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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

A pig can orgasm for 8 to 11 minutes.

Keep it going..

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By *affa31Woman
38 weeks ago

Galway

Peanuts grow underground

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By *og-ManMan
38 weeks ago

somewhere

Tomatoes are a fruit

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

"Peanuts grow underground "

That's because peanuts are not nuts they are legumes so actually part of the pea family.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

The average amount of ejaculate is 10cc's...hence the name of the group.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

"Tomatoes are a fruit "

Anything that contains a seed is a fruit, like cucumbers, peppers, aubergines etc

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

"The average amount of ejaculate is 10cc's...hence the name of the group."

But a blue whale produces 20 litres, that's why the water is so salty

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Hot water will turn into ice faster than cold water..."

And that ice made from boiled water is complete clear

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

The strongest muscle in the body is in fact your toungue...

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

Coca cola was in fact Green

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By *ot so needyMan
38 weeks ago

Galway

"The average amount of ejaculate is 10cc's...hence the name of the group.

But a blue whale produces 20 litres, that's why the water is so salty

Lol

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

Honey is the only food that will never go off! And it's still sold with a best before date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

The average speed of the male ejculation is 45 km per hour

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By *affasCoffeeSocialsWoman
38 weeks ago

Limerick

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By *affa31Woman
38 weeks ago

Galway

Did you know…

Best before dates refer to best quality and not spoilage.

Use by dates refer to spoilage.

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By *ogan_IrelandMan
38 weeks ago

South East

The word "friends" is said in every single episode of Friends.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

"Did you know…

Best before dates refer to best quality and not spoilage.

Use by dates refer to spoilage.

Best before what? Infinity, it does not change, honey extracted from the Pyramids is the exact same as today's honey.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

In Vietnam and Thailand etc oranges are actually green

So what do they call them then?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

If you say Space Ghettos in an American accent, it sounds exactly like you're saying Spice Girls in a Glasgow Accent

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

Sick one - chainsaws where invented to aid during childbirth not for cutting wood!

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

"If you say Space Ghettos in an American accent, it sounds exactly like you're saying Spice Girls in a Glasgow Accent

Lol

it's actually true

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By *heBlowinsCouple
38 weeks ago

West Cork

"If you say Space Ghettos in an American accent, it sounds exactly like you're saying Spice Girls in a Glasgow Accent

Just tried it.. Mrs. laughed. Confirmed

If you say, "rise up lights" in a non-aussie accent, it sounds like "razor blades" in Aussie

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
38 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Ask a nordy man what gift the three wise men brought alongside gold and frankincense.... Then what the word for the thing that you hang on the wall that shows your reflection. The answer is the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"If you say Space Ghettos in an American accent, it sounds exactly like you're saying Spice Girls in a Glasgow Accent

Just tried it.. Mrs. laughed. Confirmed

If you say, "rise up lights" in a non-aussie accent, it sounds like "razor blades" in Aussie "

That could be a whole thread in itself lol

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By *oc09Man
38 weeks ago

near u

Its like the myth Buster's in here today lol

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Fanta Orange was invented by the Nazis

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
38 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Where is bogman with his club orange fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

Giraffes are 30 times more likely to be hit by lightening than humans

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By *og-ManMan
38 weeks ago

somewhere

Did you know that the little bits in Club Orange are in fact little bits of Turnip

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By *indenMan
38 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

The whole nine yards refers to the length of an ammunition belt on a fighter aircraft…..

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By *s LollyWoman
38 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

On fab if you send a friend request and it's not excepted you can't send it again unless the person rejected it

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
38 weeks ago

Cork

Did you know that the only war ship to have a negative K/D ratio in WW2 was the Japanese Mogami?

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By *heBlowinsCouple
38 weeks ago

West Cork

"On fab if you send a friend request and it's not excepted you can't send it again unless the person rejected it

Good thing we ignore all of them!

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By *s LollyWoman
38 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"On fab if you send a friend request and it's not excepted you can't send it again unless the person rejected it

Good thing we ignore all of them!

Likewise

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
38 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

You can wink your own profile... And forever henceforth you will have the following every time you view your own profile

You winked them 2 years ago

They winked you 2 years ago

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By *heBlowinsCouple
38 weeks ago

West Cork

"You can wink your own profile... And forever henceforth you will have the following every time you view your own profile

You winked them 2 years ago

They winked you 2 years ago"

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By *indenMan
38 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"You can wink your own profile... And forever henceforth you will have the following every time you view your own profile

You winked them 2 years ago

They winked you 2 years ago"

You can also put yourself on your own hotlist, at least I know I’m on one….

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By *s LollyWoman
38 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ye can fab your own pics but only when there on the Hotpics page

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By *affa31Woman
38 weeks ago

Galway

"Did you know that the little bits in Club Orange are in fact little bits of Turnip "

Club deny this vehemently!

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

It would actually be a product recall issue as labelled wrong

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
38 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"Ye can fab your own pics but only when there on the Hotpics page

I'm totally doing this. The ultimate in self-absorption

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
38 weeks ago

Cork

"Did you know…

Best before dates refer to best quality and not spoilage.

Use by dates refer to spoilage.

Best before what? Infinity, it does not change, honey extracted from the Pyramids is the exact same as today's honey. "

Of course honey can spoil. It solidifies and the quality reduces. It's still safe to eat but just isn't as nice. Hence why it has a best before date.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

Ireland invented submarines and torpedoes yet we own neither

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By *eralt80Man
38 weeks ago

cork

"Did you know that the little bits in Club Orange are in fact little bits of Turnip

Club deny this vehemently!"

They actual use swedes

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

[Removed by poster at 30/04/24 14:03:20]

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
38 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"Did you know…

Best before dates refer to best quality and not spoilage.

Use by dates refer to spoilage.

Best before what? Infinity, it does not change, honey extracted from the Pyramids is the exact same as today's honey.

Of course honey can spoil. It solidifies and the quality reduces. It's still safe to eat but just isn't as nice. Hence why it has a best before date."

This. Foods labelled "best before" can be safely eaten beyond the date as long as they look/smell good. Foods labelled "useby" must be thrown out after their date because they may be unsafe to eat.

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By *og-ManMan
38 weeks ago

somewhere

"Ye can fab your own pics but only when there on the Hotpics page

I did this the other day as I was at number 4 on The Irish male pics....

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By *indenMan
38 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

You can tell how a woman feels about you by looking at her feet, if they’re above your head she probably likes you….

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

"Did you know that the little bits in Club Orange are in fact little bits of Turnip

Club deny this vehemently!

They actual use swedes

Originally, yes. Nowadays they just use any old Scandinavian they can catch.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

Finland is not part of Scandinavia

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By *ealitybitesMan
38 weeks ago

Belfast

You can tell someone's religion of birth in NI by the distance between their eyebrows.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

# this symbol does not mean hostage at all! It's octothorpe

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
38 weeks ago

kinda dublin

One spurt of jizz contains over 200Tb of data.

That's why smart girls always swallow

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
38 weeks ago

Cork

"Finland is not part of Scandinavia "

Finland an north Korea are technically only one country away from each other.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
38 weeks ago

Cork

To add to some Asian knowledge, Kazakhstan was the last nation to leave the USSR.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

My penis is the same thickness as five of the small pens you find in bookies shops.

I'm banned from all bookies in Dublin.

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
38 weeks ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Bats aren’t blind

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By *upermanslovechildMan
38 weeks ago

Glasnevin

Giraffes have a 21 inch tongue and clean their own ears using it.

50% of Giraffes ate bisexual

Giraffes have the same amount of vertebrae in their neck as humans.

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
38 weeks ago

carlow

"Ye can fab your own pics but only when there on the Hotpics page

The problem for most of us is getting on the hotlist in the first place

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By *ot so needyMan
38 weeks ago

Galway

Squirrels swim on their backs to keep their nuts dry.

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By *reedy699Man
38 weeks ago

galway/mayo

Water is falling from the sky once again

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By *ea ShellsWoman
38 weeks ago

Sligo

More a play on words …..

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips!

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

I once measured my cock with a spaghetti measuring device...turns out it can feed a family of five

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

Cottage pie contains no cottages.

Shepherds pie contains no shepherds.

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By *wirl02Man
38 weeks ago

Dublin 12

"Peanuts grow underground

That's because peanuts are not nuts they are legumes so actually part of the pea family. "

Still mad that they grow underground

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

There is only one county in Ireland where you cannot drive from the north of the county to the south of the county without going into another county.

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By *SGalwayCoupleCouple
38 weeks ago

Galway

The average penis size is 5.6 inches in Ireland.... the average on Fab seems to be at least 7

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"The average penis size is 5.6 inches in Ireland.... the average on Fab seems to be at least 7

Only when compared to a sky remote or a can of Lynx

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By *tonearmyMan
38 weeks ago

galway

"If you say Space Ghettos in an American accent, it sounds exactly like you're saying Spice Girls in a Glasgow Accent

Lol

it's actually true"
that's brilliant

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By *ettaManMan
38 weeks ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

100% of people who confuse correlation with causation end up dead!

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By *zippyMan
38 weeks ago

Wexford

"Did you know…

Best before dates refer to best quality and not spoilage.

Use by dates refer to spoilage.

Best before what? Infinity, it does not change, honey extracted from the Pyramids is the exact same as today's honey.

Of course honey can spoil. It solidifies and the quality reduces. It's still safe to eat but just isn't as nice. Hence why it has a best before date."

Honey solidifies from the crystallization of the sugars,this doesn't really effect the quality as it can be gently heated back to it's liquid state, it can spoil when exposed to air and humidity, the best before would be dependent on the lifespan of the packaging materials used as the seals don't last indefinitely and can allow microbial activity to occur.

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By *affa31Woman
38 weeks ago

Galway

"There is only one county in Ireland where you cannot drive from the north of the county to the south of the county without going into another county. "

Leitrim?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"There is only one county in Ireland where you cannot drive from the north of the county to the south of the county without going into another county.

Leitrim?"

Tried Googling it but it doesn't show

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

There's only one F in Fulham, one F in Fulham....

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By *ikey2022EireMan
38 weeks ago

Clare

A cake goes hard when stale, a biscuits goes soft!!!

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By *reenfrogoMan
38 weeks ago

nearby

"There is only one county in Ireland where you cannot drive from the north of the county to the south of the county without going into another county.

Leitrim?"

It cant be Leitrim. It doesnt exist - its a makey uppey county

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By *ortFabbersMan
38 weeks ago

Westport

When cowboys had no money for whiskey in the old west they used to pay with bullets which were the same price, hence the saying a shot of whiskey !!!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
38 weeks ago

kinda dublin

It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose agai .

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
38 weeks ago

Cork

"It puts the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose agai ."

Buffalo bill was styled after Ed geins, I'm not sure which is more horrifying.

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By *indenMan
38 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

63% of facts are made using 47% of the time……

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

"There is only one county in Ireland where you cannot drive from the north of the county to the south of the county without going into another county.

Leitrim?"

Yep, that's it.

Lough Allen splits it in two effectively. If you drive to the west of the lake you have to go into Roscommon. If you go the uther side the road goes into Cavan. Roscommon or Cavan, what a horrible choice to have to make.

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

At least they don't charge you €20 for a pint

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

"At least they don't charge you €20 for a pint

Where did you pay €20 for a pint?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

What's the difference between a Vitamin and a Hormone is;-

You can't make a Vitamin but you can make a Hor mone!

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By *upermanslovechildMan
38 weeks ago

Glasnevin

Well it's a tenner in the Merchants Arch, robbing gits

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By *of spadesMan
38 weeks ago

Kilkenny

An 'Innuendo' isnt in fact an Italian suppository.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
38 weeks ago

Cork

A few still massively rich fruit companies were involved with owning and supporting coups in Central America.

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
38 weeks ago

Cork

"A cake goes hard when stale, a biscuits goes soft!!!"

And that's why Jaffa Cakes are not a biscuit!

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By *affa31Woman
38 weeks ago

Galway

"A cake goes hard when stale, a biscuits goes soft!!!

And that's why Jaffa Cakes are not a biscuit!"

Shhhhhhhhh revenue will hear you!

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By *ortFabbersMan
38 weeks ago

Westport

In Jurassic Park the noise of the raptors were were actually tortoises having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Over 400 movies have the same scream sound. It's called the Wilhelm scream, and some directors put it in their movies as an inside joke

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By *ucka39Man
38 weeks ago

Newcastle

You never see a chick of an adult pigeon

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By *hio76Man
38 weeks ago

leinster

If you google "askew" the page is tilted in the results.

You can't lick your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

A banana is a berry…. But a strawberry isn’t

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
38 weeks ago

Cork

"Over 400 movies have the same scream sound. It's called the Wilhelm scream, and some directors put it in their movies as an inside joke"

Off the top of my head, it's in lord of the rings battle of the Hornberg and lord of the rings the mumakils scenes

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By *ucka39Man
38 weeks ago

Newcastle

You can't lick your elbow

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By *issBehave69Man
38 weeks ago

Bulgaria

Coca Cola is pronounced Coca Cola in every language.

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By *issBehave69Man
38 weeks ago

Bulgaria

An elephants toenails can grow up to 4feet in length.

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By *issBehave69Man
38 weeks ago

Bulgaria

Soda Stream was invented by Nazi scientists.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"You can't lick your elbow

Guaranteed someone tried to when they read that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

When a fly lands on the hand railing of a ship, it actually drops lower in the water...1/1000th the width of an atom.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

If you type "do a barrel roll" into google and click search the page will spin

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By *eductivepiercingsWoman
38 weeks ago

louth

It bloody does

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
38 weeks ago

Cork

"Soda Stream was invented by Nazi scientists. "

Nazis spent a lot of resources and time making magnetic sea mines in WW2 only for the British to attach a rope between two ships with some metal on it to trip mines from a safe distance.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
38 weeks ago

kinda dublin

"Coca Cola is pronounced Coca Cola in every language. "

Kodak was named so, so that it could be pronounced easily in every language.

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By *ortFabbersMan
38 weeks ago

Westport

During the space race NASA spent millions on an anti gravity pen to work in space !

The Russians used a pencil

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

"During the space race NASA spent millions on an anti gravity pen to work in space !

The Russians used a pencil

It's a lovely story and I always want it to be true. It's just not though.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

During an average man’s lifetime, he will ejaculate approximately seventeen liters of semen, which amounts to about half a trillion sperm.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
38 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"Over 400 movies have the same scream sound. It's called the Wilhelm scream, and some directors put it in their movies as an inside joke"

Kinda similarly, the Amen break (a drum sample from a 1969 soul record titled "Amen brother") has been used in hundreds of records and will be instantly recognisable by nearly everyone, and the drummer never got a cent of royalties.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

If a continuous line of people held hands all around the globe, an awful lot of them would drown.

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By *ORDERMANMan
38 weeks ago

wrexham

In which country is the band U2 not called U2...?

Answer will be given at 15.45

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By *ORDERMANMan
38 weeks ago

wrexham

Italy

They're known as ..oohay duay

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By *heBlowinsCouple
38 weeks ago

West Cork

"Over 400 movies have the same scream sound. It's called the Wilhelm scream, and some directors put it in their movies as an inside joke

Omg never knew that! And he died homeless

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By *electableicecreamMan
38 weeks ago

The West

"During the space race NASA spent millions on an anti gravity pen to work in space !

The Russians used a pencil

This one is a bit of an urban legend. Both the US and Russia used pencils until some dude privately developed a space pen and sold it to both agencies.

Graphite dust was a risky thing to have in space shuttles.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
38 weeks ago

Cork

Nasa sent some form of sealife into space and it was interesting to see that they initially struggled to swim when gravity no longer applied to them. Their babies (not the first birth in outer space, that belongs to a cockroach) swam with no issues when they left their eggs.

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By *carlett!Woman
38 weeks ago

"In Vietnam and Thailand etc oranges are actually green

So what do they call them then? "

That a hypothetical question or you know the answer? That's weird though isn't it. What do they call them

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By *carlett!Woman
38 weeks ago

"You can't lick your elbow

Guaranteed someone tried to when they read that

That someone was me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Cork is the biggest and best County in Ireland

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By *indenMan
38 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"You can't lick your elbow

Guaranteed someone tried to when they read that

That someone was me lol "

Can I have a try?

On your elbow………

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By *aseylee324Couple
38 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"Did you know that the little bits in Club Orange are in fact little bits of Turnip "

I initially misread that as bits of Trump

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By (user no longer on site) OP
38 weeks ago

"Did you know that the little bits in Club Orange are in fact little bits of Turnip

I initially misread that as bits of Trump

Least he's the same colour

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By *eralt80Man
38 weeks ago

cork

You can sail in a direct straight line from the UK to New Zealand.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

"Did you know that the little bits in Club Orange are in fact little bits of Turnip

I initially misread that as bits of Trump

Least he's the same colour

...and is also something of a turnip as well.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

I can fit four of the iced ring doughnuts sold in Lidl on my penis.

Or at least I could in the past. I'm not allowed within 150m of a Lidl shop now.

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By *ot so needyMan
38 weeks ago

Galway

"I can fit four of the iced ring doughnuts sold in Lidl on my penis.

Or at least I could in the past. I'm not allowed within 150m of a Lidl shop now. "

That's disgusting. A new low bringing dounuts into it.

Just decided I'd get in first.

Lol

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By *ubadubdubWoman
38 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"I can fit four of the iced ring doughnuts sold in Lidl on my penis.

Or at least I could in the past. I'm not allowed within 150m of a Lidl shop now. "

Probably 5 if they weren't iced do you reckon?

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By *og-ManMan
38 weeks ago

somewhere

"I can fit four of the iced ring doughnuts sold in Lidl on my penis.

Or at least I could in the past. I'm not allowed within 150m of a Lidl shop now. "

Thank God for that..no competition on the Donuts at socials

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By *rishmanabroadMan
38 weeks ago

Dublin/Belfast

The most southerly part of Canada is at the same latitude as northern California.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
38 weeks ago

Lucan

"I can fit four of the iced ring doughnuts sold in Lidl on my penis.

Or at least I could in the past. I'm not allowed within 150m of a Lidl shop now.

Probably 5 if they weren't iced do you reckon? "

Oh yes, at least, Maybe even 15?

#monstercock

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38 weeks ago

Fanta was invented in Nazi Germany, during the second world war

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By *ucka39Man
38 weeks ago

Newcastle

That you can't go to Specsavers and not end up needing glasses

So it's not exactly a spec saver

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By *og-ManMan
38 weeks ago

somewhere

"You can tell someone's religion of birth in NI by the distance between their eyebrows. "

Is it something to do with where you keep the toaster

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