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By *rRios OP   Man
47 weeks ago

dublin

Hypothetically, if you were to create the worst profile, what would it contain? What would be the composition of the pictures? How many toilets would be in them? What would the bio contain? How much “professionally genuine” would be in it… is that even that bad?

*do not quote anyones profile specifically. This is just a bit of fun but feel free to paraphrase and take inspiration…

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By *ealitybitesMan
47 weeks ago

Belfast

What do you mean if?

You think this shit is accidental?

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By *amsevenMan
47 weeks ago

cork

I'm not far off I reckon. Pic of the Jack's and some love laugh live and I'm away with this title

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By *rRios OP   Man
47 weeks ago

dublin


"What do you mean if?

You think this shit is accidental? "

I was actually going to add at the end “inb4 someone says “you’ve already gone it mate” or “mine already exists” but I thought it would not be needed… more fool me I suppose

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
47 weeks ago

The West

To be truly bad, a man has to be sitting on a toilet, pants around the ankles and a flaccid cock just resting on the toilet seat.

For the ladies it's the bedroom that apparently has no wardrobe or drawers and that's just been hit by a bomb. Even better if you've got a few pics so that your gynecologist can work from home!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
47 weeks ago

The West


"I'm not far off I reckon. Pic of the Jack's and some love laugh live and I'm away with this title "

Can't see down your toilet bowl!!

Also where is the sink with all the half used products on it.

You've dropped a few points for that!

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By *alvin.Man
47 weeks ago

Cork/Dublin


"To be truly bad, a man has to be sitting on a toilet, pants around the ankles and a flaccid cock just resting on the toilet seat.

For the ladies it's the bedroom that apparently has no wardrobe or drawers and that's just been hit by a bomb. Even better if you've got a few pics so that your gynecologist can work from home!"

Brillant. I burst out laughing. "Flaccid cock resting on the toilet bowl"

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By *iscuits8Man
47 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Cock profile pic to get warmed up. The stereotypical bad pic gallery - Sky remote, can, jacks in the background. Few really graphic bareback pics. And a video of me just sat there pulling myself off too. Bio with a sprinkling of sexism, racism and homophobia and stating I've got a penchant for casual drug use and I'd shag anything with a heartbeat really. And I expect you to accommodate always. No time for social meetups beforehand.

Anyways drop into my inbox if you're intested x

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By *og-ManMan
47 weeks ago

somewhere

Put single on your profile

Then have pictures of you holding your cock in your hand with a wedding ring on

While you're at it have a picture of you standing naked in front of a mirror surrounded by the dirtiest bedroom imaginable and kids toys all over the place

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By *s LollyWoman
47 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Lot's and lot's of Fanny pics yeno the ones that look like a hippo yawning or a kicked over kabab mabey 150 would suffice, bio would read:

Any age..

Any shape or size not fussed ..

Free anytime to suck or fuck message 24/7..

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By *iscuits8Man
47 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"Lot's and lot's of Fanny pics yeno the ones that look like a hippo yawning or a kicked over kabab mabey 150 would suffice, bio would read:

Any age..

Any shape or size not fussed ..

Free anytime to suck or fuck message 24/7.."

Me here trying to hide my unexpected horn after reading that. Jayus Lolly..

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By *rAndMrsRightCouple
47 weeks ago

newtownabbey

Headline:

FUN COUPLE LOOKING FUN

Profile name: Funpussysquirtblast3000

Photos:

1.Hideously dirty fingernails of various lenghts holding squeezing a cock so tight - its purple. From the corner of the foreskin you can faintly see a little chunk of cock cheese. Foreskin is not pulled back so you know there's more hiding away.

2. She's in a public place in soaking wet leggings. Maybe she squirted, maybe she peed herself, the smell isn't that different after a while. Some horny males will find it mmmmmmm worthy.

3. They just had anal, it was so hot and steamy. She's gaping. He told her to push the cum out like they do in porn. She does just that. Photo- shes on all fours, gaping asshole with brown tinted mucusy looking liquid running out of the hole. Some horny males will surely find this mmmmmm worthy.

4. He just got out of the shower, went up to a full length mirror and decided to take a nice snap of his body sexily glistening with water droplets. He puffs out his chest, poses a little to the side, so you can see his bum and his cock, flexes the free arm just ever so slightly. Adonis.

There's 3 neat piles of dogshit in the background.

Profile text:

FUN COUPLE LOOKING FOR FUN PEOPE TO FOR HAVE SOME FUN. WE LOVE FUN AND FROLICKS. MRS IS STUNING GORGEOUS SQUIRTER SHE HAS NICE CLEAMY CUM MMMMM. MR MASSIVE COCK TO HAVE FUN WITH AND SUCK MMMMM.

WE WANT TO MEET FOR FUN, IF YOURE FUN MESSAGE US AND WE CAN ARRANGE NAUGHTY FUN.

SYDNEY UNIVERSITY IS NOT FUN. THIS IS A LEGAL NOTICE BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA (couldn't be arsed typing 6 pages of Sydney University shite)

How did I do? Would you meet them?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
47 weeks ago

Naughty Lane


"Headline:

FUN COUPLE LOOKING FUN

Profile name: Funpussysquirtblast3000

Photos:

1.Hideously dirty fingernails of various lenghts holding squeezing a cock so tight - its purple. From the corner of the foreskin you can faintly see a little chunk of cock cheese. Foreskin is not pulled back so you know there's more hiding away.

2. She's in a public place in soaking wet leggings. Maybe she squirted, maybe she peed herself, the smell isn't that different after a while. Some horny males will find it mmmmmmm worthy.

3. They just had anal, it was so hot and steamy. She's gaping. He told her to push the cum out like they do in porn. She does just that. Photo- shes on all fours, gaping asshole with brown tinted mucusy looking liquid running out of the hole. Some horny males will surely find this mmmmmm worthy.

4. He just got out of the shower, went up to a full length mirror and decided to take a nice snap of his body sexily glistening with water droplets. He puffs out his chest, poses a little to the side, so you can see his bum and his cock, flexes the free arm just ever so slightly. Adonis.

There's 3 neat piles of dogshit in the background.

Profile text:

FUN COUPLE LOOKING FOR FUN PEOPE TO FOR HAVE SOME FUN. WE LOVE FUN AND FROLICKS. MRS IS STUNING GORGEOUS SQUIRTER SHE HAS NICE CLEAMY CUM MMMMM. MR MASSIVE COCK TO HAVE FUN WITH AND SUCK MMMMM.

WE WANT TO MEET FOR FUN, IF YOURE FUN MESSAGE US AND WE CAN ARRANGE NAUGHTY FUN.

SYDNEY UNIVERSITY IS NOT FUN. THIS IS A LEGAL NOTICE BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA (couldn't be arsed typing 6 pages of Sydney University shite)

How did I do? Would you meet them? "
ideal profile there

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By *s LollyWoman
47 weeks ago

The pub then supermacs ...


"Headline:

FUN COUPLE LOOKING FUN

Profile name: Funpussysquirtblast3000

Photos:

1.Hideously dirty fingernails of various lenghts holding squeezing a cock so tight - its purple. From the corner of the foreskin you can faintly see a little chunk of cock cheese. Foreskin is not pulled back so you know there's more hiding away.

2. She's in a public place in soaking wet leggings. Maybe she squirted, maybe she peed herself, the smell isn't that different after a while. Some horny males will find it mmmmmmm worthy.

3. They just had anal, it was so hot and steamy. She's gaping. He told her to push the cum out like they do in porn. She does just that. Photo- shes on all fours, gaping asshole with brown tinted mucusy looking liquid running out of the hole. Some horny males will surely find this mmmmmm worthy.

4. He just got out of the shower, went up to a full length mirror and decided to take a nice snap of his body sexily glistening with water droplets. He puffs out his chest, poses a little to the side, so you can see his bum and his cock, flexes the free arm just ever so slightly. Adonis.

There's 3 neat piles of dogshit in the background.

Profile text:

FUN COUPLE LOOKING FOR FUN PEOPE TO FOR HAVE SOME FUN. WE LOVE FUN AND FROLICKS. MRS IS STUNING GORGEOUS SQUIRTER SHE HAS NICE CLEAMY CUM MMMMM. MR MASSIVE COCK TO HAVE FUN WITH AND SUCK MMMMM.

WE WANT TO MEET FOR FUN, IF YOURE FUN MESSAGE US AND WE CAN ARRANGE NAUGHTY FUN.

SYDNEY UNIVERSITY IS NOT FUN. THIS IS A LEGAL NOTICE BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA (couldn't be arsed typing 6 pages of Sydney University shite)

How did I do? Would you meet them? "

Depends on the answer Do you like fun??

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By *rRios OP   Man
47 weeks ago

dublin

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By *rRios OP   Man
47 weeks ago

dublin


"Headline:

FUN COUPLE LOOKING FUN

Profile name: Funpussysquirtblast3000

Photos:

1.Hideously dirty fingernails of various lenghts holding squeezing a cock so tight - its purple. From the corner of the foreskin you can faintly see a little chunk of cock cheese. Foreskin is not pulled back so you know there's more hiding away.

2. She's in a public place in soaking wet leggings. Maybe she squirted, maybe she peed herself, the smell isn't that different after a while. Some horny males will find it mmmmmmm worthy.

3. They just had anal, it was so hot and steamy. She's gaping. He told her to push the cum out like they do in porn. She does just that. Photo- shes on all fours, gaping asshole with brown tinted mucusy looking liquid running out of the hole. Some horny males will surely find this mmmmmm worthy.

4. He just got out of the shower, went up to a full length mirror and decided to take a nice snap of his body sexily glistening with water droplets. He puffs out his chest, poses a little to the side, so you can see his bum and his cock, flexes the free arm just ever so slightly. Adonis.

There's 3 neat piles of dogshit in the background.

Profile text:

FUN COUPLE LOOKING FOR FUN PEOPE TO FOR HAVE SOME FUN. WE LOVE FUN AND FROLICKS. MRS IS STUNING GORGEOUS SQUIRTER SHE HAS NICE CLEAMY CUM MMMMM. MR MASSIVE COCK TO HAVE FUN WITH AND SUCK MMMMM.

WE WANT TO MEET FOR FUN, IF YOURE FUN MESSAGE US AND WE CAN ARRANGE NAUGHTY FUN.

SYDNEY UNIVERSITY IS NOT FUN. THIS IS A LEGAL NOTICE BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA (couldn't be arsed typing 6 pages of Sydney University shite)

How did I do? Would you meet them? "

Valiant effort! Minus points for not enough “mmmmmm”, no mention of drugs and no mention of NSA. If this was a competition you are definitely a front runner!

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