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"First threesome after meeting Ann, Id taken a Viagra juuust incase. All the blood ran to the wrong head, spent the first 20 minutes trying not to pass out on the floor " | |||
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"Few years ago was chatting to a lovely lad, made a few attempts to meet but id always to cancel, finally set up another and promised no matter what i wouldn't cancel, that morning woke up with a banging headache so took really strong pain relief and headed out the door, the closer i go the more my stomach was churning so drank a load of water, the min he sat in my car i threw up all over myself and the car He was really nice about it and went into the Aldi and bought more water, kitchen roll and airfreshner and helped me clean up......" That was actually very sweet of him, I can imagine quite a few guys would run for the hill if there was puke involved! | |||
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"Not actually a fab meet. I met a women through another site. We had been chatting for a few weeks and were both in the same area for work one day and agreed to meet for lunch. It all went grand and we were there for an hour and a half and agreed to meet again. Later that night I messaged her through the site to say I had enjoyed lunch. She read the message but didn't reply straight away and when she did come back she just asked "Who is this?" I thought I had messaged the wrong profile but I hadn't. She said we couldn't have had lunch that day as she had met someone else. Long story short she had arranged multiple meets that day and got them mixed up and thought she was meeting someone completely different for lunch. I thought it was strange she had asked me some weird questions at lunch about things I knew nothing about and thought it was a test. We never met again and looking back I don't believe what she said but at the time it was embarrassing that I hadn't made much of an impression and I should have been someone else." that's more of an embarrassment for her than you though, you were being genuine. Did all the people she was arranging with look the same? | |||
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"Farted " Was it loud or silent but deadly when you pretend it wasn't you | |||
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"Farted Was it loud or silent but deadly when you pretend it wasn't you " Ya we need details here | |||
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"Trying to have a foursome in a sofabed that tried to eat the four of us" I can imagine trying to look sexy while in fear for your life isn't easy | |||
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"Farted " We wud so get along | |||
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"Few years ago was chatting to a lovely lad, made a few attempts to meet but id always to cancel, finally set up another and promised no matter what i wouldn't cancel, that morning woke up with a banging headache so took really strong pain relief and headed out the door, the closer i go the more my stomach was churning so drank a load of water, the min he sat in my car i threw up all over myself and the car He was really nice about it and went into the Aldi and bought more water, kitchen roll and airfreshner and helped me clean up......" No more lifts for you after a social | |||
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"First threesome after meeting Ann, Id taken a Viagra juuust incase. All the blood ran to the wrong head, spent the first 20 minutes trying not to pass out on the floor " never a wise decision to leave the thinkin to the little head | |||
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"The last minute one when l wished that l had made an effort. " You had the comfy knickers with the dodgy elastic on? | |||
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"Falling flat on my face completely sober getting out of the car foot got stuck in the seat belt " Oh no | |||
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"Laughed so hard I let a huge one rip." To be fair I'd just laugh if that happened in my presence | |||
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