FabSwingers.com forum: What do you want written on your gravestone ?

By *ackandsasha OP Couple
over a year ago

West Dublin

Besides the your and date of birth and death, what would like written on your gravestone ?

Spike Milligan famously had "I told you I was ill".

I would love "Hated people, loved dogs."

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By *arahtv1960TV/TS
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Fuck the Tories

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Look it, it was what it was....

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By *DSGCouple
over a year ago

That place in

Not planning to have a gravestone

Plans to be scattered into the four winds,

He want to leave his body to science

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

It's the circle of life

And it moves us all

Through despair and hope

Through faith and love

'Til we find our place

On the path unwinding

In the circle

The circle of life

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By *urious39Man
over a year ago

castlebar

Don’t be sad. I always liked going down

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

There and Here

Is that it?

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By *xstevenxxMan
over a year ago

Ashbourne

Reliable

Help out anyone

And very punctual

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Elvis has left the building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless her little soul

She went with a smile

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

He was some hoor in his day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was worse than I thought"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it my way

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Youre standing on my balls!

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By *untimecouple36Couple
over a year ago

allover

Fooled you all im in Barbados

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls

Think of two mister potato heads in a football sock, and you would be over calculating

Stop laughing Bog

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls

Think of two mister potato heads in a football sock, and you would be over calculating

Stop laughing Bog

Im thinking of our two heads together

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls

Think of two mister potato heads in a football sock, and you would be over calculating

Stop laughing Bog

Im thinking of our two heads together

That would be one hairy ball and one baldy ball so

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Youre standing on my balls!

How big are your balls

Think of two mister potato heads in a football sock, and you would be over calculating

Stop laughing Bog

Im thinking of our two heads together

That would be one hairy ball and one baldy ball so

Like a bad waxing

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Op.. If possible id like to change my answer to your question that I posted above.

My new answer would be... 'you're standing on bogs head'

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By *uddlyBear1972Man
over a year ago

Just inside the Pale

I am recultant to post this but my favourite has always been

"Be to my virtues a little kind, be to my faults a little blind" You use this before me I will haunt you to the end of existence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a cunt"

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By *ackandsasha OP Couple
over a year ago

West Dublin

"Op.. If possible id like to change my answer to your question that I posted above.

My new answer would be... 'you're standing on bogs head'

You can change, but you'll be charged double.

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By *ackandsasha OP Couple
over a year ago

West Dublin

"I am recultant to post this but my favourite has always been

"Be to my virtues a little kind, be to my faults a little blind" You use this before me I will haunt you to the end of existence. "

The winner !

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

'this lad is going nowhere fast,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy please

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Dont forget to put the bins out

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

He was an asshole

Jay

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By *UBGUY8Man
over a year ago

Dublin

......now do you believe me?....

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"He came, he saw, he verified"

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I don't want a grave stone.

Give me ashes, a beautiful view from a hillside into the west with a tree planted over ashes and a big comfortable bench where the thoughtful and the horny can sit, look and enjoy for years to come.

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

"It's the circle of life

And it moves us all

Through despair and hope

Through faith and love

'Til we find our place

On the path unwinding

In the circle

The circle of life"

Nice

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

'Life's a journey

Not a destination,

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By *igglefunWoman
over a year ago

Cork

She was some CUNT

But a lovely CUNT

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Live like no ones watching,

Dance cos no one cares,

Smile, laugh every day,

A memory of me to share.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Life's a journey

Not a destination,

Mine would read.....

Destination reached

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Turn Off The Bloody Immersion Heater"

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

""Turn Off The Bloody Immersion Heater"

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"'Life's a journey

Not a destination,

Mine would read.....

Destination reached"

Destination Donegal!! D OD

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Genuine deceased single male seeks NSA fun in the afterlife with hot single women. Can’t travel, can accommodate albeit a little tight

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Joke's over!!!let me out now

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By *andytownMan
over a year ago

Gods Own Country

I'm dead....the end.

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By *ex coupleCouple
over a year ago

wexford

Sure look it

Isn’t that it

Who’s horny anyway

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By *urfdudeMan
over a year ago

WEXFORD

I dont know who owns that hard-drive

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By *leasuremax 3000Man
over a year ago

Galway

He tried his best, and when his best wasn't good enough he tried to learn the new bit

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By *ural delightMan
over a year ago

Enniskillen

I've moved two graves down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've moved two graves down"

Feck off that's mine

leave me alone

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By *iSi74Man
over a year ago

Drogheda, Meath, Dublin

"Not the biggest hole I've been in"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Not the biggest hole I've been in""

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