FabSwingers.com forum: Fun fact Friday....

By *rusader1 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Dublin

I'll start.....

There are no calories in broken biscuits.

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By *iscuits8Man
24 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I'll start.....

There are no calories in broken biscuits."

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By *ifty Fifty 22Couple
24 weeks ago

Dublin

ASOS (clothing website) stands for "As seen on screen",

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By *ymbuddy48Man
24 weeks ago

newbridge

The tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body......mmmmmmmm must test that

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

You can't lick your own elbows

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By *reenfrogoMan
24 weeks ago

nearby

"You can't lick your own elbows "

You should meet up with gymbuddy and see is it strong enough to lick his elbow

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By *rusader1 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Dublin

Light travels faster then sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!

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By *og-ManMan
24 weeks ago

somewhere

"Light travels faster then sound.

This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak! "

Brilliant

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
24 weeks ago

South Down

Chainsaws were originally invented for childbirth

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By *eestar10Man
24 weeks ago

cavan

"Chainsaws were originally invented for childbirth "

Aww here??

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By *rusader1 OP Man
24 weeks ago

Dublin

Boobs prove that men can focus on two things at once!

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By *iking4HireMan
24 weeks ago

monaghan

The first video ever uploaded to Youtube had to be taken down in 2016 for violating their Terms of Service.

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By *ubguy777Man
24 weeks ago

a shrimp's heart is in its head.

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By *reenfrogoMan
24 weeks ago

nearby

A mans brain is not in his head…

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By *ubguy777Man
24 weeks ago

Giraffes are 30 times more likely to get hit by lightning than people.

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By *exesrangerMan
24 weeks ago

dingle killarney tralee

Fact checking is highly overrated, apparently

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By *amsevenMan
24 weeks ago

cork

9 out of 10 cats prefer wispas

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By *om TangoMan
24 weeks ago

aughnacloy monaghan area

Baby’s won’t drown if dropped into a bath of water. Or so my father said??

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By *educing_EmCouple
24 weeks ago

Tipperary

Babies are born with a hole in their skull so their heads can fit through the birth canal

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
24 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"9 out of 10 cats prefer wispas "

But those 9 will still whack the Wispa off the shelf it's on.. and then eat it, through the wrapper.

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By *lice..wonderlandWoman
24 weeks ago

Dublin

in the late 19th century, doctors would often treat female patients' hysteria symptoms by manually stimulating their genitalia.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

"9 out of 10 cats prefer wispas "

Ahahaha. Nailed it.

When you combine skank & c.unt you get “Skunt.”

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By *lice..wonderlandWoman
24 weeks ago

Dublin

An octopus has three hearts

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By *exesrangerMan
24 weeks ago

dingle killarney tralee

"An octopus has three hearts "

And yet still a spineless prick

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy

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By *reenfrogoMan
24 weeks ago

nearby

"6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy"

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"in the late 19th century, doctors would often treat female patients' hysteria symptoms by manually stimulating their genitalia.

I'm a 19th century doctor

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By *igmac135Man
24 weeks ago

Craigavon

Thought of that is enough !!

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By *rRiosMan
24 weeks ago

dublin

"An octopus has three hearts

And yet still a spineless prick"

Some beak on him though…

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By *ollypop9Woman
24 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

"in the late 19th century, doctors would often treat female patients' hysteria symptoms by manually stimulating their genitalia.

I'm a 19th century doctor "

I'm hysterical

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By *uddlyBear1972Man
24 weeks ago

Just inside the Pale

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions

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By *ount zeroMan
24 weeks ago

Barnsley

"in the late 19th century, doctors would often treat female patients' hysteria symptoms by manually stimulating their genitalia.

I'm a 19th century doctor

I'm hysterical

Those 19th century doctors were gas 'you have ghosts in your blood , you should do cocaine about it'

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
24 weeks ago

Limerick

"The tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body......mmmmmmmm must test that

Lol really

Amy

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
24 weeks ago

Limerick

The vagina has five pleasure zones. The fun is finding them.

Amy

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

About 20% of your brain is water.

So if your nose is running, your brain is leaking

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By *ubguy777Man
24 weeks ago

Sex counts as a workout, during 30 minutes of active sex, you burn about 200 calories, plus the added advantage of an orgasm, which are good for your health, they can lower a woman’s risk of heart disease, stroke and even depression.

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By *ountryLad321Man
24 weeks ago

Dublin

"Chainsaws were originally invented for childbirth "

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By *ountryLad321Man
24 weeks ago

Dublin

"Sex counts as a workout, during 30 minutes of active sex, you burn about 200 calories, plus the added advantage of an orgasm, which are good for your health, they can lower a woman’s risk of heart disease, stroke and even depression.

On that note I will be opening my new PT business on Fab. First session is on the house haha

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

My sports watch once tracked a hot steamy session as a swim , it was very wet

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
24 weeks ago

Midlands

Don’t buy Polo Condoms- there the ones with the hole in the middle

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By *ot so needyMan
24 weeks ago

Galway

The fear of long words is

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

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By *exyScientistsCouple
24 weeks ago

Castlebar

Masturbation improves your IQ

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By *rusader1 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Dublin

Men with huge penises are 87.29863% more likely to come up with stupid statistics!

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By *rusader1 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Dublin

Bikini - an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed.

Fact - men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isnt.

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By *ethmeonfireMan
23 weeks ago

Dublin

Poolbeg Power Station towers in Dublin are neither the same height nor the same girth

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By *ot so needyMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

"Masturbation improves your IQ"

It is frowned upon by most companies if you have a wank while doing an IQ test.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

I'm from louth and have a 14 inch penis

OK, that's not true, I'm from Meath

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By *rusader1 OP Man
23 weeks ago

Dublin

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
23 weeks ago

kinda dublin

Of all the celestial bodies in the heavens, there's not one body as heavenly as yours x

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Here's another one: The longest recorded ejaculation distance is over 18 feet, achieved by Horst Schultz, setting a world record!

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Male seahorses are the only male species that can get pregnant and give birth

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

In hot weather your balls hang lower than normal ..,

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By *ogday2181Man
23 weeks ago

Dublin

I'm having prawns for dinner tonight

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By *reatwineMan
23 weeks ago

sligo

High heels were first invented for men to stop their shoes falling out of stirrups

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By *ackandsashaCouple
23 weeks ago

West Dublin

The word gullible is not in any dictionary.

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By *indenMan
23 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Giraffes can lick their own ears….

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"9 out of 10 cats prefer wispas "

Thought that was vespas

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By *ot so needyMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

Tounge prints are unique to every person just like finger prints

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

Minions merchandise made more money than the minion films

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By *ot so needyMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

"Tounge prints are unique to every person just like finger prints "

Tongue ffs

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By *chochamberWoman
23 weeks ago

Limerick

Sounds nice

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By *igmac135Man
23 weeks ago

Craigavon

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

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By *amsevenMan
23 weeks ago

cork

Cos they can

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By *igmac135Man
23 weeks ago

Craigavon

Exactly pity we can't lol

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By *ot so needyMan
23 weeks ago

Galway

Wearing high heels can impact the strength of a woman's orgasm.

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By *ubadubdubWoman
23 weeks ago

Hereabouts

"Wearing high heels can impact the strength of a woman's orgasm."

Yeah if my back is broke from wearing them there'll be no orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

You can see space from the great wall of China

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

9 out of every 6 adults can't do fractions

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By *ffloadMan
23 weeks ago

Dublin

Oral sex was illegal in Canada until they changed the laws...in '69.

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By (user no longer on site)
23 weeks ago

"Oral sex was illegal in Canada until they changed the laws...in '69."

That law really blows

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By *rRiosMan
23 weeks ago

dublin

"Oral sex was illegal in Canada until they changed the laws...in '69.

That law really blows"

I know right? It sucks

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
23 weeks ago

Midlands

If one ball is bigger than the other, it throws your balance and walking straight patterns off

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By *rusader1 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Dublin

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone!

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By (user no longer on site)
22 weeks ago

A platypus lays eggs and also produces milk. Making it the only animal that can make its own custard. Fascinating.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
22 weeks ago

kinda dublin

Women in red, love to give head

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By *arry and AnnCouple
22 weeks ago

Louth

Pigs orgasm for 30-90 minutes.

Who tf found that out

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By *rusader1 OP Man
22 weeks ago

Dublin

When a man says he'll do anything for a woman, he means fight bad guys and kill dragons, not hoovering and wash dishes!

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By *rusader1 OP Man
21 weeks ago

Dublin

I came first in a recent porn audition.

Turns out you're not supposed to!

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By *eralt80Man
21 weeks ago

cork

A popular messaging app recently updated and now the in app notifications are in green. This is because green notifications don’t cause anxiety like red notifications do

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
21 weeks ago

Cork

Two aircraft carriers in WW2 were coal powered.

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By *rusader1 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin

There really is no need for Doctors or Nurses anymore.

Cure any illness by getting 1000 "likes" on Facebook!

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By *c777Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin

The first president of Zimbabwe was called President Banana

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
3 weeks ago

The West

Did you know if a cat has three colours in their coat, they're a female!

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By *oo32Man
3 weeks ago

tipperary

The guy that wrote the start to the us constitution died after sticking a whale bone in his dick to clear an infection

The painter leclerc was called "the teapot" by ladies that worked in brothels because of his massive cock

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By *omastMan
3 weeks ago

Dublin

The average adult makes around 35,000 decisions each day. From mundane choices like what to eat for breakfast to life-altering decisions like who to fuck 😁

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By *rusader1 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's.

She changes it more often!

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By *0kc00Man
3 weeks ago

cork

Man who walks sideways through airport doors is going to Bangkok

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
3 weeks ago

kinda dublin

It makes no difference if you leave the shiney vs dull side of the tin foil on the outside. It's just a feature from how it's manufactured.

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By *adger BrocMan
3 weeks ago

Co. Cork

A homozygotic tobiano positive stallion will always breed offspring of two colours irrespective of the coat colour of the mare.

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By *asuallyChilledMan
3 weeks ago

Drogheda

The movement of food and drinks from the stomach to intestines in based on calorific value. As only 20% of alcohol is absorbed in the stomach and the rest is the small intestine. So, if you want to avoid getting d*unk fast, use a sugar free mixer and the lack of calories will slow the alcohol getting to the small intestine.

And, having a big meal gets you d*unk faster.

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

ferrybank

The oldest living bat recorded is a siberian brandits bat of 41 years of age.

Living 10 times longer than the average mammal of its size.

The exceptional longevity of bats generally, and this species in particular, should make bats of special interest for researchers studying mechanisms of slow aging.

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By *rusader1 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin

Apparently Wi-Fi laptops can damage your sperm.

In my experience, not as much as sperm can damage your Wi-Fi laptop!

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By *irgin1325Woman
3 weeks ago

Smileyberg 111

30% of men would sleep with an extremely ugly woman if they received at least the equivalent of 100€ in return.

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By *irgin1325Woman
3 weeks ago

Smileyberg 111

Bad sex is better than none at all, that's what 40% of men think

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By *oo32Man
3 weeks ago

tipperary

Mary shelly kept her husbands heart in a drawer in her desk

Butterflies are attracted to blood and sweat

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By *irgin1325Woman
3 weeks ago

Smileyberg 111

Sperm has a soothing effect on the skin. The proteins in male semen cause the skin to tighten. This way, wrinkles can be eliminated. Isn't this a great anti-aging treatment? 😂😂😂

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By *4guy1Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin

There are 3 types of people in this world.

Those who can count and those who can’t…..

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
3 weeks ago

Norwich

"Sperm has a soothing effect on the skin. The proteins in male semen cause the skin to tighten. This way, wrinkles can be eliminated. Isn't this a great anti-aging treatment? 😂😂😂"

I am happy to donate this important medication free of charge.

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By *rusader1 OP Man
3 weeks ago

Dublin

Diarrhea is inherited.

It runs in your jeans!

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By *lowloadandgocoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

ferrybank

A pint of Moretti looking at the sea on a sunny friday if the best thing ever.

Fact

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By *rusader1 OP Man
2 weeks ago

Dublin

Man Flu - The Facts...

1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth. This is an irrefutable scientific fact*

*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men)

2. Man-Flu is not "just a cold". It's a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in a rainforest, and probably loads of monkeys too.

3. Women do not contract Man-Flu. At worst they suffer from what is medically recognized as a "Mild Girly Sniffle".

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