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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

We're back folks

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

Alas, it is with a heavy heart I announce our first victim

Greatwine has been brutally slain

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"Alas, it is with a heavy heart I announce our first victim

Greatwine has been brutally slain "

Better call Dean and Sam

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"Alas, it is with a heavy heart I announce our first victim

Greatwine has been brutally slain "

...May his fab soul rest in peace...

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By *adger BrocMan
34 weeks ago

Co. Cork

The Undertaker has him embalmed, boxed and ready for interment....

And the band plays the Last Post and Chorus and the pipes play The Flowers Of The Forororrrrrrrest.

Good man Finbarrrrrrr.

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth

Daylight is on the horizon, I’m gonna head home and shower, my shift in the haematology lab in woodyville hospital starts at 7…. Thanks for the lock in lolly

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Sleepy Good Morning to you all

Morning from Prickville Prison

In Woodyville

Did no sleep well.

I upset my Fab Friend last night

I apologise

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

No P.M. messages yet

Dry Dipstick turned the power back on

A crowd came to the widow cell last night . Looked in.

Ran away laughing

Dick Big and Hole Mary were Humping at the back of the prison

No idea what that is

Heard her moaning

Got to go

Private P.M coming in

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Sad Sad News

Greatwine has been brutally slain

May the body rest

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Oily Overary opened the front door of prison

Asked for some breakfast

Said Cleaning Clit would put it under the door

Thought she might open the door and I would escape the prison

Hope Cleaning Clit has some cream for my coffee

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Hate being in prison on my own

Does mess with your head

I upset a Fab Friend last night

I apologised

Hope my apology is accepted

Go to go.

Private P.M. time

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

News

Limp Willy caught speeding last night

Speed cameras out for the

Long Weekend

Speak of an ass and he shall pass

Limp Willy just drove by slowly in his red hot std.

Nice scratchy red colour

Anybody have any news for me to post please

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By *adger BrocMan
34 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"Sad Sad News

Greatwine has been brutally slain

May the body rest "

.......

The Undertaker has him embalmed, boxed and ready for interment....

And the band plays the Last Post and Chorus and the pipes play The Flowers Of The Forororrrrrrrest.

Good man Finbarrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"Alas, it is with a heavy heart I announce our first victim

Greatwine has been brutally slain "

A sad day for the parish, are the arrangements of RIP. IE yet?

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By *adger BrocMan
34 weeks ago

Co. Cork

PS. The hearse is always available if anyone wants " da ride".

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

No arrangements from the grave yard

Seems they are looking for a new hole that Greatwine can slide into

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Who driving the hearse for da-ride

See moist thigh is at half mast

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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Greatwine, Such a loss to the community

where will we get our wine now

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By *ollypop9Woman
34 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Good morning fellow night owls.

What a lock in that was, you'd swear it was an orgy, but of course it wasn't

Unfortunately we lost a poor soul, may he rest in peace.

I don't know the arrangements but I know one of his wishes was to have the afters in my pub and the Killerz ( the killers tribute band ) playing.

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth

I’ve been dabbling with the idea of making some home brewed wine myself so watch this space… red wine specifically just need a few more ingredients

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Greatwine, Such a loss to the community

where will we get our wine now "

We'll have to have shit wine now

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Good morning woodyville inhabitants sorry the dungeon was very busy last night what a shame it is to hear about greatwine his willy will be sadly missed

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

There was a girl who used to work in Greatwine's wine shop

She was a sommelier

Was her name

Tasting Lips or Sucking Lips

Heard she was very good rolling her tongue around it once she had the wine in her mouth

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Come on the folks here in

Woodyville

Send me the gossip privately and I will post it on here

Won't say where it came from

Fecking bored out of my tree here in the prison

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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Any suspicions on who killed greatwine? Anymore leads in your inbox dickins?

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

List of townsfolk

Dickin2

Blue sapphire gem

Sandixoxo

Deestar10

Lollypop9

Scarlett

Seducing Em

Fiery minx

Notinmyeye

hmmmm300

Browneyes321

CK430

Cocktails dreams

Meathguy200

Virgin1325

thomas101monster

Louise-Lush

avoidingboredom

_reenfrogo

nameofme

tekscrew

Nozzles

Olivia200

SexyScientists

Oursecretmischief

Johng69

Badger broc

Beard and boobs

Great wine (r.i.p)

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

Now it's time for you all to cast your vote on who you think is a vampire

Post your guesses here publicly and the one with the most votes sadly will be lynched by the townsfolk

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth

There’s a few folk there that I didn’t see in the bar last night for lock in… I will have to think about this one and figure out who was missing

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

Well good morning from the graveyard, greatwines plot is dug out and ready for Badger broc to do his undertaking stuff!!! Plenty of crazy stuff happened around town last night but it's quiet this morning, everyone must be partied out

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos

Very sad to hear the news this morning, it's all over Daswazzup FM. I'm not surprised though, I got me fortune read by Mystic Misogynistic out in la-hinchmehole last week... I was told things are gonna Suck for a while yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

A few were locked in the dungeon last night till sunrise

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
34 weeks ago

Portstewart

There are a few who aren't very chatty which either means there busy or trying to keep a low profile

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary


"There are a few who aren't very chatty which either means there busy or trying to keep a low profile "

Yup that's my thinking too

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth


"There are a few who aren't very chatty which either means there busy or trying to keep a low profile

Yup that's my thinking too "

My thoughts exactly

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

Hopefully there'll be a good turnout for the funeral now later . I hear there'll be a happy hour in the pub after, 2 for 1 on all the cocktails

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

The dungeon will be open later if anyone has trouble with there grief you can release some aggression from them dam vamps

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Who snook out of the organisation last

Vampire on the run.

Any thing on the cctv

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Shop is also open today for any needs you might have tissues steaks garlic anything that might be needed

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago


"Who snook out of the organisation last

Vampire on the run.

Any thing on the cctv"

cctv won't pick up vamps no reflection dickin you need to brush up on your literature

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

A lot of people hiding ?????

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Who snook out of the organisation last

Vampire on the run.

Any thing on the cctv cctv won't pick up vamps no reflection dickin you need to brush up on your literature "

Internal infra red cctv will pick them up

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Mick Tool and Mary Screw made a nice job of the coffin

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
34 weeks ago

Portstewart


"Who snook out of the organisation last

Vampire on the run.

Any thing on the cctv cctv won't pick up vamps no reflection dickin you need to brush up on your literature

Internal infra red cctv will pick them up "

No infrared won't pick them up unfortunately

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Who snook out of the organisation last

Vampire on the run.

Any thing on the cctv cctv won't pick up vamps no reflection dickin you need to brush up on your literature

Internal infra red cctv will pick them up

No infrared won't pick them up unfortunately "

Crap

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

I notice no one is casting any accusations around yet as to who the vampires are, are ye all afraid you might draw attention to yourself?

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"The dungeon will be open later if anyone has trouble with there grief you can release some aggression from them dam vamps"

Dungeon therapy sounds good today...

Just need to stop by at the shop for some baby wipes, baby oil.. bleach, the basics...

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I notice no one is casting any accusations around yet as to who the vampires are, are ye all afraid you might draw attention to yourself? "

I'm in the prison. Cum visit me

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Cleaning Clit is full of cream and left satisfied

Just enough space between the bars

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth


"Cleaning Clit is full of cream and left satisfied

Just enough space between the bars"

This painted a right old picture of u behind bars lol

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth

Right I think I’m ready to cast my vote

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Lolly got no cream from Limp Willy at the orgy

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth

I’m gonna vote cocktails dreams as the Vampire he was having Spag Bol last night and no garlic bread, sounds to me like he has a fear of garlic

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

What time is the funeral

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth


"Lolly got no cream from Limp Willy at the orgy "

Don’t think we would want his cream anyway, believe it’s a bit sour

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Just heard Sore Thighs is wearing a long dress today

Wondering what she was riding

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos

Im voting based on, the thinking that if I was the vampire, I'd want to know as much about everyone as I possibly can and also have a solid alibi at all times... The reporter in the not secure jailhouse

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Hhhhmmmm300 would be my vote seemed very suspicious last night disappeared and arrived back with a red mark on there clothes

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

My shack in the graveyard is very cosy if anyone wants to join me tonight?? You'll be safe on hallowed ground

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

I vote Badger Broc

Honest to God this is a full time job

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Well i was here when the crowd came to get me last night. You were not with them. Why were you hiding

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Just heard that the Bond girl was in the takeaway last night.

Anyone meet Pussy-No-More at the takeaway ???

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Well i was here when the crowd came to get me last night. You were not with them. Why were you hiding "

I couldn't possibly say

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"[Removed by poster at 28/03/24 12:35:34]"

You 2 were riding off into the sunset

Heard ye have nice stables for riding lessons

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Well i was here when the crowd came to get me last night. You were not with them. Why were you hiding "

Exactly what a vampire would say!!!

Suss as fuk lol

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Well i was here when the crowd came to get me last night. You were not with them. Why were you hiding

Exactly what a vampire would say!!!

Suss as fuk lol "

Well its seems I was chatting to the crowd while Greatwine was being brutally murdered

That's my alibi

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Well i was here when the crowd came to get me last night. You were not with them. Why were you hiding

Exactly what a vampire would say!!!

Suss as fuk lol

Well its seems I was chatting to the crowd while Greatwine was being brutally murdered

So are you saying anyone that was chatting in the crowd couldn't possibly have done it?

So they can all be eliminated?

That's my alibi "

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By *ollypop9Woman
34 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Now how would you know what time he was murdered Dickins?

I'm starting to agree with a few here, very suspicious.

My vote is for Dickins aswell.

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Well i was here when the crowd came to get me last night. You were not with them. Why were you hiding

Exactly what a vampire would say!!!

Suss as fuk lol

Well its seems I was chatting to the crowd while Greatwine was being brutally murdered

So are you saying anyone that was chatting in the crowd couldn't possibly have done it?

So they can all be eliminated?

That's my alibi "

Not everyone was in the crowd

Figure out who was missing

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Now how would you know what time he was murdered Dickins?

I'm starting to agree with a few here, very suspicious.

My vote is for Dickins aswell. "

Easy to vote for me

Ye all know where I am

What about the one's that are hiding

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I’m gonna vote cocktails dreams as the Vampire he was having Spag Bol last night and no garlic bread, sounds to me like he has a fear of garlic "

I agree, voting him too.

Anyone who doesn't eat garlic bread is suspicious!

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I’m gonna vote cocktails dreams as the Vampire he was having Spag Bol last night and no garlic bread, sounds to me like he has a fear of garlic

I agree, voting him too.

Anyone who doesn't eat garlic bread is suspicious! "

I'd love some lasagna, garlic bread and a glass of wine

Better than prison grub

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos

Perhaps as all the townfolk are looking inward, looking and judging! Searching for someone's blood...

Alas maybe it is ourselves that are the vampires.. if not.. dickins lol

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

So who has a basement in their house

A great place to hide a coffin

At least 2 people know where they are

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth

Working in A&E today and you will never guess who came in with scratches all over his arms and face… Johng69… very suspicious

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"I’m gonna vote cocktails dreams as the Vampire he was having Spag Bol last night and no garlic bread, sounds to me like he has a fear of garlic "

I was thinking the same, thinking it could be cocktails dreams. Avoiding garlic & the windows yesterday evening at lollys. Suspicious.

I couldn't get in to visit dickins last night at the prison so not sure if he'd have been able to get out. But I get the points made

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I’m gonna vote cocktails dreams as the Vampire he was having Spag Bol last night and no garlic bread, sounds to me like he has a fear of garlic

I was thinking the same, thinking it could be cocktails dreams. Avoiding garlic & the windows yesterday evening at lollys. Suspicious.

I couldn't get in to visit dickins last night at the prison so not sure if he'd have been able to get out. But I get the points made "

Oh how I wish you could visit me

You are welcome anytime

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"I’m gonna vote cocktails dreams as the Vampire he was having Spag Bol last night and no garlic bread, sounds to me like he has a fear of garlic

I was thinking the same, thinking it could be cocktails dreams. Avoiding garlic & the windows yesterday evening at lollys. Suspicious.

I couldn't get in to visit dickins last night at the prison so not sure if he'd have been able to get out. But I get the points made

Oh how I wish you could visit me

You are welcome anytime "

Get your chisel out & start working on those walls

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray


"I’m gonna vote cocktails dreams as the Vampire he was having Spag Bol last night and no garlic bread, sounds to me like he has a fear of garlic

I was thinking the same, thinking it could be cocktails dreams. Avoiding garlic & the windows yesterday evening at lollys. Suspicious.

I couldn't get in to visit dickins last night at the prison so not sure if he'd have been able to get out. But I get the points made

Oh how I wish you could visit me

You are welcome anytime

Get your chisel out & start working on those walls "

I think we all know what he'll be doing with his "chisel" if he gets out of jail Scarlett

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


" "

Definitely would not be the walls and Definitely not in the prison

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
34 weeks ago

Portstewart

Would agree that not having garlic bread is a stretch too far

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
34 weeks ago

Portstewart

So cocktail dreams gets my vote

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Well I am only the News Reporter stuck in Prison and I am not getting juicy news updates from anyone so that I can post them publicly

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

By the way what time is the Funeral and is there a Priest in this God Forsaken place

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"By the way what time is the Funeral and is there a Priest in this God Forsaken place "

I think fr foreskin is doing it...

He's looking well too, just back from pdi all tanned a pep in his step

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"By the way what time is the Funeral and is there a Priest in this God Forsaken place

I think fr foreskin is doing it...

He's looking well too, just back from pdi all tanned a pep in his step"

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"By the way what time is the Funeral and is there a Priest in this God Forsaken place

I think fr foreskin is doing it...

He's looking well too, just back from pdi all tanned a pep in his step"

Has h e got a rigid staff

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"By the way what time is the Funeral and is there a Priest in this God Forsaken place

I think fr foreskin is doing it...

He's looking well too, just back from pdi all tanned a pep in his step

"

Oh I have to say, I do love how he swings his Thurible.... Mmmmmmm smoking..

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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Bless me fr foreskin for I have sucCUMed to many times

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Bless me fr foreskin for I have sucCUMed to many times "

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

News flash

Sexyscientists and avoidingboredom just seen canoodling with filly-me-hole & fill-er-up near the massage parlor just now. Looking very friendly indeed....

From Anonymous

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Bless me fr foreskin for I have sucCUMed to many times "

My child... You may need to see the papal Bull

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

If only someone could find _adger broc he's gone AWOL can't have a funeral without an undertaker and I want to get this grave filled in before dark!!!!

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"If only someone could find _adger broc he's gone AWOL can't have a funeral without an undertaker and I want to get this grave filled in before dark!!!!"

That's very strange indeed... Usually when you have a hole in the ground you'd normally have a few men standing around looking into it.

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

There's a good few people keeping a very low profile in this town, now are they just hiding to avoid the vampires or is it because they only come out at night??

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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good question

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Always enjoy looking into a nice fresh hole

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Bless me fr foreskin for I have sucCUMed to many times

My child... You may need to see the papal Bull "

Has an amazing rigid throbbing staff I have been told

Nearly as good as mine

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos

Talk about being late for your own funeral....

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"News flash

Sexyscientists and avoidingboredom just seen canoodling with filly-me-hole & fill-er-up near the massage parlor just now. Looking very friendly indeed....

From Anonymous "

Do we have any corrupt cops in here? Think we definitely need to keep an eye on that lot

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By *reenfrogoMan
34 weeks ago

nearby

Hi all. I dont know what happened…i went to sleep the night before last and had horrible dreams. All weird with bats and blood. Just woke up an hour ago, really weak and with a strange mark on my neck. (Reminds me the times with my ex but without the fun!) Anyone else feeling like that or has anyone noticed anything weird going on?

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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Hopefully nothings happened to badger Broc now. That's all we need

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"Hi all. I dont know what happened…i went to sleep the night before last and had horrible dreams. All weird with bats and blood. Just woke up an hour ago, really weak and with a strange mark on my neck. (Reminds me the times with my ex but without the fun!) Anyone else feeling like that or has anyone noticed anything weird going on?"

OMG, where's the steaks & garlic.....

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos

Can we get this guy in the ground, everyone is dieing to get back to lollies, the killerz are playing.. 2for1's and a old school game of spin the bottle down the back...

Twister wit yer Mr and a really fun game of " who's wife is this anyway"

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"Can we get this guy in the ground, everyone is dieing to get back to lollies, the killerz are playing.. 2for1's and a old school game of spin the bottle down the back...

Twister wit yer Mr and a really fun game of " who's wife is this anyway" "

So want to play those games no Mr or wife, can I still cum?

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By *reenfrogoMan
34 weeks ago

nearby


"Hi all. I dont know what happened…i went to sleep the night before last and had horrible dreams. All weird with bats and blood. Just woke up an hour ago, really weak and with a strange mark on my neck. (Reminds me the times with my ex but without the fun!) Anyone else feeling like that or has anyone noticed anything weird going on?

OMG, where's the steaks & garlic..... "

Im famished - i could do with a steak! Garlic butter might be just the thing too, something tells me it could help me feel better

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Can we get this guy in the ground, everyone is dieing to get back to lollies, the killerz are playing.. 2for1's and a old school game of spin the bottle down the back...

Twister wit yer Mr and a really fun game of " who's wife is this anyway"

So want to play those games no Mr or wife, can I still cum? "

Actually I was thinking with your organisational skills you could make sure that everyone Cums...

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"Can we get this guy in the ground, everyone is dieing to get back to lollies, the killerz are playing.. 2for1's and a old school game of spin the bottle down the back...

Twister wit yer Mr and a really fun game of " who's wife is this anyway"

So want to play those games no Mr or wife, can I still cum?

Actually I was thinking with your organisational skills you could make sure that everyone Cums...

"

Challenge accepted class dismissed. I'm on my way

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar


"News flash

Sexyscientists and avoidingboredom just seen canoodling with filly-me-hole & fill-er-up near the massage parlor just now. Looking very friendly indeed....

From Anonymous "

I was indeed. But who was secretly watching? Some kind of murderous pervert

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos

Dickin, I have emailed the councillors wife...I informed her I know all about her sordid affair with the Garda Sargent... I urged her to have a little word on your behalf... Maybe you might be due a "Early Release"!!!

That's what she said

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan

I’m back.. I was away

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"News flash

Sexyscientists and avoidingboredom just seen canoodling with filly-me-hole & fill-er-up near the massage parlor just now. Looking very friendly indeed....

From Anonymous

I was indeed. But who was secretly watching? Some kind of murderous pervert "

I don't know guys, but the video is being shared on the woodsluts.com

Have to say jeeees ye were really giving socks!!! Fair play, ye look stunning in it

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray


"I’m back.. I was away "

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"I’m back.. I was away

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse "

About time, I've been practicing my sad face all day..

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar


"I’m back.. I was away

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse "

I heard his trousers are all muddy and torn from hiding in bushes

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"I’m back.. I was away

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse "

I’ve had a few pints so I’ll drive slower

Can someone volunteer to sit beside me ? Keep me focused

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"I’m back.. I was away

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse

I’ve had a few pints so I’ll drive slower

Can someone volunteer to sit beside me ? Keep me focused "

Grab me, I'm half way to lollys now

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"I’m back.. I was away

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse

I’ve had a few pints so I’ll drive slower

Can someone volunteer to sit beside me ? Keep me focused

Grab me, I'm half way to lollys now "

Be ready I wanna be on time an makes sure he gets good send off

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"I’m back.. I was away

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse

I’ve had a few pints so I’ll drive slower

Can someone volunteer to sit beside me ? Keep me focused

Grab me, I'm half way to lollys now

Be ready I wanna be on time an makes sure he gets good send off"

On time, he was due to be buried hours ago lol hopefully the smell doesn't attract too much vamps, dusk is upon us

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I’m back.. I was away

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse

About time, I've been practicing my sad face all day.."

You crack me up

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"I’m back.. I was away

Just in time too you can stand in for _adger broc and do the funeral, his suit is at the funeral home and the keys are in the hearse

I’ve had a few pints so I’ll drive slower

Can someone volunteer to sit beside me ? Keep me focused

Grab me, I'm half way to lollys now

Be ready I wanna be on time an makes sure he gets good send off

On time, he was due to be buried hours ago lol hopefully the smell doesn't attract too much vamps, dusk is upon us "

He will be buried wen I get there lol

Why do yous rush me I am a relaxed man

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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Right I'm with Deestar, on the way to graveyard, let's lay greatwine one more time

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"Right I'm with Deestar, on the way to graveyard, let's lay greatwine one more time "

Let’s get this done I am gasping for pints

Scar ur the best

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan

Does anyone know this fucking funeral is on????

Not a sinner here

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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I'm here, oh yeah I'm not a sinner, total angle me hurry up everyone. Starting to draw attention as the suns threatening to set

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"I'm here, oh yeah I'm not a sinner, total angle me hurry up everyone. Starting to draw attention as the suns threatening to set "

Me an u going to be last ones an as usual sun will set

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Right I'm with Deestar, on the way to graveyard, let's lay greatwine one more time "

I might see you there. I'm not supposed to be out this evening

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos

Here!!! How's my sad face looking??

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"Here!!! How's my sad face looking?? "

Great work… make sure don’t smile as me an Scarlett walk past

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"Here!!! How's my sad face looking?? "

Loving the dripping mascara affect. Way to go all out

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"Right I'm with Deestar, on the way to graveyard, let's lay greatwine one more time

I might see you there. I'm not supposed to be out this evening "

Curious & curiouser

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"Right I'm with Deestar, on the way to graveyard, let's lay greatwine one more time

I might see you there. I'm not supposed to be out this evening

Curious & curiouser "

I have my suspicions

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"Here!!! How's my sad face looking??

Loving the dripping mascara affect. Way to go all out "

Is that real mascara? Or fake?

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Here!!! How's my sad face looking??

Loving the dripping mascara affect. Way to go all out

Is that real mascara? Or fake?"

It's genuinely the real fake stuff

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By *exyScientistsCouple
34 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Can we get this guy in the ground, everyone is dieing to get back to lollies, the killerz are playing.. 2for1's and a old school game of spin the bottle down the back...

Twister wit yer Mr and a really fun game of " who's wife is this anyway" "

Ooh I'm up for that. Get the fella dug in. Who's in charge around here?

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"Here!!! How's my sad face looking??

Loving the dripping mascara affect. Way to go all out

Is that real mascara? Or fake?

It's genuinely the real fake stuff"

Knew it

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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What a moving service. We done greatwine proud now as he would've wished, lets go drink great wine

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"What a moving service. We done greatwine proud now as he would've wished, lets go drink great wine "

Thanks so much for ur help

I will tidy up an be over in awhile

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"Can we get this guy in the ground, everyone is dieing to get back to lollies, the killerz are playing.. 2for1's and a old school game of spin the bottle down the back...

Twister wit yer Mr and a really fun game of " who's wife is this anyway"

Ooh I'm up for that. Get the fella dug in. Who's in charge around here?"

You bring the Mr, someone bring a wife or two & I'll organize the f*ck out of you sexy lot. Get indoors away from those vamps before dark & all cum together at this sad time

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth

Hope I didn’t miss the funeral

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"What a moving service. We done greatwine proud now as he would've wished, lets go drink great wine

Thanks so much for ur help

I will tidy up an be over in awhile "

Drive carefully, you nearly hit that cyclist on the way here, remember

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"Hope I didn’t miss the funeral "

Sadly yes, was a special service. We're all heading to lollys now if you wanna join us?

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"What a moving service. We done greatwine proud now as he would've wished, lets go drink great wine

Thanks so much for ur help

I will tidy up an be over in awhile

Drive carefully, you nearly hit that cyclist on the way here, remember "

He was in middle of road!! Something dodgy about him

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By *reenfrogoMan
34 weeks ago

nearby

Sounds like a case for Jessica Flatulence

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth


"Hope I didn’t miss the funeral

Sadly yes, was a special service. We're all heading to lollys now if you wanna join us?"

On my way, need to get indoors fast before dusk hits, I might just check on dickins before I head over

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"Hope I didn’t miss the funeral

Sadly yes, was a special service. We're all heading to lollys now if you wanna join us?

On my way, need to get indoors fast before dusk hits, I might just check on dickins before I head over "

Just get here

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Hope I didn’t miss the funeral

Sadly yes, was a special service. We're all heading to lollys now if you wanna join us?

On my way, need to get indoors fast before dusk hits, I might just check on dickins before I head over "

Any sign of him? I'm nearly at Lolly's

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Can we get this guy in the ground, everyone is dieing to get back to lollies, the killerz are playing.. 2for1's and a old school game of spin the bottle down the back...

Twister wit yer Mr and a really fun game of " who's wife is this anyway"

Ooh I'm up for that. Get the fella dug in. Who's in charge around here?

You bring the Mr, someone bring a wife or two & I'll organize the f*ck out of you sexy lot. Get indoors away from those vamps before dark & all cum together at this sad time "

Sounds like a fitting Tribute

A community that pulls together

Cums together

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"Can we get this guy in the ground, everyone is dieing to get back to lollies, the killerz are playing.. 2for1's and a old school game of spin the bottle down the back...

Twister wit yer Mr and a really fun game of " who's wife is this anyway"

Ooh I'm up for that. Get the fella dug in. Who's in charge around here?

You bring the Mr, someone bring a wife or two & I'll organize the f*ck out of you sexy lot. Get indoors away from those vamps before dark & all cum together at this sad time

Sounds like a fitting Tribute

A community that pulls together

Cums together "

If we don’t cum together than we can’t be expected to be best friends

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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Right first rounds on me Lolly give me mates rates yeah lol

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"Right first rounds on me Lolly give me mates rates yeah lol "

I owe u for helping me but I’ll sort that out later

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth


"Hope I didn’t miss the funeral

Sadly yes, was a special service. We're all heading to lollys now if you wanna join us?

On my way, need to get indoors fast before dusk hits, I might just check on dickins before I head over

Any sign of him? I'm nearly at Lolly's "

Place is locked up for the night and not cops on duty… it’s pretty quiet though

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

I'm in my shack raising a glass the grave has been filled in, any of you lovely ladies fancy a stiff one?

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

So did the evening sunshine wake ye up or ye all had a good time looking in Greatwine's new hole

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"I'm in my shack raising a glass the grave has been filled in, any of you lovely ladies fancy a stiff one?"

My hands are already full, otherwise ya know I'd have offered. Get down to lollys. Safety in numbers

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By *ickin2Man
34 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Put it on the news at 6.00 about the funeral antics

No respect for the stiff

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"I'm in my shack raising a glass the grave has been filled in, any of you lovely ladies fancy a stiff one?

My hands are already full, otherwise ya know I'd have offered. Get down to lollys. Safety in numbers "

I’m on my way..

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth


"I'm in my shack raising a glass the grave has been filled in, any of you lovely ladies fancy a stiff one?"

Are we talking about the corpse or something else woody?

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"So did the evening sunshine wake ye up or ye all had a good time looking in Greatwine's new hole"

His hole was very special. May he R.I.P

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan

I genuinely need a good half un.. wasn’t easy driving the hearse and saying good bye

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray


"I'm in my shack raising a glass the grave has been filled in, any of you lovely ladies fancy a stiff one?

Are we talking about the corpse or something else woody? "

well now I was talking about a drink but what do you have in mind Sandi?

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By *educing_EmCouple
34 weeks ago

Tipperary


"So did the evening sunshine wake ye up or ye all had a good time looking in Greatwine's new hole

His hole was very special. May he R.I.P "

A lovely hole in fairness

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"I genuinely need a good half un.. wasn’t easy driving the hearse and saying good bye "

You referencing my height again

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By *eestar10Man
34 weeks ago

cavan


"I genuinely need a good half un.. wasn’t easy driving the hearse and saying good bye

You referencing my height again "

Ur up in my estimation after ur assistance today!!

Small packages an all that

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"I genuinely need a good half un.. wasn’t easy driving the hearse and saying good bye

You referencing my height again

Ur up in my estimation after ur assistance today!!

Small packages an all that "

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By *oody500 OP   Man
34 weeks ago

Bray

* If the thread gets full please feel free to start part 3 *

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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"* If the thread gets full please feel free to start part 3 *"

There'll be lots of parts 3 wait & see lol

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth


"I'm in my shack raising a glass the grave has been filled in, any of you lovely ladies fancy a stiff one?

Are we talking about the corpse or something else woody? well now I was talking about a drink but what do you have in mind Sandi? "

Just out from a session in the dungeon so my mind was still in swingerville

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos

Geeeez Louise those cocktails are strong!!! Glad we're having a traditional post burial dress down session, only right to honour the dead on a bed!

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By *carlett!Woman
34 weeks ago

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He wouldn't have wanted it any other way

Still need to check out the dungeons. Any good?

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34 weeks ago

Evening everyone sorry the shop and the dungeon have been very busy today were already out of baby oil and wipes

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
34 weeks ago

The West

Cocktails and dreams!...String him up in the village square.

Mr Rios on the radar also!

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
34 weeks ago

Louth


"He wouldn't have wanted it any other way

Still need to check out the dungeons. Any good? "

Definitely check them out when you’re off school, I’m still buzzing and still have a naughty head on me, god help ye all later after a few cock tails

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
34 weeks ago

Los lobos


"He wouldn't have wanted it any other way

Still need to check out the dungeons. Any good? "

Gonna have another bloody Mary and head down to the Dungeon... The glory hole box looks like a safe place to hide out ... The Vamptramps would hardly dare to stick anything in there..

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