FabSwingers.com forum: Terrible chat up lines.

By *omethingnew41 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

City Centre

Give me your worst chat up lines, bad but funny. I love them.

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

City Centre

You walk up to very attractive person. You look them deep into there eyes and say.

I know we are not socks! But I think we would make a great pair.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
39 weeks ago

Midlands

Attracted to you like a moth to a flame, a fly to a sh..e , a tick to a hound dog.

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By *voidingboredomMan
39 weeks ago

around

New digital one is sending an emoji/gif/pic of a cute dog to someone and then the following message:

"Whoah there you are Rex. Sorry about that, he's always wandering off on me going hunting for the hottest women. Didn't mean to disturb you. But hey, now that I'm here, what's up?!"

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

City Centre

Oooo that would be a hard sell. Hi, just wanted to say I am attracted to you like a tick to a hound dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Hey.. suppose a kebab and a ride is out of the question??

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By *ealmc1973Man
39 weeks ago

Limerick, Clare, Tipperary

Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

or, abbreviation of said phrase, used by many blokes on here: Wanna fuck?

Always works

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By *ogday2181Man
39 weeks ago

Dublin

Wanna fuck?

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

Fancy a donut

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By *rakesterlingMan
39 weeks ago

Dublin

Ah cmon the classic: Are you alright? I can only imagine the pain you are in after falling out of the heavens!

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By *ombikerMan
39 weeks ago

the right side of the river

I hear you are a good cook.

If you cook me dinner and it’s good I might let you cook me breakfast as well.

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By *voidingboredomMan
39 weeks ago

around

That dress looks great on you...

... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

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By *ammerdrill321Man
39 weeks ago

Glasnevin

I hope you know CPR because you've taken my breath away

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
39 weeks ago

kinda dublin

I've got a boner, and it's pointing at you

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
39 weeks ago

City Centre

I enjoy watching sunsets but I'd prefer to see you go down.

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

Ask your mate if she'd like a dance

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By *ot so needyMan
39 weeks ago

Galway

Before you ask. No it's not, I'm just happy to see you.

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
39 weeks ago

villiage

Are you good with numbers you be the 6 and i will be the 9

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By *ohnFKMan
39 weeks ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

- Do you like wine gums?

- Well wind your gums around this (Points to genitalia

)

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Can I sit on your face so you can guess my weight

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By *llie_xWoman
39 weeks ago

Town

If I flip this coin what are the chances of me getting head?

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By *of spadesMan
39 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Hiya, the name is Bond, Poly Bond, I'm here to fill your crack

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By *voidingboredomMan
39 weeks ago

around

"Hiya, the name is Bond, Poly Bond, I'm here to fill your crack

Jesus...

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By *BantsMan
39 weeks ago

East Mayo

This is a bad one, definitely a mood killer.

You remind me of my mother...

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By *carlett!Woman
39 weeks ago

My usual d*unken pick up line to women is...

"You ever been fisted?"

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By *illbillMan
39 weeks ago

dublin

You remind me of a parking ticket....cause you've fine written all over u

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

City Centre

"I enjoy watching sunsets but I'd prefer to see you go down.

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By *unFellaMan
39 weeks ago

Derry

Are you a lamp? Cuz I wanna turn you on in the dark

Double edged sword, take it how you want to lmao

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By *astelloWoman
39 weeks ago

Far far away

Guy throws ice on the floor..

Look at him likes hes a loon

He says "just wanted to break the ice between us"

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39 weeks ago

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By *s LollyWoman
39 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Your hotter than a junkies spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

You don't sweat much for a fat bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk past again

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By *ot so needyMan
39 weeks ago

Galway

"Your hotter than a junkies spoon

Jesus that's wrong

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By *uddlyBear1972Man
39 weeks ago

Just inside the Pale

Your teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

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By *ot so needyMan
39 weeks ago

Galway

I have a very small cock but a really quick arse

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

City Centre

Some Terrible ones here

. Some are not bad and might actually work. Some are just mad

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By *panishRebelMan
39 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Would you like to be buried with my people?

An old Kerry one.

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By *londyPrincessCouple
39 weeks ago

Knockatallan

If you sit on my face I would eat my way up to your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Remember my name cos you'll be screaming it later

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
39 weeks ago

Lucan

"I suppose a ride is out of the question?"

It worked once, kinda..

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By *BantsMan
39 weeks ago

East Mayo

"My usual d*unken pick up line to women is...

"You ever been fisted?"

Does it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Do you want to go halves on a bastard

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By *omethingnew41 OP Couple
39 weeks ago

City Centre

Dame!!!hard core

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By *igharryMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester

Im so jealous of your heart because its pounding inside you and im not

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By *ACOLCouple
36 weeks ago

limerick

"Do you want to go halves on a bastard

Hahahahahaha! Winner.

Lina.

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By *elle111Woman
36 weeks ago

"Fancy a donut

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pahahaha

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By *s LollyWoman
36 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Im so jealous of your heart because its pounding inside you and im not"

Bhaha that me LOL

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By *ezoMan
36 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Are you an elevator?

Cause I can go down on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Are you a spanner? Cause you're making my nuts tight

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By *ulu00Woman
36 weeks ago

Donegal

Is your surname Jacobs? Cos baby, youre a cracker!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Please sleep with me. Please. Pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time, and you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me.

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By *rRiosMan
36 weeks ago

dublin

*strolls over with remnants of Christmas cracker*

“well, do you fancy being the second cracker I pull this evening”

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By *igharryMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester

"Im so jealous of your heart because its pounding inside you and im not

Bhaha that me LOL

Lol glad you liked it. Heres another one just for you

Im not into watching sunsets but i’d watch you go down

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Give me your worst chat up lines, bad but funny. I love them. "

Don't I fleadh ya, and buy you chios

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By *om TangoMan
36 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

If the lady is good looking and looks like she is god’s gift to men just walk up and say “ so your good looking, are you good at anything else “

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By *om TangoMan
36 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

I give you a 9 out of 10 because I’m the 1 that is missing

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By *aptainpuffinMan
36 weeks ago

Ballincollig

I’m no gynaecologist,…. But I’ll give it a go !

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By *panishRebelMan
36 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I'm a plumber and I can clean your pipes out.

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By *ensual101Man
36 weeks ago

around

Are you a school?

Because I'd like to shoot some kids in you.

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By *ombikerMan
36 weeks ago

the right side of the river

Him :They call me needle cock

Her: why, is it very small

Him : no but it goes like a sewing machine

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
36 weeks ago

Lucan

"Will you come to a funeral with me please, because I want to bury my cock in you!"

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