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By *arcelona30 OP Man
30 weeks ago

Naas

Long and thin

Goes too far in-

Short and thick

Does the trick!!

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By *ACOLCouple
30 weeks ago

limerick

"Long and thin

Goes too far in-

Short and thick

Does the trick!!

Ha!!!

But since you asked so nicely, here is a piece of my favourite poem.

"They will come back - come back again, as long as the red Earth rolls.

He never wasted a leaf or a tree. Do you think He would squander souls?".

Lina.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
30 weeks ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
30 weeks ago

Lucan

My skin has been said to be pasty

But my jizz it is really quite tasty

I cum with a shout

Please don't spit it out

Because that would be really quite wastey

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By *adger BrocMan
30 weeks ago

Co. Cork

My cock is as hard as a rock.

I hope it wont give you a shock.

But once it's inside

You'll enjoy the ride.

But you can't...... cause you have me on block.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
30 weeks ago

Lucan

"My cock is as hard as a rock.

I hope it wont give you a shock.

But once it's inside

You'll enjoy the ride.

But you can't...... cause you have me on block."

I'd nearly unblock you for that... Nearly

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
30 weeks ago

Cork

"Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate?" - Unknown philosophers writing on a bathroom wall

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

The boy stood on the burning dick

Eating red hot scallops

One fell down his trousers

And burnt him on the ankle

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

“Beware the badger”

It said on the gate

It bit off my tadger

I read it too late

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"The boy stood on the burning dick

Eating red hot scallops

One fell down his trousers

And burnt him on the ankle

That obviously should be deck..not dick.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
30 weeks ago

louth

He let her lay down

Then he picked up an iced rose

He used it to tickle her fancy

From her head to her toes

After he traced every curve

He could see she was climaxing

Breathing heavily and clutching the throw

She was far from relaxing

He fed on her enthusiasm

And teased her nipples with a piece of ice

They stood to attention very quickly

They didn't take much to entice

He moved the ice down

To the place she most desired him to touch

He used his tongue in ways she'd never felt

Nearly becoming too much

She moaned in ecstasy arching her back

Begging him to enter her now

He entered her gently and pushed

As deep as she would allow

Together they made love on the floor

Moaning in all delight

Sweat dripping from both of them

They continued deep into the night

She fulfilled his every desire

And made him imagine a lot more

He fulfilled her every desire

And taught her to explore.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
30 weeks ago

louth

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Take off your clothes

And take me to bed

You are such a sexy person

I want to take you home

There's so much I'd like to do to you

If we were on our own

I'd kiss you all over

Run my fingers through your hair

And using nothing but my teeth

Tear off your underwear

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
30 weeks ago

louth

I'll love you for every day of my life

I love you around the clock

I love your body, mind and soul

And not just your massive ......

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
30 weeks ago

Lucan

"The boy stood on the burning dick

Eating red hot scallops

One fell down his trousers

And burnt him on the ankle

That obviously should be deck..not dick.

This being the site it is, I presumed that was intentional

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By *antonkid1955Man
30 weeks ago

cardiff

In days of old when knights were bold before condoms were invented..

They tied some socks around their cocks and fucked away contented..

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By *panishRebelMan
30 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I like perspiration

Sweat and steam

I like building heat

Lips touch and dream

Wrapped and wriggling

In limbs of desire

Pressing down nibbling

And poking the fire

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
30 weeks ago

louth

You look handsome, you look sweet

Sit down over there, take a seat

Tonight we have some games to play

What happens next you have no say

It's my turn, you are my guest

You get naked and guess the rest

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By *panishRebelMan
30 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"I'll love you for every day of my life

I love you around the clock

I love your body, mind and soul

And not just your massive ......

COCK a doodle doooo!

How are you?

Are you ready for your squeak

To be tweaked by my beak?

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By *voidingboredomMan
30 weeks ago

around

The serious one:

Ensanguining the skies,

How heavily it dies

into the west, away.

Past hope and sight and sound

Not further to be found

Hope hopeless underground

Falls the remorseful day

The not so serious one:

Once, upon an ass cheek dearly

While I dripped my load, quite weary

Having spent a lovely hour or more

Suddenly, there came a moaning

As of someone sexy groaning

As a woman gently intoning

Well now, that was quite sore...

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

kinda dublin

Vomit on the sweater already,

Mom's Spaghetti.

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By *ndy4fun69Man
30 weeks ago

Armagh

There was a young girl from Madrid

Who swore she had never been rid

Along came an Italian

With balls like a stallion

And rid her like Billy the Kid

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By *ozzlesMan
30 weeks ago

galway

Like a thirsty man in a desert

I lapped from her soul

Now she tells me

Maybe I should use a bowl

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By *panishRebelMan
30 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"Like a thirsty man in a desert

I lapped from her soul

Now she tells me

Maybe I should use a bowl "

I like that ....

......

Like a dog on four

Tongue swinging

Spread on the floor

Her bowl sipping

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
30 weeks ago

My town

There was a young woman from Ealing

Who had a perculiar feeling

She layed on her back

And opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling.

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By *voidingboredomMan
30 weeks ago

around

Once, upon an ass cheek dearly

While I dripped my load, quite weary

Having spent a lovely hour or more

Suddenly, there came a moaning

As of someone sexy groaning

As a woman gently intoning

"Well now, that was quite sore"

"Twas the tip" said I, "and nothing more, knocking at your chamber door"

Quothe I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

Oh distinctly I remember

It was a bleak December

And the condoms from my member

Wrought their ghost upon the floor

Eagerly, i wished the morrow

As my heart was full of awkward sorrow

For the woman who had sought to borrow

From suggestive books of sexual lore

Quoth I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

And the silken, sad, uncertain

Clenching of her booty hurtin

After merely the tip insertin

Insertin in her chamber door

"You asked!" I said, "twas in your book"

But she gave me such a dirty look

And looked at my dick, most fearful shook

Shook down to get chamber door

Quoth I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

Presently my soul grew stronger,

Hesitating then no longer

"Look" said I, "Madam

Truly your forgiveness I implore

But the fact is I was napping

And you tried to get me fapping

And you bent over unstrapping

With your book of awful pervert lore

Quoth I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

And the woman still is sitting

Still is sitting, never flitting

From the bedsheets which are dripping right down onto the stony floor

And her eyes have all the seeming

Of a demon that is dreaming

And my dick over her creaming

Having tested out her chamber door

"Twas fun" I cried, "and nothing more, but now please madam I implore"

Quoth I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

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By *ozzlesMan
30 weeks ago

galway

"There was a young woman from Ealing

Who had a perculiar feeling

She layed on her back

And opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling."

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By *ozzlesMan
30 weeks ago

galway

"Once, upon an ass cheek dearly

While I dripped my load, quite weary

Having spent a lovely hour or more

Suddenly, there came a moaning

As of someone sexy groaning

As a woman gently intoning

"Well now, that was quite sore"

"Twas the tip" said I, "and nothing more, knocking at your chamber door"

Quothe I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

Oh distinctly I remember

It was a bleak December

And the condoms from my member

Wrought their ghost upon the floor

Eagerly, i wished the morrow

As my heart was full of awkward sorrow

For the woman who had sought to borrow

From suggestive books of sexual lore

Quoth I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

And the silken, sad, uncertain

Clenching of her booty hurtin

After merely the tip insertin

Insertin in her chamber door

"You asked!" I said, "twas in your book"

But she gave me such a dirty look

And looked at my dick, most fearful shook

Shook down to get chamber door

Quoth I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

Presently my soul grew stronger,

Hesitating then no longer

"Look" said I, "Madam

Truly your forgiveness I implore

But the fact is I was napping

And you tried to get me fapping

And you bent over unstrapping

With your book of awful pervert lore

Quoth I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

And the woman still is sitting

Still is sitting, never flitting

From the bedsheets which are dripping right down onto the stony floor

And her eyes have all the seeming

Of a demon that is dreaming

And my dick over her creaming

Having tested out her chamber door

"Twas fun" I cried, "and nothing more, but now please madam I implore"

Quoth I

"If you don't like it, there's the door"

Quiet day there?

Very amusing

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By *lueLotusWoman
30 weeks ago

the wilderness

"Vomit on the sweater already,

Mom's Spaghetti."

But he's calm and ready to drop bombs

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By *adger BrocMan
30 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"“Beware the badger”

It said on the gate

It bit off my tadger

I read it too late"

.............

Very harsh on poor old innocent badgers.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
30 weeks ago

kinda dublin

Guess what?

Chicken Butt!

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By *arcelona30 OP Man
30 weeks ago

Naas

A gay man who lived in Khartoum

Took a lesbian up to his room,

And they had a big fight

Over who had the right

To do what, where, with which, and to whom.

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By *voidingboredomMan
30 weeks ago

around

"Quiet day there?

Very amusing"

Very quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Hard times make tough men

Tough men make good times

Good times make weak men

Weak men make hard times

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By *panishRebelMan
30 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Fragile morning

After the night before

Rolling in bedspreads

Bright lights no more

.....

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By *agherafeltmanMan
28 weeks ago

magherafelt

""Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate?" - Unknown philosophers writing on a bathroom wall"

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.

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By *onderingpurposeMan
28 weeks ago

Belfast

An Ode to Fab Socials

In a room of laughter and twisting lights,

I moved alone, a silent satellite.

No kisses shared, no hands entwined,

Just my own company, a quiet find.

As the night waned, I slipped away,

A lone star fading in the Liffey gray.

No regrets, no tears, just memories worn,

For sometimes solitude is where strength is grown.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Ig: Words.in.my.skull

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By *adger BrocMan
28 weeks ago

Co. Cork

"An Ode to Fab Socials

In a room of laughter and twisting lights,

I moved alone, a silent satellite.

No kisses shared, no hands entwined,

Just my own company, a quiet find.

As the night waned, I slipped away,

A lone star fading in the Liffey gray.

No regrets, no tears, just memories worn,

For sometimes solitude is where strength is grown.

......

Ode to a fab hike.

Friendly chat and stories told in warm summer sunshine glow.

Stunning views of nature's bounty through windows open to a world of wonder.

Tired limbs and pounding hearts.

Memories made and friendships formed.

A welcome coffee, chat and cake.

There should always be cake...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
28 weeks ago

Lucan

I wandered lonely as a dog

That chases sheep across a bog.

When all at once I saw a cat.

I really wasn't expecting that.

The cat it meowed with great disdain

To see me limping, in some pain.

It seemed to think my rhyme was farce

And so I kicked it up the arse.

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By *og-ManMan
28 weeks ago

somewhere

"I wandered lonely as a dog

That chases sheep across a bog.

When all at once I saw a cat.

I really wasn't expecting that.

The cat it meowed with great disdain

To see me limping, in some pain.

It seemed to think my rhyme was farce

And so I kicked it up the arse.

This should be on the leaving cert Mick

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
28 weeks ago

Lucan

"I wandered lonely as a dog

That chases sheep across a bog.

When all at once I saw a cat.

I really wasn't expecting that.

The cat it meowed with great disdain

To see me limping, in some pain.

It seemed to think my rhyme was farce

And so I kicked it up the arse.

This should be on the leaving cert Mick "

I have a meet, sorry, I mean meeting, with Norma Foley tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
28 weeks ago

Gene Gene made a machine

Joe Joe made it go

Art Art made a fart

And blew the whole damn thing apart

-William Wordsworth

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By *panishRebelMan
28 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

""Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate?" - Unknown philosophers writing on a bathroom wall

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted. "

Loads of shakespeare versions of this....I remember from toilets during school days.

Here I sit,

There's is no paper

Fuck it all

I'll use my finger

Being one that sticks in mind.

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By *astelloWoman
28 weeks ago

Far far away

I wandered lonely as a cloud,

When all at once l saw a crowd,

A host of golden bronzed swingers,

Down below, in the vales and hills.

I lit the sky with Northern lights,

To show how happy l was, with such delights,

Lonely no more.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
28 weeks ago

Lucan

""Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate?" - Unknown philosophers writing on a bathroom wall

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.

Loads of shakespeare versions of this....I remember from toilets during school days.

Here I sit,

There's is no paper

Fuck it all

I'll use my finger

Being one that sticks in mind."

It probably stuck to your finger as well

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By *panishRebelMan
28 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

""Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate?" - Unknown philosophers writing on a bathroom wall

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.

Loads of shakespeare versions of this....I remember from toilets during school days.

Here I sit,

There's is no paper

Fuck it all

I'll use my finger

Being one that sticks in mind.

It probably stuck to your finger as well

Then to top it all

Wash it in a tap

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