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By *oody500 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Bray

It was another normal day in woodyville everyone going about their daily routines but the town has a deep dark secret, vampires love amongst you all but can you find them before they find you!!!!!!!!

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Hi everyone. Just been chucked in prison because I was going to report about 2 swingers have the cricket in the hot tub. Fecking garda was a swinger. FFS. Keep me updated please.

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
35 weeks ago

Portstewart


"Hi everyone. Just been chucked in prison because I was going to report about 2 swingers have the cricket in the hot tub. Fecking garda was a swinger. FFS. Keep me updated please. "

Dickin where you not told before that the swingers are everywhere nowdays

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
35 weeks ago

The West

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Hi everyone. Just been chucked in prison because I was going to report about 2 swingers have the cricket in the hot tub. Fecking garda was a swinger. FFS. Keep me updated please.

Dickin where you not told before that the swingers are everywhere nowdays"

I'm new to Woodyville. First time hearing about swingers

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
35 weeks ago

The West

I'd love a side of blood with my dinner....you cant beat some black pudding!

Why are you all looking at me like that!?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
35 weeks ago

Portstewart


"Hi everyone. Just been chucked in prison because I was going to report about 2 swingers have the cricket in the hot tub. Fecking garda was a swinger. FFS. Keep me updated please.

Dickin where you not told before that the swingers are everywhere nowdays

I'm new to Woodyville. First time hearing about swingers

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They've taken 9ver the whole country

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary

Garlic anyone?

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By *oody500 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Bray

For the purpose of the game I'm groundskeeper woody, tending to the local graveyard... And narrating the story for you all. I'll pop up from time to time but pay no attention to me

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

The garda smart and all as thought he was forgot to take the mobile phone off me . By pure luck I have my charger and the cable with me.

Anyone want to send me news items privately and I will post them publicly and I won't give away your names

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Hi everyone. Just been chucked in prison because I was going to report about 2 swingers have the cricket in the hot tub. Fecking garda was a swinger. FFS. Keep me updated please.

Dickin where you not told before that the swingers are everywhere nowdays

I'm new to Woodyville. First time hearing about swingers

They've taken 9ver the whole country "

Send me their names privately and I'll post them them here

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth


"The garda smart and all as thought he was forgot to take the mobile phone off me . By pure luck I have my charger and the cable with me.

Anyone want to send me news items privately and I will post them publicly and I won't give away your names "

Would you like me to distract the garda, I may be able to steel the keys and release you for a price

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth


"I'd love a side of blood with my dinner....you cant beat some black pudding!

Why are you all looking at me like that!? "

They’ve just opened a new butchers in woodyville, I believe both the black and white pudding are delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

There's two of them guards here in the massage parlor getting hand jobs off granny pam and her sister flo... they will be distracted for a while...

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"The garda smart and all as thought he was forgot to take the mobile phone off me . By pure luck I have my charger and the cable with me.

Anyone want to send me news items privately and I will post them publicly and I won't give away your names

Would you like me to distract the garda, I may be able to steel the keys and release you for a price "

He gave the keys to the Invisible Woman for safe keeping. I heard from the cleaner that the Invisible Woman is a thundering RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

My shop is just across from the prison there are too many guards around I'd wait to break him out wait till after dark gets quiter then

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"The garda smart and all as thought he was forgot to take the mobile phone off me . By pure luck I have my charger and the cable with me.

Anyone want to send me news items privately and I will post them publicly and I won't give away your names

Would you like me to distract the garda, I may be able to steel the keys and release you for a price "

Maybe you can show me around your bedroom when I get out

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"For the purpose of the game I'm groundskeeper woody, tending to the local graveyard... And narrating the story for you all. I'll pop up from time to time but pay no attention to me "

Will you keep me informed of any

upcoming funeral arrangements and I will post them on the Obituaries after the News

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By *oody500 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Bray


"My shop is just across from the prison there are too many guards around I'd wait to break him out wait till after dark gets quiter then "

I think most of the town folk know about your secret dungeon in the back room though, don't they miss blue!!!!

Shopkeeper by day and domme by night

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Went on to Google and did some research on what a Swinger is.

OMG. It's all about sex

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Dickin when you finally get out come by my shop I'll teach you a few things

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By *reatwineMan
35 weeks ago

sligo


"Went on to Google and did some research on what a Swinger is.

OMG. It's all about sex"

Phone just constantly shows ads for condoms, lubes, sex toys now and that there is people in the area who want to be with you

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Dickin when you finally get out come by my shop I'll teach you a few things "

Would love to cum in your shop.

Be an educational experience

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos

Huh!! I see the local councillor is going door to door again.. with his bunch of hussies in tow!!

Blood sucking vampires the lot of them..

Shocking behaviour..shur everyone knows he's canvassed every one of them.. and leave it alone to the wife, that one has been very cosy with the garda Sargent for years now!

I've seen the photos, wearing the uniform, of course she cropped the photos, but I'd know that bitches arse anywhere... She was the very same in school

If your looking to get that man out of jail she's the one you could talk to, she might be able to have a word in the Sargent's ear ..

If she can get him out of her mouth!!

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By *oody500 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Bray

Yes indeed folks it looks like there's going to be a lot of action in town tonight.... lots of scratching and biting and bloodlust and that's just the local swingers!!!!! Wait until the vampires come out

I'll be locked in my shack in the graveyard, hallowed ground and all that craic

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Everyone needs a teacher every now and then as long as you clean up after yourself

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Everyone needs a teacher every now and then as long as you clean up after yourself "

I'll bring the hoover as usual

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Huh!! I see the local councillor is going door to door again.. with his bunch of hussies in tow!!

Blood sucking vampires the lot of them..

Shocking behaviour..shur everyone knows he's canvassed every one of them.. and leave it alone to the wife, that one has been very cosy with the garda Sargent for years now!

I've seen the photos, wearing the uniform, of course she cropped the photos, but I'd know that bitches arse anywhere... She was the very same in school

If your looking to get that man out of jail she's the one you could talk to, she might be able to have a word in the Sargent's ear ..

If she can get him out of her mouth!!"

Heard 3 likes 3 at the same time

Must Google that now

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By *iery minxWoman
35 weeks ago

kildare

This town is sounding very stressed already,good thing I rocked up with my line of work I could be in great demand,cha ching

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By *oody500 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Bray

What's with ye all wearing sunglasses, it's feckin raining!!!!

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"This town is sounding very stressed already,good thing I rocked up with my line of work I could be in great demand,cha ching "

Delighted to hear about the new Chinese restaurant opening in the town... I'm total slut spare ribs

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By *iery minxWoman
35 weeks ago

kildare


"This town is sounding very stressed already,good thing I rocked up with my line of work I could be in great demand,cha ching

Delighted to hear about the new Chinese restaurant opening in the town... I'm total slut spare ribs "

Severe lack of spare ribs in my line of work but I suppose I could manage to find some if needed

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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We won't be able to cop the vampires till after dark or do they have daylight rings?

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"I'd love a side of blood with my dinner....you cant beat some black pudding!

Why are you all looking at me like that!? "

It's your chin love.... Do you need a tissue

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By *ollypop9Woman
35 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

I'm only here a few days after taking over the local pub, but by God, some carry on already. I think I'll fit right in, in this juicy little town.

Come down to Lolly's liquors, I'll make you a cock tail you'll never forget.

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By *iery minxWoman
35 weeks ago

kildare


"I'm only here a few days after taking over the local pub, but by God, some carry on already. I think I'll fit right in, in this juicy little town.

Come down to Lolly's liquors, I'll make you a cock tail you'll never forget. "

Lolly I think we need a chat,we could have a joint venture with your pub and my massage parlour we could make a killing in this town

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"This town is sounding very stressed already,good thing I rocked up with my line of work I could be in great demand,cha ching

Delighted to hear about the new Chinese restaurant opening in the town... I'm total slut spare ribs

Severe lack of spare ribs in my line of work but I suppose I could manage to find some if needed "

Duly noted.. you may be a good woman to know... Ya know, for accommodating a certain something! after dark suits best

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary


"I'm only here a few days after taking over the local pub, but by God, some carry on already. I think I'll fit right in, in this juicy little town.

Come down to Lolly's liquors, I'll make you a cock tail you'll never forget.

Lolly I think we need a chat,we could have a joint venture with your pub and my massage parlour we could make a killing in this town "

You two hiring?

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"I'm only here a few days after taking over the local pub, but by God, some carry on already. I think I'll fit right in, in this juicy little town.

Come down to Lolly's liquors, I'll make you a cock tail you'll never forget. "

I hear lollies Bloody Mary's are definitely to die for..

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"I'm only here a few days after taking over the local pub, but by God, some carry on already. I think I'll fit right in, in this juicy little town.

Come down to Lolly's liquors, I'll make you a cock tail you'll never forget.

Lolly I think we need a chat,we could have a joint venture with your pub and my massage parlour we could make a killing in this town "

It's actually a great name for your massage parlour "Joint Venture"

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By *iery minxWoman
35 weeks ago

kildare


"There's two of them guards here in the massage parlor getting hand jobs off granny pam and her sister flo... they will be distracted for a while..."

You can't be running around telling people my buisness we are a well respected massage parlour,I never even heard of happy endings till I arrived here

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"There's two of them guards here in the massage parlor getting hand jobs off granny pam and her sister flo... they will be distracted for a while...

You can't be running around telling people my buisness we are a well respected massage parlour,I never even heard of happy endings till I arrived here "

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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Lollypop9 I'll be later for a cock tail

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Feck them.. they done me last week fucking my friend in the woods and they are as bad... time the town knew how corrupt they are... doing the locals and doing nothing about the vampires

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By *rRiosMan
35 weeks ago

dublin


"I'm only here a few days after taking over the local pub, but by God, some carry on already. I think I'll fit right in, in this juicy little town.

Come down to Lolly's liquors, I'll make you a cock tail you'll never forget.

Lolly I think we need a chat,we could have a joint venture with your pub and my massage parlour we could make a killing in this town "

Could I suggest gambling instead massage? It could be liquor in the front and poker in the back…

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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Literally laughing out loud that's the kinda bar for me

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Breaking Bad News

Just had a visit from the local solicit-her.

Filly-me-holes is her name

More Google research

Anyway back to the bad news

Seems like I'm not getting out of here for weeks

The Sheriff is on unpaid leave

Caught filling an empty mouth with some kind of a rod

No replacement available

Lick my fingers is gone to hospital and the take away not open until 8.

Massage parlour closed until the morning

Any news from the cemetery

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos

No the place is dead...

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos

Maybe woody is still knocking around.. he only seems to come out of his work shed when evening comes ..

A bit strange that

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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Filly-me-holes is here now in cemetery looking very suspicious

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By *rRiosMan
35 weeks ago

dublin


"No the place is dead... "

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"No the place is dead... "

All dieing to get in there

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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I was thinking the same _otinmyeye, curious for sure.

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
35 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I'm having spagbol for tea but no garlic.

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos

I hear there is a great band called blood lust playing at lollies bar later..

And those rumours about happy endings at the new massage parlour cannot be independently verified!!

Apparently somebody swallowed all the evidence

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Filly-me-holes is here now in cemetery looking very suspicious "

Heard she is a sucker for rod punishment

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By *iery minxWoman
35 weeks ago

kildare


"I hear there is a great band called blood lust playing at lollies bar later..

And those rumours about happy endings at the new massage parlour cannot be independently verified!!

Apparently somebody swallowed all the evidence "

I will neither confirm nor deny those rumours about "somebody" swallowing the evidence

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

News from a pm

Tim Tool and Mary Screw are in the rodding competition tonight

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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Miss Scarlett here, Losing students left & right with these vampires. Somethings gotto be done.... anyone one free to discuss it after class tonight I'll be behind the school house

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By *adger BrocMan
35 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"I'd love a side of blood with my dinner....you cant beat some black pudding!

Why are you all looking at me like that!?

They’ve just opened a new butchers in woodyville, I believe both the black and white pudding are delicious "

.......

No meat products for me as I have gone vegan. I only eat things starting wit "v" such as vegetable, vine tomatoes and one other thing I just can't recall at the moment.

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Miss Scarlett here, Losing students left & right with these vampires. Somethings gotto be done.... anyone one free to discuss it after class tonight I'll be behind the school house "
. Sorry in prison

Wait until I get stiffed out

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"I'd love a side of blood with my dinner....you cant beat some black pudding!

Why are you all looking at me like that!?

They’ve just opened a new butchers in woodyville, I believe both the black and white pudding are delicious

.......

No meat products for me as I have gone vegan. I only eat things starting wit "v" such as vegetable, vine tomatoes and one other thing I just can't recall at the moment. "

Vock!!!

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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"Miss Scarlett here, Losing students left & right with these vampires. Somethings gotto be done.... anyone one free to discuss it after class tonight I'll be behind the school house . Sorry in prison

Wait until I get stiffed out"

I'll drop by later

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By *adger BrocMan
35 weeks ago

Co. Cork

As the town undertaker I am crazy busy tidying up after those pesky vampires.

At least the bloodless corpses make the embalming process so much easier.

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I hear there is a great band called blood lust playing at lollies bar later..

And those rumours about happy endings at the new massage parlour cannot be independently verified!!

Apparently somebody swallowed all the evidence

I will neither confirm nor deny those rumours about "somebody" swallowing the evidence "

No one will cum to your aid if you have swallowed all the evidence

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By *adger BrocMan
35 weeks ago

Co. Cork


"I'd love a side of blood with my dinner....you cant beat some black pudding!

Why are you all looking at me like that!?

They’ve just opened a new butchers in woodyville, I believe both the black and white pudding are delicious

.......

No meat products for me as I have gone vegan. I only eat things starting wit "v" such as vegetable, vine tomatoes and one other thing I just can't recall at the moment.

Vock!!! "

Vock off...

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Any items for the 6 o'clock news or the Obituaries afterwards

Don't all cum together

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By *iery minxWoman
35 weeks ago

kildare


"I hear there is a great band called blood lust playing at lollies bar later..

And those rumours about happy endings at the new massage parlour cannot be independently verified!!

Apparently somebody swallowed all the evidence

I will neither confirm nor deny those rumours about "somebody" swallowing the evidence

No one will cum to your aid if you have swallowed all the evidence "

If someone did swallow all the evidence and I'm not saying anyone did but if they did I think they know what they are doing by now and aid is not needed

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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Filly-me-hole is lurking round my school house... maybe a public warning about her

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Any items for the 6 o'clock news or the Obituaries afterwards

Don't all cum together "

Well in times of crisis, it's very important for the community to CUM together

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I hear there is a great band called blood lust playing at lollies bar later..

And those rumours about happy endings at the new massage parlour cannot be independently verified!!

Apparently somebody swallowed all the evidence

I will neither confirm nor deny those rumours about "somebody" swallowing the evidence

No one will cum to your aid if you have swallowed all the evidence

If someone did swallow all the evidence and I'm not saying anyone did but if they did I think they know what they are doing by now and aid is not needed "

I'm not a cum dispensing doctor

I'm the news reporter for the local sleep paper

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
35 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Any items for the 6 o'clock news or the Obituaries afterwards

Don't all cum together

Well in times of crisis, it's very important for the community to CUM together

"

Sings, "Let's cum together, right now over you!"

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Any items for the 6 o'clock news or the Obituaries afterwards

Don't all cum together

Well in times of crisis, it's very important for the community to CUM together

Ah you must be the lead singer for Blood Lust.... See you at lollies later..

Sings, "Let's cum together, right now over you!""

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

News

Cum together community still rodding

Red Dick and Vaginas Hole making coffins

Mary Screw helps to make it a 3some

No more news

Weather

Leaking Mary needs new wipers

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Obituaries

No Dead dicks yet

No Dead moist holes yet

Updated tomorrow at 6.00 pm

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
35 weeks ago

The West

Jaysus I'm parched, what's good to drink in Lollies pub anyway?

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Filly-me-hole is lurking round my school house... maybe a public warning about her "

I knew her cousin fillen-er-up, he was just as bad... Something very strange about that family... Very pale, pasty faced the lot of them..

I thought there was something very sinister about them... But maybe there just vegan lol.

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Filly-me-hole is lurking round my school house... maybe a public warning about her

I knew her cousin fillen-er-up, he was just as bad... Something very strange about that family... Very pale, pasty faced the lot of them..

I thought there was something very sinister about them... But maybe there just vegan lol. "

Definitely vegan.

Limp Willy is vegan also

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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Definitely on the suspects list for sure

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Filly-me-hole is lurking round my school house... maybe a public warning about her

I knew her cousin fillen-er-up, he was just as bad... Something very strange about that family... Very pale, pasty faced the lot of them..

I thought there was something very sinister about them... But maybe there just vegan lol.

Definitely vegan.

Limp Willy is vegan also "

I just saw limp Willy, driving down gonor-rea road in a sti..or a std, im not sure he was so fast I couldn't catch it

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Filly-me-hole is lurking round my school house... maybe a public warning about her

I knew her cousin fillen-er-up, he was just as bad... Something very strange about that family... Very pale, pasty faced the lot of them..

I thought there was something very sinister about them... But maybe there just vegan lol.

Definitely vegan.

Limp Willy is vegan also

I just saw limp Willy, driving down gonor-rea road in a sti..or a std, im not sure he was so fast I couldn't catch it "

Private PM message

Told Limp Willy has a nasty rod

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Well the shop is shut now for the evening cum one cum all the dungeon is now open

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"Well the shop is shut now for the evening cum one cum all the dungeon is now open "

Aaah my favourite place to "hang out"

Hopefully later we will be dancing on the ceiling

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35 weeks ago

You can definitely dance where ever you like anything goes at the dungeon

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"You can definitely dance where ever you like anything goes at the dungeon "

Can I visit please when I ger out of prison. Have to apologise in advance though. Might be a bit stiff after being cramped up in here until the end of April

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
35 weeks ago

Los lobos


"You can definitely dance where ever you like anything goes at the dungeon "

Just need to grab a quick Bite to eat... Then will be down in a flash..

I'll give you a toot later on

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary

Gonna get dark soon, who has the protection?

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Gonna get dark soon, who has the protection? "

When someone tells me where the rubbers are stored I'll tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'll be in Lolly's liquors later for a social meet....I hear her Bloody Mary's are to die for....The band Blood Lust are playing there too tonight..They do a great version of Murder On The Dance Floor....

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I'll be in Lolly's liquors later for a social meet....I hear her Bloody Mary's are to die for....The band Blood Lust are playing there too tonight..They do a great version of Murder On The Dance Floor...."

You are all our having a great night and I am stuck in prison

F.F.S.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

I'll send over stuck up mcgee later when she's finished with wonky willy and see if she can help you out

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I'll send over stuck up mcgee later when she's finished with wonky willy and see if she can help you out "

Can't get in. Place is all locked up until tomorrow. My phone is going to die soon as the was switched off when the cleaner left

Should be called Crap ville

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
35 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

Ms Red here is still looking for the bad wolf

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Ms Red here is still looking for the bad wolf "

Careful he doesn't bite you in the wrong place

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By *ollypop9Woman
35 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Evening all.

Cum down to Lolly's Liquors tonight.

Happy hour from 9pm till 10pm

All bloody Mary's half price.

Special Cock tails buy one get one half price.

The band BLOOD is playing and yes they promised a special rendition of Murder on the dance floor, and you'll never know, maybe a certain singer will get on stage with them too. Lol

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By *ollypop9Woman
35 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know


"Evening all.

Cum down to Lolly's Liquors tonight.

Happy hour from 9pm till 10pm

All bloody Mary's half price.

Special Cock tails buy one get one half price.

The band BLOOD is playing and yes they promised a special rendition of Murder on the dance floor, and you'll never know, maybe a certain singer will get on stage with them too. Lol

"

Of course that meant to say BLOOD LUST

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth


"Evening all.

Cum down to Lolly's Liquors tonight.

Happy hour from 9pm till 10pm

All bloody Mary's half price.

Special Cock tails buy one get one half price.

The band BLOOD is playing and yes they promised a special rendition of Murder on the dance floor, and you'll never know, maybe a certain singer will get on stage with them too. Lol

Of course that meant to say BLOOD LUST"

Save me a seat at the bar, and can I pre order a Bloody Mary I like mine at body temperature oops sorry I mean room temperature

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Evening all.

Cum down to Lolly's Liquors tonight.

Happy hour from 9pm till 10pm

All bloody Mary's half price.

Special Cock tails buy one get one half price.

The band BLOOD is playing and yes they promised a special rendition of Murder on the dance floor, and you'll never know, maybe a certain singer will get on stage with them too. Lol

Of course that meant to say BLOOD LUST

Save me a seat at the bar, and can I pre order a Bloody Mary I like mine at body temperature oops sorry I mean room temperature "

Slightly firm but not too wobbly

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
35 weeks ago

The West


"Evening all.

Cum down to Lolly's Liquors tonight.

Happy hour from 9pm till 10pm

All bloody Mary's half price.

Special Cock tails buy one get one half price.

The band BLOOD is playing and yes they promised a special rendition of Murder on the dance floor, and you'll never know, maybe a certain singer will get on stage with them too. Lol

Of course that meant to say BLOOD LUST

Save me a seat at the bar, and can I pre order a Bloody Mary I like mine at body temperature oops sorry I mean room temperature

Slightly firm but not too wobbly "

Make mine a Sunshine cocktail please, I think I'll need it!!

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By *adger BrocMan
35 weeks ago

Co. Cork

As the local undertaker I will be "coffin up" to pay for the Bloody Marys....as long as they have a stick of celery in to make them vegan friendly.

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By *ickin2Man
35 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"As the local undertaker I will be "coffin up" to pay for the Bloody Marys....as long as they have a stick of celery in to make them vegan friendly. "

Ooohhh the undertaker

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Any items for the 6 o'clock news or the Obituaries afterwards

Don't all cum together

Well in times of crisis, it's very important for the community to CUM together

Ah you must be the lead singer for Blood Lust.... See you at lollies later..

Sings, "Let's cum together, right now over you!""

The Band Blood Lust do a great cover of that song too....They're gonna play it next in a few mins in Lollies Liqueur Bar....get yourself down here....."Come together..right now..over me".....

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
35 weeks ago

The West


"Any items for the 6 o'clock news or the Obituaries afterwards

Don't all cum together

Well in times of crisis, it's very important for the community to CUM together

Ah you must be the lead singer for Blood Lust.... See you at lollies later..

Sings, "Let's cum together, right now over you!"

The Band Blood Lust do a great cover of that song too....They're gonna play it next in a few mins in Lollies Liqueur Bar....get yourself down here....."Come together..right now..over me"....."

Is everybody alive and kicking down there? I slept most of the evening. I'll be down now shortly!

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.

These bloody Mary's are going down a treat. Another round please lolly

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Any items for the 6 o'clock news or the Obituaries afterwards

Don't all cum together

Well in times of crisis, it's very important for the community to CUM together

Ah you must be the lead singer for Blood Lust.... See you at lollies later..

Sings, "Let's cum together, right now over you!"

The Band Blood Lust do a great cover of that song too....They're gonna play it next in a few mins in Lollies Liqueur Bar....get yourself down here....."Come together..right now..over me".....

Is everybody alive and kicking down there? I slept most of the evening. I'll be down now shortly!"

It's buzzin & the Cock~Tails are flowing.......

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
35 weeks ago

Portstewart

Anything worth having a nibble at lollys place this evening

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth

I believe stake is on the menu…

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Prime ribeye I hope??

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan

Nothing but the best steak

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
35 weeks ago

The West


"I believe stake is on the menu… "

Oh I do love stake, it's lovely with a little bit of creamy garlic sauce

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.

I'm hungry now........could eat

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"I'm hungry now........could eat "

Steaks on the menu

How do u like it cooked

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.

Rare please

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Rare please "

Ok any sides?

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.

Garlic cheesy chips please

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Garlic cheesy chips please "

Easy peasy x woman easily pleased lol

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
35 weeks ago

Portstewart

Medium please with triple cooked chips beer battered onion rings and pepper sauce yum yum

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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I'm starving now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"Medium please with triple cooked chips beer battered onion rings and pepper sauce yum yum "
the chef will be busy on that one...

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth

Things seem eerily quite in woodyville, just leaving lolly’s bar and something just feels off, might need someone to walk me home… safety in numbers

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"I'm starving now lol "
maybe order a starter while waiting for ur main course

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Things seem eerily quite in woodyville, just leaving lolly’s bar and something just feels off, might need someone to walk me home… safety in numbers "

Wait an we will get a taxi

It’s far safer

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

drop by the massage parlour on ur way home... always open late

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Things seem eerily quite in woodyville, just leaving lolly’s bar and something just feels off, might need someone to walk me home… safety in numbers "

I'll walk with you I know a shortcut

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth


"Things seem eerily quite in woodyville, just leaving lolly’s bar and something just feels off, might need someone to walk me home… safety in numbers

Wait an we will get a taxi

It’s far safer "

But is it? We don’t know who the taxi driver is, but I might take a doggy bag of stakes home with me from lolly’s just in case

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Things seem eerily quite in woodyville, just leaving lolly’s bar and something just feels off, might need someone to walk me home… safety in numbers

Wait an we will get a taxi

It’s far safer

But is it? We don’t know who the taxi driver is, but I might take a doggy bag of stakes home with me from lolly’s just in case "

I will ring my mate he is working tonight.. he will run us back to mine an we can finish off the steaks

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth


"Things seem eerily quite in woodyville, just leaving lolly’s bar and something just feels off, might need someone to walk me home… safety in numbers

I'll walk with you I know a shortcut "

That is a tempting offer

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.


"Ms Red here is still looking for the bad wolf "

Did you find the big bad wolf?

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By *ocktailsdreamsMan
35 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Km in the workshop making wooden stakes

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Things seem eerily quite in woodyville, just leaving lolly’s bar and something just feels off, might need someone to walk me home… safety in numbers

I'll walk with you I know a shortcut

That is a tempting offer "

To be fair I’d take that offer also lol

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
35 weeks ago

The West


"Things seem eerily quite in woodyville, just leaving lolly’s bar and something just feels off, might need someone to walk me home… safety in numbers

Wait an we will get a taxi

It’s far safer

But is it? We don’t know who the taxi driver is, but I might take a doggy bag of stakes home with me from lolly’s just in case "

You should ask them if the have any cross-cut steak.

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.


"Ms Red here is still looking for the bad wolf

Careful he doesn't bite you in the wrong place "

I'm worried that's exactly what's after happening to Ms red :O we've got to stick together people against this lot of bloodsuckers. Let's do a head count at Lolly's, everyone get there now, see what's what

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Ms Red here is still looking for the bad wolf

Careful he doesn't bite you in the wrong place

I'm worried that's exactly what's after happening to Ms red :O we've got to stick together people against this lot of bloodsuckers. Let's do a head count at Lolly's, everyone get there now, see what's what "

I'm still in one piece, that woody is being awful quiet though

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.

definitely suspicious those who are not responding are clearly suspects for sure.... are they off chasing their next victim? Starting the headcount at Lollys soon. Filly-me-hole & fill-er-up delayed me on the way there, waffling crap. They're weird even for this town & that's saying something on my way

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
35 weeks ago

Portstewart

Definitely we should all keep a hold of each other so the sneaky vamps can't get us

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth


"Ms Red here is still looking for the bad wolf

Careful he doesn't bite you in the wrong place

I'm worried that's exactly what's after happening to Ms red :O we've got to stick together people against this lot of bloodsuckers. Let's do a head count at Lolly's, everyone get there now, see what's what

I'm still in one piece, that woody is being awful quiet though "

I’m still in one piece too, Dickins phone must have died in lockup cause he’s been awful quiet too

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan

I’d be wary of you all

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.


"Ms Red here is still looking for the bad wolf

Careful he doesn't bite you in the wrong place

I'm worried that's exactly what's after happening to Ms red :O we've got to stick together people against this lot of bloodsuckers. Let's do a head count at Lolly's, everyone get there now, see what's what

I'm still in one piece, that woody is being awful quiet though

I’m still in one piece too, Dickins phone must have died in lockup cause he’s been awful quiet too "

Hopefully just his phone. We definitely need to all cum together

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Ms Red here is still looking for the bad wolf

Careful he doesn't bite you in the wrong place

I'm worried that's exactly what's after happening to Ms red :O we've got to stick together people against this lot of bloodsuckers. Let's do a head count at Lolly's, everyone get there now, see what's what

I'm still in one piece, that woody is being awful quiet though

I’m still in one piece too, Dickins phone must have died in lockup cause he’s been awful quiet too "

He did say he couldn't charge it to be fair

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.

Anyone wanna go check on dickens?

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Anyone wanna go check on dickens? "

Go check ur the bravest

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.


"Anyone wanna go check on dickens?

Go check ur the bravest "

Ok will do now......

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Anyone wanna go check on dickens?

Go check ur the bravest

Ok will do now...... "

If ur not back in 2 mins. We will wait another two

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By *oody500 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Bray

It seems there are a couple of new people in town, I don't know where they came from but they haven't been in touch with me are they friend or foe

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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I'm back. Dickens phone died. He's all good. P*ssed of still being locked up. But he's probably the safest of us all

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"I'm back. Dickens phone died. He's all good. P*ssed of still being locked up. But he's probably the safest of us all "

Was just about to go look for ya!!

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By *educing_EmCouple
35 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Anyone wanna go check on dickens?

Go check ur the bravest

Ok will do now......

If ur not back in 2 mins. We will wait another two "

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.


"I'm back. Dickens phone died. He's all good. P*ssed of still being locked up. But he's probably the safest of us all

Was just about to go look for ya!!"

Aren't you just the gentleman could've went on my place first though, just saying

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"I'm back. Dickens phone died. He's all good. P*ssed of still being locked up. But he's probably the safest of us all

Was just about to go look for ya!!

Aren't you just the gentleman could've went on my place first though, just saying "

I told ya ur the best bravest an best person for the job

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.

Everyone nearly at lollys?

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By *apphire SeductressWoman
35 weeks ago

Louth

There’s a new cowboy in woodyville… wonder is there a snake in his boots

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By *ollypop9Woman
35 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

I see we have a great crowd in tonight.

The cock tails are flowing and the band just started a sing a long with the crowd to Killing me softly.

It soon will be closing time, but I am not against a lock in, just don't tell those pesky guards.

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Anyone wanna go check on dickens?

Go check ur the bravest

Ok will do now......

If ur not back in 2 mins. We will wait another two

"

U liked that joke

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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"I see we have a great crowd in tonight.

The cock tails are flowing and the band just started a sing a long with the crowd to Killing me softly.

It soon will be closing time, but I am not against a lock in, just don't tell those pesky guards."

I hope the vampires are killing people softly if they are about

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By *oody500 OP   Man
35 weeks ago

Bray

Deestar pm me , you never contacted me

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
35 weeks ago

Portstewart

That deestar sounds rather dodgy we think it's late for someone no-one knows coming to town

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By *iery minxWoman
35 weeks ago

kildare

I'm still here,bit of a late night had to go home and shower the straight male vampires wouldn't have bitten me with what I had to wash off

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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Or has he always been here lurking in the shadows.....

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
35 weeks ago

Portstewart


"I'm still here,bit of a late night had to go home and shower the straight male vampires wouldn't have bitten me with what I had to wash off "

Minx it could be the metal in some of your pics that is keeping them at bay. Personally we like chains from time to time

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Or has he always been here lurking in the shadows..... "

U decide

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.

Ms Scarlett can always spot a bad egg, I'm watching you....

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Ms Scarlett can always spot a bad egg, I'm watching you.... "

I don’t know whether to be scared or excited

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.


"Ms Scarlett can always spot a bad egg, I'm watching you....

I don’t know whether to be scared or excited "

Depends if you're a vampire or not

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By *ollypop9Woman
35 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Guys, I know him.

He is my ex, followed me here, just can't be without me. lol

Ah sure he's not a bad egg, as I told him...

It's not you, it's me. Poor lad just couldn't keep up with me, you know...

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"Guys, I know him.

He is my ex, followed me here, just can't be without me. lol

Ah sure he's not a bad egg, as I told him...

It's not you, it's me. Poor lad just couldn't keep up with me, you know... "

I cudnt stay away! I am like a vampire (oh wait) I only come out at night

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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"Guys, I know him.

He is my ex, followed me here, just can't be without me. lol

Ah sure he's not a bad egg, as I told him...

It's not you, it's me. Poor lad just couldn't keep up with me, you know... "

Oh that's THE ex lolly. All making sense now.

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By *ollypop9Woman
35 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

That's just it, cum at night.

I was more looking for cumin morning, afetrnoon,evening....

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"That's just it, cum at night.

I was more looking for cumin morning, afetrnoon,evening...."

A good woman is hard pleased

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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"That's just it, cum at night.

I was more looking for cumin morning, afetrnoon,evening...."

Aren't we all that's why we need rid of these vampires, only cumming at night, feck that

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
35 weeks ago

Portstewart

It should be on tap for a lady who likes multiple times daily

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan


"That's just it, cum at night.

I was more looking for cumin morning, afetrnoon,evening....

Aren't we all that's why we need rid of these vampires, only cumming at night, feck that "

Greedy lol

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By *ollypop9Woman
35 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

Right folks, who is staying for the lock in ?

I promise I won't bite.

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

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"Right folks, who is staying for the lock in ?

I promise I won't bite. "

Be rude not too, stay I mean

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By *eestar10Man
35 weeks ago

cavan

Wat time we staying to???

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By *carlett!Woman
35 weeks ago

.


"Wat time we staying to???"

As Garrett Brooks says.... ain't going home till the suns comes up, ain't giving up till we get enough... or something along those lines lol

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