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"Ahaha. Brilliant. Once had a meet years ago and got stopped by customs etc to dip/check for green diesel. The lady officer asked me when I was coming from I said met a lady for a game of cards. Then she looked through window at back seat where a pair of tan stockings were gifted to me lol , lube and kitchen roll was in the back- she smiled- I commented “it’s nothing you weren’t at, at my age either “ she took a fit of laughing and waved me on. " , you could've had worse in the back to be fair | |||
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"I was working in a hotel for the weekend as a handyman when reception got a call from a couple complaining that they couldn't open their safe...... " Stop it | |||
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"Staying in a triple room in a hotel for an event last year. Mostly I'd stay for one night, so we never thought of the cleaner coming in the next day. After the three of us had some fun, I brought a vibrator and one of those big suction dildos into the bathroom to clean them and left them beside the sink afterwards. My room mate actually stuck the dildo to a card from the hotel saying " a genuine display of Irish hospitality ", a photo which went into the group chat of course. I ended up being a dirty stop out and returning the next morning whilst my two roomates were gone for breakfast. Of course there was a young cleaning lady in the bathroom. Well the laughs and giggles out of her. I just shouted " I suppose you've seen worse " , got changed quickly and made my exit again." It gives them a funny story to tell if nothing else | |||
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"We weren't married at the time,but had been together for a good few years.. Anyway I was moving a couch with my now father-in-law, and as we tilted the couch to get it through the door-way, a Big Red Dildo fell out from behind the cushions.. I was alone with him..... Both of us at either end of the couch....wedged in the doorway ... Complete silence..with the dildo rolling across the floor... You ever had that moment when your brain is screaming kill me now please, then you know how I felt. " Wait, was it his wife's dildo or your wife's? | |||
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"Flying to Liverpool last month. Bag packed full of toys for a content shoot and of course I was pulled for a bag check. Lad searching had a huge grin checking through. Checking bags next week now to avoid that again " Id be more embarrassed about the other people looking than the security fella | |||
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"We weren't married at the time,but had been together for a good few years.. Anyway I was moving a couch with my now father-in-law, and as we tilted the couch to get it through the door-way, a Big Red Dildo fell out from behind the cushions.. I was alone with him..... Both of us at either end of the couch....wedged in the doorway ... Complete silence..with the dildo rolling across the floor... You ever had that moment when your brain is screaming kill me now please, then you know how I felt. Wait, was it his wife's dildo or your wife's?" Or to put it another way .. His daughter's dildo omg.... Still makes me cringe.. when I told my Mrs about it, she just started shaking her head saying no no no no I don't want to hear it... Mega awkward | |||
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"We weren't married at the time,but had been together for a good few years.. Anyway I was moving a couch with my now father-in-law, and as we tilted the couch to get it through the door-way, a Big Red Dildo fell out from behind the cushions.. I was alone with him..... Both of us at either end of the couch....wedged in the doorway ... Complete silence..with the dildo rolling across the floor... You ever had that moment when your brain is screaming kill me now please, then you know how I felt. Wait, was it his wife's dildo or your wife's? Or to put it another way .. His daughter's dildo omg.... Still makes me cringe.. when I told my Mrs about it, she just started shaking her head saying no no no no I don't want to hear it... Mega awkward " Oh dear God | |||
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"I posted this the other day in the lounge but I hardly ever see any of you in there so I'm posting here too. We were in England over the weekend. Got to the hotel and started taking things out of the bags, putting passports and whatnot in the safe. P produces a dildo that I didn't know he had brought and threw it into the safe. Fast forward to Sunday morning, getting ready to leave and the safe won't open Reception sent a man up to sort it,he unlocks it,swings it open and Just stands there frozen staring straight at the dildo! I had short moment of embarrassment followed by me sitting on the edge of the bed trying not to start laughing at the panic on the man's face You lot surely have similar stories, I'd love to hear them Em x" Well I suppose you are supposed to ram a dildo into a tight box | |||
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