FabSwingers.com forum: Profile Turn offs

By *avon1981 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Letterkenny

So I'm curious what everyones profile turn offs are?

Not having a face pic?

Having a face pic?

Cock / pussy on show?

No body pic?

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By *s LollyWoman
5 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Bareback fucking

Cum shots

Dick pics especially one's over toilets

or the use of a sky remote or Lynx can

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 weeks ago

Castlebar

Definitely some picture - not dick pic, like yours...dressed is good, especiallydressed nicely. Other than that I don't mind. Some body pics are good but not essential, face pics not essential for us. I think people will ask for what they want.

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By *eralt80Man
5 weeks ago

cork

There’s more than photos that would turn me off a profile like a badly written or no attempt at writing one.

In regard to photos anything overly explicit would do it.

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By *iscuits8Man
5 weeks ago

Meath/Dublin/Birmingham

Massive lengthy profile text. Like the really long ones. I didn't click your page to read a novel!

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By *avon1981 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Letterkenny

"Definitely some picture - not dick pic, like yours...dressed is good, especiallydressed nicely. Other than that I don't mind. Some body pics are good but not essential, face pics not essential for us. I think people will ask for what they want."

Awh shucks you'll have me blushin lol

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By *aseylee324Couple
5 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

How long have you got?

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By *electableicecreamMan
5 weeks ago

The West

Gyno shots

Wall of text

Long lists of don'ts and won'ts

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By *avon1981 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Letterkenny

"How long have you got?"

Oh now I'm interested lol x

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By *ethmeonfireMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

You guys are really unique on fab. That criteria is very rare to find

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By *ealitybitesMan
5 weeks ago

Belfast

I couldn't possibly say

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
5 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

"r" instead of "our" or "are"

"Ur" instead of "you're"

"youse" instead of you

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By *ethmeonfireMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

Also the profile might be great, but then comes the Hows You?

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By *og-ManMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere

Pictures obviously taken without the person in the picture knowing its being taken

Gaping arse pic of either sex

Sydney University on bio

Long bio

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By *eftariiMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

Recycling photos is usually a turn off. But then again it isn't my profile, what ever floats. I dont mind long profiles- I enjoy reading!

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By *ildmovementMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

A list of fuck off’s and don’t contact me unless your 22 inch’s long and 5 inch’s wide. As well as the rest of the essay of don’t like send a face pic even though they don’t have any profile pics at all. Profile's like this cut out 99.999 % of people and even if I was in the .001% of who was able to contact them I wouldn’t. Their attitude would be the biggest turn off.

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By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
5 weeks ago

Athlone

Bum hole pics.

Cum 'splattered all over/oozing out of' pics.

Ladies face pics where their privacy is clearly not being respected.

Dick pics with their jocks just dropped to the ground. Leave a little to the imagination, less is more!

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By *rprotonMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

""r" instead of "our" or "are"

"Ur" instead of "you're"

"youse" instead of you

Ah come on now, the first two are abbreviations developed back in they mid 90ies by people chatting on IRC.

The third one, ok, yeah, I agree...

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By *ewcouple200Couple
5 weeks ago

dublin

The Dick measurement pics are a huge turn off.

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By *avon1981 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Letterkenny

"The Dick measurement pics are a huge turn off."

Didnt even know those were a thing lol

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By *exyScientistsCouple
5 weeks ago

Castlebar

"Bum hole pics.

Cum 'splattered all over/oozing out of' pics.

Ladies face pics where their privacy is clearly not being respected.

Dick pics with their jocks just dropped to the ground. Leave a little to the imagination, less is more!

Definately hate the explicit pics

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
5 weeks ago

kinkytown

Any kind of negativity or whinging. Any mention of narcotics. Any sense of entitlement. Boring pictures or ones that have fab for such or such.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
5 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

A close-close-close up of the tip...

Undergarments halfway down the thighs or around the ankles. And/or socks still on.

Really old photos.

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By *avon1981 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Letterkenny

"Any kind of negativity or whinging. Any mention of narcotics. Any sense of entitlement. Boring pictures or ones that have fab for such or such. "

Totally agree with you on all those. Don't mind if people wanna do drugs and stuff but no need to publicise it lol

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By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
5 weeks ago

Athlone

"Bum hole pics.

Cum 'splattered all over/oozing out of' pics.

Ladies face pics where their privacy is clearly not being respected.

Dick pics with their jocks just dropped to the ground. Leave a little to the imagination, less is more!

Definately hate the explicit pics"

Turn me right off!

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By *avon1981 OP Man
5 weeks ago

Letterkenny

"A close-close-close up of the tip...

Undergarments halfway down the thighs or around the ankles. And/or socks still on.

Really old photos."

lol the socks on lol Jesus why like? lol

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By *itlbeeCouple
5 weeks ago

Ireland

We definitely do some of the things posters on here have mentioned.

-long

-list of things we like and don't like.

But we get complimented on our profile all the time, so it works for the type of people we're looking for!

For me, I don't need a lot of play pics. We don't post any and rarely take pictures with others

We often don't respond to people with no bio, or zero pictures of the man. It's hard enough to give interest through a profile and a few pictures. So I want plenty to work with so I have an idea if we want to meet or not.

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
5 weeks ago

Ennis

Anything too explicit.. those belong in friends only and even there they shouldn't be super close-up

Toilet pics

Socks but no other clothes

Profiles that show contradicting info between details, bio and pics

Those are the things at the top of my head. Definitely, more though that would turn us off a profile

Mrs

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By *electableicecreamMan
5 weeks ago

The West

"Gyno shots

Wall of text

Long lists of don'ts and won'ts"

I feel like I should clarify this a bit.

Wall of text. No punctuation or paragraphs is a chore to read.

Long lists of don'ts and won'ts with no positivity to balance it.

I'll add the implication that pubes are dirty when people describe being shaved as 'clean and expect same'.

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By *astelloWoman
5 weeks ago

Tír na nÓg

Nothing but genitalia shots.

Will fill in later

Sydney Uni blah

No profile pic

Dirty toilet pics

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
5 weeks ago

Tip Hackballscross..Monaghan..

""r" instead of "our" or "are"

"Ur" instead of "you're"

"youse" instead of you

Guilty on all three offences

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By *livia200Woman
5 weeks ago

Trim

Bad grammar and spelling

Long list of don'ts

Too many verifications

Wall of text

Blank profile

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By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
5 weeks ago

Athlone

Single profiles where there is no mention of a wife/husband/partner etc much less here with his/her permission but then come on the forums looking for advise on where to take him/her for a romantic break etc. Gives me all the icks.

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By *og-ManMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere

Just in connection with the spelling and grammar mistakes on profiles

It can be very hard for someone that's dyslexic to get everything correct in their bio and in their posts on the forums

Then other's just find it difficult to get it right but can hold a conversation

So it's embarrassing to admit it

I've admitted it often enough and don't mind so be kind please to those who suffer in silence

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By *eftariiMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

"Bad grammar and spelling

Long list of don'ts

Too many verifications

Wall of text

Blank profile"

‘Too many verifications’ - interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Please put "who cares less" in subject , and I still won't reply if you do read the short story !!!

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By *antra MassageMan
5 weeks ago

Old bog road

Pics in untidy rooms

Pics with USA electric sockets

Pics in toilets

Pics in works canteen toilet

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By *s 2 xCouple
5 weeks ago

Wicklow, London, Manchester

Rude profiles

We won’t meet any bi-curious men… (just because a guy is bi-curious doesn’t mean they will jump on every man they meet

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Profiles with no pics saying don’t message unless you send a face pic…

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
5 weeks ago

South Down, Northern Ireland

A bio that reads like the author is unhinged.

Overtly graphic blow-by-blow verifications, received or given

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By *inkywife1981Couple
5 weeks ago

A town near you

420 friendly or any reference to drugs.

Maybe we're old fashioned.

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By *ewcorkcpl23Couple
5 weeks ago

Cork

The profiles which instantly turn us off are ones that have "good looking couple who are looking for a similar good looking couple" as that says to us (rightly or wrongly) the couple are shallow will have nothing in common with us. The profiles with mostly male or cocks in its profile pics as that says to us more than likely a fake profile run by a single man. The profiles here long term that simple say "will fill in later". That's our turn offs.

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By *ulu00Woman
5 weeks ago

Donegal

"Bum hole pics.

Cum 'splattered all over/oozing out of' pics.

Ladies face pics where their privacy is clearly not being respected.

Dick pics with their jocks just dropped to the ground. Leave a little to the imagination, less is more!

This! No respect for the women on show and jocks littered with skid marks

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By *entlemanjack2Man
5 weeks ago

Midlands

List of negatives, restrictive terms and conditions. Poor attitude, Poor quality pics.

Other than that, I couldn’t give a hoot. It’s a swing site.

Hair pulling, red arse, oral, anal, doggy style, heavy breathing, hard fucking, lingerie, suspenders & stockings - naaaaa just described my profile pic- LOVE IT!!

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By *indenMan
5 weeks ago

naas which is South West of Dublin

Any mention of the word “tall”…..

Heightism at its worst….

Proving it as discrimination would probably be a tall order…..

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By *ythenMan
5 weeks ago

North County Dublin

"Any mention of the word “tall”…..

Heightism at its worst….

Proving it as discrimination would probably be a tall order…..

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By *chochamberWoman
5 weeks ago

LIMERICK

Too many dick pics,

Not enough pics, empty bio.

Violent images.

Disrespectful content.

Really old pics.

Nothing fresh.

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By *OCONO5Couple
5 weeks ago

Sensual Center

Smokers ...

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By *alroc80Man
5 weeks ago

downtown

"We definitely do some of the things posters on here have mentioned.

-long

-list of things we like and don't like.

But we get complimented on our profile all the time, so it works for the type of people we're looking for!

For me, I don't need a lot of play pics. We don't post any and rarely take pictures with others

100% agree with you. Long profile is a turn on for me. Gives me a good idea of who you are and what your like. I also believe, if your not willing to put some effort into your profile, chances are you won't put much effort into getting to know me and in our meets. Quality trumps quantity.

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By *aseylee324Couple
5 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Profile presenting as a single male messaging and telling you they're a couple.

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By *aseylee324Couple
5 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Daily "look at me" status updates. Or worse, catty swipes at other fabbers.

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By *aseylee324Couple
5 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Random close-ups of unidentifiable body parts - makes me think I'm dealing with Frankenstein's monster.

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By *eralt80Man
5 weeks ago

cork

Whats all this negativity towards socks? It’s a proven scientific fact that socks on gives extra traction. Shur don’t we love it when women leave on their stockings

#sockequalityforall

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By *aseylee324Couple
5 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"Whats all this negativity towards socks? It’s a proven scientific fact that socks on gives extra traction. Shur don’t we love it when women leave on their stockings

#sockequalityforall"

Quiet you or I'll send a pic of my fluffy Penneys ones on Lee

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By *eralt80Man
5 weeks ago

cork

"Whats all this negativity towards socks? It’s a proven scientific fact that socks on gives extra traction. Shur don’t we love it when women leave on their stockings

#sockequalityforall

Quiet you or I'll send a pic of my fluffy Penneys ones on Lee"

Be still my beating heart

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By *ofusplusCouple
5 weeks ago

Limerick

Snickers pants.... eeuugh

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By *voidingboredomMan
5 weeks ago

around

I'm pretty easy going but negativity is annoying on a profile. "Fab is terrible, can't meet anyone, everyone's terrible"

Bitchiness or snide comments about other types of fabbers

200 photos of the same thing. Bitta variety is good.

Also I'd prefer no photos to blurry bad quality ones. Phones have great cameras these days. Blurry, poor quality photos make me suspicious they've been screenshotted and the quality reduced. I don't mind someone with no pics for discretion by comparison

I also have no issue with very long profiles or lists of do's, don'ts, wills, won'ts, must haves and shouldn't haves. Saves time, specific is grand, I'm not for everyone so handy not to waste others' time about it with my equal opportunities messaging

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
5 weeks ago

Northside

Cum oozing out of a pussy,"fab for friend request acceptance" on pics and the one that gives me the ick...she's on all fours butt naked ( which I love to see) but the soles of her feet are filthy!! I couldn't count the number of times I've seen those!!

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By *og-ManMan
5 weeks ago

somewhere

"Cum oozing out of a pussy,"fab for friend request acceptance" on pics and the one that gives me the ick...she's on all fours butt naked ( which I love to see) but the soles of her feet are filthy!! I couldn't count the number of times I've seen those!!"

I've never noticed dirty feet and now I reckon thats all I'll see

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
5 weeks ago

Northside

I've never noticed dirty feet and now I reckon thats all I'll see

I notice because I'm not a feet fan... disgusting things

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By *eeking_sensuality77Woman
5 weeks ago

Athlone

Filthy dirty fingers nails as they're holding or playing with certain parts of their anatomy.

Revolting!

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By *idubccMan
5 weeks ago

City center

Turn offs:

Pics of unprotected sex of any kind - well, not my thing

No pics or single dick pic, or just dick/tit pics. No full body pics, doesn't need to be naked, but pretty sure you're not just a pair of tits or a cock.

Straight men with verification from other men. ( you're straight but had sex with other men ?!)

Toilet pictures - Are you asking for help, what are you saying? Are you saying you're big enough to use a toilet?!

Pictures with sperm, again unprotected sex, not my thing.

Pics where it's not clear that the person knows is being photographed

Couples with hot straight men - well... it sucks that the guy is straight

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By *osie2023Woman
5 weeks ago

Tallaght

I love long profiles (have one myself) - it saves time to know if you’re on the same page.

I don’t like dick pics but if it’s part of a full body pic then it’s not as bad. Dick pics as profile pics are a turn off.

I don’t like seeing bareback sex pics either.

And a load of negativity giving out about women on fab doesn’t help either

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By *oe Cool xxxMan
5 weeks ago

South Dublin

"Snickers pants.... eeuugh

You’re Deffo outnumbered by the amount of woman that love Snickers pants

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By *ung guyMan
5 weeks ago

kildare

The biggest let down on a hot couples profile is the words “not looking for single guys”. Where’s the couples looking for single guy?

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
5 weeks ago

Limerick

Bareback pics...it's a block straight off for both male and female accounts.

Dirty toilet dick pics with mad over grown bushes, just gross!!

Been here before, know the score...

Obviously, blank profiles, drug references in status updates and the whingy ones too...they seem to have become more common

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By *eestar10Man
5 weeks ago

cavan

Bareback pics

Bad lingerie lol

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By *issMollyXXXWoman
5 weeks ago

Limerick

"Bareback pics

Bad lingerie lol

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Is there such a thing as bad lingerie or is it a matter of taste?

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By *eestar10Man
5 weeks ago

cavan

"Bareback pics

Bad lingerie lol

Is there such a thing as bad lingerie or is it a matter of taste?

There is bad lingerie lol

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By *eestar10Man
5 weeks ago

cavan

"Bareback pics

Bad lingerie lol

Is there such a thing as bad lingerie or is it a matter of taste?

I should say that that certain lingerie suits certain people

That make sense ?

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By *chochamberWoman
5 weeks ago

LIMERICK

"Bareback pics

Bad lingerie lol

Is there such a thing as bad lingerie or is it a matter of taste?

I should say that that certain lingerie suits certain people

That make sense ?"

Do you need a bigger shovel?

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By *eestar10Man
5 weeks ago

cavan

"Bareback pics

Bad lingerie lol

Is there such a thing as bad lingerie or is it a matter of taste?

I should say that that certain lingerie suits certain people

That make sense ?

Do you need a bigger shovel? "

Think u got few fabs there missy

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By *chochamberWoman
5 weeks ago

LIMERICK

"Bareback pics

Bad lingerie lol

Is there such a thing as bad lingerie or is it a matter of taste?

I should say that that certain lingerie suits certain people

That make sense ?

Do you need a bigger shovel?

Think u got few fabs there missy "

I ll repay the compliment xx

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By *eijaWoman
5 weeks ago

City Centre

Oh where to start

No profile pic or bio/huge lack of effort

A million dick pics

Bareback pics

Couples looking for 'Unicorns'

Couples with only the pic of the female

Any profile mentioning drugs

Negative profiles

Snicker pics (yes not a fan)

Pics which have a lot of clutter (messy rooms)

Deodorant bottles/sky remotes

Guys that mention the size of their dick/heavy cummers etc

Profiles that mention if you have read my profile put the word xxx in your message

Syndey University...

B x

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By *ofusplusCouple
5 weeks ago

Limerick

"The biggest let down on a hot couples profile is the words “not looking for single guys”. Where’s the couples looking for single guy? "

That automated note appears when people block single guys from messaging, it doesn't mean that they are not looking for them. Those who are sick of the incessant 'hi', 'how r u', 'wanna meet now' and cock pic messages have set up the filter and do their own searching for guys.

It's annoying that the note appears, when often it's simply not the case

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By *eardedvikingMan
5 weeks ago

limerick

Honestly some of the "requirements" can be a bit of a red flag.

People shopping for body parts especially

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

I saw someone once who mentioned you can put that Sydney disclaimer all you want it's not legally enforceable not sure if that's true just what I heard

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By *chochamberWoman
5 weeks ago

LIMERICK

Sydney disclaimer is a waste of time. We all agree to the T&Cs when we sign up. Read em.

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By *chochamberWoman
5 weeks ago

LIMERICK

Usually Users give consent through the T&Cs acceptance for the platform/site owners to have full usage rights over the content the users upload.

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By *adhatter and coCouple
5 weeks ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

"Any mention of the word “tall”…..

Heightism at its worst….

Proving it as discrimination would probably be a tall order…..

slinks off quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Cum photos, gyne photos, 1970s bush photos, really spotty arses and very red arse cracks- wash yourselves! Filthy feet-vom! Picks in toilets and messy room with beds with no bed linen and mess everywhere. Dick pics where the pants are still around the ankles lol.

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
5 weeks ago

dublin

Some of ours but they aren’t all hard limits….

-Too much stuff in the background of pics, distracts us

-No male pics on couple profile or a really really small ratio or no recent ones (us ladies need some visuals to get us excited too)

-Request of face pic in first message

-Smokers (just not our cup of tea). Especially those who still message and when we politely say no get annoyed

-Drugs

-Bareback on single profiles or not your partner on cpl

-Pics of other people. Some people put their username on the pic which is a bit better

We are neuro-spicy so misspellings and random wrong words in sentences happens a bit with us. Because of this we do have a bit of patience for others but we don’t like lots/full sentences in shorthand…tbh it takes too much of my brain power to deceiver them lol

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By *ealcoupleCouple
5 weeks ago

"Some of ours but they aren’t all hard limits….

-Too much stuff in the background of pics, distracts us

-No male pics on couple profile or a really really small ratio or no recent ones (us ladies need some visuals to get us excited too)

-Request of face pic in first message

-Smokers (just not our cup of tea). Especially those who still message and when we politely say no get annoyed

-Drugs

-Bareback on single profiles or not your partner on cpl

-Pics of other people. Some people put their username on the pic which is a bit better

Pretty much same list here.

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By *inkywife1981Couple
5 weeks ago

A town near you

Some profiles have a bitchy kind of rant that screams drama, definitely a huge red flag.

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By *aughtyLittleMinx4uWoman
5 weeks ago

Girls who state no cock pics on their profile and they have one pic of their pussy on profile. Also guys who post cock pics beside can of or sky remote. Guys with one photo of their waste, clothes on. how is a trousers pic gona grab attention. I’d prefer a dick pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Single profiles full of photos of the opposite sex - like a cock on a single guy profile but an entire naked women - huge turn off.

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By *offee79Man
5 weeks ago

Enniscrone

"I know what I want."

Good for you, but please do share, or is this just foreshadowing how difficult the conversation is going to be when we meet up.

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By *ornywife20Couple
5 weeks ago

North Cork

"The biggest let down on a hot couples profile is the words “not looking for single guys”. Where’s the couples looking for single guy? "

We were flooded with messages from single guys when we first set up our profile. So we just had to block them messaging. We do chat to single guys at events and we message them so they can message us back if they want to .

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By *lderPleaseWoman
5 weeks ago

Walmersley

Pictures of loads of toys laid out in a bed. Yuk. So unsexy.

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By *unnerbenMan
5 weeks ago

Dublin

Couples who say they want “face pic in message or no reply” and also state that they will not send face pics .

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By *ig swingerMan
5 weeks ago

dublin

Definitely the essay style profile with terms and conditions.

Pity there isn’t a filter for them. Would save a lot of time.

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By *ittlekinks38Woman
4 weeks ago

outside belfast x

Cock pics if especially need to see a doctor...if we wanna see a cock pic I'll ask thanks instant turn off...even pics of your cock hanging out of other women instant turn off...

I like pics that leave something to the imagination and face pics..

Poor personal hygiene..

Super hairy private areas is a turn off maybe just for me! Sure don't want to be choking on pubic hairs thanks but no thanks ...

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By *chochamberWoman
4 weeks ago

LIMERICK

I think pubes are back, I was go ogling le boudoir club yesterday and all the advertising showed full pubes.

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By *runchMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

Where to begin...

The most recent one is the inability to drive; I'm not your taxi love. Think of it as a life skill.

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By *ozzlesMan
4 weeks ago

galway

"I think pubes are back, I was go ogling le boudoir club yesterday and all the advertising showed full pubes. "

Finally I'm back in fashion

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By *eroLondonMan
4 weeks ago

Mayfair

Profiles that project hyperbole in their text with evidence of double standards: they insist on people being articulate and able to hold a conversation and yet, when they send the first message, they can only manage monosyllabic responses or juvenile 'text speak'.

This is based on my experiences on a number of occasions.

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By *enmuserWoman
4 weeks ago

Dublin

Text speak is a massive ick for me. The "wat", "Ur" and "luv" lads of the world. Never getting a reply from me with messages like that.

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By *hiskeyloverMan
4 weeks ago

Newtownards

“Will fill in later”

Nope. You wont

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By *ACOLCouple
4 weeks ago

limerick

Over explicit pictures, bareback, when the pic shows poor hygiene.

I have seen profiles where they are holding their dick but their nails show that they have been digging in the garden.

Lina.

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By *runchMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

"Over explicit pictures, bareback, when the pic shows poor hygiene.

I have seen profiles where they are holding their dick but their nails show that they have been digging in the garden.

Lina."

On a related note, women who should probably be using Clearasil on their bum, not showcasing a spotty arse. Gross!

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By *llie_xWoman
4 weeks ago

Town

What a handy filter this thread is…

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By *eys00Man
4 weeks ago

have boots will travel

"What a handy filter this thread is…

Keeping notes and fixing all the red flags in my profile

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By *llie_xWoman
4 weeks ago

Town

"What a handy filter this thread is…

Keeping notes and fixing all the red flags in my profile

Or avoiding the red flags who are outing themselves

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By *runchMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

"What a handy filter this thread is…

No shortage of cognitive dissonance either

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By *enmuserWoman
4 weeks ago

Dublin

"Or avoiding the red flags who are outing themselves

Precisely...

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By *runchMan
4 weeks ago

Dublin

"Or avoiding the red flags who are outing themselves

Precisely..."

You have a nice, smooth au derriere though

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By *uphoria21.Couple
4 weeks ago

cork city

Is bare back pics really that bad when it's a couple account between them selfs ? And not with other fabbers

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By *uphoria21.Couple
4 weeks ago

cork city

One thing the dreaded blank profile pic just that black cut out staring at you in the inbox ..

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By *affa31Woman
4 weeks ago

Galway

“Here for a good time not a long time”

I won’t bother to waste my time then

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By *atenightMan
4 weeks ago

Drimnagh

Close-up vadge or asshole pics and nothing else-i appreciate thebwider picture, literally. Anything drug related, though that's maybe more status related than profiles, but I've noticed a lot more people basically looking for people to "bring stuff" lately

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By *ddiesayshello2Man
4 weeks ago

dundalk , Monaghan,meath

if your not 10 inches/hung and hot then im not for you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
4 weeks ago

A bio with “ fill this in later “ and nothing but cock pics

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By *ndie and CindyCouple
4 weeks ago

Dublin

Single guys who magically have a friend who can join them or are they actually in a relationship but she’s not on fab or isn’t mentioned in the profile at all and only come up when the realise they can’t charm you into bed

Ella

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