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By *ittleBoPeeping OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

For example.. that a bra keeps boobies really warm, especially on cold days like today. May have to put one on!

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

What women really think

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
39 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

What exactly it is that we did wrong

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By *ilderMan
39 weeks ago

dublin

How to not be amazing

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
39 weeks ago

The West

So you're not ok?

Ohh, your fine, grand!

Oh, you're not fine!

What's wrong?

You don't know?

....are you ok?

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By *ohng69Man
39 weeks ago

athenry

The true meaning of "I'm fine"

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By *aseylee324Couple
39 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process"

How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
39 weeks ago

Newtownabbey

How good it feels to take your bra off as soon as you come I'm the back door after work

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

What the correct answer is to the question “does my bum look big in this?”

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By *habMan
39 weeks ago

Boomtown


"The true meaning of "I'm fine""

Fu*ked up

Insecure

Neurotic

Emotional

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By *ack_Pot_69Man
39 weeks ago

Belfast


"How good it feels to take your bra off as soon as you come I'm the back door after work"

I'd like to see you take your bra off as I come in the back door

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West

What my pores look like.

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By *ohng69Man
39 weeks ago

athenry

Does No mean No or does it mean Yes

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By *ofusplusCouple
39 weeks ago

Limerick

The satisfaction in doing a proper cleaning job.

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By *aughty MilfCouple
39 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland


"How good it feels to take your bra off as soon as you come I'm the back door after work"
definitely

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By *rinibooWoman
39 weeks ago

clare

The joy of taking clothes and bra off after a long day

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By *ittleBoPeeping OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"The joy of taking clothes and bra off after a long day "

The joy of someone else taking them off us...

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By *ittleBoPeeping OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process

How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling "

Oven trays, apparently. I am our dishwasher though, so can't test this ..

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By *exyScientistsCouple
39 weeks ago

Castlebar


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process"

Not true - apparently Mr has to reload it every time I put something in

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By *exyScientistsCouple
39 weeks ago

Castlebar

Whether we have fanny flutters or not

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By *ittleBoPeeping OP   Woman
39 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"Whether we have fanny flutters or not "

Oh I'll gladly tell a man if he causes this

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process

How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling

Oven trays, apparently. I am our dishwasher though, so can't test this .."

My family were on holidays last week

The toilet seats in the house have never been so clean

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process

How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling "

I love seeing people's face when I open it to reveal a row of glass dildos

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By *otownkid1967Man
39 weeks ago

Portlaoise

How I will be ready in 5 mins turns out to be 45 mins.

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
39 weeks ago

Ennis


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process

Not true - apparently Mr has to reload it every time I put something in "

Same here! Apparently, I do it wrong

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By *oserMan
39 weeks ago

where the wild roses grow


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process

How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling

I love seeing people's face when I open it to reveal a row of glass dildos "

Legend

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By *igtasty121Man
39 weeks ago

Nowhere

Getting all your drinks paid for…

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By *exyScientistsCouple
39 weeks ago

Castlebar


"Getting all your drinks paid for…"

No ones ever paid for all my drinks...but if you're offering?

MrsS

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
39 weeks ago

South Down

What it's like to put down the toilet seat without thinking...

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By *igtasty121Man
39 weeks ago

Nowhere


"Getting all your drinks paid for…

No ones ever paid for all my drinks...but if you're offering?

MrsS"

Lol Mrs…

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By *ub23Man
39 weeks ago

wandering


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process"

I thought this happens automatically?

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By *panishRebelMan
39 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Ohhh so many things I never knew.....my blissful ignorance has been taken from me now ....I feel violated

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By *ural delightMan
39 weeks ago

Enniskillen

Being right

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By *ozzlesMan
39 weeks ago

galway


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process

How about what else you can put in the dishwasher and that come out sparkling

Oven trays, apparently. I am our dishwasher though, so can't test this .."

Over trays for sure, Fridge drawers and shelves

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By *itlbeeCouple
39 weeks ago

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Having to weigh up the risk of getting murdered with every date or meet...

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By *igtasty121Man
39 weeks ago

Nowhere


"Having to weigh up the risk of getting murdered with every date or meet...

"

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By *easingTimMan
39 weeks ago

Loughlinstown

The correct answer to...

"Which of these looks better on me?"

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

"Houston we have a problem."

*What?*

"Our equipment is malfunctioning and our backup life support has failed, it's just been a horrible day."

*Roger that. Have you tried restarting the...*

"OMG Houston, stop trying to fix the problem, I just want you to listen and be supportive!"

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By *astelloWoman
39 weeks ago

Far far away

Period pain

Menstruation

Child birth

Hormones

Come into our world for a while..

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By *lamingo57Woman
39 weeks ago

Carrick


"How good it feels to take your bra off as soon as you come I'm the back door after work"

Mine is off in the car on the way home

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By *chochamberWoman
39 weeks ago

Munster

Feeling vaginal discharge and not knowing if its just a normal self cleaning oven clear discharge..... Or if its your period starting and having to run to the bathroom to check.

The alarm!!

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By *chochamberWoman
39 weeks ago

Munster

The exhilaration after childbirth, once the pain is over, but all the endorphins are still pumping.

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By *chochamberWoman
39 weeks ago

Munster

The smell of cabbage leaves, like tea, when they have been compressed against your boobs to keep the swelling down post childbirth...... Lols, cabbage boob soup.

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By *aseylee324Couple
39 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

The relief (or crushing disappointment) when a period starts

The delight of mammograms and smear tests

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By *og-ManMan
39 weeks ago

somewhere

Its not all sweetness and light for us during childbirth either ladies and the 2 weeks before your period isn't exactly a walk in the park for us.

Just saying

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
39 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

Having fanny flutters

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By *otownkid1967Man
39 weeks ago

Portlaoise


"Period pain

Menstruation

Child birth

Hormones

Come into our world for a while..

"

Think man Flu trumps all the above.

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By *xstevenxxMan
39 weeks ago

Ashbourne


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process

Not true - apparently Mr has to reload it every time I put something in "

We had a quote - it stayed in the dishwasher till it came out clean

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
39 weeks ago

belfast


"How good it feels to take your bra off as soon as you come I'm the back door after work"

Maybe you should have a nice person arranged to give your breasts a nice massage after “the release”. Or an all over massage before setting down for the evening, just a thought.

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By *iktikiCouple
39 weeks ago

cork


"The relief (or crushing disappointment) when a period starts

The delight of mammograms and smear tests"

Prostrate exam beats dem hands down

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
39 weeks ago

City Centre

Things men will never know...

What it feels like to have orgasms in quick succession.

We love foreplay and lot's of it.

How to say "I don't know".

Ask for directions.

How irksome manspreading is.

That I don't know where it is or where you put it.

Even though I said I wasn't hungry I am gonna want to eat your food

That a belt can help some men with not showing the crack of his ass at every opportunity

That I can and will zone out when anything sport related is on or being talked about.

That I'm always right. Except for when I'm wrong and then I can happily admit to that too.

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By *otwife massageMan
39 weeks ago

waterford kilkenny wexford


"Period pain

Menstruation

Child birth

Hormones

Come into our world for a while..

"

Nah your fine thanks

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By *onderingpurposeMan
39 weeks ago

Belfast


"The smell of cabbage leaves, like tea, when they have been compressed against your boobs to keep the swelling down post childbirth...... Lols, cabbage boob soup. "

Exsqueeze me

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By *onderingpurposeMan
39 weeks ago

Belfast


"The intricacies of the dishwasher loading process"

Some people can load a dishwasher. Others can not. A member of one of these groups will invariably find a member of the other sect and move in together.

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By *educing_EmCouple
39 weeks ago

Tipperary

What it feels like to have your vagina bleach your favourite underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

That your worth as person is based on your looks

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By *lueLotusWoman
39 weeks ago

the _ilderness

That we ALWAYS know when you're looking at our asses

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By *electableicecreamMan
39 weeks ago

The West


"That we ALWAYS know when you're looking at our asses "

That's easy. We are ALWAYS looking at your asses.

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By *lueLotusWoman
39 weeks ago

the _ilderness

We know lol.

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By *indenMan
39 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

What women are actually thinking…..

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
38 weeks ago

Magical Forrest


"What women are actually thinking….. "

But do you really want to know ?? Might scare ya

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By *ot neuteredMan
38 weeks ago

Kildare

Why all that stuff in a handbag is needed

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By *indenMan
38 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"What women are actually thinking…..

But do you really want to know ?? Might scare ya "

I always assumed the universe was designed like this, and probably for good reason….

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By *ittleBoPeeping OP   Woman
38 weeks ago

Galway, Clare


"Why all that stuff in a handbag is needed "

Just in case.....

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By *lueLotusWoman
38 weeks ago

the _ilderness


"Why all that stuff in a handbag is needed "

Because we are the true providers of everything.

I was on a date the other night and he asked did I have a tissue then stated 'girls always have tissues' and yes of course I had tissues in my bag

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By *cotsguyyMan
38 weeks ago

Belfast


"The relief (or crushing disappointment) when a period starts

The delight of mammograms and smear tests

Prostrate exam beats dem hands down "

Hands down?

A whole hand ??!

You might want to check the credentials of the "doctor", it's only supposed to be a finger.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
38 weeks ago

Magical Forrest

We do research on men we are going out with on a date, better than the gardai

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By *exyScientistsCouple
38 weeks ago

Castlebar

What it's like wearing a dress and no knickers on a cold night out

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By *cotsguyyMan
38 weeks ago

Belfast


"What it's like wearing a dress and no knickers on a cold night out "

Scotsman here, say no more.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
38 weeks ago

Castlebar


"What it's like wearing a dress and no knickers on a cold night out

Scotsman here, say no more. "

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"What it's like wearing a dress and no knickers on a cold night out

Scotsman here, say no more.

Fair point "

Did your Gran not warn you Ne'er cast a clout till May is out, you could catch a nasty chill

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By *cotsguyyMan
38 weeks ago

Belfast


"What it's like wearing a dress and no knickers on a cold night out

Scotsman here, say no more.

Fair point

Did your Gran not warn you Ne'er cast a clout till May is out, you could catch a nasty chill "

You sound just like her, but she'd say cloot and oot.

I'm casting no cloots till the fiery ball is back in the sky regardless of the month.

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By *itygamesMan
38 weeks ago

UK

How difficult it can be to walk , dance , drive in high heels

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By *og-ManMan
38 weeks ago

somewhere


"How difficult it can be to walk , dance , drive in high heels"

In fairness to some male friends on here they do

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