FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest Conversation Or Encounter?

By (user no longer on site) OP
43 weeks ago

I'm sure we all have had some kind of strangeness since we logged onto this weird and wonderful site. I think I have been extremely lucky in the people I have met. I have, however, had a couple of very strange requests which thankfully I stayed away from.

One lady asked me if I fancied doing some brother/sister role play when we met up. When I asked her why that's a kink she casually told me her and her brother used to have sex when they were 17/18. But it's grand now because she only blew him once in the last 10 years.

Another bizarre one was a girl who wanted an new older guy as the last one had asked her to put on his daughters school uniform when she arrived to his house.

So what's your WTF moments ?

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By *illow and FionnCouple
43 weeks ago

Cork

Met a spainish couple on Fab a few years ago. Met them for a social drink first. They arrived, sat down and the lady had a face on her.

They proceeded to sit in silence. Started arguing in spainish. Then, me being irish, I was uncomfortable with the silence so spent an hour trying to make small talk and get them to engage in conversation.

I decided to go to the toilet for a reset and break. When I arrived back Willow informed me that they all sat in silence while I was gone.

I called for the bill and we left.

About 4 hours later I recieved a message from them saying they would love to meet us again.

Was the worst social experience of my life

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By *og-ManMan
43 weeks ago

somewhere

Weirdest ones are the conversations in private messages where I'm asked for advice about something and end up being asked questions about sexual stuff thats illegal

Block everytime and have deleted a few friends that went that way

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I’ve had a random private message after being in the chat rooms by a faceless “lady’s” profile cheerfully telling me to “die wanker” that was nice, hope she’s doing well

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By *ollypop9Woman
43 weeks ago

wouldn't you like to know

I was asked by a guy if I'd meet him and his dad together.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I'd not say its the weirdest thing, but I have found it odd when you just get a message that says

"Hi" or "Hey"

Then when you reply nothing more! Its like what do you want me to do with that?! haha

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By *og-ManMan
43 weeks ago

somewhere

Weirdest encounter....when another messaging App had live video and a couple were in a hotel room doing everything under my intructions as they requested

Don't think anything was out of bounds and they really went for it and enjoyed themselves

Me.....I was lying face down on a hospital bed while recovering from an operation and trying to relax with a raging hard-on that I could do nothing about

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
43 weeks ago

Kildare

The Westmeath farmer who wanted to give me a good rogering in his stables with his horse Max watching. It's six year's ago he sent that message but I'll never forget the horses name poor thing has seen some things

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By *annyZ100Man
43 weeks ago

Limerick

"I’ve had a random private message after being in the chat rooms by a faceless “lady’s” profile cheerfully telling me to “die wanker” that was nice, hope she’s doing well

Maybe she was German

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By *ano53Man
43 weeks ago

Wicklow

"The Westmeath farmer who wanted to give me a good rogering in his stables with his horse Max watching. It's six year's ago he sent that message but I'll never forget the horses name poor thing has seen some things

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Brilliant lol

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By *hoenixagamTV/TS
43 weeks ago

Rural

The guy who couldn't get hard then wanted to stick his fingers my bum.

Then wanked himself off eventually came, almost had a nervous breakdown and said he's a sex addict and had a slip and spent thousands the last few months on sex worker's

Then started showing me the ladies of the night on some dodgy website, then went all weird and edgy. Asked me to delete his number, then said he's leaving fab and sorting his life out.

I deleted his number and him mine, I don't call or text anyone from fab out of the blue anyhow.

Oh he said before we met he was seperated, then after he shot his load he's living in the same house and not seperated and needs to fix his marriage.

Then started showing me the ladies he met again,at this stage I just wanted him to dissaper or leave. He eventually got the message. On the way out he told me that I might be a sex addict and to seek help

In all seriousness I don't think about sex throughout the day I can compartmentalize this and my life outside my kinks.

A month later he messaged me from another account, kept pestering me wouldn't send me a picture. Eventually he sent his picture, it was your man. He actually thought I wouldn't recognise him. I responded that I'm not meeting him and that he nearly had a nervous breakdown the last time and I felt uncomfortable. He said ok

Then the following day he messaged me again from another profile asking me to leave him alone.

For weeks after if I heard a car late at night I'd be thinking is it your man

First time he came he stopped outside every house like a kirb crawler or Ted Bundy leering into houses.

I asked him not to be doing that and gave him clear directions and postcode. He still drove along the road like a psychopath

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By *oxxxVixenCouple
43 weeks ago

Tipp, Clare,

We went away for the weekend recently with Whosnear on as we were open to a bit of fun!

A guy we briefly chatted to, who then started persistently messaging, turned up at our hotel and sat at the bar staring at us all night. (Even though we denied it was us) He then went into the local village drove around looking for us and then ended up back in the lobby of our hotel.

Very Creepy!!

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By *oxxxVixenCouple
43 weeks ago

Tipp, Clare,

That plus the "Spanx Guy"

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By *electableicecreamMan
43 weeks ago

The West

After getting to my hotel room at about 4.30am after a very big social event I got a fab message that I assumed to be from a guy because it said 'your very sexy'.

It was a couple's account though and we messaged back and forth a bit until I figured out that they wanted me to come outside and join them in their car in the car park.

It was an offer to good to refuse. They had a very nice car. There was no small talk.

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By *ealitybitesMan
43 weeks ago

Belfast

I've had one woman who was completely convinced I was one of her work colleagues and she was dropping codewords in messages that meant absolutely nothing to me.

I thought she was on something but she was deadly serious and kept talking about green trousers.

Long story short she was a member of the PSNI but obviously not a detective.

I've also had a man I'd never heard of verify me through a fab hiking group that he wasn't a member of but somehow knew the location of the hikes.

The weird part was that he verified me as a very sexy woman and he looked forward to spending more time with me.

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By *illow and FionnCouple
43 weeks ago

Cork

"I’ve had a random private message after being in the chat rooms by a faceless “lady’s” profile cheerfully telling me to “die wanker” that was nice, hope she’s doing well

To quote side show Bob, maybe she was talking German and in fact she was calling you The Wanker. Not that that's any better

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By *illow and FionnCouple
43 weeks ago

Cork

"I was asked by a guy if I'd meet him and his dad together.

Holy fuck!!!

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By *og-ManMan
43 weeks ago

somewhere

"I was asked by a guy if I'd meet him and his dad together.

Holy fuck!!! "

No family fuck

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By *traight sligoguy67Man
43 weeks ago

sligo

"We went away for the weekend recently with Whosnear on as we were open to a bit of fun!

Very Creepy!!"

Outrageously creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

I met a lady last year who didn't want to use her own bedroom but use a kids bedroom instead. Ah, no thanks, surrounded by kids toys and stuff, I legged it out the door. She was very well verified so I can imagine how many guys were there before

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By *iscuits8Man
43 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"I was asked by a guy if I'd meet him and his dad together.

Holy fuck!!!

No family fuck

Maybe he was a priest

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By *traight sligoguy67Man
43 weeks ago

sligo

"I met a lady last year who didn't want to use her own bedroom but use a kids bedroom instead. Ah, no thanks, surrounded by kids toys and stuff, I legged it out the door. She was very well verified so I can imagine how many guys were there before "

How did the second date go

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

How did the second date go

The block button worked....

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

"I was asked by a guy if I'd meet him and his dad together.

I had this too....He wanted to watch his Dad ("pound me") have sex with me....I thought he was actually having me on....But he was very serious & proceeded to give me their address

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By *tillWaters182Man
43 weeks ago

Dublin

You'd have to ask what they considered a disappointing meet!

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
43 weeks ago

Kildare

Somebody asked me to role play being his step mum so I told him to put the bins out and clean his room. Not the role-playing he expected

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By *yeCandyDublinCouple
43 weeks ago

Lucan

"Somebody asked me to role play being his step mum so I told him to put the bins out and clean his room. Not the role-playing he expected

I’m in stitches here Rosy

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By *teppenwolfMan
43 weeks ago

Cork

"Met a spainish couple on Fab a few years ago. Met them for a social drink first. They arrived, sat down and the lady had a face on her.

I decided to go to the toilet for a reset and break. When I arrived back Willow informed me that they all sat in silence while I was gone.

I called for the bill and we left.

About 4 hours later I recieved a message from them saying they would love to meet us again.

Was the worst social experience of my life"

Bizarre....

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By *ateniteCouple
43 weeks ago

Youghal

"We went away for the weekend recently with Whosnear on as we were open to a bit of fun!

Very Creepy!!"

We've not had anything too bizarre, but something similar to this. Out for a meal with another fab couple when we got messages from a guy saying "the ladies look amazing", "hope your steaks were nice", just a running commentary on our evening but had his own profile hidden. Like, if he wasn't being all creepy about it we probably would have invited him to join us for a drink.

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By *9molotov69Man
43 weeks ago

Dublin

I met a woman from here in a carpark in swords neither of us even got out of the car she said follow me down to her house so me being real easy going said ok an did, when I went into her house she straight away spent 25 mins looking for her sky remote while I sat there, then she came back an told me to strip off she wants to see my cock, I'd be confident in myself etc so I said ok thinking she was gonna do the same only she stood there looking at me, she didn't take off her clothes just stood there, she did go down on me but the whole thing just felt weird I didn't enjoy myself so I didn't cum but I faked it that I enjoyed myself and she said ok bye now. No doubt she's done the same to other men on here so I wouldn't ever name drop. But never again.

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By *s LollyWoman
43 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Conversation has to be the one who wanted to meet me late at night in my local Tesco carpark, no talking just jump into the backseat of my car and let him fuck me with a courgette and let him lick the cum off it .....Block....was telling a fab friend about it and a few days later met him for a coffee, in the middle of Costa he drops on the table the biggest courgette he could find.....

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By *og-ManMan
43 weeks ago

somewhere

"Conversation has to be the one who wanted to meet me late at night in my local Tesco carpark, no talking just jump into the backseat of my car and let him fuck me with a courgette and let him lick the cum off it .....Block....was telling a fab friend about it and a few days later met him for a coffee, in the middle of Costa he drops on the table the biggest courgette he could find.....

The dirty fecker

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By *ohannonMan
43 weeks ago

Louth / Meath

Been on & off fab for a few years, got the same message twice on my previous profile & this profile. A lad wanted me to meet his sister in a bar, chat her up & get her to take me home & fuck her while he was in the next room wanking to the sounds of us. Very bizarre.

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By *s LollyWoman
43 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The dirty fecker

The courgette fabber or the friend

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By *og-ManMan
43 weeks ago

somewhere

The dirty fecker

The courgette fabber or the friend

Definitely the friend

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By *he FirefliesCouple
43 weeks ago

Dunleer

Heard a very similar story from a fab friend. However the guy wanted the horse involved too.

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By *rRiosMan
43 weeks ago

dublin

Got a message from a “couple”. Their opening gambit was “got kik?” Red flags already flying at half mast but I’m intrigued so sure, I share. Check their profile again, immediately blocked!

Kik message was basically “come over and suck my cock while my English dom watches on Skype for €50” politely decline and suggest if he’s a sub his dom should be surely encouraging him to be sucking my cock. Red flags at full mast but memeing at the situation.

He said he’d suck my cock for €100. Politely refuse again so he offers to put on something sexy for me. Politely turn down again, offer is then reduced to free. I say “I’m not him, hope you find what you’re looking for” he laughs and says no worries. Alls well that ends well, no one was hurt, best of luck to him/them.

Quite tame by the standards set here but I found it a little bizarre. I think I’ve seen the couple being complained about on other threads too.

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By *ndqtMan
43 weeks ago

The Wild West

I know a guy with a horse called max... and he likes to feed it courgettes as a treat...

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By *ythenMan
43 weeks ago

North Co. Dublin

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By *ulu00Woman
43 weeks ago

Donegal

"I was asked by a guy if I'd meet him and his dad together.

Similiar to Lolly, Ive been asked to meet 2 bi brothers

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By *ulu00Woman
43 weeks ago

Donegal

He comes back every now and again

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By *heMystroMan
43 weeks ago

Dublin

Met a fab couple who wanted him to watch me play with the new wife, when they were on honeymoon.

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
43 weeks ago

Kildare

Somebody just messaged looking to sniff a line off my arse....like call me old fashioned but take me to dinner before you want to sniff my nether regions

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By *affa31Woman
43 weeks ago

Galway

"Somebody just messaged looking to sniff a line off my arse....like call me old fashioned but take me to dinner before you want to sniff my nether regions

Ah he’s making the rounds today so

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By *rRiosMan
43 weeks ago

dublin

"Somebody just messaged looking to sniff a line off my arse....like call me old fashioned but take me to dinner before you want to sniff my nether regions

How uncouth of me, would you like to go for dinner?

I was asked does my wife do doggy on all fours and if so, have the kids ever walked in when she is in that position.

1. Don’t have a wife

2. Don’t have kids

3. Surely doggy by its very nature has to be on all fours? It’s a bit like saying “does she ever get on top when she does cowgirl?”

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

After repeatedly messaging 'no thanks' to a guy wanting to suck my cock. He promised I could fuck his mother if I would let him suck it. 'She's on here too' he says. 'We've played together before with guys' says he. Now, I know a spoofer when I hear one but this guy was serious, no doubt it. His profile was pretty grim and creepy.

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By *ulu00Woman
42 weeks ago

Donegal

"After repeatedly messaging 'no thanks' to a guy wanting to suck my cock. He promised I could fuck his mother if I would let him suck it. 'She's on here too' he says. 'We've played together before with guys' says he. Now, I know a spoofer when I hear one but this guy was serious, no doubt it. His profile was pretty grim and creepy."

Sometimes you hear about a family that makes you look at your own and go do ya know what it could be worse

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By *carlett!Woman
42 weeks ago

"Somebody just messaged looking to sniff a line off my arse....like call me old fashioned but take me to dinner before you want to sniff my nether regions

Ah he’s making the rounds today so

Got that message too lol

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By *carlett!Woman
42 weeks ago

"I was asked by a guy if I'd meet him and his dad together.

Similiar to Lolly, Ive been asked to meet 2 bi brothers

I've got that one before :|

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By *carlett!Woman
42 weeks ago

There's too many odd messages to chose from lol latest one would have to be the guy telling me I could use his tesco clubcard if I let him fuck me. Weird.

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By *ungry CatCouple
42 weeks ago

Belfast

Someone offered me to be dominated in their lorry cabin. Does that count?

Missus

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By *ungry CatCouple
42 weeks ago

Belfast

Oh and a special shout out to countless messages I receive from people my age or a year younger looking for an "older mild lady" to take advantage of them. One way to make a woman feel like shit...

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Sometimes you hear about a family that makes you look at your own and go do ya know what it could be worse

Ain't that the truth!

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By *dfabMan
42 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"Oh and a special shout out to countless messages I receive from people my age or a year younger looking for an "older mild lady" to take advantage of them. One way to make a woman feel like shit... "

Mild?

WTF is that about?

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By *osyRedLipsWoman
42 weeks ago

Kildare

"There's too many odd messages to chose from lol latest one would have to be the guy telling me I could use his tesco clubcard if I let him fuck me. Weird. "

Ah I feel terrible now I thought he was saving up all his Club card points to wine and dine me with a Tesco meal deal

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By *aseloadedMan
42 weeks ago

City Centre

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By *aseloadedMan
42 weeks ago

City Centre

"Been on & off fab for a few years, got the same message twice on my previous profile & this profile. A lad wanted me to meet his sister in a bar, chat her up & get her to take me home & fuck her while he was in the next room wanking to the sounds of us. Very bizarre."

Got same message recently.

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