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By *oody500 OP   Man
over a year ago

South

A bit of fun for the ladies, imagine you could have a night of unbridled passion with a gigolo but no money would change hands he'd offer his service for a barter, what wild and wonderful barters would you be willing to offer?????

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Unless expressly agreed up front, sex should be seen as a meeting of equals for mutual pleasure. Seeing it as some kind of transaction where one is giving services and expected to offer something, is kinda backwards.

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By *oody500 OP   Man
over a year ago

South

Seems a little extreme of a comment for something that's supposed to be a bit of fun, as is stated in the title of the post

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Unless expressly agreed up front, sex should be seen as a meeting of equals for mutual pleasure. Seeing it as some kind of transaction where one is giving services and expected to offer something, is kinda backwards."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh just have fun with the man's post for feck sake. So many serious unfunny moany individuals on here always looking for an excuse or reason to have a moan! Try have a bit of a laugh. Good for the soul. MOAN

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

Though this post is not aimed at me cake is always sought after, as a doughnuts seemingly

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

If I was the said gigolo, I'd kindly ask for a strong do it like you mean it, massage of the lower neck and upper shoulders...

Rig... The tgeee. Ahhhhh ereee.. Yeap. Do it... Do IT!

YEAH BABY! THAT'S IT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bill for my energy

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks. "

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I want a bubble bath, a massage and Ill watch as he can sort my socks.

Oh find my teaspoons too...

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By *rakesterlingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Nah, ya got it wrong, he does his... You know thing... For you... How do you return the favour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His services are free of charge from any man on fab. I ld offer him the luxury of re tiling my bathrooms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!"

So do I but it gets a bit depressing when the same ones never find their match

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!

So do I but it gets a bit depressing when the same ones never find their match "

So buy plain black socks...they all match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every ould shoe finds an ould sock...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Every ould shoe finds an ould sock... "

Sounds like a song title ...but who'd sing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every ould boat finds an ould dock

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!

So do I but it gets a bit depressing when the same ones never find their match "

One in the bag for two years, "nothing again this week mate"!

I just can't bin it!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!

So do I but it gets a bit depressing when the same ones never find their match

One in the bag for two years, "nothing again this week mate"!

I just can't bin it!"

Awwwwww that's sad i can just see his puppy sock eye's

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!

So do I but it gets a bit depressing when the same ones never find their match

One in the bag for two years, "nothing again this week mate"!

I just can't bin it!

Awwwwww that's sad i can just see his puppy sock eye's "

I'm an eternal optimist, the spare will be found!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!

So do I but it gets a bit depressing when the same ones never find their match

So buy plain black socks...they all match "

But then I'll still have those poor lonesome socks bog, what do I do with them

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!

So do I but it gets a bit depressing when the same ones never find their match

So buy plain black socks...they all match

But then I'll still have those poor lonesome socks bog, what do I do with them "

Make sock puppets and bring them to a social....everyone gets a sock puppet to play with and a prize of a pair of socks for the sexiest photo with your sock puppet

I mean we know what the men will do with theirs

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By *kinnyDippersCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

A profile pic for the OP

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By *arbles00Man
over a year ago

Area 54


"A profile pic for the OP"

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By *carlett!Woman
over a year ago

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Clean my house from top to bottom, I mean empty wash basket, tidy counters, dishes sorted, the lot ha Then you can make my bed a sweaty wet mess with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 chocolate brownies, a helium balloon, and a basket of odd socks.

Jaysus, I love sorting a basket of socks, it's therapeutic! Even have me own bag of singles, some of them are in it for years!

So do I but it gets a bit depressing when the same ones never find their match

So buy plain black socks...they all match

But then I'll still have those poor lonesome socks bog, what do I do with them

Make sock puppets and bring them to a social....everyone gets a sock puppet to play with and a prize of a pair of socks for the sexiest photo with your sock puppet

I mean we know what the men will do with theirs "

That's actually a really funny idea

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

I’m at the age where a whole night of unbridled passion is too much . I like my sleep

An hour or two is enough

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