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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I'm sorry about the crude thread title But it's kinda funny.

I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance

Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???

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By *indenMan
41 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I’m expecting this thread to be removed under the official secrets act shortly…shhhh….

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Awful tack, only really started noticing it recently too!

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Women need to know!! I shoulda been warned!! lol

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By *aid backMan
41 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out

You should see the filters from a hot tub

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"You should see the filters from a hot tub "

Eeek

Blocked right up???

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By *ealitybitesMan
41 weeks ago

Belfast


"Women need to know!! I shoulda been warned!! lol "

It's available in all good builders merchants.

It's known as CumTack and marketed as CT1

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By *affa31Woman
41 weeks ago

Galway

I nearly ch*ked on a sausage reading that

If it’s in your hair, it’s full on gorilla glue!

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By *heCatWhoGotTheCream2024Man
41 weeks ago

Funville

It's like gremlins..

Don't get it wet..

Don't let it out after midnight

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By *ndie and CindyCouple
41 weeks ago

Dublin


"You should see the filters from a hot tub

Eeek

Blocked right up??? "

And with that Day Spas have become oh so less appealing……

Ella

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"I nearly ch*ked on a sausage reading that

If it’s in your hair, it’s full on gorilla glue!"

It was on my tummy, looking like the skin peel after sunburn and itchy as hell ...

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By *affa31Woman
41 weeks ago

Galway


"I nearly ch*ked on a sausage reading that

If it’s in your hair, it’s full on gorilla glue!

It was on my tummy, looking like the skin peel after sunburn and itchy as hell ... "

Bahahaha

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By *indenMan
41 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

WD40 should take that right off….

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By *voidingboredomMan
41 weeks ago

around


"

It was on my tummy, looking like the skin peel after sunburn and itchy as hell ... "

Itchy? Either you've very sensitive skin or that gentleman needs to investigate his diet

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By *ealitybitesMan
41 weeks ago

Belfast


"WD40 should take that right off…."

FFS. She's just outside my age filters.

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By *ealitybitesMan
41 weeks ago

Belfast


"

It was on my tummy, looking like the skin peel after sunburn and itchy as hell ...

Itchy? Either you've very sensitive skin or that gentleman needs to investigate his diet

"

More pineapples, less pine sap

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"I nearly ch*ked on a sausage reading that

If it’s in your hair, it’s full on gorilla glue!

It was on my tummy, looking like the skin peel after sunburn and itchy as hell ...

Bahahaha"

Once I discovered what it was I went all scientific on it, you'll be pleased to hear

It's got to do with coagulants, anticoagulants and proteins.... Sperm is complicated stuff

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"WD40 should take that right off….

FFS. She's just outside my age filters."

Were you gonna offer What a gent!!

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By *ealitybitesMan
41 weeks ago

Belfast


"WD40 should take that right off….

FFS. She's just outside my age filters.

Were you gonna offer What a gent!!"

No. WD is only 40

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By *indenMan
41 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"WD40 should take that right off….

FFS. She's just outside my age filters.

Were you gonna offer What a gent!!

No. WD is only 40 "

Ah FFS, I’ve been looking for the profile WD40…..

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By *ealitybitesMan
41 weeks ago

Belfast


"WD40 should take that right off….

FFS. She's just outside my age filters.

Were you gonna offer What a gent!!

No. WD is only 40

Ah FFS, I’ve been looking for the profile WD40….. "

Her ma was big into spitroasting and had a profile here years ago called 3-in-one.

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
41 weeks ago

Ennis

Doesn't even have to be that hot water!

Something I learned the hard way not long ago involving my hair

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By *ickin2Man
41 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I nearly ch*ked on a sausage reading that

If it’s in your hair, it’s full on gorilla glue!"

Must have been a nice sausage

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By *eralt80Man
41 weeks ago

cork

That’s turned me right off my bowl of midday porridge

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By *eeingWhatsHere21Man
41 weeks ago

Northside


"I'm sorry about the crude thread title But it's kinda funny.

I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance

Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???

"

There probably could be a PSA of some kind on this to bring everyone into the know, but from my experience it technically would and wouldn't be common knowledge to men.

Most guys learn early on about what happens when you use hot water to clean off cum, its common knowledge to know about how it only substitutes the problem rather than actually resolving it. What they don't normally know is that cold water, and by that I mean properly cold water, works insanely well as an alternative.

I think it has something to do with the protein based nature of semen which makes it react badly when its temperature suddenly goes up, but as long as the temperature stays low its far easier to rinse/clean off!

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By *indenMan
41 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"That’s turned me right off my bowl of midday porridge "

Have you tried making it with milk so it doesn’t react with the cum?

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By *electableicecreamMan
41 weeks ago

The West

Like a poached egg

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By *dfabMan
41 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Some of the responses above have absolutely . Well done the comedians and the OP for kicking it off

Or should that be flicking?

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By *eralt80Man
41 weeks ago

cork


"That’s turned me right off my bowl of midday porridge

Have you tried making it with milk so it doesn’t react with the cum?"

Porridge should only be made with milk, I’ll not have any of the watery gruel spoiling my appetite

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By *indenMan
41 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"That’s turned me right off my bowl of midday porridge

Have you tried making it with milk so it doesn’t react with the cum?

Porridge should only be made with milk, I’ll not have any of the watery gruel spoiling my appetite "

I’m just trying to take dietary restriction into account, have you tried WD40?…..

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere

Least favorite job in the world

Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house

Between the glue and the hair

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By *affa31Woman
41 weeks ago

Galway


"Least favorite job in the world

Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house

Between the glue and the hair "

Oh sweet Jesus

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Least favorite job in the world

Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house

Between the glue and the hair "

Noooo

I'd be nailing a warning to the bathroom door ... No shower-wanking here

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere


"Least favorite job in the world

Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house

Between the glue and the hair

Noooo

I'd be nailing a warning to the bathroom door ... No shower-wanking here "

Remember being a member of a gym

( I know yeah )

Sign on wall....no shaving pubic hair or masturbating in the showers

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By *electableicecreamMan
41 weeks ago

The West


"Least favorite job in the world

Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house

Between the glue and the hair "

Things no one ever, ever, ever tells you before you have kids.

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere


"Least favorite job in the world

Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house

Between the glue and the hair

Things no one ever, ever, ever tells you before you have kids."

Well that and they come out Purple

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
41 weeks ago

Cork


"I'm sorry about the crude thread title But it's kinda funny.

I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance

Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???

There probably could be a PSA of some kind on this to bring everyone into the know, but from my experience it technically would and wouldn't be common knowledge to men.

Most guys learn early on about what happens when you use hot water to clean off cum, its common knowledge to know about how it only substitutes the problem rather than actually resolving it. What they don't normally know is that cold water, and by that I mean properly cold water, works insanely well as an alternative.

I think it has something to do with the protein based nature of semen which makes it react badly when its temperature suddenly goes up, but as long as the temperature stays low its far easier to rinse/clean off!"

Bodily fluids should always be washed with cold water due to the proteins apparently.

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
41 weeks ago

Ennis


"Least favorite job in the world

Cleaning the filters in my shower every few days when you have 2 boys in the house

Between the glue and the hair "

Thank god, we haven't reached that stage with ours yet

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By *ot neuteredMan
41 weeks ago

Kildare

I've noticed if it's on my leg in the shower it feels like I'm getting a leg wax when I'm trying to wash it off

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By *Belfast_FellaMan
41 weeks ago

belfast

There have been times when my cock has accidentally glued itself to my leg and pulling it away has been pure agony.

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By *rokenAngelandTheDivilCouple
41 weeks ago

Near By

As the saying goes, ya learn something new every day lol

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By *panishRebelMan
41 weeks ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

Never noticed an issue myself. Then again I wash myself with good old soap and water

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere


"As the saying goes, ya learn something new every day lol"

Not the type of thing to talk about at a social

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By *igglefunWoman
41 weeks ago

Cork


"There have been times when my cock has accidentally glued itself to my leg and pulling it away has been pure agony."

Do U need someone to rub it better for u

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By *rokenAngelandTheDivilCouple
41 weeks ago

Near By


"As the saying goes, ya learn something new every day lol

Not the type of thing to talk about at a social "

Probably not lol

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Never noticed an issue myself. Then again I wash myself with good old soap and water "

Heeyyyy, excuse moi! I was all soaped up AND rinsed off. It's not me, it's the jizz

And yes Bog I do agree it's a topic not for socials I promise I won't bring it up again

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere


"Never noticed an issue myself. Then again I wash myself with good old soap and water

Heeyyyy, excuse moi! I was all soaped up AND rinsed off. It's not me, it's the jizz

And yes Bog I do agree it's a topic not for socials I promise I won't bring it up again "

Remember the social we met at when 9 people were in a shower in a different room....hate to be that housekeeper

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By *readfred2024Man
41 weeks ago

Belfast and Leeds


"I'm sorry about the crude thread title But it's kinda funny.

I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance

Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???

"

Am sworn to secrecy!!

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By *aid backMan
41 weeks ago

by a lake with my rod out


"You should see the filters from a hot tub

Eeek

Blocked right up???

And with that Day Spas have become oh so less appealing……

Ella "

I had one when I lived in the UK and between fake tan long hair and cum. No matter how much chlorine you put in the filters are like a crime scene hot tub fun was cancelled it's glorious for drinks and a soak but no cumming in it

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
41 weeks ago

South Down

Things I didn't know but really needed to #1384

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere


"I'm sorry about the crude thread title But it's kinda funny.

I just found out what happens when semen and hot shower-water mix and it's a whole other substance

Is this common knowledge or mens well-kept secret???

There probably could be a PSA of some kind on this to bring everyone into the know, but from my experience it technically would and wouldn't be common knowledge to men.

Most guys learn early on about what happens when you use hot water to clean off cum, its common knowledge to know about how it only substitutes the problem rather than actually resolving it. What they don't normally know is that cold water, and by that I mean properly cold water, works insanely well as an alternative.

I think it has something to do with the protein based nature of semen which makes it react badly when its temperature suddenly goes up, but as long as the temperature stays low its far easier to rinse/clean off!

Bodily fluids should always be washed with cold water due to the proteins apparently. "

Handy to know when I turn into a serial killer

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By *otownkid1967Man
41 weeks ago

Portlaoise

I always think of the Ben Stiller film where it is used as hair gel

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"I always think of the Ben Stiller film where it is used as hair gel "

All this time I thought they were exaggerating for dramatic effect

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere

The other thing I noticed is that for such a small amount of fluid it gets feckin everywhere

Just when you think you've cleaned it all up sometimes you find more of it on the bedsheets

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By *tomikMan
41 weeks ago

London

Cum is a great lube until it hits water. And water is not a lube. Sex in a shower/bath/hot tube can be uncomfortable. Although, it doesn't stop us all hahaha.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
41 weeks ago

Midlands


"I always think of the Ben Stiller film where it is used as hair gel

All this time I thought they were exaggerating for dramatic effect "

Lol. You should see it on back of her jacket and tell her there’s nothing there going out lol.

Got an ating and a dry clean bill lol. (May pay it some time lol)

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
41 weeks ago

Ennis


"I always think of the Ben Stiller film where it is used as hair gel

All this time I thought they were exaggerating for dramatic effect "

I used to think the same... until some ended up in my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

That’s how they make tech 7 with the secret sauce

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"I always think of the Ben Stiller film where it is used as hair gel

All this time I thought they were exaggerating for dramatic effect

Lol. You should see it on back of her jacket and tell her there’s nothing there going out lol.

Got an ating and a dry clean bill lol. (May pay it some time lol)"

That's more like Fr.Jack kinda behaviour than a Gentleman, Jack

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By *ceryMan
41 weeks ago

Malahide & Waterford

Imagine what it does to your insides

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere


"Imagine what it does to your insides "

Stomach acid

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By *eralt80Man
41 weeks ago

cork


"Imagine what it does to your insides

Stomach acid "

Like when we were younger and told not to swallow chewing gum as it would stick our insides together

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere


"Imagine what it does to your insides

Stomach acid

Like when we were younger and told not to swallow chewing gum as it would stick our insides together "

Was that not true.....I still dont swallow chewing gum and always put it in the bin

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By *eralt80Man
41 weeks ago

cork


"Imagine what it does to your insides

Stomach acid

Like when we were younger and told not to swallow chewing gum as it would stick our insides together

Was that not true.....I still dont swallow chewing gum and always put it in the bin "

I haven’t a clue but shur isn’t it better to be safe than sorry

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By *electableicecreamMan
41 weeks ago

The West

I keep clicking on this thread and I don't know why.

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By *ubadubdub OP   Woman
41 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"I keep clicking on this thread and I don't know why."

The thread must have the same properties as the substance it refers to. Just sticks with ya

Sorry

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By *ickin2Man
41 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I keep clicking on this thread and I don't know why.

The thread must have the same properties as the substance it refers to. Just sticks with ya

Sorry "

Lovely comment

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By *affa31Woman
41 weeks ago

Galway

I’m my new favourite thread

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By *ickin2Man
41 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"I’m my new favourite thread "

Tell us more

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By *electableicecreamMan
41 weeks ago

The West


"I keep clicking on this thread and I don't know why.

The thread must have the same properties as the substance it refers to. Just sticks with ya

Sorry "

It's like someone came in my eye and I tried to wash it out with warm water and now I'm just glued to the thread

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By *og-ManMan
41 weeks ago

somewhere


"I keep clicking on this thread and I don't know why.

The thread must have the same properties as the substance it refers to. Just sticks with ya

Sorry

It's like someone came in my eye and I tried to wash it out with warm water and now I'm just glued to the thread

"

I think a couple of years ago a woman wrote that the fella shot his load and hit her in the eye

She had to explain to the doctor in the A&E how she had an infected eye

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By *ndqtMan
41 weeks ago

The Wild West

Given we are in the era of sustainabilty, circular economy, preserving the planet etc etc... is there a case to be made for a business venture here, taking on the big chemical giants with our "organic" mid strength adhesive....

What should the product be called? ???

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
41 weeks ago

waterford

I wonder if it could be used to seal envelopes ?

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