FabSwingers.com forum: Well fuck me sideways...

By *chochamber OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Munster

How did I get to be contently middle aged?

I was walking around the kitchen with purple conditioner in my hair this morning, warning my sons about the scurge of drugs....warning them with stories about people they don't know.

Lols, when did that creep up?

So content and happy to be healthy and alive, all the same.

Contentment, what more can we ask for? And the occasional ride and swingers holiday..... Not too shabby.

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By *ob007Man
31 weeks ago

Limerick

Same experience for me…. Without the purple hair conditioner to be fair lol I find when my kids as to put on certain music in the car I’m always thinking Jesus this so bad and all sounds the same! Echos of my parents when I was eh younger lol

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By *ingpot!Man
31 weeks ago

West Cork

"How did I get to be contently middle aged?

I was walking around the kitchen with purple conditioner in my hair this morning, warning my sons about the scurge of drugs....warning them with stories about people they don't know.

Lols, when did that creep up?

So content and happy to be healthy and alive, all the same.

Contentment, what more can we ask for? And the occasional ride and swingers holiday..... Not too shabby. "

Ha yes! Well said Echo. I often wonder at what point did I become my father

I may look 41 on the outside but feel 25 on the inside!

It's beautiful to appreciate the simple things and enjoy this fleeting existence

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By *ove2please23Man
31 weeks ago

Dublin

What matters is health happiness and good company that can make you laugh smile feel amazing and confident that sex is always amazing i believe

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By *s LollyWoman
31 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"What matters is health happiness and good company that can make you laugh smile feel amazing and confident that sex is always amazing i believe "

100%

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By *ind PaddyMan
31 weeks ago

South County Dublin

It just creeps up on you. As long as you have your health you will be fine.

The simple things in life are the best.

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By *adger BrocMan
31 weeks ago

Co. Cork

Mid life certainly creeps up on you and when you look again it has passed you by.

It isn't a matter of age, it is more a matter of attitude.

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By *ogday2181Man
31 weeks ago

Dublin

"How did I get to be contently middle aged?

I was walking around the kitchen with purple conditioner in my hair this morning, warning my sons about the scurge of drugs....warning them with stories about people they don't know.

Lols, when did that creep up?

So content and happy to be healthy and alive, all the same.

Contentment, what more can we ask for? And the occasional ride and swingers holiday..... Not too shabby. "

Contentment is about as good as it gets i think!!

Enjoy it!!

PFP is class BTW.

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By *og-ManMan
31 weeks ago

somewhere

Still shout at the kids to turn off the feckin lights when they leave a room because they leave them on all night

Woke my son up a few weeks ago because he left the bathroom lights on and told him at 1.00am to get out of his bed to do it

Hasn't done it since funny enough

We never have the immersion on anyway

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By *voidingboredomMan
31 weeks ago

around

I fully intend to be a disgruntledly middle aged curmudgeon. Possibly even with a purple hair wash in. It'll highlight my white shirts!

Life begins at 40, doesn't it? Watch this space

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
31 weeks ago

Ennis

"I fully intend to be a disgruntledly middle aged curmudgeon. Possibly even with a purple hair wash in. It'll highlight my white shirts!

Life begins at 40, doesn't it? Watch this space

It sure does

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By *ubadubdubWoman
31 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Reminds me of the great poem 'Warning' by Jenny Joseph

First few lines: When I am an old woman I shall wear purple

With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves

And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.....

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By *chochamber OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Munster

Sounds like my middle age!

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By *ozzlesMan
31 weeks ago

galway

"Reminds me of the great poem 'Warning' by Jenny Joseph

First few lines: When I am an old woman I shall wear purple

With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves

And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.....

Like it

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By *exyScientistsCouple
31 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
31 weeks ago

Castlebar

"How did I get to be contently middle aged?

I was walking around the kitchen with purple conditioner in my hair this morning, warning my sons about the scurge of drugs....warning them with stories about people they don't know.

Lols, when did that creep up?

So content and happy to be healthy and alive, all the same.

Contentment, what more can we ask for? And the occasional ride and swingers holiday..... Not too shabby. "

Same, and 50 is the new 30 (but with more knowledge)- I've just decided

Mrs

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By *rakesterlingMan
31 weeks ago

Dublin

What can one say?

Tempus Fugit

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By *ogday2181Man
31 weeks ago

Dublin

I'm looking forward to old age. I'm gonna be a suited and booted hippy. Just constantly in a giggling cannabis induced stupor.

Cant wait.

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By *ubadubdubWoman
31 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"I'm looking forward to old age. I'm gonna be a suited and booted hippy. Just constantly in a giggling cannabis induced stupor.

Cant wait."

Ill be your leather and feather wearing hippy sidekick occasionally dragging you out of your stupor for road trips lol

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By *ogday2181Man
31 weeks ago

Dublin

"I'm looking forward to old age. I'm gonna be a suited and booted hippy. Just constantly in a giggling cannabis induced stupor.

Cant wait.

Ill be your leather and feather wearing hippy sidekick occasionally dragging you out of your stupor for road trips lol

Sounds absolute bliss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Reminds me of the great poem 'Warning' by Jenny Joseph

First few lines: When I am an old woman I shall wear purple

With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves

And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.....

You brought a big smile to me thanks just for that oh and hug

from a guy up in the North .

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By *ezoMan
31 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Just wait till you go to a workshop to learn new skills and realize that everyone there thinks you're an instructor because not only are you the oldest taking the workshop but you are literally twice the age of most of the people in the room

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