By *tesset69TV/TS
14 weeks ago

N.Down

Always with "HOT MILK" Yummy.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
14 weeks ago

Castlebar

We're only here to look at your dick. No one gives a shit about cornflakes

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By *panishRebelMan
14 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Not a cereal man.

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By *lipyourflop OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dublin


"Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards

Definitely the first few spoons when the milk hasn't made them too soggy.

When you posted this thread roughly how many people did you think would reply.

Alot. My posts are extremely vital to people's lives. Plus I'm beautiful.

No doubt about it you are a special kind of guy.

Keep it up everyone need a laugh on here."

Thank you for your magical words of wisdom. I will for sure try make you laugh every day sweetheart. You see how much of a nice guy I really am these days? Even me and _og-man are meeting up to play pitch and putt next week. He doesn't know it yet, it's a surprise x

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By *og-ManMan
14 weeks ago

somewhere


"Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards

Definitely the first few spoons when the milk hasn't made them too soggy.

When you posted this thread roughly how many people did you think would reply.

Alot. My posts are extremely vital to people's lives. Plus I'm beautiful.

No doubt about it you are a special kind of guy.

Keep it up everyone need a laugh on here.

Thank you for your magical words of wisdom. I will for sure try make you laugh every day sweetheart. You see how much of a nice guy I really am these days? Even me and _og-man are meeting up to play pitch and putt next week. He doesn't know it yet, it's a surprise x"

Looking forward to writing the veri on that one

18 holes and he missed every one

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By *lipyourflop OP   Man
14 weeks ago

Dublin

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By *ot so needyMan
14 weeks ago

Galway


"Good morning.

I'm curious as to what is everyone's favourite mouthful of cornflakes. For me it would be the 11th spoonful/mouthful as the cornflakes have started to gently soften and the milk has now gotten that clonflake goodness mixed through. What is your numbered sweet spot? Don't be wanking off to this thread now ya mad bastards

Definitely the first few spoons when the milk hasn't made them too soggy.

When you posted this thread roughly how many people did you think would reply.

Alot. My posts are extremely vital to people's lives. Plus I'm beautiful.

No doubt about it you are a special kind of guy.

Keep it up everyone need a laugh on here.

Thank you for your magical words of wisdom. I will for sure try make you laugh every day sweetheart. You see how much of a nice guy I really am these days? Even me and _og-man are meeting up to play pitch and putt next week. He doesn't know it yet, it's a surprise x"

No problem love you too. Xx

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
14 weeks ago

kinda dublin

I came home from work last week and Missus had just finished cooking dinner. But all I really wanted was a bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

I felt bad not eating the din dins, but I was really in the mood for cereal.

Anyway, my fav mouthful is when there's only milk left at the end, so you top it off with a few more cunchy nut cornflakes. It's crunchy, plus you get the flavoured milk.

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By *nardriMan
14 weeks ago

near town


"I came home from work last week and Missus had just finished cooking dinner. But all I really wanted was a bowl of Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

I felt bad not eating the din dins, but I was really in the mood for cereal.

Anyway, my fav mouthful is when there's only milk left at the end, so you top it off with a few more cunchy nut cornflakes. It's crunchy, plus you get the flavoured milk."

You coulda just eaten your missus for dinner…… she is a cracker

But I agree with you about topping up the remaining milk with a few more crunchy nuts

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By *nardriMan
14 weeks ago

near town

Many years ago bottles of milk were delivered to the front door. I think the correct term was non-homogenised which essentially meant that you could pour the cream of the milk over your cornflakes. This was the best way by far to enjoy cornflakes.

You can’t do this anymore because health and safety went mad.

You can try and recreate it by pouring a bit of cream over the top. Best is SuperValu double cream…. Other versions are nowhere near as thick

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By *cotsguyyMan
14 weeks ago

Belfast

Bananas or no bananas?

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By *nardriMan
14 weeks ago

near town


"Bananas or no bananas? "

Dried banana flakes and delish

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By *ergalMan
14 weeks ago

East Cork

Crunchy with ice cold milk

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