FabSwingers.com forum: If I broke into your car

By *og-Man OP Man
27 weeks ago

somewhere

If I broke into your car would it be clean

What would be the one thing I could take that would cause you the most hassle

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By *OCONO5Couple
27 weeks ago

Sensual Center

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By *OCONO5Couple
27 weeks ago

Sensual Center

My collection of Wham & George Michael cd

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By *affa31Woman
27 weeks ago

Galway

Would it fuck be clean

I could do with someone breaking in and taking some crap

my fuel card would be the only thing I’d miss but ya can have the slow cooker that’s in the back!

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By *ouno2muchMan
27 weeks ago

Dublin

You’d be freaked out how clean it is and that should be enough to put you off taking anything. Don’t take my bottle of water!

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By *og-Man OP Man
27 weeks ago

somewhere

"My collection of Wham & George Michael cd

Must listen to the slow side of his hits today

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
27 weeks ago

Portstewart

With twins there's no chance the car would be clean and there's probably nothing with pinching in it either lol

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By *ohnFKMan
27 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

If you took my alloy wheel lock key, it would be very frustrating!!

I had new tyres put on a while back, and the gararge inadvertently hung on to the key.

I only noticed it missing (when I needed it) months later and it took an age to track down!. God..the hassle!!

Would it be clean?

Erm...

...not spotless, no.

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By *hoenixagamTV/TS
27 weeks ago

Rural

Probably my Shimano tranx fishing reel, Patagonia wetsuit, pro bodyboard and Churchill swim fins I use for bodyboarding...

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
27 weeks ago

louth

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
27 weeks ago

louth

Um its clean before you started, the dogs might make a mess then! Not sure those stains would come out.

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By *eralt80Man
27 weeks ago

cork

It’s relatively clean, I don’t let clutter build up and I’d give it a cleaning every few weeks.

Keep your grubby thieving mits off my stash of pencils, I’d be lost without them

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
27 weeks ago

Lucan

"If I broke into your car would it be clean

What would be the one thing I could take that would cause you the most hassle "

The key

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By *iscuits8Man
27 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'm a bit of a neat freak with my car. It's not that it's a classy, high-spec thing or anything... it's just really clean.

Probably the most hassle if it was nicked would be the dog seat cover. He'd end up shedding all over the back seat resulting in hoovering... I hate hoovering. That or the dash cam.

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By *og-Man OP Man
27 weeks ago

somewhere

In my experience mens cars are cleaner on the inside than womens

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By *ombikerMan
27 weeks ago

the right side of the river

The car is fairly clean. Might be a boot full of tools.

Not much inside the car as I usually have everything I need in my pockets.

Maybe nick my sunglasses

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By *exyScientistsCouple
27 weeks ago

Castlebar

Mines not too bad. But muddy from the dog. I'd be happy to see it gone but I'd miss my work security card and being trapped in the sticks with no transport!!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
27 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Our family 7 seater is a disaster with kiddie crap / food etc. At this stage someone would be doing us a favour to break in and torch it. My own jeep is a workhorse and full of stuff I need to do my everyday work incl tools, pumps, extension leads, supplies etc that I'd be lost without.

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By *adger BrocMan
27 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Absolutely spotless.

My hiking boots.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
27 weeks ago

Home

Steering wheel

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By *ofusplusCouple
27 weeks ago

Limerick

Not that clean, not too worried

I'll kill you for taking my 365-day, crows feet-defying sunglasses!

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By *ind PaddyMan
27 weeks ago

South County Dublin

Could do with a clean.

My walking pole, I would miss that

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By *og-Man OP Man
27 weeks ago

somewhere

"Not that clean, not too worried

I'll kill you for taking my 365-day, crows feet-defying sunglasses!"

I was so mesmerised by your eyes that I never noticed any crows feet when we met on the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

Inside my car was ok but not spotless.

What you could take?

Well... kechup sachets from McD's, KFC and BK, various napkins, and my collection of plastic forks. Other than this just knock yourself out lol

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
27 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"Not that clean, not too worried

I'll kill you for taking my 365-day, crows feet-defying sunglasses!

I was so mesmerised by your eyes that I never noticed any crows feet when we met on the dance floor

Smooooth

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By *ACOLCouple
27 weeks ago

limerick

Well, my car is full of kids things so good luck finding anything.

Just don't take my asthma pump, you will be taking my breath away if you take it.

Lina.

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By *astelloWoman
27 weeks ago

Far far away

Take the 25 half eaten gum shields. The noxious football boots.

Dont take my coin purse. I may not have a car, but l can pay for parking..

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By *ogladyWoman
27 weeks ago

The bog

If you broke into my car ya better do a good job that it won't be found so I claim on insurance and get a new car..

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By *ofusplusCouple
27 weeks ago

Limerick

"Not that clean, not too worried

I'll kill you for taking my 365-day, crows feet-defying sunglasses!

I was so mesmerised by your eyes that I never noticed any crows feet when we met on the dance floor

Aw thanks! James xxx

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By *og-Man OP Man
27 weeks ago

somewhere

"Not that clean, not too worried

I'll kill you for taking my 365-day, crows feet-defying sunglasses!

I was so mesmerised by your eyes that I never noticed any crows feet when we met on the dance floor

Aw thanks! James xxx"

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
27 weeks ago

kinda dublin

"My collection of Wham & George Michael cd

I left my car unlocked a few years back and the buggers took everything in it. Except my cds, which I was actually a bit insulted.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
27 weeks ago

Lucan

"My collection of Wham & George Michael cd

I left my car unlocked a few years back and the buggers took everything in it. Except my cds, which I was actually a bit insulted."

I heard about a musician who got home very late one night and accidentally left his accordion in full view on the back seat.

When he went out to the car in the morning he discovered someone had broken into his car during the night and thrown in three more accordions.

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By *aseylee324Couple
27 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"In my experience mens cars are cleaner on the inside than womens "

That's because women are cleaning the house!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
27 weeks ago

Lucan

"In my experience mens cars are cleaner on the inside than womens

That's because women are cleaning the house!"

Exactly as it should be.

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By *aseylee324Couple
27 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"In my experience mens cars are cleaner on the inside than womens

That's because women are cleaning the house!

Exactly as it should be.

Yeah, probably best that men know their limits

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
27 weeks ago

Lucan

"In my experience mens cars are cleaner on the inside than womens

That's because women are cleaning the house!

Exactly as it should be.

Yeah, probably best that men know their limits"

Was that a reference to this... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

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By *ombikerMan
27 weeks ago

the right side of the river

A friend of mine that lived in London drove a complete shitbox of an automatic 1L fiesta. He never locked it because he had the theory that no one would steal the car but if it was open they would just look around and find nothing, there was no radio in it and leave without any damage.

It worked well for a good while then someone managed to rob the steering wheel one night.

I’m not sure if someone actually wanted the steering wheel or if it was a fuck you im taking your steering wheel to piss you off type of thing as you would need to bring a couple of tools to get it off.

Later someone took the drivers seat.

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By *mizhereMan
27 weeks ago

Thame Area

My viagra stash

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By *onderingpurposeMan
27 weeks ago

Belfast

"My collection of Wham & George Michael cd

I left my car unlocked a few years back and the buggers took everything in it. Except my cds, which I was actually a bit insulted."

That exact thing happened to me. Left my CDs but took my sweets! Raging

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By (user no longer on site)
27 weeks ago

The dogs car seat, he's a needy little fecker and has to be strapped in

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By *og-Man OP Man
27 weeks ago

somewhere

"The dogs car seat, he's a needy little fecker and has to be strapped in

More car seats

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
27 weeks ago

Ennis

Clean..... Uhm, you'd find anything from bits of hay to little gravel from the driveway in my car. And after the extended winter dried mud

As to what I'd miss the most if taken, that would be my sunglasses and the dog seat, oh and the pony's head collar

Mrs

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
27 weeks ago

My town

Fairly clean apart from daughters make up bag her shoes a hairbrush and some school books.

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By *ozzlesMan
27 weeks ago

galway

Tidy but not exactly clean. I'd miss my ear buds.

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By *exydoctorsCouple
27 weeks ago

Galway/Clare

Clean enough unless you sit where the dog sits and you get covered in dog hair. Which would serve you right

There's not much in my car typically, I'd miss my phone charger most probably

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By *panishRebelMan
27 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

If you broke in to my car and torched it .... I'd happily collect the insurance. I'm not in love.

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By *ubadubdubWoman
27 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I'm just surprised to see I'm not the only one left still using CDs

Its reasonably tidy and clean, even got a blanket in the back. If someone broke in they might just take a nap

since there's nothing valuable there

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
27 weeks ago

Lucan

"I'm just surprised to see I'm not the only one left still using CDs

Its reasonably tidy and clean, even got a blanket in the back. If someone broke in they might just take a nap

since there's nothing valuable there"

Would there be any stripey socks lying around?

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
27 weeks ago

kinkytown

Clean? God no not with my 6 old and her trash pile in the back of the car. As for something you would steal I'd say the radio. Can't drive without my music

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
27 weeks ago

Cork

They can take all the bloody bottles and cans for that machine...it's never working when I go!

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
27 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

I've only owned my car for a week and the only thing in it is my phone charger. Let's see how long it stays that way...

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