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By *osyRedLips OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

Kildare

Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than a otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift...

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By *yeCandyDublinCouple
30 weeks ago

Lucan


"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift..."

Rosy ….in stitches here

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By *ewcouplesdCouple
30 weeks ago

Dublin

This is absolutely brilliant!!!

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By *eralt80Man
30 weeks ago

cork

Excellent, fab has been crying out for a service such as this.

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By *ndie and CindyCouple
30 weeks ago

Dublin


"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift..."

Just to be sure I understand the duties of the role; is there any real difference in the responsibilities of rubbing cock and massaging ego, they seem to be linked. I’d hate to get a bad performance review from……

Ella

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By *yeCandyDublinCouple
30 weeks ago

Lucan


"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift...

Just to be sure I understand the duties of the role; is there any real difference in the responsibilities of rubbing cock and massaging ego, they seem to be linked. I’d hate to get a bad performance review from……

Ella "

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By *exyScientistsCouple
30 weeks ago

Castlebar

It's like a care in the community service! Very honorable

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By *ollypop9Woman
30 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Dear Miss Rosy Red,

Hereby I'd like to apply for the above position.

I love working as part of a team but I'm also very able to work on my own initiative when needed.

I'm great at multitasking, which would mean egos and cocks will be stroked all at once.

I can work under pressure and in tough environments.

I'm also bi lingual, which means I can stroke cocks with hands and mouth and egos in different languages.

I hope you will consider my application , as I find the bonus very appealing.

Kind regards,

Miss Lolly Pop

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By *OCONO5Couple
30 weeks ago

Sensual Center


"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift...

Just to be sure I understand the duties of the role; is there any real difference in the responsibilities of rubbing cock and massaging ego, they seem to be linked. I’d hate to get a bad performance review from……

Ella "

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By *lueLotusWoman
30 weeks ago

the wilderness


"It's like a care in the community service! Very honorable "

I think I'd rather do the time

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By *ot so needyMan
30 weeks ago

Galway


"It's like a care in the community service! Very honorable

I think I'd rather do the time "

Lol

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By *reenfrogoMan
30 weeks ago

nearby


"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than an otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift...

Just to be sure I understand the duties of the role; is there any real difference in the responsibilities of rubbing cock and massaging ego, they seem to be linked. I’d hate to get a bad performance review from……

Ella "

if you dont stroke the cock you had better massage the ego

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Obviously volunteers needed for a business venture

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By *r KellyMan
30 weeks ago

Dublin

My ego has been bruised recently and my cock is always in need of a good stroke.

How can one avail of your services

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By *indenMan
30 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

What’s the cumpany policy on coconut oil?……

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
30 weeks ago

Home


"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than a otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift..."
job of a lifetime for some lucky people

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By *voidingboredomMan
30 weeks ago

around

At the risk of looking like a total philistine, what's a Wambulance?

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By *osyRedLips OP   Woman
30 weeks ago

Kildare


"At the risk of looking like a total philistine, what's a Wambulance? "

If there's a bad case of whinging you call the wa wa wa wambulance

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
30 weeks ago

Lucan

The whole thing of donkey dicks reminds me of the bible.

For the uniniated, have a look at Ezekiel 23:20. The whole of chapter 23 is hilarious but the above is probably the only mention of men with donkey sized dicks in the bible.

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
30 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick


"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than a otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift..."
. Funniest thing I have read in some time

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By *voidingboredomMan
30 weeks ago

around


"At the risk of looking like a total philistine, what's a Wambulance?

If there's a bad case of whinging you call the wa wa wa wambulance "

Ahhhh

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By *unlinguyMan
30 weeks ago

South Dublin


"At the risk of looking like a total philistine, what's a Wambulance?

If there's a bad case of whinging you call the wa wa wa wambulance "

Coffee all fuckin over the table in costa.. thanks lol

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By *reatwineMan
30 weeks ago

sligo

This is brilliant

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By *tarboy300Man
30 weeks ago

DUBLIN/KILDARE

This made me giggle a little to much

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By *upermanslovechildMan
30 weeks ago

Glasnevin


"Due to the endless need of having to call the Fab wambulance all the time I'm currently recruiting for a team of Strokers. This role isn't for every. We need a crack squad of sluts willing and able to stroke cocks and ego's all at once. Your duties include saying things like wow that's the biggest penis I've ever seen and omg I'm wetter than a otters pocket from just stroking that donkey dick. This role isn't for the faint hearted you'll be required to rub a lot of cock and massage a lot of ego. The perks include lots of job satisfaction and the cumpany bonus all over your face several times a shift..."

Is there Flexi time as well?

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By *ischief2020Man
30 weeks ago

Borderline


"The whole thing of donkey dicks reminds me of the bible.

For the uniniated, have a look at Ezekiel 23:20. The whole of chapter 23 is hilarious but the above is probably the only mention of men with donkey sized dicks in the bible. "

Indeed, but 23:21 is just as much fun

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

What would you describe as your personal highlight in the role OP ?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Is this a cross border initiative or do I have to drive to Monaghan to avail of said stroking?

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By *ocialCreatureWoman
30 weeks ago

about / in the region of

Roaring with laughter this Friday evening

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By *indenMan
30 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"The whole thing of donkey dicks reminds me of the bible.

For the uniniated, have a look at Ezekiel 23:20. The whole of chapter 23 is hilarious but the above is probably the only mention of men with donkey sized dicks in the bible. "

Is that the verse Samuel L. Jackson used in Pulp Fiction?

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