FabSwingers.com forum: Things that annoy you about men

By *og-Man OP Man
35 weeks ago

somewhere

Tongue firmly in cheek...what annoys you about the men

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ACOLCouple
35 weeks ago

limerick

When they think they can just put their tongue in my cheek!

Lina

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
35 weeks ago

somewhere

Why do some men blow dry their bits with the hair dryer in changing rooms .....what the feck is that about

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Bad aim

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Why do some men blow dry their bits with the hair dryer in changing rooms .....what the feck is that about "

So they don't chalfe their thighs? No moisture left in folds of skin that could cause infection? Similar to using talc down below.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adger BrocMan
35 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"Why do some men blow dry their bits with the hair dryer in changing rooms .....what the feck is that about "

Probably the only blowing down there most will ever get.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aseylee324Couple
35 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"Why do some men blow dry their bits with the hair dryer in changing rooms .....what the feck is that about "

Preventing the dreaded jock itch!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aseylee324Couple
35 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Weaponised incompetence in the kitchen

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

They're so good damn better at most things

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ilthyNightsCouple
35 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Unnecessary macho bullshit

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exyScientistsCouple
35 weeks ago

Castlebar

When all the blood leaves their brain and they loose the power of competent thought.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'd have to say his ability to plan everything in advance including all possible contingency plans for everything.

That and ability to speed shop

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
35 weeks ago

somewhere

The way a stranger comes into a pub toilet and stands next to you having a pee at the urinal

Then actually lifts a leg

Lets out a big fart

And says " better out than in "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ungry CatCouple
35 weeks ago

Belfast

It's kind of annoying that they can't see ketchup (insert anything at all that they're looking for) if something is slightly in front of it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oodOmensfor2Couple
35 weeks ago

Ennis

The "ability" to suddenly put stuff from the dishwasher into the wrong drawer after nearly 10yrs or any variation if this

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exyScientistsCouple
35 weeks ago

Castlebar

When mansplaining doesn't work they just push you out the way and do it themselves....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ome_wild_girlWoman
35 weeks ago

Antrim Town

Cant change the bed, and get tangled up with putting the duvet on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
35 weeks ago

somewhere

"Cant change the bed, and get tangled up with putting the duvet on"

Can change the bed and even iron all the sheets/ pillow cases and duvet cover

But still get help to put the duvet cover on as its impossible otherwise

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *llie_xWoman
35 weeks ago

Town

"The "ability" to suddenly put stuff from the dishwasher into the wrong drawer after nearly 10yrs or any variation if this

The inability to find the dishwasher so everything is left piled on the counter above it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
35 weeks ago

somewhere

"When they think they can just put their tongue in my cheek!

Lina

Here have a donut instead

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I can't say about the dishwasher, my guy is the reverse, he walks into the kitchen empties it, then starts cleaning the kitchen, and sorts out my fridge, every single time, all while having a conversation with you, because he cannot stand any mess at all. Did up my entire back garden! Because my grass was a bit long! Changed into moving everything, looks great! But not all guys avoid housework! Annoying part is if it's not clean he'll do it anyway.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
35 weeks ago

Lucan

"The "ability" to suddenly put stuff from the dishwasher into the wrong drawer after nearly 10yrs or any variation if this

The inability to find the dishwasher so everything is left piled on the counter above it

I just refer to her as the wife.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ichael McCarthyMan
35 weeks ago

Lucan

Being so damn sexy, even when we're unwashed and sweaty after a days work. It's quite a burden to carry and it's really annoying for mná na hÉireann to witness given the amount of time they have to spend in front of a mirror just to look any way presentable.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"I can't say about the dishwasher, my guy is the reverse, he walks into the kitchen empties it, then starts cleaning the kitchen, and sorts out my fridge, every single time, all while having a conversation with you, because he cannot stand any mess at all. Did up my entire back garden! Because my grass was a bit long! Changed into moving everything, looks great! But not all guys avoid housework! Annoying part is if it's not clean he'll do it anyway. "

Send him to me

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *exyScientistsCouple
35 weeks ago

Castlebar

Not giving a toss what they look like and still thinking they are sex on legs....

Disclaimer: tbf that isn't most men

And a lot make an effort to look damn fine

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *anadianTMan
35 weeks ago

Dun Laoghaire

Man spreading…. Close your legs on the bus, train, any where you are sitting!!

Woman spreading… totally acceptable in most locations!

But of course, the women I know do nothing annoying…

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

When their balls hang loose out the side of their shorts, can be awks in the sauna.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tarboy300Man
35 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

"Not giving a toss what they look like and still thinking they are sex on legs....

Disclaimer: tbf that isn't most men

And a lot make an effort to look damn fine

Yes, some of us do try

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Being morning people!

He can spend all night having fun in bed! Get up make breakfast, washing on, and in his gym, and I'm still in the shower and no idea where any of my clothes is. Like come on! Seriously.

At work I'd say men who can't take it that you're their boss and won't listen to any of their BS

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aseylee324Couple
35 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"When their balls hang loose out the side of their shorts, can be awks in the sauna. "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Oh us girls who can drive everything, tractors, busses, lorries, forklifts and yes rally around fields in old cars which have no windows left in them... we can do it just as good, and men just can't take it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eordie.Woman
35 weeks ago

The Sticks

Manflu

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *addyseeds.ieMan
35 weeks ago

Gorey, Enniscorthy

D*unk men.

When very d*unk, men can behave horribly, women can control themselves much better

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Lol where did you go out! You have never cleaned up a ladies bathroom in a night club then! I'd have to say this trend is changing! Just as many girls fights as their is boys! 31 years kick boxing I've seen a lot of girls kick off. Not sure it's a positive in society.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oodOmensfor2Couple
35 weeks ago

Ennis

"When their balls hang loose out the side of their shorts, can be awks in the sauna. "

If we could follow traditional sauna etiquette that wouldn't be an issue

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-Man OP Man
35 weeks ago

somewhere

"When their balls hang loose out the side of their shorts, can be awks in the sauna.

If we could follow traditional sauna etiquette that wouldn't be an issue

It's a lot easier to just sit on a towel alright

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oodOmensfor2Couple
35 weeks ago

Ennis

"When their balls hang loose out the side of their shorts, can be awks in the sauna.

If we could follow traditional sauna etiquette that wouldn't be an issue

It's a lot easier to just sit on a towel alright

Plus healthier and more hygienic

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

When we are told that DIY job needs done immediately.

Why do you feel the need to keep reminding us for the next 6 months - we will get it done!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *enitMan
35 weeks ago

Galway

"Weaponised incompetence in the kitchen"

I'm great in the kitchen

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *udding RoseWoman
35 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

The never put the toilet seat down!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alvin.Man
35 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

"Manflu

Or men having any illness at all. Big babies the lot of them.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eordie.Woman
35 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Manflu

Or men having any illness at all. Big babies the lot of them.

Fact!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

The way they lickarse and agree with everything that women say on these forums in the hope they might get their little pecker rubbed or get a squeeze of a tit. Pitiful.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *electableicecreamMan
35 weeks ago

The West

Guys who have sour grapes and blue balls.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *OCONO5Couple
35 weeks ago

Sensual Center

When they don't replace the toilet roll on the holder

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alvin.Man
35 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

"Manflu

Or men having any illness at all. Big babies the lot of them.

Fact!!

"Manflu". Notions eh!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *OCONO5Couple
35 weeks ago

Sensual Center

"When their balls hang loose out the side of their shorts, can be awks in the sauna.

Just go commando

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tarboy300Man
35 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

"When their balls hang loose out the side of their shorts, can be awks in the sauna.

Just go commando "

I would love too go commando but he just bounces around. i can see women stare

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ardyboy54321Man
35 weeks ago

Fermanagh

Atleast we can parallel park

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eordie.Woman
35 weeks ago

The Sticks

"AtLeast we can parallel park

A 'skill' almost as overrated as being able to load a dishwasher

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ildmovementMan
35 weeks ago

south Central

Cock blocking, just when your getting on well chatting up a lady they will try spoil it for you

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eordie.Woman
35 weeks ago

The Sticks

"Cock blocking, just when your getting on well chatting up a lady they will try spoil it for you

Us bi women get a kick out of doing that too

It's my favourite entertainment on a night out with male friends

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ildmovementMan
35 weeks ago

south Central

"Cock blocking, just when your getting on well chatting up a lady they will try spoil it for you

Us bi women get a kick out of doing that too

It's my favourite entertainment on a night out with male friends

photo it’s like a sport

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ildmovementMan
35 weeks ago

south Central

"Cock blocking, just when your getting on well chatting up a lady they will try spoil it for you

Us bi women get a kick out of doing that too

It's my favourite entertainment on a night out with male friends

photo it’s like a sport "

That’s meant to read so it’s like a sport

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"Atleast we can parallel park

Can you drive a bus, lorry or tractor? I can

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *rystalsswingCouple
35 weeks ago

Galway / Midlands / West

When your about to go out the door usually to a wedding or in holidays and he decides to mow the lawn or do something ridiculously random

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *OCONO5Couple
35 weeks ago

Sensual Center

Well it has to the most obvious answer ..their Wifes

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tarboy300Man
35 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

"Atleast we can parallel park

Can you drive a bus, lorry or tractor? I can "

Would you like ride? would you like a ride? would you like a ride on my tractor

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

That they take such little time to get ready for a night out than us women. Shower & throw on clothes, job done :|

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tarboy300Man
35 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

"That they take such little time to get ready for a night out than us women. Shower & throw on clothes, job done :| "

Dont forget about a shave and the hair

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aseylee324Couple
35 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"Well it has to the most obvious answer ..their Wifes

Feeling reckless??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acob12369Man
35 weeks ago

URPANTS

"When your about to go out the door usually to a wedding or in holidays and he decides to mow the lawn or do something ridiculously random

And still ready before ye

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *OCONO5Couple
35 weeks ago

Sensual Center

"Well it has to the most obvious answer ..their Wifes

Feeling reckless??"

Speaking straight from the heart

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
35 weeks ago

ireland

How long have you got

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Sending unwanted dick picks,

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *addyseeds.ieMan
35 weeks ago

Gorey, Enniscorthy

Same tread about women stopped at 52 replies.

Men: “Houston, we have a problem”

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

"Sending unwanted dick picks, "

100%

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

"That they take such little time to get ready for a night out than us women. Shower & throw on clothes, job done :|

Dont forget about a shave and the hair

Don't even get me started on the things us women have to do lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *OCONO5Couple
35 weeks ago

Sensual Center

"How long have you got

About 4 inches

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"I'd have to say his ability to plan everything in advance including all possible contingency plans for everything.

That and ability to speed shop"

I applaud this man.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
35 weeks ago

ireland

"How long have you got

About 4 inches

I'll have 2 of those to go please

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eroLondonMan
35 weeks ago

Mayfair

I'm ashamed of my fellow man: it's •annoying• to witness them exiting the gents toilets without washing their hands first.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *easingTimMan
35 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

I just love men's ability to fixate their attention and focus on the telly to the exclusion of everything else ( most notably a woman's voice)

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *astelloWoman
35 weeks ago

Far far away

The way they wash "their" car.

Spotless immaculate

But will ignore any household dirty jobs.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"The way they wash "their" car.

Spotless immaculate

But will ignore any household dirty jobs."

Mr here! You just picked the wrong guy/s! My home and gardens are immaculate, so is my office! Nobody cleans anything for me but myself! It's just lack of self discipline, order in your life and poor time management. If you grew up in a big family with ultra strict parents you learned to be neat, just becomes a way of life then. We are not all dirty feckers. Ps Sun's out! Smile, eat an ice-cream and catch some rays.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *astelloWoman
35 weeks ago

Far far away

I agree. Attitude to tidiness is reflection of upbringing. It's what you know. Or alternatively its a reverse of what you were brought up in. Explicitly trying to control behaviours.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *lingSeeker17Man
35 weeks ago

Cork//Limerick

It’s our colonial past repressing us. Overseas visitors think it’s weird the way we have swimwear on in the sauna.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

"I agree. Attitude to tidiness is reflection of upbringing. It's what you know. Or alternatively its a reverse of what you were brought up in. Explicitly trying to control behaviours. "

Mr, here I have my home! I look after it! Her good self has her own! I control nothing! She has her own set of keys, comes and goes as she desires. I offer household help and did up her garden, fix up anything she needs, that's not control, when you have time or skills why not share them. Sun's glorious, BBQ ready for later! Beaches going to be packed today.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustBoWoman
34 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

That they get to do boing and helicopter vids .It looks such fun

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ealitybitesMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast

"That they get to do boing and helicopter vids .It looks such fun

You can help with the next one

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *llthewaysMan
34 weeks ago

City centre/Naas

"Tongue firmly in cheek...what annoys you about the men "

That they think they are better than bears.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ustBoWoman
34 weeks ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"That they get to do boing and helicopter vids .It looks such fun

You can help with the next one

I'll hold you to that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread