FabSwingers.com forum: Joke

By (user no longer on site) OP
9 weeks ago

Something to give you all a giggle on a Saturday night!

An old grandfather had just died and the family brought him to the funeral home. The family indicated that he had died in a blue suit and said “he always hated that blue suit and it unfortunate he died wearing it. He always said he wanted to be buried in a black suit, is there anything you can do?” The undertaker promises to do what he can.

A few days later is the day of the funeral and the family arrive at the funeral and the grandfather is lying in the casket in a black suit! The undertaker says “I managed to solve the problem with the blue suit”. The family are most grateful and ask how he managed it. The undertaker explains “well the day after you brought your grandfather in, another man was brought in. Now, he died in a black suit, but he wanted to be buried in a blue suit….so I just swapped the heads!”