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By *ex couple OP   Couple
37 weeks ago

wexford

Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said

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By *panishRebelMan
37 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland


"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said "

How much did he offer?

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By *chochamberWoman
37 weeks ago

Munster

Mine are stinking, he ld love me

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
37 weeks ago

Northside


"Mine are stinking, he ld love me "

Ah jaysus...I used to enjoy looking at your pics!!! Won't be the same after that bit of info!!!!!

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By *rRiosMan
37 weeks ago

dublin


"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said "

Tell him you Brie willing to foot squish some blue cheese for a premium price! I’m sure he’ll edge so hard until he Camembert it!

Sorry

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By *panishRebelMan
37 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland


"Mine are stinking, he ld love me "

I bet you there will be a qué to offer cleaning services now....

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By *j47Man
37 weeks ago

limerick


"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said "

Wait till he asks you to wear black patent shoes and ankle socks with frills on em

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By *og-ManMan
37 weeks ago

somewhere


"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said

Tell him you Brie willing to foot squish some blue cheese for a premium price! I’m sure he’ll edge so hard until he Camembert it!

Sorry "

Thats a Gouda one in fairness

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By *rRiosMan
37 weeks ago

dublin


"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said

Tell him you Brie willing to foot squish some blue cheese for a premium price! I’m sure he’ll edge so hard until he Camembert it!

Sorry

Thats a Gouda one in fairness "

If you like here you may also be interested in FetaLife*

*mods, it’s a cheese joke. Show clemency

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By *otownkid1967Man
37 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said "

Edam well better cop on

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By *ollypop9Woman
37 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

I'm sorry, this thread is way too cheesy for me.

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By *otownkid1967Man
37 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"I'm sorry, this thread is way too cheesy for me."

Gruyere over yourself.

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By *hauna.HennTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Dundrum


"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said

Tell him you Brie willing to foot squish some blue cheese for a premium price! I’m sure he’ll edge so hard until he Camembert it!

Sorry

Thats a Gouda one in fairness

If you like here you may also be interested in FetaLife*

*mods, it’s a cheese joke. Show clemency "

Have we some Sopranos fans on the thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-LYLRK2Y38&t=99s

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By *ayFieldsMan
37 weeks ago

Leixlip

I was once told ...There is a market for everything lol

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By *ayFieldsMan
37 weeks ago

Leixlip


"I was once told ...There is a market for everything lol"

Possibly even Me lol

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By *elle111Woman
37 weeks ago

NI

lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

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By *ayFieldsMan
37 weeks ago

Leixlip


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not. "

I wish I didn't read this lol

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By *elle111Woman
37 weeks ago

NI


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

I wish I didn't read this lol"

pahahaha

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By *auls21Man
37 weeks ago

Derry


"Mine are stinking, he ld love me "

You could retire early

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By *auls21Man
37 weeks ago

Derry


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not. "

Was that before or after a coffee meet?

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By *og-ManMan
37 weeks ago

somewhere


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

Was that before or after a coffee meet?"

Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well

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By *elle111Woman
37 weeks ago

NI


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

Was that before or after a coffee meet?"

I’m glad he asked first imagine sitting for a coffee and then he asks Honestly there isn’t too much more ya could hear but I guess it is what it is and it takes all sorts to make the world go round lol

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By *elle111Woman
37 weeks ago

NI


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

Was that before or after a coffee meet?

Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well "

you can imagine my face Bog lol lol

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By *ayFieldsMan
37 weeks ago

Leixlip


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

Was that before or after a coffee meet? I’m glad he asked first imagine sitting for a coffee and then he asks Honestly there isn’t too much more ya could hear but I guess it is what it is and it takes all sorts to make the world go round lol "

Two coffee's and 50choc muffins for herself please lol

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By *og-ManMan
37 weeks ago

somewhere


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

Was that before or after a coffee meet?

Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well you can imagine my face Bog lol lol "

I definitely think you'll have an expression that I've never seen before on you

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Guy text to to want to know if I have smelly feet and if I didn’t could he pay to smell them

The smellier the better he said "

Had the same request… wanted to buy my shoes also ??

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By *ex couple OP   Couple
37 weeks ago

wexford


"Mine are stinking, he ld love me "

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By *appyPandaMan
37 weeks ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Once had a 60 year old man on another site message and ask me asking if I could describe in detail the body scent and taste of every woman I had been with, and whether their race had been a factor at all.

In all honesty, I do enjoy the natural body scent of a woman after she's had a long day where she doesn't feel the need to shower or cover herself with perfume and deodorant before a date, but that seriously creeped me out even if it was a bizarre way for him to undertake some scientific survey.

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By *auls21Man
37 weeks ago

Derry


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

Was that before or after a coffee meet?

Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well you can imagine my face Bog lol lol "

Imagining your face trying to hold in for 3 days

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By *ohnnyx99143Man
37 weeks ago

Dublin


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

Was that before or after a coffee meet?

Don't go to the toilet for 3 days before a coffee meet.....thats not going to end well you can imagine my face Bog lol lol

Imagining your face trying to hold in for 3 days"

You should have went on a diet of Guinness for the three days!

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By *eohbe96Man
37 weeks ago


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not. "

That’s enough internet for one day anyway

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By *rRiosMan
37 weeks ago

dublin


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not. "

“I thought he said ‘can a cop a feel of ya’ but what he actually said was ‘coprophila’! “

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By *elle111Woman
37 weeks ago

NI


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

“I thought he said ‘can a cop a feel of ya’ but what he actually said was ‘coprophila’! “

"

and of course there is a name for it!

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By *og-ManMan
37 weeks ago

somewhere


"lol I once had would I eat and eat for 3 days and not go to the toilet and have anal sex with someone as they wanted to feel the pressure around their penis while in there. After I picked my jaw off the floor, I wished him well with his quest! I’m sure he is still looking. Or maybe not.

“I thought he said ‘can a cop a feel of ya’ but what he actually said was ‘coprophila’! “

and of course there is a name for it! "

I dare ya to put that into porn*ub with your other selection later tonight

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By *elle111Woman
37 weeks ago

NI

Haha can u imagine if PSNI or GS had to confiscate or PCs for any reason and checked search history we would all be shipped off to an island!

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By *auls21Man
37 weeks ago

Derry


"Haha can u imagine if PSNI or GS had to confiscate or PCs for any reason and checked search history we would all be shipped off to an island! "

Some may be very happy with that option

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By *ceryMan
37 weeks ago

Malahide & Waterford

Beats the knickers fetish

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