FabSwingers.com forum: Things that annoy you about women

By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

Tongue firmly in cheek...what annoys you about the women

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

They leave the toilet seat down

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By *aseylee324Couple
38 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

They can't go to the bathroom alone when they're out, meaning those of us who aren't afraid to brave the toilets alone have to battle our way to the sink amid a gaggle of cackling hens

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By *adger BrocMan
38 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Their claim to be able to multitask....maybe try doing one thing well.

Very much tongue in cheek.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
38 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Playing the "what would you like to eat today" game

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By *exyScientistsCouple
38 weeks ago

Castlebar

The "Do I look fat in this?" question

"What are you thinking about?"

Boobs, always boobs!

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
38 weeks ago

Ennis

"Playing the "what would you like to eat today" game "

this

Also: the hundreds of different colors women know.. "Where is my blue shirt?" "you dont have a blue shirt!" Yes I do... "No, its not blue it's "insert strange color name i never heard before"

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
38 weeks ago

kinda dublin

Being on their period all the time... Gross!!!

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

"Playing the "what would you like to eat today" game

this

Also: the hundreds of different colors women know.. "Where is my blue shirt?" "you dont have a blue shirt!" Yes I do... "No, its not blue it's "insert strange color name i never heard before"

What the fuck is Teal

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Being able to small talk to the very person you hate most in life.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
38 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Being on their period all the time... Gross!!!"

You aren't fecking wrong

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
38 weeks ago

Antrim Town

"Being on their period all the time... Gross!!!

You aren't fecking wrong

Just wait til menopause or 2nd puberty as I've started calling it kicks in, thats a whole new roller coaster.

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By *eordie.Woman
38 weeks ago

The Sticks

Absolutely fucking everything most days

Thankfully I'm surrounded by men at work and socially

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

The ability to remember every feckin thing you've ever done that's wrong but nothing that you've ever done thats right

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Reverse puberty..... Looking forward to that. Yikes!!!!

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By *ornywife20Couple
38 weeks ago

North Cork

Nothing all women are amazing

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By *exyScientistsCouple
38 weeks ago

Castlebar

It's easier to huff and puff and do it yourself than explain to a man how to do something

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
38 weeks ago

kinkytown

Their handbags. You would be a half hour looking for something in them and still not find the thing you were looking for

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By *llie_xWoman
38 weeks ago

Town

‘I don’t mind’

Spoiler...she does mind

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

What's wrong

" nothing "

Everything

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By *exyScientistsCouple
38 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Nothing all women are amazing "

I'm amazing but also amazingly annoying

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

"I'm fine"

Translation.. "I'm the polar opposite of fine!"

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By *eralt80Man
38 weeks ago

cork

Their belief that child birth is worse than a kick in the balls. I don’t know about you gents but I e never gone back and asked for a second kick in the balls

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By *rish_GuyMan
38 weeks ago

Foxford

"Their belief that child birth is worse than a kick in the balls. I don’t know about you gents but I e never gone back and asked for a second kick in the balls "

True

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By *rish_GuyMan
38 weeks ago

Foxford

Always find something wrong with something(in any surrounding).

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By *othomeMan
38 weeks ago

Dun Laoghaire

The irrational fear of insects (especially little spiders) and mice.

They are terrified of you!!

Boggles my mind.

Everything else about the females of the world is perfect!

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By *agic mike1Man
38 weeks ago

around

Men o pause

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"The irrational fear of insects (especially little spiders) and mice.

They are terrified of you!!

Boggles my mind.

Everything else about the females of the world is perfect!

Not country girls! Different upbringing

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Men o pause

Ahh come on! It's not like we want it either!

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By *addyseeds.ieMan
38 weeks ago

Gorey, Enniscorthy

Dragging you for hours, visiting all the shops because she looks for a black shirt and shevend up buying it on the first shop we entered few hours earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

""What are you thinking about?"

Boobs, always boobs!"

+1 for this. Makes top 3.

Always: "What do you think about this / that / etc?"

After the answer she's always doing / buying / etc, exactly the opposite!!!

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By *oeyd555Man
38 weeks ago

Londonderry

"Iam not in the mood tonight "

"Your always in a mood ffs "

Slapped on the head

Night night

Danger wank then.....

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Dragging you for hours, visiting all the shops because she looks for a black shirt and shevend up buying it on the first shop we entered few hours earlier "

You got the pleasure of her company

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Cum qweefs

(A joke. I hate that I have to add this, but you know...qweefs)

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 30/05/24 11:34:17]

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By *agic mike1Man
38 weeks ago

around

"Men o pause

Ahh come on! It's not like we want it either! "

We certainly don't!!

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Women who breastfeed school age kids, Weirdo milk machines.

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By *addyseeds.ieMan
38 weeks ago

Gorey, Enniscorthy

"Dragging you for hours, visiting all the shops because she looks for a black shirt and shevend up buying it on the first shop we entered few hours earlier

You got the pleasure of her company"

We could have used our time in a more productive way

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

When they start a sentence with "... are you even listening to me?"

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By *ealitybitesMan
38 weeks ago

Belfast

The way they keep commenting on men's threads

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By *OCONO5Couple
38 weeks ago

Sensual Center

They have headaches....and they cause headaches

No comments on anything else

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By *aughty MilfCouple
38 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

No surprise menopause starts with the word men

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
38 weeks ago

Ennis

"The irrational fear of insects (especially little spiders) and mice.

They are terrified of you!!

Boggles my mind.

Everything else about the females of the world is perfect!

Ah excuse me, there's just as many men that are terrified of them

In our house I am the one, who needs to rescue the poor spiders etc

Mrs

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

[Removed by poster at 30/05/24 13:09:48]

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

When they sleep on the wrong side of the bed

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

"No surprise menopause starts with the word men "

The ...opause bit is short for "o, pause a while and admire their incredible beauty"

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By *hy tradieMan
38 weeks ago

Dublin

Their incredible hearing when I'm muttering under my breath

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By *inxandMrCouple
38 weeks ago

Balbriggan

"‘I don’t mind’

Spoiler...she does mind

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

Their eyes in the back of their heads

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

The fact they can have multiple orgasms in a row and still not need a nap

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By *aseylee324Couple
38 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Wittering

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

Their ability to be right about everything, even when they're completely wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"The fact they can have multiple orgasms in a row and still not need a nap

Not true, le petit mort is evidence of a good orgasm.

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

That being bi on fab is celebrated

Yet to see anyone write no bi women on their profile

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By *xstevenxxMan
38 weeks ago

Ashbourne

Ahhhh

People always want they want - and men are 10 a penny on here

So it’s hard to stand out

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
38 weeks ago

Ennis

"The irrational fear of insects (especially little spiders) and mice.

They are terrified of you!!

Boggles my mind.

Everything else about the females of the world is perfect!

Ah excuse me, there's just as many men that are terrified of them

In our house I am the one, who needs to rescue the poor spiders etc

Mrs "

That women always have to spill your deepest and darkest secrets to the world

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By *easingTimMan
38 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Women have to know everything

Now I understand that there's a valid scientific reason but for fecks sake let us keep something sacred to ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

"Tongue firmly in cheek...what annoys you about the women

Just the thought

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By *amsandwichMan
38 weeks ago

Galway

They’re married

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By *alvin.Man
38 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin

Nothing really.

Being annoyed with people's behaviour is mine to own. An on going work-on.

But if there is something in the woman's world that does annoy me! It's bra clasps. Tricky Bastards. I've sprained fingers on several occasions

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By *easingTimMan
38 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

Behind every great man

is a woman rolling her eyes

and behind every great woman

is a man wondering what da fook he just did wrong

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
38 weeks ago

The West

"When they start a sentence with "... are you even listening to me?"

What?

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By *carlett!Woman
38 weeks ago

"Cum qweefs

What's a cum qweef?

(A joke. I hate that I have to add this, but you know...qweefs)"

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By *ogladyWoman
38 weeks ago

The bog

The bitching....I'll run and hide now..

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
38 weeks ago

The West

How they argue!

Posting this and running for cover!

https://youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ?si=x-xU44PAebeHiDMq

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By *ogladyWoman
38 weeks ago

The bog

"How they argue!

Posting this and running for cover!

https://youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ?si=x-xU44PAebeHiDMq"

Cover me as well..

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By *om TangoMan
38 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

How they use their kids to try and get one over their father and allow their kids to be at risk just to earn brownie points from their kids so the father looks like a prick. Not saying all women do this. But it is common

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By *og-Man OP Man
38 weeks ago

somewhere

"How they argue!

Posting this and running for cover!

https://youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ?si=x-xU44PAebeHiDMq"

Never heard of that guy before....thats brilliant

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By *acob12369Man
38 weeks ago

URPANTS

Nothing... They are all perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

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By *aughty MilfCouple
38 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

"How they use their kids to try and get one over their father and allow their kids to be at risk just to earn brownie points from their kids so the father looks like a prick. Not saying all women do this. But it is common "
Think that is inappropriate here

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
38 weeks ago

The West

"How they argue!

Posting this and running for cover!

https://youtu.be/rksKvZoUCPQ?si=x-xU44PAebeHiDMq

Never heard of that guy before....thats brilliant "

Most of his stuff is over 10yrs old now, but still brilliant.

He takes a pop at everyone while simultaneously taking the piss of himself!

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By *anhoeMan
37 weeks ago

galway

Screeeeeching laughter in a group, in pub, while the lads are trying to watch and listen to a match on pub telly.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiii....!!!" at glass breaking decibel level..

Oh, and the old favourite- driving!

Ladies..the right lane on dual carriageway is for overtaking only.

Not for make up application

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By *panishRebelMan
37 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"The bitching....I'll run and hide now.."

What a bitchy thing to say.....

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"They leave the toilet seat down "

Haha. Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Playing the "what would you like to eat today" game

this

Also: the hundreds of different colors women know.. "Where is my blue shirt?" "you dont have a blue shirt!" Yes I do... "No, its not blue it's "insert strange color name i never heard before"

What the fuck is Teal

A type of Tesla?

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By *eroLondonMan
37 weeks ago

Mayfair

I find it increasingly annoying that women have very few things that annoy me about them, and then when they display their porcelain-smooth derrières at me in a flirtatious way I cannot help but absolve them for their annoyances.

That, dear fellow, is annoying.

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By *ACOLCouple
37 weeks ago

limerick

"I find it increasingly annoying that women have very few things that annoy me about them, and then when they display their porcelain-smooth derrières at me in a flirtatious way I cannot help but absolve them for their annoyances.

That, dear fellow, is annoying."

But we love doing mini fashion shows! Just the little teasing.

Lina.

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By *eroLondonMan
37 weeks ago

Mayfair

That, dear fellow, is annoying.

But we love doing mini fashion shows! Just the little teasing.

Lina.

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I would pen you a sonnet for that salacious remark!

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