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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands

“Pinched” from the lounge with my own twist..

1) looking at your friends mammys differently. Mmmm

2) discovering humping the carpet felt good when looking at the shop catalog differently especially the godsend lingerie n hosiery sections.

3) discovering wanking ..,and not going blind

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
45 weeks ago

Northside

Now,if I didn't know better, I'd think you were me!!! Exactly those 3 things you listed!!! The friends mammy still looks great even now!! Littlewoods catalogue was posh porn! And wanking daily, sometimes twice a day!! Great memories

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
45 weeks ago

Northside


"Now,if I didn't know better, I'd think you were me!!! Exactly those 3 things you listed!!! The friends mammy still looks great even now!! Littlewoods catalogue was posh porn! And wanking daily, sometimes twice a day!! Great memories "

Oh...and pissing outside!! Feeling the breeze on your knob and trying not to get a boner!!

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
45 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Cumming in my pants the first time I touched a vagina. Mortified

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
45 weeks ago

East / North, Cork

Oh I need three.

When I discovered masturbation and only a tiny tiny bit of cum came out

Realising the my french teacher didn't wear a bra.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Now,if I didn't know better, I'd think you were me!!! Exactly those 3 things you listed!!! The friends mammy still looks great even now!! Littlewoods catalogue was posh porn! And wanking daily, sometimes twice a day!! Great memories "

Goodman cv. Back to give me further guff lol.

True - can’t beat the big magazines. A good relief when your trouser snake is gone wild

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Oh I need three.

When I discovered masturbation and only a tiny tiny bit of cum came out

Realising the my french teacher didn't wear a bra.

"

No cum here and then then the second time it arrived.

Ah the French teacher - mine was a female with a mustache- but the science teacher used that trick n others to get our attention in school. - it worked ha. For a while anyway

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
45 weeks ago

Northside


"Now,if I didn't know better, I'd think you were me!!! Exactly those 3 things you listed!!! The friends mammy still looks great even now!! Littlewoods catalogue was posh porn! And wanking daily, sometimes twice a day!! Great memories

Goodman cv. Back to give me further guff lol.

True - can’t beat the big magazines. A good relief when your trouser snake is gone wild "

I'll go easy on you this time...and no,that's not a euphemism!!!

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands

lol.

3 more things that pop to mind:

1) hearing the neighbors riding .. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 then stop for a minute then 1-10 again. Sounded like boring shite. Lol

2) getting my first shift and then boingggg. Willie shot up like a rocket. She tasted like strawberries n mint mmmmm.

3) getting sent to principals office for looking at a playboy in school. (It’s educational I said, dry shite principal not amused, phone call to parents they just laughed. ) that’s my boy

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By *og-ManMan
45 weeks ago

somewhere

Wanking after reading one of my dads filthy books ...think Harold Robbins and this stuff coming out everywhere like very thick yoghurt

Then wanking so many times over the next few hours that my dick looked like a crinkle cut chip

To getting a horn on the bus everytime it went down Cork street because of the bumpy road

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

Walking in on my friends mum in her pants and bra and delaying a bit too long

Fingering my first girlfriend and not wanting to wash the scent away

The first time a girl made me cum , got over excited and came in my boxers, she was impressed but felt a bit ick cycling home with the boxers stuck to me

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Wanking after reading one of my dads filthy books ...think Harold Robbins and this stuff coming out everywhere like very thick yoghurt

Then wanking so many times over the next few hours that my dick looked like a crinkle cut chip

To getting a horn on the bus everytime it went down Cork street because of the bumpy road "

Ah the good man bog. Cheers for comment - when the bag is empty is burns like fk cumming lol

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Walking in on my friends mum in her pants and bra and delaying a bit too long

Fingering my first girlfriend and not wanting to wash the scent away

The first time a girl made me cum , got over excited and came in my boxers, she was impressed but felt a bit ick cycling home with the boxers stuck to me"

We’ve all been there- the joys of having a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

1~. Realising that my friends Dad was very sexy & good looking....I used to give him long lingering looks ....to his apparent embarrassment as he appeared to blush....

2~. When I first got my period & my Mum told me I'd get it every single month....I cried & cried at the horror of it & could not accept or believe it was possible for this to happen to me every single month....

3~. When my Mum give me STs for my period & I used to put them on wrong....Yes I used to stick the sticky part to my poor tortured va~ja~ja....I did this for at least a year or more....

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago


"1~.

3~. When my Mum give me STs for my period & I used to put them on wrong....Yes I used to stick the sticky part to my poor tortured va~ja~ja....I did this for at least a year or more.... "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

1. In primary school...6th class to be precise, suddenly noticing girls and wanting to kiss them.....thinking there was nothing but kissing too, ha

2. For secondary I was in boarding school and if it was known you masturbated you were treated like a leper....thank you very much Catholic Ireland!

Talking with friends they were taking the piss out of one guy who did and didn't hide the fact...days later I was at home, in the shower with a boner as always, haha and thought I'd see what the big deal is.......still one of the best orgasma ever!

3. Again in secondary school, I jerked off in a classroom. I think it was because it was Religious Education and how Taboo it was that did it for me....I was up the front and all, no one had a clue what was happening.....ah the good ol days of having holes in your pockets, hehe (as Paulie would say)

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By *atherjackhackettMan
45 weeks ago

Tipperary

1. When the hot weather used come and the girls in school would take off their jumpers and their bras

could be seen through the shirts.

2. Hearing the older lads in school talking about stuff and using terms etc and not having a clue what they were on about.

3. In biology the teacher was always too embarrassed to talk on the section on male and female reproduction so she just told us to read up on it ourselves

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By *ewitchingbutfierceWoman
45 weeks ago

Dublin

Using my hairbrush to masterbate then my mam asking why there was a white coating in the hole of the hairbrush

Figuring out the jets on my bathtub could do way more than just leave me squeaky clean

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By *atherjackhackettMan
45 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Using my hairbrush to masterbate then my mam asking why there was a white coating in the hole of the hairbrush

Figuring out the jets on my bathtub could do way more than just leave me squeaky clean "

"That's just dandruff Mum"

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By *ewitchingbutfierceWoman
45 weeks ago

Dublin

Brilliant haha

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By *irdyxWoman
45 weeks ago

dublin/ Birmingham

Discovering an electric toothbrush is not just for your teeth

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By *otass and scorpioCouple
45 weeks ago

limerick cork tipperary clare waterford

1 ….. never having a matching pair of socks

2…. The the secret binder with all the page 3 cutouts I could find , forgot about it for years until I had to help clear out my old room years later and found it behind the wardrobe lol

3…..the unexpected Boner , that fuxker could pop up anywhere at anytime , and hard to hide too !! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
45 weeks ago

1. Fancying my French teacher

2. Surprised by a hard on

3. Finding adult magazines in my uncles garage

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"1~. Realising that my friends Dad was very sexy & good looking....I used to give him long lingering looks ....to his apparent embarrassment as he appeared to blush....

2~. When I first got my period & my Mum told me I'd get it every single month....I cried & cried at the horror of it & could not accept or believe it was possible for this to happen to me every single month....

3~. When my Mum give me STs for my period & I used to put them on wrong....Yes I used to stick the sticky part to my poor tortured va~ja~ja....I did this for at least a year or more.... "

Ahaha. Excellent. Poor Vajaja , it’s working well now I take it on here ;P

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"1~. Realising that my friends Dad was very sexy & good looking....I used to give him long lingering looks ....to his apparent embarrassment as he appeared to blush....

2~. When I first got my period & my Mum told me I'd get it every single month....I cried & cried at the horror of it & could not accept or believe it was possible for this to happen to me every single month....

3~. When my Mum give me STs for my period & I used to put them on wrong....Yes I used to stick the sticky part to my poor tortured va~ja~ja....I did this for at least a year or more.... "

Mmm I don’t know what a ST is - care for a demonstration lol. The poor vajaja

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"1. In primary school...6th class to be precise, suddenly noticing girls and wanting to kiss them.....thinking there was nothing but kissing too, ha

2. For secondary I was in boarding school and if it was known you masturbated you were treated like a leper....thank you very much Catholic Ireland!

Talking with friends they were taking the piss out of one guy who did and didn't hide the fact...days later I was at home, in the shower with a boner as always, haha and thought I'd see what the big deal is.......still one of the best orgasma ever!

3. Again in secondary school, I jerked off in a classroom. I think it was because it was Religious Education and how Taboo it was that did it for me....I was up the front and all, no one had a clue what was happening.....ah the good ol days of having holes in your pockets, hehe (as Paulie would say)"

Lol. Used to deliberately fall behind in class so I could go like the clappers n clap my legs together if I done it enough I’d clamax without cum. That teacher was so sexy done strange things to my kid bitsvat the time. mmm

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Using my hairbrush to masterbate then my mam asking why there was a white coating in the hole of the hairbrush

Figuring out the jets on my bathtub could do way more than just leave me squeaky clean "

The jacuzzi done wonders to mine too.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Discovering an electric toothbrush is not just for your teeth "

I was wondering why my teeth were so white

n yummy.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"1 ….. never having a matching pair of socks

2…. The the secret binder with all the page 3 cutouts I could find , forgot about it for years until I had to help clear out my old room years later and found it behind the wardrobe lol

3…..the unexpected Boner , that fuxker could pop up anywhere at anytime , and hard to hide too !! Lol "

Oh the page 3 - a real godsend for growing up. Helped keep a lad sane lol

I can relate to point 3) if you could bottle n sell that boner wickedness - it would make viagra n fab look like smarties.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"1. Fancying my French teacher

2. Surprised by a hard on

3. Finding adult magazines in my uncles garage "

The adult magazines - amazed we all aren’t blind by now lol. Loved them

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By *dfabMan
45 weeks ago

Dunboyne

Adult mags? I recall our regular visits to family up in NI and them having those phone book sized catalogues from Debenhams/Oxendales/whatever and discovering the lingerie section! What a revelation for a 12yr old boy in 1980!! Nothing like that down here then

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By *ister90Man
45 weeks ago

Galway city

1. I Remember going to my local petrol station to buy a Max Power magazine, having absolutely zero interest in cars .. and having a little too much interest in the Topless Michelle Marsh inside. I remember being slowly pushing coins to the towards the cashier as a giant cue of people slowly began to form behind me.. and as I slowly ran out of sharpnel, I realised that I didn't have enough change to pay for the car/nudie mag..Now mortified, I have to call in my slightly older cousin for the rest..

2. I remember My mother finding said soft-core porno mag... in my not so stealthy hiding place of ..underneath my mattress.. I remember my mother's uncontrollable fits of laughter as she almost pissed herself ...and I again, almost fucking died of mortification

3. I decided collect to all the page 3 models from the stack of "The Sun" newspapers, my grandparents had once upon a time.. and forming my own custom super porno book and hiding it in my cousins treehouse.... unfortunately for the treehouse.. and my new super porno mag, there was a heavy storm, that destroyed the tree house and sent page 3 models all over my uncles field.

I eventually found my Max Power magazine again underneath a stack of books and having improved my hiding techniques , kept it well into my teens.... so a happy ending!

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"Adult mags? I recall our regular visits to family up in NI and them having those phone book sized catalogues from Debenhams/Oxendales/whatever and discovering the lingerie section! What a revelation for a 12yr old boy in 1980!! Nothing like that down here then "

Fact man. We’ll put that down as educational reading in private.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
45 weeks ago

Midlands


"1. I Remember going to my local petrol station to buy a Max Power magazine, having absolutely zero interest in cars .. and having a little too much interest in the Topless Michelle Marsh inside. I remember being slowly pushing coins to the towards the cashier as a giant cue of people slowly began to form behind me.. and as I slowly ran out of sharpnel, I realised that I didn't have enough change to pay for the car/nudie mag..Now mortified, I have to call in my slightly older cousin for the rest..

2. I remember My mother finding said soft-core porno mag... in my not so stealthy hiding place of ..underneath my mattress.. I remember my mother's uncontrollable fits of laughter as she almost pissed herself ...and I again, almost fucking died of mortification

3. I decided collect to all the page 3 models from the stack of "The Sun" newspapers, my grandparents had once upon a time.. and forming my own custom super porno book and hiding it in my cousins treehouse.... unfortunately for the treehouse.. and my new super porno mag, there was a heavy storm, that destroyed the tree house and sent page 3 models all over my uncles field.

I eventually found my Max Power magazine again underneath a stack of books and having improved my hiding techniques , kept it well into my teens.... so a happy ending! "

Love it. Those mad urges and like a demon like focus to obtain the things ya need. Strange confusing, frustrating and rewarding times! The struggle is real.

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