FabSwingers.com forum: One job 8 hour shift

By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

You've been given the opportunity to work at a job you always wanted to try.

You're fully trained and licenced if needed so what would you like to do for one shift only

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I'd like to just be a musician, perform to a crowd in a decent sized arena. Not as a frontman, just playing away in the background. Just to be a part of and view the whole spectacle from another perspective.

Always liked the idea of being a self employed tour guide too. Bring a load of tourists around the country for a couple of days at a time to various spots.

In before someone says pornstar...

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Mountain guide.

I'd take a group of hand picked people into rough terrain for an 8 hour hike and then when my shift came to an end I'd disappear and leave them all there.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Top gear presenter

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Musician is a big one. Always dreamed of surprising people with playing piano and singing.

Long distance swimmer. Love the water but no stamina.

Presenter on tv love chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

Hmmm would have to be something to with music or dance...

DJ on the main stage of Tomorrowland

Dance with the Royal Ballet or New York City Ballet

Dance with Channing Tatum on the set of Step up

B x

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Then I’d be an astronaut. Get to experience takeoff, weightlessness in space, see the flat disc of earth first hand to prove all ye globalists wrong

and then re-entry

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By *zippyMan
over a year ago

Wexford

"Musician is a big one. Always dreamed of surprising people with playing piano and singing.

Long distance swimmer. Love the water but no stamina.

Presenter on tv love chat

Would love to have the talent to be able to rock up to a public piano and entertain people, as in the Dr K type videos,

The inner dull man would enjoy nothing more than a shift in a cardboard factory, scouring through the technical specifications and quality assurance, simply euphoric

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By *ozzlesMan
over a year ago

galway

Heart surgeon, what an amazing thing to be able to do give the gift of life and health ohh and sniper, but I wouldn't shoot to kill, except on special occasions

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Archaeologist and discover some amazing find

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

To have the creativity and proficiency of the great musician Prince

... even for 2 hours

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By *habMan
over a year ago

Boomtown

Blogger.

I feel there are many issues for "mature" people not being addressed.

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By *ikey2022EireMan
over a year ago

Clare

Sports journalist and cover the world cup final, masters Sunday, all ireland hurling final and a Night of track and field finals at the Olympics all in those 8 magical hours.

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
over a year ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
over a year ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick

Footballer

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Pornstar"

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

This reminds me of the story of Jimmie Nichol.

He filled in for Ringo for 8 concerts during the dizzying insane height of Beatlemania in '64.

Went from being a random dude, to one of the greatest superstars in the earths history, and back to complete obscurity.

All within 2 weeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*"

Oh fuck me please do this

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

Cutting the grass has always been a job that I find more than a little fulfilling for me. (Difficult to explain it.)

I think maybe Forrest Gump had the right idea in the end?

So maybe a greenkeeper for the day?

Would have to be a summer's day though...with my 8 hour shift maybe starting at 5am, and ending at 1.

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By *ubadubdubWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I'd like to work in horse stables. Mucking out, cleaning tack, grooming and exercising the horses on a sunny summer day. That's actual bliss

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

Oh fuck me please do this

I was gonna throw a case of sauv blanc into the mix but I think that might've tipped you over the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pope ,

Imagine all the secrets those bastards have access to. Plus you could do a lot of good in that 8 hour stint.

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"Cutting the grass has always been a job that I find more than a little fulfilling for me. (Difficult to explain it.)

I think maybe Forrest Gump had the right idea in the end?

So maybe a greenkeeper for the day?

Would have to be a summer's day though...with my 8 hour shift maybe starting at 5am, and ending at 1.

Obviously John, you would be doing this topless right

So the ladies can have their diet Coke break

B x

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"Cutting the grass has always been a job that I find more than a little fulfilling for me. (Difficult to explain it.)

I think maybe Forrest Gump had the right idea in the end?

So maybe a greenkeeper for the day?

Would have to be a summer's day though...with my 8 hour shift maybe starting at 5am, and ending at 1.

Obviously John, you would be doing this topless right

So the ladies can have their diet Coke break

B x"

I thought he was going for the gardener from lady chatterly's lover look

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

"You've been given the opportunity to work at a job you always wanted to try.

You're fully trained and licenced if needed so what would you like to do for one shift only

Vet

Parachute tester

Bomb disposal

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

Pilot

Astronaut

Sex God...nah scratch that, been doing it for years

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"Mountain guide.

I'd take a group of hand picked people into rough terrain for an 8 hour hike and then when my shift came to an end I'd disappear and leave them all there. "

Perhaps they would be very glad to find their own way home.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Clique creator.

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By *ohnFKMan
over a year ago

Where the Streets Have No Name

"Cutting the grass has always been a job that I find more than a little fulfilling for me. (Difficult to explain it.)

I think maybe Forrest Gump had the right idea in the end?

So maybe a greenkeeper for the day?

Would have to be a summer's day though...with my 8 hour shift maybe starting at 5am, and ending at 1.

Obviously John, you would be doing this topless right

So the ladies can have their diet Coke break

B x"

Haha!

Stop that you ya charmer!

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By *rialbyfire1235Man
over a year ago

South KK

Wildlife park ranger in an African country.

Doubt I could give it up after one shift though.

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By *aseylee324Couple
over a year ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I'd be a doctor

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By *BT4KICKSWoman
over a year ago

Cork

Midwife on the delivery ward, would love to catch a baby.

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

Newry

I'd like to be an undertaker

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By *elle111Woman
over a year ago

DJ on the main stage of Tomorrowland

Dance with Channing Tatum on the set of Step up

B x"
All of the above B and be a really great lap/pole dancer or commercial dancer!

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By *agic mike1Man
over a year ago

around

Boss of area 51!!!

All the x-files they have.

The truth is out there!!!

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By *dfabMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne

Test driver for Ferrari.

Minder for baby tigers. I'd love to work with the adults but my nerves wouldn't last.

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By *!nksgirlWoman
over a year ago

IRELAND

F1 driver

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By *!nksgirlWoman
over a year ago

IRELAND

Plus working in borneo with orphan orangutans & elephants

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

"Pornstar"

Do you fancy coming over to watch porn on my 80 inch mirror

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By *og-Man OP Man
over a year ago

somewhere

A composer that creates a composition that's loved forever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Film director

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

"Film director "

That is the same as mine.

Would love to direct a movie/show, sadly would get very little done in one 8 hour shift. But maybe with the training and foot in the door we could extend it.

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By *arpenter.Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Pat mustard

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By *ePreferPineappleCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

I’m doing the job I always wanted to do and I love it.

Driving big yellow taxi…

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By *mmmm300Woman
over a year ago

cork

"Mountain guide.

I'd take a group of hand picked people into rough terrain for an 8 hour hike and then when my shift came to an end I'd disappear and leave them all there. "

Love this,

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By *arkroy2Man
over a year ago

South

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By *arkroy2Man
over a year ago

South

Going back to it.

Driving Coaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've been given the opportunity to work at a job you always wanted to try.

You're fully trained and licenced if needed so what would you like to do for one shift only

Vet

Parachute tester

Bomb disposal

Bomb disposal is not as fun as you think it might be

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

Oh fuck me please do this

I was gonna throw a case of sauv blanc into the mix but I think that might've tipped you over the edge

I cant hear my doorbell ring...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

Oh fuck me please do this

I was gonna throw a case of sauv blanc into the mix but I think that might've tipped you over the edge

I cant hear my doorbell ring... "

This did actually happen

Pink wafers and sauvignon Blanc were brought to my door last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plumber , with dodgey 70's soundtrack following me around.

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Pornstar

*Geordie opens the front door in a silk dressing gown*

Me (the Tesco home delivery driver):

"Ma'am, your pink wafers"

*Sleazy porno music kicks in*

Oh fuck me please do this

I was gonna throw a case of sauv blanc into the mix but I think that might've tipped you over the edge

I cant hear my doorbell ring...

This did actually happen

Pink wafers and sauvignon Blanc were brought to my door last night

Just to clarify... none of the silk dressing gown, delivery driver persona or porno music happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it's been said but definitely an F1 driver....wouldn't mind being a pilot either more thinking F-22/35 rather that 737

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