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"I'm anticipating CJ and McCarthy to arrive soon with a few tasteful munting comments " I wish they would come back because they are missed on the forums!! | |||
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"Never heard the panda one before but I assume it's eats shoots leaves?" Yes apparently  | |||
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"What's panda fuck? Spaghetti B - bendy when wet. " What does bendy when wet mean? I’m guessing you don’t mean physically flexible cos that’d be too obvious, lol. Is it to do with straight people becoming bi? - Mrs | |||
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"Blue Balls
Blue waffle...... "As in pussy? Like that one!  | |||
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"Blue Balls
Blue waffle......
As in pussy? Like that one! "Yes but it's a myth, no such thing! | |||
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"What's panda fuck? Spaghetti B - bendy when wet. What does bendy when wet mean? I’m guessing you don’t mean physically flexible cos that’d be too obvious, lol. Is it to do with straight people becoming bi? - Mrs" It means situationally bi, like when turned on in group settings. So like, you may not be turned on by a woman, but when you have been aroused you might be open to exploring with another woman. | |||
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"What's panda fuck? Spaghetti B - bendy when wet. What does bendy when wet mean? I’m guessing you don’t mean physically flexible cos that’d be too obvious, lol. Is it to do with straight people becoming bi? - Mrs It means situationally bi, like when turned on in group settings. So like, you may not be turned on by a woman, but when you have been aroused you might be open to exploring with another woman. " That makes a lot of sense!! | |||
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"What's panda fuck? Spaghetti B - bendy when wet. What does bendy when wet mean? I’m guessing you don’t mean physically flexible cos that’d be too obvious, lol. Is it to do with straight people becoming bi? - Mrs It means situationally bi, like when turned on in group settings. So like, you may not be turned on by a woman, but when you have been aroused you might be open to exploring with another woman. That makes a lot of sense!! " Its straight until wet is what I understood | |||
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"Love me a Eifel Tower "Hadn't heard it until you posted it before....very good position | |||
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"What's panda fuck? Spaghetti B - bendy when wet. What does bendy when wet mean? I’m guessing you don’t mean physically flexible cos that’d be too obvious, lol. Is it to do with straight people becoming bi? - Mrs It means situationally bi, like when turned on in group settings. So like, you may not be turned on by a woman, but when you have been aroused you might be open to exploring with another woman. " Ahh!!! Get ya | |||
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"Love me a Eifel Tower "Is that specific for something other than an Erection? | |||
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"Love me a Eifel Tower
Is that specific for something other than an Erection?"Woman on on hands and knee's with a man behind her and in front of her While one is fucking her and the other is getting a blow job They reach across and high five each other Thats the shape of The Eiffel Tower | |||
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"Never heard the panda one before but I assume it's eats shoots leaves? Yes apparently "That's hilarious | |||
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"Love me a Eifel Tower
Is that specific for something other than an Erection?
Woman on on hands and knee's with a man behind her and in front of her
While one is fucking her and the other is getting a blow job
They reach across and high five each other
Thats the shape of The Eiffel Tower "Ok gotcha | |||
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"Always a fan of a king of clubs meself "Which is? | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago." Damnit explaining The Clique® legitimises the idea of The Clique® Your platinum membership has been revoked | |||
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"Love me a Eifel Tower "Gotta love an aul Eiffel Tower Rosy 
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"Love me a Eifel Tower
Gotta love an aul Eiffel Tower Rosy
B xx"I’ve never been to Eiffel Tower but u can taste my baguette  | |||
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"Love me a Eifel Tower
Gotta love an aul Eiffel Tower Rosy
B xx
I’ve never been to Eiffel Tower but u can taste my baguette "I find that hard to beleive | |||
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"Always a fan of a king of clubs meself
Which is?"A tattoo that indicates a lady enjoys BBC | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. Damnit explaining The Clique® legitimises the idea of The Clique® Your platinum membership has been revoked"  | |||
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"Always a fan of a king of clubs meself
Which is?"On a bed One man naked with head at head board One man naked with head at other end of bed They open legs and scissor each other so their cocks are up against each others Woman either blows both at the same time or Woman gets on top and double penetration takes place | |||
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"Always a fan of a king of clubs meself
Which is?
On a bed
One man naked with head at head board
One man naked with head at other end of bed
They open legs and scissor each other so their cocks are up against each others
Woman either blows both at the same time or
Woman gets on top and double penetration takes place "I'm here trying to work that one out and get an image,..  lol | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago." Do you also have the actual legal definition of hung cause I think that’s actually more speculative than the mystical Clique………..
Ella | |||
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"Always a fan of a king of clubs meself
Which is?
On a bed
One man naked with head at head board
One man naked with head at other end of bed
They open legs and scissor each other so their cocks are up against each others
Woman either blows both at the same time or
Woman gets on top and double penetration takes place "My goodness, I ve led a sheltered life. | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. Do you also have the actual legal definition of hung cause I think that’s actually more speculative than the mystical Clique………..
Ella"Hang on there's a fab glossary let me find it | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. Do you also have the actual legal definition of hung cause I think that’s actually more speculative than the mystical Clique………..
Ella
Hang on there's a fab glossary let me find it"https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary There you go | |||
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"Masturwaiting,.. When you’re watching porn,... but you have to wait because the video’s buffering,.." pmsl
Old school | |||
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"Masturwaiting,.. When you’re watching porn,... but you have to wait because the video’s buffering,.. pmsl
Old school " lol | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. Do you also have the actual legal definition of hung cause I think that’s actually more speculative than the mystical Clique………..
Ella
Hang on there's a fab glossary let me find it
https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary
There you go "Those damn bi-selfish women | |||
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"Edging Wanking or teasing your partner to the edge and just as you get there u stop and subdue the orgasm best results are when she looks at you and calls you bastard rinse and repeat numerious times untill they are begging you and when you take them over the edge they go off like a fooking volcano "I love being edged and love to edge guys too, it's such a tease but soo good!!! | |||
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The correct term lads is 'vulva' | |||
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"I'm anticipating CJ and McCarthy to arrive soon with a few tasteful munting comments " Ahem I know nothing | |||
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"Various terms for the humble vulva: - Punched lasagne - Beef curtains - Little man in the boat And the worst of all ... 'vagina'
The correct term lads is 'vulva'"You forgot Hatchet wound Gash Snatch Willie warmer Oh jayus what have u started | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. Do you also have the actual legal definition of hung cause I think that’s actually more speculative than the mystical Clique………..
Ella
Hang on there's a fab glossary let me find it
https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary
There you go
Those damn bi-selfish women"Greedy yokes them  | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago. Do you also have the actual legal definition of hung cause I think that’s actually more speculative than the mystical Clique………..
Ella
Hang on there's a fab glossary let me find it
https://www.fabswingers.com/glossary
There you go
Those damn bi-selfish women"Oh I’m just greedy oh wait is it insatiable, can’t remember now damn it | |||
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"Learning lots of interesting terms through some enlightening conversation with Fab veterans (I mean less new on here than us) So maybe a few that I've forgotten but pillow princess I've heard, and today Panda fuck which made me laugh out loud. There must be loads - do tell - the funnier the bettet. And I'll make a fab dictionary.... "Foreplay,... apparently it's the actions that often, but not always, act as precursors to actual sex. Supposedly this can include things like kissing, touching, making out or cuddling, as well as dirty talk or even fingering,.. I dunno, it all seems a bit far fetched to me,... ;) x | |||
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"Edging Wanking or teasing your partner to the edge and just as you get there u stop and subdue the orgasm best results are when she looks at you and calls you bastard rinse and repeat numerious times untill they are begging you and when you take them over the edge they go off like a fooking volcano ""Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypn0tized by the feeling radiating his penis. Thanks urban dictionary! | |||
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"*Unicorn - single women who meet with couples. *White Knight - agrees with and stands up for women whether they agree or not because they think it'll get them sex. *FAF - fancy a fuck. *The Clique® (/klik/) noun An unknown group of indeterminate size of friendly swingers, who are seen as aloof dickbags by people who don't understand how friendship works. "I keep getting ignored on the forums, and nobody responds to my dick pic messages. I blame The Clique... whoever they are." - UNLOS user, joined fifteen minutes ago." Love this #theclique | |||
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"So the clique are basically the illumati of fab "/_\that's the sight to look out for | |||
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"Carefull now or they might come for you "When you know the sign your already a member | |||
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"Carefull now or they might come for you
When you know the sign your already a member "Do you have any application forms? Asking for myself  | |||
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"Carefull now or they might come for you
When you know the sign your already a member
Do you have any application forms? Asking for myself "There's a indepth application process slide into my dms and ill guide you through  | |||
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"Carefull now or they might come for you "First rule off the clique..... | |||
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"Carefull now or they might come for you
First rule off the clique....."Punishment: death by snu snu | |||
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"Rusty trombone was always one that made me laugh " Just heard it recently in a podcast though it funny | |||
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"#cliquebehaviour right there .... The greatest trick the Devil pulled etc... Yaaaaaaawn X " I meant to reply to this | |||
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"Carefull now or they might come for you
First rule off the clique....."Second rule of the clique… *does secret handshake* | |||
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"Learning lots of interesting terms through some enlightening conversation with Fab veterans (I mean less new on here than us) So maybe a few that I've forgotten but pillow princess I've heard, and today Panda fuck which made me laugh out loud. There must be loads - do tell - the funnier the bettet. And I'll make a fab dictionary.... "Navigating the terminology of fab and forum topics caused us to start a similar thread a long time ago but might be informative/ entertaining: https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/1078710 | |||
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"Rusty trombone was always one that made me laugh Just heard it recently in a podcast though it funny "Roger mellies profanisauris was the best book ever written | |||
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"Learning lots of interesting terms through some enlightening conversation with Fab veterans (I mean less new on here than us) So maybe a few that I've forgotten but pillow princess I've heard, and today Panda fuck which made me laugh out loud. There must be loads - do tell - the funnier the bettet. And I'll make a fab dictionary....
Navigating the terminology of fab and forum topics caused us to start a similar thread a long time ago but might be informative/ entertaining:
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/1078710"Brilliant! Very informative
Will definately use postboned and I've had a few thunderkisses for sure | |||
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"Learning lots of interesting terms through some enlightening conversation with Fab veterans (I mean less new on here than us) So maybe a few that I've forgotten but pillow princess I've heard, and today Panda fuck which made me laugh out loud. There must be loads - do tell - the funnier the bettet. And I'll make a fab dictionary....
Navigating the terminology of fab and forum topics caused us to start a similar thread a long time ago but might be informative/ entertaining:
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/1078710"That's a great thread. Cheers | |||
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"Love me a Eifel Tower
Is that specific for something other than an Erection?
Woman on on hands and knee's with a man behind her and in front of her
While one is fucking her and the other is getting a blow job
They reach across and high five each other
Thats the shape of The Eiffel Tower "Is that not the same as spit roasting? | |||
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"Love me a Eifel Tower
Is that specific for something other than an Erection?
Woman on on hands and knee's with a man behind her and in front of her
While one is fucking her and the other is getting a blow job
They reach across and high five each other
Thats the shape of The Eiffel Tower
Is that not the same as spit roasting? "Yes but the Hi 5 makes it Eiffel Tower, I presume. Total bollocks | |||
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"Learning lots of interesting terms through some enlightening conversation with Fab veterans (I mean less new on here than us) So maybe a few that I've forgotten but pillow princess I've heard, and today Panda fuck which made me laugh out loud. There must be loads - do tell - the funnier the bettet. And I'll make a fab dictionary....
Navigating the terminology of fab and forum topics caused us to start a similar thread a long time ago but might be informative/ entertaining:
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/1078710
Brilliant! Very informative
Will definately use postboned and I've had a few thunderkisses for sure "Might resurrect that thread and shamelessly lift some of the new terms (to us) that you’ve elicited in this thread for our ease of reference benefit… or is this hijacking poor forum etiquette? | |||
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"What's panda fuck? Spaghetti B - bendy when wet. " I would presume Eats shoots and leaves like a panda. Amy | |||
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"Learning lots of interesting terms through some enlightening conversation with Fab veterans (I mean less new on here than us) So maybe a few that I've forgotten but pillow princess I've heard, and today Panda fuck which made me laugh out loud. There must be loads - do tell - the funnier the bettet. And I'll make a fab dictionary....
Navigating the terminology of fab and forum topics caused us to start a similar thread a long time ago but might be informative/ entertaining:
https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/ireland/1078710
Brilliant! Very informative
Will definately use postboned and I've had a few thunderkisses for sure
Might resurrect that thread and shamelessly lift some of the new terms (to us) that you’ve elicited in this thread for our ease of reference benefit… or is this hijacking poor forum etiquette?"No do it. Good idea | |||
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