FabSwingers.com forum: Older Men / middle aged to older women

By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

Since someone kindly pointed out that there's no thread about the older men on fab looking for anyone else thats still breathing I thought I should start one

Take your teeth out going to bed

Heavy breathing is Asthma

Have a horlicks going to bed ( not a euphemism)

You don't get on your knee's anymore cause you can't get back up without hurting them

Or if your in tip top condition because of your good genes

Then post away ....sure distance is no issue when it comes to a meet cause some have free travel anyway

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

In.

Can't remember why though.

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

And yes HRT patches on a woman are sexy

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

In.

Can't remember why though

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By *eralt80Man
13 weeks ago

cork

Don’t forget groaning as we get up from a chair

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By *electableicecreamMan
13 weeks ago

The West

Well I still be able to pound after a hip replacement?

Asking for a friend

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"In.

Can't remember why though"

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"Well I still be able to pound after a hip replacement?

Asking for a friend"

The pound is gone....we're on Euro's now....did you forget

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By *chochamberWoman
13 weeks ago

Limerick

OB Yes, is great for a dry vag.... Just saying.... It's vegan too.

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"OB Yes, is great for a dry vag.... Just saying.... It's vegan too.

Just do a Hawk Tung on the dry Vag.....be grand

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By *ealitybitesMan
13 weeks ago

Belfast

When you give them an inch........ and they think it's six

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock

What age does middle age start?

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By *GiantMan
13 weeks ago

Dublin

I'm almost 42 don't feel middle aged but I think I am. I like it tho.

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"What age does middle age start?"

Is that the question where the answer is 42

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By *lutterFlyWoman
13 weeks ago

Near Belfast

"What age does middle age start?

Is that the question where the answer is 42 "

What age does middle age end and old age begin?

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By *ady ChatterleyWoman
13 weeks ago

Athlone

"What age does middle age start?

Is that the question where the answer is 42

What age does middle age end and old age begin?

When you listen put for the RIP notices

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

Or when you ring home and your mother says.....Do you know who died and you realise they were friends in school

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By *astelloWoman
13 weeks ago

Far far away

You're counting the grey hairs on the pubes.

Your hip action requires a deep heat spray beforehand

A massage is a bed time routine

Hot and sticky is a hot flush

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By *ozzlesMan
13 weeks ago

galway

Need a nap in the afternoon if I'm to get to bedtime at 10pm

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By *enitMan
13 weeks ago

Galway

"OB Yes, is great for a dry vag.... Just saying.... It's vegan too.

And lube, always handy to have on hand

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By *exyScientistsCouple
13 weeks ago

Castlebar

Afternoon naps

Waking in the night to pee

Muttering under your breath

Forgetting why you went into a room

Cursing young people for talking in a made up language

Forgetting your age and having to calculate it

Thinking the 90s was just a few years ago

Feeling horny but needing an early night

Unacceptably sensible (see above) - working on that one

And lots of others that I'll remember after my nap

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
13 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"And yes HRT patches on a woman are sexy

Irrelevant.. no way they're coming off!!

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"And yes HRT patches on a woman are sexy

Irrelevant.. no way they're coming off!!

This thread was your idea by the way

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By *enitMan
13 weeks ago

Galway

"And yes HRT patches on a woman are sexy

Irrelevant.. no way they're coming off!!

essential kit

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
13 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"And yes HRT patches on a woman are sexy

Irrelevant.. no way they're coming off!!

This thread was your idea by the way

Yeah, figured as much.

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By *ot neuteredMan
13 weeks ago

Kildare

When your salt and pepper hair has way more salt than pepper

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By *OCONO5Couple
13 weeks ago

Sensual Center

When WD40 is the most important thing on your shopping list...

Coco

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"When WD40 is the most important thing on your shopping list...

Coco"

Still haven't got coconut oil now I've to go to the hardware too

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By *ushin realityCouple
13 weeks ago

swords

Age is but a number in your head until the body tells ya to feck off and stop acting the ejit.

Sore knees from kneeling, sore back from legs up high ,and don't start on the dry fufu and HRT patch marks everywhere.

But then I can say whatever I want,no filter and blame my age tee hee xxx

Ber

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By *ot neuteredMan
13 weeks ago

Kildare

When this line from the Bard's song rings true.

"It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night, your the oldest swinger in town"

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By *ubadubdubWoman
13 weeks ago

Hereabouts

ID LIKE TO COMMENT BUT I CANT FIND MY GLASSES AND THE WRITING IS TOO SMALL

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

"ID LIKE TO COMMENT BUT I CANT FIND MY GLASSES AND THE WRITING IS TOO SMALL"

DID YOU CHECK YOUR HEAD RUBS .....THATS WHERE I LEAVE MINE ALL THE TIME

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By *he KakapoMan
13 weeks ago

A nice rock

"What age does middle age start?

Is that the question where the answer is 42 "

This brings me joy

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By *huCullainMan
13 weeks ago

Rathowen

In for the early bird special

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By *ot neuteredMan
13 weeks ago

Kildare

"In for the early bird special "

But not able to finish it

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By *otownkid1967Man
13 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Looking at the death column first

Going to more and more funerals

Peeing 3 times a night

Knees crack every time you get off the couch.

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By *og-Man OP Man
13 weeks ago

somewhere

Anyone got the 10% discount on Wednesdays in B&Q for the over 65's

I need to buy garden furniture and I'll buy you a coffee

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By *ano53Man
13 weeks ago

Wicklow

"Anyone got the 10% discount on Wednesdays in B&Q for the over 65's

I need to buy garden furniture and I'll buy you a coffee

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Now there's an offer. Lol

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By *GiantMan
13 weeks ago

Dublin

Best comment goes too...??

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