FabSwingers.com forum: Things women will never know

By *og-Man OP Man
39 weeks ago

somewhere

Completely borrowed idea for this thread

The joy of scratching your own balls in the morning

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
39 weeks ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

That we try to pee off any stains in the toilet bowl

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By *aseylee324Couple
39 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

"That we try to pee off any stains in the toilet bowl "

Trust me, we know, because your aim sucks

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By *ealitybitesMan
39 weeks ago

Belfast

The horrors of man flu

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West

That we actually just can't find it. It's not there.

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By *aseylee324Couple
39 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

The experience of thinking about absolutely nothing

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By *s LollyWoman
39 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The joys of taken a pee anyway

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By *ofusplusCouple
39 weeks ago

Limerick

How much time you'll save by doing a half assed cleaning job.

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By *eralt80Man
39 weeks ago

cork

The smug feeling after a nice parallel parking job

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West

The pride of morning glory

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
39 weeks ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

"That we try to pee off any stains in the toilet bowl

Trust me, we know, because your aim sucks"
it’s a Willy not a power washer lol

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By *otownkid1967Man
39 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Knowing that each of us is the best lover in the whole world.

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By *asual777Man
39 weeks ago

i travel all over

Male privilege

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By *unFellaMan
39 weeks ago

Derry

The satisfaction of unsticking your balls from your leg. Otherwise known as “The Peel”

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
39 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"The smug feeling after a nice parallel parking job"

At age of 52¾,I can finally share in this smugness.

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By *adger BrocMan
39 weeks ago

Co. Cork

The smug satisfaction derived from mansplaining.

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By *igtasty121Man
39 weeks ago

Nowhere

Getting the round in….

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By *aughty MilfCouple
39 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

The joys of hardwood in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Thats nothing to be missed if ya wake up alone

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By *arkDanteMan
39 weeks ago

Limerick

The lack of panic when growing a moustache

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
39 weeks ago

The West

"The experience of thinking about absolutely nothing "

This! Most women cant fathom it!

What are you thinking about?

Nothing...no seriously, absolutely nothing!

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By *orthmanMan
39 weeks ago

Kendal

"The smug feeling after a nice parallel parking job

At age of 52¾,I can finally share in this smugness.

Knowing how to type three quarters as a fraction.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
39 weeks ago

Northside

The offside rule!!!!!

(Runs for the exit)

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By *eralt80Man
39 weeks ago

cork

"The smug feeling after a nice parallel parking job

At age of 52¾,I can finally share in this smugness.

Phew, if you made it to 53.25 all would have been lost

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By *otownkid1967Man
39 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Leaving the dishes in the sink until you have none left.

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By *panishRebelMan
39 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

The joy of sitting still doing nothing but stare at the ceiling because you can....

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
39 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"The smug feeling after a nice parallel parking job

At age of 52¾,I can finally share in this smugness.

Phew, if you made it to 53.25 all would have been lost"

That would have been mortifying and never spoken about in public!

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By *hoenixagamTV/TS
39 weeks ago

Rural

The obsession of going out fishing for hour's on end, catching fuck all but enjoyed it and probably head to the same spot again rince and repeat.

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By *ornywife20Couple
39 weeks ago

North Cork

Not giving a shit if your ass looks big in this outfit .

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By *rystalsswingCouple
39 weeks ago

Galway

Why it takes 2.5 days to do a job us women would have done in an hour

Off to get the Popcorn

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By *og-Man OP Man
39 weeks ago

somewhere

"Why it takes 2.5 days to do a job us women would have done in an hour

Off to get the Popcorn

Cause ye stop moaning to us about not doing it after 2 days and 4 hours and when theres a bit of peace and quiet we do it then

Simples

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
39 weeks ago

kinda dublin

When you have a big hairy arse, and your crack is matted together a mess of hair, sweat and underpants fluff.

So when you spread your butt cheeks to sit on the loo, you feel your ass hole zip open.

I just shave my ass now.

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By *cottybear74Man
39 weeks ago

kilkenny

The pain of trying to pee while erect

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By *rystalsswingCouple
39 weeks ago

Galway

"When you have a big hairy arse, and your crack is matted together a mess of hair, sweat and underpants fluff.

So when you spread your butt cheeks to sit on the loo, you feel your ass hole zip open.

I just shave my ass now."

Just regurgitated the Popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

The feeling of forgetting an annoyance. Many ladies I know re-feel the feeling of anger and annoyance when they remember or retell a story. Never happens to me , once I get over it it's gone, clear mind .

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Getting ready to go out in 15 mins

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By *og-Man OP Man
39 weeks ago

somewhere

Having to write a thread on fab starting with the words

How come I can't get a meet

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
39 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

"Having to write a thread on fab starting with the words

How come I can't get a meet "

Ha ha

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By *elle xWoman
39 weeks ago

Doire Theas

How to helicopter

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
39 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

"The feeling of forgetting an annoyance. Many ladies I know re-feel the feeling of anger and annoyance when they remember or retell a story. Never happens to me , once I get over it it's gone, clear mind . "

And we know now exactly what we should have said at the time, no matter how many years ago it was. It's a curse!

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By *llthewaysMan
39 weeks ago

City centre/Naas

Just general male privilege, most of us never even notice it.

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

The pain in your stomach when you get hit in the nuts .

Watching Phil Babb slide into the pole years ago and nearly getting sympathy pains .

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