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"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying " Totally agree! I’m so glad I’m not the only one feeling this way lol  | |||
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"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying Totally agree! I’m so glad I’m not the only one feeling this way lol "May I ask, can some ladies control it, or elements of it? I’ve been with a few and I may have asked them if they can control it but being a man and probably not listening I have no idea what they said. But I do remember when I asked them if they always squirt they all said “only with you stud”………  
Genuine question by the way, I think if people know about these things it might help people understand. | |||
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"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying Totally agree! I’m so glad I’m not the only one feeling this way lol
May I ask, can some ladies control it, or elements of it?
I’ve been with a few and I may have asked them if they can control it but being a man and probably not listening I have no idea what they said.
But I do remember when I asked them if they always squirt they all said “only with you stud”………
Genuine question by the way, I think if people know about these things it might help people understand."Lol … nope.. no control over it  | |||
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"I agree, back in SA I got this water proof sheet from a cloth na-ppy seller. Haven't been able to find it here, but it works the best, easy to fit and after wash it does quick enough. But yes it can be tiring... specially if at a hotel and have to stay over
Lina."Hey Lina , Yeah I have the waterproof sheet. Wouldn’t be without it lol. But definitely a pain in the arse  | |||
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"I agree, back in SA I got this water proof sheet from a cloth na-ppy seller. Haven't been able to find it here, but it works the best, easy to fit and after wash it does quick enough. But yes it can be tiring... specially if at a hotel and have to stay over
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Yeah I have the waterproof sheet. Wouldn’t be without it lol. But definitely a pain in the arse "But what a pleasure
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"I agree, back in SA I got this water proof sheet from a cloth na-ppy seller. Haven't been able to find it here, but it works the best, easy to fit and after wash it does quick enough. But yes it can be tiring... specially if at a hotel and have to stay over
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Yeah I have the waterproof sheet. Wouldn’t be without it lol. But definitely a pain in the arse
But what a pleasure
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt "It’s a massive inconvenience. The panic to get the sheet on before Liam getting here last time lol | |||
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt
It’s a massive inconvenience. The panic to get the sheet on before Liam getting here last time lol "Will have to give more notice next time lol | |||
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt
It’s a massive inconvenience. The panic to get the sheet on before Liam getting here last time lol
It’s ok, just tell him bring his own towels and take ‘em back home with him afterwards haha
Will have to give more notice next time lol" | |||
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt
It’s a massive inconvenience. The panic to get the sheet on before Liam getting here last time lol
Will have to give more notice next time lol"It’s ok , tell him bring his own towels next time and take ‘em home with him afterwards haha | |||
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"So, waterproof matress protectors (x3 sets) on the bed, Harry Corrys! Then got waterproof sheets from home store & more, then x large massage towels (x 6) in the bedroom! You just chuck all in the wash every morning. Lots of full changes of bed clothes on stand by helps. It's just forward planning. Plans to make a 100% play bed in another room and cover it in waterproof material, so just need paper towels and bucket of wet wipes and into the bin. Work In progress until then. " That’s more or less what I do at the minute with my own bed… but that’s assuming the sex is only happening in the bed lol | |||
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"Those sheets would probably protect the sheets from being covered in cum aswell so " I don’t think this thread is for you… | |||
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"Jenny Keane sells a waterproof throw that you can place over bed/couch so no need to wash sheets just the throw each time. Hope that's helpful x" Oh wow…. Must look that up  | |||
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"Always wondered this also. I have a waterproof mattress protector on the bed all of the time and if some spontaneous fun happens I pull down the duvet to limit the soakage. Changing sheets is one thing but having to wash and dry or replace duvets is an expensive business. For fun outside of the bedroom I have found that the disposable mats for kids cot beds work quite well and are folded up small in the packets so can discreetly be tucked in under a couch cushion, coffee table drawer etc for quick access when some spontaneous funs happens. I love squirting but the aftermath is always a mood killer lying on wet sheets. I would like to be able to control it. " I guess disposable mats are the way to go lol x | |||
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"Those sheets would probably protect the sheets from being covered in cum aswell so I don’t think this thread is for you…" Thank you lol | |||
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"Be careful of cheap water proof sheets, bought two on a well known site, went to sleep, woke up in a sweat! It was like being in a sauna, and the noise if you move! Definitely worth paying more for an easier option. " I learned that lesson the hard way lol . | |||
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind . Am I alone on this one ?" I get this because I love sex with a particular colleague. Solutions we use include, mattress protector (which we change after a couple of rounds) and when staying in a hotel we typically use the single bed for fun and then hop into the double bed for sleeping (although we have got carried away and wet both) | |||
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"There is an obvious solution here, but I'm not going down that this morning! "Lol if you're suggesting bladder emptying in advance unfortunately does not work. The studies that have been done involved "voluntary urination" before sexual activity begins, and the bladder is observed to refill due to stimulation in advance of squirting. | |||
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"There is an obvious solution here, but I'm not going down that this morning!
Lol if you're suggesting bladder emptying in advance unfortunately does not work. The studies that have been done involved "voluntary urination" before sexual activity begins, and the bladder is observed to refill due to stimulation in advance of squirting."I think he may be suggesting ABSTINENCE  | |||
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"There is an obvious solution here, but I'm not going down that this morning!
Lol if you're suggesting bladder emptying in advance unfortunately does not work. The studies that have been done involved "voluntary urination" before sexual activity begins, and the bladder is observed to refill due to stimulation in advance of squirting.
I think he may be suggesting ABSTINENCE "Well yes I guess that would work | |||
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind . Am I alone on this one ?" Splash blankets are the way to go, lots of different brands available. Throw them over the bed, sofa, floor….straight in the wash, rest of the place is nice and clean and dry. The large ones can cover the whole bed; No need to strip the whole bed after play, useful for all on this site really
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"As above a cheap easy option is puppy pads or a picnic blanket with plastic on the bottom and a soft fabric upper." The picnic blanket in the boot of the car is perfect | |||
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"As above a cheap easy option is puppy pads or a picnic blanket with plastic on the bottom and a soft fabric upper. The picnic blanket in the boot of the car is perfect "Maybe you are skinny and limber enough to do it in a car boot but it sounds a bit uncomfortable to me | |||
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"As above a cheap easy option is puppy pads or a picnic blanket with plastic on the bottom and a soft fabric upper. The picnic blanket in the boot of the car is perfect
Maybe you are skinny and limber enough to do it in a car boot but it sounds a bit uncomfortable to me "No....not built for speed..built for comfort...beds all the way My very first house party was in an AirBnB and I grabbed my picnic blanket from the car to protect a wooden floor that someone else was in danger of flooding Still see my picnic blanket in some pictures | |||
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"I use a thing called The Layer bought from Sex Siopa. Circular blanket, soft on one side and waterproof on the other. It doesn’t rustle or anything and can just be thrown straight in the wash without having to strip the bed. " Ooh I must check that out | |||
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind . Am I alone on this one ? Splash blankets are the way to go, lots of different brands available. Throw them over the bed, sofa, floor….straight in the wash, rest of the place is nice and clean and dry. The large ones can cover the whole bed; No need to strip the whole bed after play, useful for all on this site really
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"It's painful. I was recommended a dog sheet from amazon. Linen feel but waterproof and after multiple testing it definitely works. Much better than the pvc ones I've tested " Oh must definitely look into this
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind . Am I alone on this one ?" My wife has same issues that’s why we love clubs…even soaked the walls on one occasion at a club! | |||
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind . Am I alone on this one ? My wife has same issues that’s why we love clubs…even soaked the walls on one occasion at a club!" Yeah it’s nice to be able to leave the mess behind lol | |||
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"Yeah definitely need something to protect the sheets or just start standing in a bucket
Mrs "I’ve often stood over the toilet masterbating so a bucket isint so far fetched lol x | |||
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"Yeah definitely need something to protect the sheets or just start standing in a bucket
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I’ve often stood over the toilet masterbating so a bucket isint so far fetched lol x"Brilliant | |||
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"We take puppy pads to hotels/meets to protect the bedding, works out for us and straight to bin. Or our own towels and home to the wash." Sounds like something I might start doing x | |||
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"We take puppy pads to hotels/meets to protect the bedding, works out for us and straight to bin. Or our own towels and home to the wash. Sounds like something I might start doing x" Have heard this is very much a thing with the puppy pads | |||
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"I have a question. For you, or women in general that squirt. Is it something that happens all the time, or just during a very good time. " I can’t speak for other ladies but for me , I know what to do to make myself squirt .if I don’t want to squirt I know what I’m not to do lol . But it is very enjoyable so it’s hard not to want to do it . If a guy doesn’t figure it out i will sometimes guide him | |||
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"We take puppy pads to hotels/meets to protect the bedding, works out for us and straight to bin. Or our own towels and home to the wash. Sounds like something I might start doing x Have heard this is very much a thing with the puppy pads " Tell Liam bring em with him next time lol | |||
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"Jenny Keane sells a waterproof throw that you can place over bed/couch so no need to wash sheets just the throw each time. Hope that's helpful x Oh wow…. Must look that up "That sounds perfect, thanks for the tip.  | |||
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" My very first house party was in an AirBnB and I grabbed my picnic blanket from the car to protect a wooden floor that someone else was in danger of flooding Still see my picnic blanket in some pictures "Quick thinking Bog ...pmsl... Oh quick bring the picnic blanket | |||
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"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying " So true. | |||
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"I know some women can be shy or embarrassed regarding squirting, but it's pleasurable for both parties. Plus I don't mind getting wet "Thankfully I have lost my shyness but it took a while. | |||
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind . Am I alone on this one ?" Can I be ur cleaner Limerick ?? | |||
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"It's painful. I was recommended a dog sheet from amazon. Linen feel but waterproof and after multiple testing it definitely works. Much better than the pvc ones I've tested " I got one of those myself. Although mine is soft to the touch both sides. You'd never really think it's waterproof but it's been tested many times . No issues throwing it in the machine after | |||
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"This one is for my fellow squirters on here. I’m a squirter but I’m getting so tired of having to prep before sex and cleaning up afterwards.. putting down waterproof sheets on the bed, then remove afterwards, wash and repeat . Or having to put down towels wherever I have sex. It makes me less inclined to have spontaneous sex and almost feels like a chore . When I think of having sex it’s at the forefront of my mind . Am I alone on this one ?" Id say the majorty of fellas like this myself included. Get yourself a good boy who will consume every drop no need for waterproofs | |||
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"My question is, do women who squirt get less UTIs, cuz they don't need to need a pee after sex? Are they further evolved than the rest? " Who says we don’t need to pee after sex ? I do lol | |||
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"I know some women can be shy or embarrassed regarding squirting, but it's pleasurable for both parties. Plus I don't mind getting wet
Thankfully I have lost my shyness but it took a while."It’s great when u can let go of the shyness isint it x | |||
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"So for the squirters, I know there has been debate on what the fluid is, Is it pee or something else?" doesn't matter what it is. What it really is,it's as Hot as fuck to see a lady squirt | |||
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"Same issue here OP and really we just embrace it now and just go with it. Yeah there's a lot of wetness but we always keep a towel beside the bed to throw down . Doesn't work perfectly but helps... Come long and see for yourself "The towels just get soaked too and into the mattress then lol | |||
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"My ex was a serious squirter and it was never an issue, pull her to edge of bed and have her squirt on the wooden floor, obviously the kitchen was a go to spot too given ease of the clean up " That’s fine if u can control your squirting . I can’t .. I can’t sit at the edge of the bed the whole time like haha | |||
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"We keep a Waterproof Quilted Mattress Protector on our bed all the time. Just stick it in the wash and put another one on. Takes all the thinking out of it and herself can fully enjoy and let go." Yeah I reckon that might be the way to go x | |||
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt "Sometimes it can be an inconvenience with spontaneous sex at home . Not alway prepared or have a towel at the endnof the bed . So when Mrs dirty is ontop I slide over to her side of the bed .
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"We just had this conversation the other night wondering re controlling it or is it an inconvenience. I'll stick with being a non squirter i think. Limericklady I'll just send Liam to you when he wants the squirt
Sometimes it can be an inconvenience with spontaneous sex at home . Not alway prepared or have a towel at the endnof the bed . So when Mrs dirty is ontop I slide over to her side of the bed .
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"Genuine suggestion: incontinence pads (for old people), they are quite big, designed for older people's beds. Once wet, just bin them. Would that work? " Puppy pads are probably cheaper. And easy to get in B&M etc. It's not really that sexy though. I find having waterproof blankets in a variety of sized and near to hand more sexy. I have a lovely blue velvet one which is so nice to feel under naked skin. | |||
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"Genuine suggestion: incontinence pads (for old people), they are quite big, designed for older people's beds. Once wet, just bin them. Would that work? " Id imagine puppy training pads are cheaper | |||
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"Genuine suggestion: incontinence pads (for old people), they are quite big, designed for older people's beds. Once wet, just bin them. Would that work? Id imagine puppy training pads are cheaper " But maybe not as absorbent.... I don't know. | |||
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"Totally get ya! Putting down the waterproofs before hand and having to be “prepared” I wish I was able to control the squirt but can’t, it’s not a novelty anymore, it can be annoying " This. Plus it can be embarrassing | |||
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"The way I look at it, if you enjoy sex with women then you need to understand that ladies bits do this sometimes, and that's part and parcel of sex. Getting icked out of complaining that a woman's body does what it does is a v immature attitude. Likewise if you enjoy anal sex then sometimes shit happens (even when prepped). Same with period sex. Sex is just a messy business sometimes. " So what do you do if you withdraw after anal with some sweetcorn on your knob | |||
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"It worries me that prepping for squirty sex sounds awfully like setting up a serial killers kill room..... Off to rewatch Dexter pretending he is off for a meet everytime" That is exactly what it's like
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"Genuine suggestion: incontinence pads (for old people), they are quite big, designed for older people's beds. Once wet, just bin them. Would that work? Id imagine puppy training pads are cheaper But maybe not as absorbent.... I don't know. " Puppy training pads aren't absorbent, (I tried them changing a diesel filter, not squirting lol) | |||
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