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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway

What are the completely mundane, illogical things that embarrass you?

One of mine is the wipers on my car going faster than necessary

Also, typos

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
49 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Eating croissants while owning a beard. I should get me a little compact mirror.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Being very enthusiastic in a conversation and slowly realising the feeling it not being reciprocated. Um.. OK I'll just leave

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Trying to pack my bag quickly at the till so the next customer can go ahead

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By *rRiosMan
49 weeks ago

dublin


"What are the completely mundane, illogical things that embarrass you?

One of mine is the wipers on my car going faster than necessary

Also, typos "

Typos in general but in a veri

.

Slightly tripping on a crack in the pavement

Running to cross a road only for green man to come on

Running to make the light but having to turn back

Just getting to the platform as the doors close on a train

Bank card getting refused

Not remembering peoples names/faces

Being the center of attention (this is contextual)

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
49 weeks ago

Northside

After a conversation with a friend many years ago I realised I had a booger on show the whole time!! I was absolutely mortified!! So much so that to this day I constantly check my nose in the mirror and if I'm talking to someone I'm rubbing my nose and sniffing!! Now it looks like I'm after taking something illegal!! I don't know which is more embarrassing...

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By *og-ManMan
49 weeks ago

somewhere

I can't remember names at all

In work I've been know to talk to someone for ages without using their name because I can't remember their name at all

At socials I'm feckin useless with names

I remember fab photos but not profiles

I'm been talking to a couple for ages and we're planning on meeting for a coffee and they introduced themselves to me at a social recently and my stupid brain didnt put two and two together and realise who they were.

I'm sure people think I'm rude but its genuine

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
49 weeks ago

There and Here

Another here for typos Also using a word in the wrong context, or an incorrect pronunciation. It absolutely kills me.

I suffer too from dreadful second hand mortification - even witnessing someone else doing something embarrassing leaves me wanting to hide behind the sofa

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By *ealitybitesMan
49 weeks ago

Belfast

My grandkids.

They've made it their mission to embarrass me in public.

Their parents have taught them well.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
49 weeks ago

East / North, Cork


"I can't remember names at all

In work I've been know to talk to someone for ages without using their name because I can't remember their name at all

At socials I'm feckin useless with names

I remember fab photos but not profiles

I'm been talking to a couple for ages and we're planning on meeting for a coffee and they introduced themselves to me at a social recently and my stupid brain didnt put two and two together and realise who they were.

I'm sure people think I'm rude but its genuine

"

We are bad for this also. Laura one time was chatting to a lad at an event for ages and eventually asked him his name, and he was forced to explain that they previously had both a social and a play meet. She wanted to crawl under a chair and die lol.

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By *exesrangerMan
49 weeks ago

Ennis

Ohhh that ones gotta hurt haha

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Asshole hair

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
49 weeks ago

The West


"I can't remember names at all

In work I've been know to talk to someone for ages without using their name because I can't remember their name at all

At socials I'm feckin useless with names

I remember fab photos but not profiles

I'm been talking to a couple for ages and we're planning on meeting for a coffee and they introduced themselves to me at a social recently and my stupid brain didnt put two and two together and realise who they were.

I'm sure people think I'm rude but its genuine

"

I'm brutal for this and it can be really embarrassing. People I might have worked with for a while, and I'll meet them a year or two later and just go blank.

I've noticed more recently that it's mainly adults' names as well. I'd know the name of every child in my kids' groups, but struggle with the parents! A child's name just comes easier. It has to be a sign for the early onset of something!!?

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By *electableicecreamMan
49 weeks ago

The West

I can be very bad with names and faces and I do find it very embarrassing at times. Sometimes I know them but can't place them and I think I must have a confused look on my face.

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
49 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Having food stuck in my teeth - paranoid about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Having food stuck in my teeth - paranoid about it."

"she s got hair on her teeth", it's a German saying apparently, a woman that you don't mess with, she ld eat you alive.

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By *exesrangerMan
49 weeks ago

Ennis


"I can't remember names at all

In work I've been know to talk to someone for ages without using their name because I can't remember their name at all

At socials I'm feckin useless with names

I remember fab photos but not profiles

I'm been talking to a couple for ages and we're planning on meeting for a coffee and they introduced themselves to me at a social recently and my stupid brain didnt put two and two together and realise who they were.

I'm sure people think I'm rude but its genuine

"

Aw mate this happens to me all the time as well. I'm terrible at names, faces, no problem but name just escape me so I has to come up with a workaround. I just call them either Michael or Mary depending and just wait for them to correct me and then just come up with some silly excuse as to why I had Michael out Mary in my head and make my apologies and reassure them that if course I know their actual names.... gosh I'm so silly someone's

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By *rnobbyMan
49 weeks ago

kerry

Being totally hopeless with any form of calculation, always hated maths but I just panic when it comes to calculation and embarrassingly have to get my phone out for the most basic of additions even ??

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Being totally hopeless with any form of calculation, always hated maths but I just panic when it comes to calculation and embarrassingly have to get my phone out for the most basic of additions even ??"

There is a numbers version of dyslexia, could be that.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

I used to dread buying toilet paper, I just thought everyone is looking at me and they think I need to take a big shit. Lol. Silly, now I couldn't care less, special offer huge packs , although id prefer a bidet.

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By *og-ManMan
49 weeks ago

somewhere


"I can't remember names at all

In work I've been know to talk to someone for ages without using their name because I can't remember their name at all

At socials I'm feckin useless with names

I remember fab photos but not profiles

I'm been talking to a couple for ages and we're planning on meeting for a coffee and they introduced themselves to me at a social recently and my stupid brain didnt put two and two together and realise who they were.

I'm sure people think I'm rude but its genuine

Aw mate this happens to me all the time as well. I'm terrible at names, faces, no problem but name just escape me so I has to come up with a workaround. I just call them either Michael or Mary depending and just wait for them to correct me and then just come up with some silly excuse as to why I had Michael out Mary in my head and make my apologies and reassure them that if course I know their actual names.... gosh I'm so silly someone's "

Unless they are called Michael and Mary then they never correct and you dont know if you're right or not

I actually assign people in my vanilla world who have the same real name of some fabbers I know so that the names match but it doesn't work with names like bigdickandtightfanny

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By *erri KellyCouple
49 weeks ago

mayo

Mr here.When it comes to names I am a total nightmare, face's or directions no problem I will near forget a face, I'm very visual, if I drive somewhere once that's it it is locked into my memory bank years later I can go back there ,remember every step of the way landmarks are printed in my head, people I have known for years when I'm put on the spot I can't recall their names ,I know people look at me and think what is wrong with this guy, it so embarrassing,

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
49 weeks ago

City Centre

Making the first move.

When anyone sings happy birthday to me.

When you're pushing and pulling at a door.

Receiving compliments. I just want to hide.

I'm always tripping over nothing and knocking things over. Clumsy AF

Honestly it's never-ending rollercoaster

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
49 weeks ago

Home


"Trying to pack my bag quickly at the till so the next customer can go ahead "
I thought I was the only one who got embarrassed about this

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
49 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

I'll be slagged for this... But there is something very attractive about a mildly embarrassed/flustered girl

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"I can't remember names at all

In work I've been know to talk to someone for ages without using their name because I can't remember their name at all

At socials I'm feckin useless with names

I remember fab photos but not profiles

I'm been talking to a couple for ages and we're planning on meeting for a coffee and they introduced themselves to me at a social recently and my stupid brain didnt put two and two together and realise who they were.

I'm sure people think I'm rude but its genuine

Aw mate this happens to me all the time as well. I'm terrible at names, faces, no problem but name just escape me so I has to come up with a workaround. I just call them either Michael or Mary depending and just wait for them to correct me and then just come up with some silly excuse as to why I had Michael out Mary in my head and make my apologies and reassure them that if course I know their actual names.... gosh I'm so silly someone's

Unless they are called Michael and Mary then they never correct and you dont know if you're right or not

I actually assign people in my vanilla world who have the same real name of some fabbers I know so that the names match but it doesn't work with names like bigdickandtightfanny

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I found association helps with remembering names , as in it could be a football team they follow or the name of their pet. If you can put a little bit of Connected information into your brain with the face and name it sticks a bit better.

Boggy donuts

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
49 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"Making the first move.

When anyone sings happy birthday to me.

When you're pushing and pulling at a door.

Receiving compliments. I just want to hide.

I'm always tripping over nothing and knocking things over. Clumsy AF

Honestly it's never-ending rollercoaster "

Ohh.. receiving compliments.. mortifying, completely.

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By *oe_TimerMan
49 weeks ago

Sandyford

Maintaining an erection for the whole bus journey to work...serious vibrations on Dublin Bus

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By *rnobbyMan
49 weeks ago

kerry

You could be right,

Even though I wasn't too bad at general math with equations and stuff but just general addition multiplication I just rely on calculators

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By *ildAtlanticSecretCouple
49 weeks ago

around Clare, Galway, Limerick


"Asshole hair "
lol........ Best one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My inability to parallel park or people watching me park!

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By *ofusplusCouple
49 weeks ago

Limerick


"My inability to parallel park or people watching me park! "

Shush... all women can parallel park, we're just too modest about it

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By *aseylee324Couple
49 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

I don't really get embarrassed any more, but really feel for other people in cringey situations

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"I don't really get embarrassed any more, but really feel for other people in cringey situations "

I’m the same and especially if they are around my children’s ages or where a much older person embarrasses a younger person. Sometimes that second hand embarrassment can trigger me to say something to relieve the situation.

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By *rish_GuyMan
49 weeks ago

Foxford

Some people's names, go out of my head ASAP, compared to other names. Don't why either.

More likely to remember a face than, they're name.

Brookel at taking compliments, also someone's interest in me(freaks me out).

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By *exyScientistsCouple
49 weeks ago

Castlebar

Also terrible with names

Once I've attributed the wrong name to someone I will never be able to change it. So they will just have to be called that forever

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By *ubadubdubWoman
49 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Having to introduce people to each other. Like This is 'such and such' they are a 'whatever'.

Its a social skill I've just never really grasped. It wouldnt be too bad if it was just me that was embarrassed by it, but if it's a clanger it could drag everyone into it

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Having to introduce people to each other. Like This is 'such and such' they are a 'whatever'.

Its a social skill I've just never really grasped. It wouldnt be too bad if it was just me that was embarrassed by it, but if it's a clanger it could drag everyone into it

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Like Four Weddings and a Funeral... They did it well

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By *ubadubdubWoman
49 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Having to introduce people to each other. Like This is 'such and such' they are a 'whatever'.

Its a social skill I've just never really grasped. It wouldnt be too bad if it was just me that was embarrassed by it, but if it's a clanger it could drag everyone into it

Like Four Weddings and a Funeral... They did it well "

I must rewatch that

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By *ixie and dixie2022Couple
49 weeks ago

villiage

Waving back at someone then realising it’s not you there waving at

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By *og-ManMan
49 weeks ago

somewhere

Funerals embarrass me

I dont know what to say or do so I do nothing but turn up and be seen,write my name in the book and thats it

Apart from " sorry for your loss" I once said to a woman who just lost her dad " you'll get over it "

Then wanted the ground to feckin swallow me

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By *ubadubdubWoman
49 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Waving back at someone then realising it’s not you there waving at"

Ooh yeah I feel that one. Cringe

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
49 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

Not hearing the first time … or second time … ahhhh I still didn’t hear you ….

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By *electableicecreamMan
49 weeks ago

The West

I was stopped in the street the other day and this nice woman started making small talk. I thought I might know her so I gave it a minute. Then she congratulated on my new baby and enquired about my dogs. I was committed.

My name is Mike now.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Getting caught singing in the car when stuck in traffic. Always thinking I'm the only one about

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By *eralt80Man
49 weeks ago

cork

All those random social interactions can embarrass me, I never know what to say. I’ve even been known to cross the street to avoid people that I kinda know but don’t really know at the same time. I’ve only so many how’yas in me per day

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By *eralt80Man
49 weeks ago

cork


"I was stopped in the street the other day and this nice woman started making small talk. I thought I might know her so I gave it a minute. Then she congratulated on my new baby and enquired about my dogs. I was committed.

My name is Mike now."

I thought your name was Mike

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By *anandJCouple
49 weeks ago

Citywest

Not remembering peoples names/faces.

Reading this thread felt kinda nice, I’m not the only one with this issue

Mrs

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By *og-ManMan
49 weeks ago

somewhere

I think part of the problem for me is that I remember the pictures and they're so nice I can't remember the faces

In fairness I've been admiring pictures for years and still yet to see some fabbers in real life

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By *iscuits8Man
49 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Auction threads

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By *og-ManMan
49 weeks ago

somewhere


"Auction threads"

Fell into a barrel of tits and came out with a hot dog

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By *astelloWoman
49 weeks ago

Far far away

Men that converse with my boobs. I had a particular boss once, you spoke to my boobs continually.

I cant actually do anything.. Theyre fecking attached to me. My face is here btw..

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By *iscuits8Man
49 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"My face is here btw.. "

Where

*stares at magnificent diddies*

Sorry...

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
49 weeks ago

City Centre

Forgetting names is the bane of my life. Then when the penny does drop, I overuse use it so much you'd think I was trying to talk them off a ledge.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Forgetting names is the bane of my life. Then when the penny does drop, I overuse use it so much you'd think I was trying to talk them off a ledge."

This for definite then U walk away going why the Fook did I have to use their name in every single sentence

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By *astelloWoman
49 weeks ago

Far far away


"My face is here btw..

Where

*stares at magnificent diddies*

Sorry..."

Light bulb moment

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By *rRiosMan
47 weeks ago

dublin

Forgetting poo bags and needing them when walking your dog

Bank card not working at a checkout/ATM as the frustrated queue grows behind you

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Paying extra for apple storage on iCloud n still nothing saving as it should

Socials - their fab name, their kik name, their real name - it gets as confusing as Chinese arithmetic

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