FabSwingers.com forum: Best excuse to get out of a meet

By *sLittleRedRidingHood OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

Email got lost in the post ….

Ohhhh I thought it was tomorrow

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By *ogerdubccMan
31 weeks ago

Temple Bar

Got my balls caught in the zipper heading to the hospital now

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By *j47Man
31 weeks ago

limerick

Me cat died

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By *j47Man
31 weeks ago

limerick

Wha are u again exactly

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By *iscuits8Man
31 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I was hungover and fell asleep on the sofa... that was my favourite one

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

My goldfish died

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By *j47Man
31 weeks ago

limerick

"My goldfish died"

Dud you flush him

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By *exyScientistsCouple
31 weeks ago

Castlebar

I had some someone say they hadn't charged their phone for 18 hours. I mean really? Turned up 2 hours late. I wasn't there obviously

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By *sLittleRedRidingHood OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

"I had some someone say they hadn't charged their phone for 18 hours. I mean really? Turned up 2 hours late. I wasn't there obviously "

Yeah aha … no one goes without their phone nowadays

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Sick child no one’s gonna question it

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I lost my phone

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By *rishhotwifeyCouple
31 weeks ago

dublin

See I don’t have the child excuse, I’m jealous…

Only kinda

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By *ubguy777Man
31 weeks ago

I've never given an excuse to get out of a meet, I don't get enough chances to afford to! LOL

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By *ocksuckingslutMan
31 weeks ago

Rathcoole

I’m sorry but I have to clean my house. No word of a lie

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By *sLittleRedRidingHood OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

"I’m sorry but I have to clean my house. No word of a lie "

We all need our houses cleaned

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"I’m sorry but I have to clean my house. No word of a lie "

I've gotten that one a few times too!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"My goldfish died

Dud you flush him

He got a Viking burial down the loo. That ended with firemen at my place. Or maybe that was a porn I watched.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHood OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

"My goldfish died

Dud you flush him

He got a Viking burial down the loo. That ended with firemen at my place. Or maybe that was a porn I watched.

What’s the porn you watched

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"My goldfish died

Dud you flush him

He got a Viking burial down the loo. That ended with firemen at my place. Or maybe that was a porn I watched.

What’s the porn you watched

Usually gay porn with fireman

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By *electableicecreamMan
31 weeks ago

The West

My cats have seperation anxiety

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
31 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"My cats have seperation anxiety "

Terrible excuse... the person should just bring them on the date.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHood OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

"My goldfish died

Dud you flush him

He got a Viking burial down the loo. That ended with firemen at my place. Or maybe that was a porn I watched.

What’s the porn you watched

Usually gay porn with fireman

Thanks

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By *eestar10Man
31 weeks ago

cavan

I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt

I lied I was watching match of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt

I lied I was watching match of the day"

Writes note on profile. Don't arrange meet on Motd nights.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHood OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

"I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt

I lied I was watching match of the day

Writes note on profile. Don't arrange meet on Motd nights."

That’s like every night though

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By *eestar10Man
31 weeks ago

cavan

"I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt

I lied I was watching match of the day

Writes note on profile. Don't arrange meet on Motd nights."

Ha ha ur ahead of the game lol

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By *sLittleRedRidingHood OP Woman
31 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

"I cancelled one night cause my greyhound won a race and I said I cudnt meet her cause the dog was hurt

I lied I was watching match of the day

Writes note on profile. Don't arrange meet on Motd nights.

Ha ha ur ahead of the game lol"

Notes are very helpful

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By *tand and DeliverMan
31 weeks ago

the wicked west

"I had some someone say they hadn't charged their phone for 18 hours. I mean really? Turned up 2 hours late. I wasn't there obviously "

Depends on if its your fab phone or not - sometimes I forget to charge it or take it with me

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
31 weeks ago

Portstewart

His willy fell off

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By *ot so needyMan
30 weeks ago

Galway

My girlfriend just went into labour

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I got lost on the way

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By *dfabMan
30 weeks ago

Dunboyne

I've just used Veet for the first time and my balls are screaming

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By *eddybear37Man
30 weeks ago

everywhere kildare longford

"I lost my phone "
Jasus once was enough for that adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"I've just used Veet for the first time and my balls are screaming

Hahaha

There's a redit post about that

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By *luralizes_everythingsMan
30 weeks ago

limerick

[Removed by poster at 31/03/24 13:12:12]

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By *luralizes_everythingsMan
30 weeks ago

limerick

"My girlfriend just went into labour"

Oh that's feral

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By *!nksgirlWoman
30 weeks ago

IRELAND

Lmao very good

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By *!nksgirlWoman
30 weeks ago

IRELAND

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By *udding RoseWoman
30 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

I was in a very serious accident, this and that happened to me...... I'm surprised he was able to message me if he was as bad as he was......

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By *ot so needyMan
30 weeks ago

Galway

"I was in a very serious accident, this and that happened to me...... I'm surprised he was able to message me if he was as bad as he was......

You know us men, so considerate.

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

I just got my period

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By *ornywife20Couple
30 weeks ago

North Cork

Know someone who was told they couldn't get someone to look after their baby goats.

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By *ettaManMan
30 weeks ago

Kerry and Dublin

"Sick child no one’s gonna question it "

You have to be careful that you haven't already disclosed that you don't have kids. Otherwise there will be some serious questions and maybe even a call to the gardaí.

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By *s LollyWoman
30 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I just got my period

That's called manstruating

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By *in-n-TonicCouple
30 weeks ago

East mids

We had them just not turn up.

Say they can't find the house.

Sorry forgot I'd had to much to drink.

Ex wife said iv got to have my kids tonight.

Even just blocked us.

Ignored after meet time.

The list is endless, we now only meet with verified people or people we have met at a club.

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By *ladDImpalerMan
30 weeks ago

Dublin

I was so excited that the blood count in my sperm fell off a cliff, and my balls exploded.

I am still looking for the pieces.

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

"I just got my period

That's called manstruating

Brilliant

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By *tslife222Man
30 weeks ago

by the sea louth

"Know someone who was told they couldn't get someone to look after their baby goats. "

They must have been giddy- those goats!

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By *ileen_cdTV/TS
30 weeks ago

Dublin

- I need to visit my dad in hospital. - can't really say anything to that

- My relatives came for a visit. - a bit weaker, don't your relatives respect your privacy?

- I had too much to drink last night. - it's actually fair, if a bit disappointing.

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By *avon1981Man
30 weeks ago

Letterkenny

Well you see one of my kids just got violently sick all over me and I have to look after them and also go have a long shower. I am so sorry.

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By *eralt80Man
30 weeks ago

cork

My mammy said I can’t go out to play

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

I got stopped at a checkpoint on the way and they arrested me for an old warrant

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By *ossie2000Man
30 weeks ago

ask

Family is after coming for a surprise visit…. And me after driving over an hour to visit

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By *udding RoseWoman
30 weeks ago

Somewhere out there

"- I need to visit my dad in hospital. - can't really say anything to that

- My relatives came for a visit. - a bit weaker, don't your relatives respect your privacy?

- I had too much to drink last night. - it's actually fair, if a bit disappointing. "

Some relatives do turn up unexpectedly, no message to say they're turning up! And if you don't want them to know what you're up to.....

There's nothing worse than a hangover and trying to perform......

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By *ethmeonfireMan
30 weeks ago

Dublin

Here is fun one that has been used on me.

“Oh, I have to attend a social that was organised a month ago”

My reply “That’s great, which one is it?”

Her reply “Oh it’s a private one with invite only”

My reply “Ah sure, we will catch up next time”

Turns out, we were attending the same social in Dublin and she ended up red faced. I got a I am sorry kiss in return.

Choose your excuse carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Police checkpoint.Had no tax.Messaging you from the police station.Will probably be here for a few hours.Can we do it another day?.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
30 weeks ago

Naughty Lane

Such a good read

some have great imagination

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By *harming_JasonMan
30 weeks ago

Blancardstown

The dog ate my condom supply ??

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By *s LollyWoman
30 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Ive a true story one about 7 donkeys

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By *avon1981Man
30 weeks ago

Letterkenny

"Ive a true story one about 7 donkeys

Ok tell me over tea

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By *s LollyWoman
30 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Ive a true story one about 7 donkeys

Ok tell me over tea

If im up your direction i sure will

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By *avon1981Man
30 weeks ago

Letterkenny

"Ive a true story one about 7 donkeys

Ok tell me over tea

If im up your direction i sure will

Oh that is definitely a promise I will hold you too

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By *ri382Man
30 weeks ago

cork

The cows after getting out on the road and playing chicken with a lorry!

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By *s LollyWoman
30 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Ive a true story one about 7 donkeys

Ok tell me over tea

If im up your direction i sure will

Oh that is definitely a promise I will hold you too

xx"

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By *avon1981Man
30 weeks ago

Letterkenny

"Ive a true story one about 7 donkeys

Ok tell me over tea

If im up your direction i sure will

Oh that is definitely a promise I will hold you too

Shoot me a message if you'd like xx

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