FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can say about your house, but not your partner

By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Jaysus she’s got a wide front entrance door. Nice spotlights too.

More than one steel bar rammed into that wall.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
46 weeks ago

Midlands

She’s leaking, bring out the drip tray.

Big untrimmed garden. You’ll need camels to cut that lol

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
46 weeks ago

Los lobos

For Rent or for Sale

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By *antra MassageMan
46 weeks ago

South Side.

Needs landscaping.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Deceptively spacious

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By *igart69Man
46 weeks ago

lisburn/ carryduff

Feels better on the inside, than it looks from the outside

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By *risharrowMan
46 weeks ago

clare

Could do with a good power wash.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

It’s nice but a bit creaky!!

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
46 weeks ago

Los lobos

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By *otinmyeyeCouple
46 weeks ago

Los lobos

Built in the 80s but has a great (BER) Rating

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By *agnar73Man
46 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Back door fair rattles.

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By *apmCouple
46 weeks ago

navan

Damp basement

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By *inkForLifeCouple
46 weeks ago

North Shields

Sorry mate, you're not coming in. I don't get that choice with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Cosy but needs a facelift

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Maybe I could rent out the downstairs, make some extra cash..

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By *reyingbeardMan
46 weeks ago

city

It's definitely a doer upper

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By *otownkid1967Man
46 weeks ago

Portlaoise

The only thing rising in this house is the damp

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By *exyScientistsCouple
46 weeks ago

Castlebar

Cant cum in the back door......... ever

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By *otownkid1967Man
46 weeks ago

Portlaoise

Front entrance gets a bit wet now and then. Back door is very snug fitting.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

The whole neighbourhoods been inside!

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By *arpenter.Man
46 weeks ago

Dublin

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
46 weeks ago

Midlands

It’s going to take a few tradesmen to fill in that hole.

Slap on some plaster and fill that wall crack.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Looked bigger in the brochure.

That locks as tight as a mouse’s hole.

Michelangelo spent less time on his back than this new owner.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

I should of came in the back door

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By *ex coupleCouple
46 weeks ago

wexford

"Maybe I could rent out the downstairs, make some extra cash..

Winner

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
46 weeks ago

Midlands

Back doors a bit drafty.

Requires expenditure…

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By *hoenixagamTV/TS
46 weeks ago

Rural

Haunted, like a bordello and sounds good, cosy, detached from reality and smells great.

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By *he MickMan
46 weeks ago

southside

It's clean

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Looks like its been well lived in

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By *erlincorkMan
46 weeks ago

London

It can be a bit damp but it’s lovely when it heats up. Mind the back door… it can be a bit temperamental.

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By *aptorman160Man
46 weeks ago

navan

“ what so u think is that crack getting wider?”

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By *electableicecreamMan
46 weeks ago

The West

You'd have a better chance getting inside Fort Knox

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By *arry and AnnCouple
46 weeks ago

Louth

These cobwebs get any bigger ill be making the spiders pay rent

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
46 weeks ago

Midlands

More excellent ones

Strange tge windows upstairs are painted black, it hot and humid and the s are the height of your chest. Kinda felt funny leaving …

One room is painted red, with all the Leeds on the walls they must have a lot of dogs

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By *ottom charlieMan
46 weeks ago

washington

"Jaysus she’s got a wide front entrance door. Nice spotlights too.

More than one steel bar rammed into that wall. "
still looks good for its age,,lol

... guess who is single,,

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
46 weeks ago

Midlands

That jalopy has been repaired more times from house parties.

The owner of that house has had more tradesmen than groceries.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP Man
46 weeks ago

Midlands

That bed has more milage than my car. More humps and hallows than a bog road.

The owners wife has a face like a pitbull chewing on electric wire.

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