FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever faked it

By *og-Man OP Man
29 weeks ago

somewhere

Just watching When Harry Met Sally based on an idea from another thread

Ladies or Gents have you ever faked an orgasm

Men would you be 100% certain that the woman you're having sex with is not faking one

Ladies if you're with another woman would you be 100% certain.

Don't worry this is not a secret matching thread

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By *electableicecreamMan
29 weeks ago

The West

How does a guy fake an orgasm?

Concealed turkey baster?

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By *indenMan
29 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Yes, I have…..

I wouldn’t be 100% certain they someone I was with hadn’t, but I’d be hopeful that they all didn’t…..

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By *og-Man OP Man
29 weeks ago

somewhere

"How does a guy fake an orgasm?

Concealed turkey baster?

With a condom on could a woman or man be certain

Thought the turkey basters were only used to get women pregnant

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By *indenMan
29 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"Thought the turkey basters were only used to get women pregnant

And basting turkeys…….

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By *exyScientistsCouple
29 weeks ago

Castlebar

Never. If it doesn't happen it doesn't happen. No big deal.

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By *electableicecreamMan
29 weeks ago

The West

"How does a guy fake an orgasm?

Concealed turkey baster?

With a condom on could a woman or man be certain

Thought the turkey basters were only used to get women pregnant

Unless you blindfold them and finishb all over them...

Yes I know I appear to have thought this through but I haven't done it honest.

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By *urious lillieWoman
29 weeks ago

Kildare

I have faked an orgasm a long time ago before I had the confidence to ask for what I needed.

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By *ealitybitesMan
29 weeks ago

Belfast

Never faked it and wouldn't have a clue if someone did but it's not a challenge or a deal-breaker either way.

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By *voidingboredomMan
29 weeks ago

around

Used to years ago but don't bother any more

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By *indenMan
29 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

There’s a few houses I won’t be going to for Christmas dinner, probably fake some man flu to get out of it…..

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By *og-Man OP Man
29 weeks ago

somewhere

By the way I'm not saying no orgasm is a problem

Just that scene from When Harry Met Sally and even the whole film is diffent to me now as against the only other time I saw it back in 1989

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By *ewishguyMan
29 weeks ago

mid ulster

It’s hard for women to fake also because usually when being intimate some

Part of my body is near her pussy - so you always feel the pulsing that comes with orgasm…. Even if play is around the wee hole… you can feel the throb / pulse that comes with orgasm. Any other guys agree?

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By *electableicecreamMan
29 weeks ago

The West

"It’s hard for women to fake also because usually when being intimate some

I dunno about that. So many different types of orgasms. And different women climax in very different ways.

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By *ewishguyMan
29 weeks ago

mid ulster

Hmmm any time ogs helped a lady orgasm there’s almost always a pulsing / throbbing feeling… my metrical favourite is gently caressing the wee hole while also inside her…. Jeez I’m getting bit carried away! Sorry

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By *merald CharmWoman
29 weeks ago

ireland

I have

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
29 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

We both have

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By *amson4DelilahCouple
29 weeks ago

ballina

Oh ya.. sometimes it's the only way to make it stop.. ????

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By *ettaManMan
29 weeks ago

Kerry and Dublin

I've only faked it once before. Now I just say if I didn't and don't make a big deal of it.

I wouldn't say I can tell 100% if a partner fakes it, bcos there are times when you're left wondering. But most of the time there's no doubt.

No doubt she did (sorry to ruin the opportunity for a punchline).

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
29 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

Yep

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By *ickey ThumbWoman
29 weeks ago

South Down

Many times

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Yea I faked it once

Had to throw ice cream on her back

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By *ORBCouple
29 weeks ago

Dundalk

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By *ORBCouple
29 weeks ago

Dundalk

Yes I have a quite a few times many years ago.

Now I couldn't be bothered faking anymore,it either happens or it doesn't. And usually it does

Thought I should add it's Bo saying this

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By *og-Man OP Man
29 weeks ago

somewhere

Yes I have a quite a few times many years ago.

Now I couldn't be bothered faking anymore,it either happens or it doesn't. And usually it does

Thought I should add it's Bo saying this

Glad you cleared that up

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
29 weeks ago

louth

Any woman can fake it and not a single guy will never know! As for pulsing! Sure thats easy, even shakes! But what's the reason to fake is the bigger question! Bored, not doing it for you! Get me out of here, he hasn't a clue what he's doing. I'm not a turkey stop trying to stuff half the kitchen sink inside me.

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By *ot so needyMan
29 weeks ago

Galway

"Any woman can fake it and not a single guy will never know! As for pulsing! Sure thats easy, even shakes! But what's the reason to fake is the bigger question! Bored, not doing it for you! Get me out of here, he hasn't a clue what he's doing. I'm not a turkey stop trying to stuff half the kitchen sink inside me.

It would need to be a fairly brave man to attempt to make you cum.

Personally I would rather chance the turkey.

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By *indenMan
29 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

It would need to be a fairly brave man to attempt to make you cum.

Personally I would rather chance the turkey.

Don’t forget the baster……

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By *indenMan
29 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

To be fair, you are seeming to suggest that if a woman fakes an orgasm it’s the man’s fault.

Is this the general consensus amongst women?

I don’t have a lot of experience with this, but, on the odd occasion, at no stage did I ever think it was because of the person I was with.

I just came to a point during things that I decided it just wasn’t going to happen, for a variety of reasons, and decided the best thing to do was fake it at, at the appropriate time.

I’ve had some of the best sex of my life without having an orgasm.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
29 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

I learned many years ago not to make a big fuss on the rare occasion that a girl doesn't cum with me. Usually I try and eek at least two out of her, but if for some reason it doesn't happen it's ok for her to say it's not going to happen and to leave it there without anyone freaking out. It's WAY healthier for noone to make a fuss. She doesn't want to feel pressure to fake it to make me feel better. I'm confident enough that she knows it's going to be ok for her not to cum in this occasion. Nobody gets a bent up ego and we can have another go in a little while and everything will be ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

Only once in the past few years- Met a lad who was vwe and thought that’s all he needed. He was pile driving me for so long and wasn’t going to give up until “I had a good time”- I ended up just sore and bored, so just faked it. Milly x

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By *cottybear74Man
29 weeks ago

kilkenny

"How does a guy fake an orgasm?

Concealed turkey baster?

Easy enough fake with a condom

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By *exyScientistsCouple
29 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
29 weeks ago

Castlebar

To be fair, you are seeming to suggest that if a woman fakes an orgasm it’s the man’s fault.

Is this the general consensus amongst women?

I don’t have a lot of experience with this, but, on the odd occasion, at no stage did I ever think it was because of the person I was with.

I just came to a point during things that I decided it just wasn’t going to happen, for a variety of reasons, and decided the best thing to do was fake it at, at the appropriate time.

I’ve had some of the best sex of my life without having an orgasm."

Exactly this. There are a multitude of reasons it may not happen on either side and not taking it personally is key. As long as you are enjoying being with the person

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By *og-Man OP Man
29 weeks ago

somewhere

To be fair, you are seeming to suggest that if a woman fakes an orgasm it’s the man’s fault.

Is this the general consensus amongst women?

I don’t have a lot of experience with this, but, on the odd occasion, at no stage did I ever think it was because of the person I was with.

I just came to a point during things that I decided it just wasn’t going to happen, for a variety of reasons, and decided the best thing to do was fake it at, at the appropriate time.

I’ve had some of the best sex of my life without having an orgasm."

Ive had some of the best orgasms of my life without having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
29 weeks ago

I remember having a girlfriend who never orgasmed, I asked her how she made herself cum, she said she never did. I bought her a vibrator and she came back to me with it and let's just say I benefited more from that vibrator than I think she did.

Yes I've faked it when I was d*unk and just couldn't cum , there's only so much d*unk fucking you can do, unless you're in a tag event.

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By *ickey ThumbWoman
29 weeks ago

South Down

To be fair, you are seeming to suggest that if a woman fakes an orgasm it’s the man’s fault.

Is this the general consensus amongst women?

I don’t have a lot of experience with this, but, on the odd occasion, at no stage did I ever think it was because of the person I was with.

I just came to a point during things that I decided it just wasn’t going to happen, for a variety of reasons, and decided the best thing to do was fake it at, at the appropriate time.

I’ve had some of the best sex of my life without having an orgasm."

You're right, it's not always the man's fault. Sometimes there's no fault to be attributed at all.

Tiredness, illness, medication, not being in the right head space ...all reasons why I've faked it and nothing to do with the man at all.

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By *ickey ThumbWoman
29 weeks ago

South Down

Oh yeah and BC reminded me... alcohol.

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By *ineapple_PrincessWoman
29 weeks ago

in the waves

When I was younger for sure, but I wouldn't do it now. Sometimes it just isn't going to happen and I have no problem saying it.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
29 weeks ago

City Centre

To have good sex, it isn't necessary for it to always end in orgasm, well for me anyway.

Sometimes you want to concentrate on your partners pleasure.

Sometimes you want the rush of doing something risky and quick.

Sometimes you can be brought to that edge over and over without falling off it.

I can think of hundreds of scenarios where it wouldn't happen but has been extremely satisfying.

Have I faked? No.

I would prefer if the person I was with told me they didn't cum or were unlikely to, than fake it.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
29 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"When I was younger for sure, but I wouldn't do it now. Sometimes it just isn't going to happen and I have no problem saying it."

I think it's one of those things that comes with experience and sexual maturity, to realise that sexual openness with regards orgasm (or lack thereof) is far healthier and more beneficial than hiding this stuff.

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By *panishRebelMan
29 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

No need to fake it....

I enjoy the journey, sometimes the destination is a long way off, and I may not make it that night, but I do like every step of the way.

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By *carlett!Woman
29 weeks ago

Have to admit yes I have faked a few in my time. Various reasons being

•too d*unk, it's not gonna happen.

•the play partner just isn't hitting my spots.

•I'm too self conscious to let go (connection maybe isn't there)

This does not mean I haven't still enjoyed the interaction. I'd feel bad if I didn't I think cum for real or fake one.

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By *ogday2181Man
29 weeks ago

Dublin

Unfortunately, I have to admit yes. Last time I was on fab I kinda got desensitised by it all and sex lost alot of its luster for me. Hence why I left.

A vanilla relationship brought it back but I'm definitely not jumping in with both feet this time.

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