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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

All I want for Christmas is… to be roasted lol.

Go on slag my profile for the craic. Keep it light hearted and funny. Examples below:

His breath is so bad, it could knock a buzzard off a meat wagon.

Hes budging like Barbie Ken’s ballsack.

He’s so ugly his ….

Hes as tight …… etc etc etc

Go ahead - let rip and il reply with a come back if I’m able too. ;D.

Lighthearted cheer/snear for the season that’s in it. Hopefully it brings a bit of laughter to those in need.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

15 December 2023.....even after walking 30kms that day the feet still smell better than his cock

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"15 December 2023.....even after walking 30kms that day the feet still smell better than his cock "

Haha. That’s the man replellant- it’s working thank fk. Ha.

If I was a woman I’d say you had an arse like an onion, make her want to cry.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Bogman is as tight as 2 nuts and a ballsack.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Bogman is as tight as 2 nuts and a ballsack. "

Says the man trying to lift weights with his dick and failing miserably

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Bogman is as tight as 2 nuts and a ballsack.

Says the man trying to lift weights with his dick and failing miserably "

Fact- remember I had that apparatus well stretched for you. I left it easy on you - your welcome

But if you come accross a better machine - I’d definitely be interested, for the time being blondes, brunettes and red heads may keep him stretched n flexed.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere


"Bogman is as tight as 2 nuts and a ballsack.

Says the man trying to lift weights with his dick and failing miserably

Fact- remember I had that apparatus well stretched for you. I left it easy on you - your welcome

But if you come accross a better machine - I’d definitely be interested, for the time being blondes, brunettes and red heads may keep him stretched n flexed.

"

Think its only the 2 of us ....sure we might as well have a pint instead

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Dont get me started.

But I can see why she would want to wear a blindfold.

Happy Christmas GJ.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Fn fact. What are you drinking- tap water, well ya miserable wh… : tight as a nuns britches.

I know the numbers online are down with Christmas- Ah I’m sure tomorrow they’ll tune in when they’re full of turkey, roast, chocos and the kiddies start fighting lol.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Dont get me started.

But I can see why she would want to wear a blindfold.

Happy Christmas GJ."

Ahaha. Good man. Good sport.

Merry Xmas Eve to you and your fab lady - her glasses are that thick she can see people waving in planes fn binoculars lol.

Merry Christmas

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Looks like il have to give myself some abuse:

His mamma that fat - she won’t fit in a wallet size. :D

Hes that ugly the other Fabbers will be asking what I used for bait. :D

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Hes that old - his sagging balls tell him when it’s time to cut the lawn. :D

He’s that old- he tripped over his bollocks.

He’s that old and sagging when he pulls out his tit he can feed China

: P

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

He craves attention so much he has to keep posting on his own thread....

But someone has to keep the forums going I guess.

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By *heMystroMan
over a year ago

playa del ingles

Not met GentlemanJack2 yet, but jeez the story of how he started to use one of Bogman’s famous doughnuts as a plaything to get attention stretched my imagination.

(Happy Christmas GJ2

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"He craves attention so much he has to keep posting on his own thread....

But someone has to keep the forums going I guess.

"

Brilliant ahaha ha. Brilliant. Nicely played. True too I’m mad to let out a few jokes.

Badger Broc is one of those friends when growing up we used to play hide and seek only with Badger we wouldn’t even go looking for him : D

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Not met GentlemanJack2 yet, but jeez the story of how he started to use one of Bogman’s famous doughnuts as a plaything to get attention stretched my imagination.

(Happy Christmas GJ2 "

Ahaha. I went first, stretched it, had it leaking n shaking and left it easy on you mr allanm.

Merry Christmas- sound for the roast.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"He craves attention so much he has to keep posting on his own thread....

But someone has to keep the forums going I guess.

Brilliant ahaha ha. Brilliant. Nicely played. True too I’m mad to let out a few jokes.

Badger Broc is one of those friends when growing up we used to play hide and seek only with Badger we wouldn’t even go looking for him : D

"

*************

Badger Broc will hide his profile later this evening and search as you might you will not be able to find him.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"He craves attention so much he has to keep posting on his own thread....

But someone has to keep the forums going I guess.

Brilliant ahaha ha. Brilliant. Nicely played. True too I’m mad to let out a few jokes.

Badger Broc is one of those friends when growing up we used to play hide and seek only with Badger we wouldn’t even go looking for him : D

*************

Badger Broc will hide his profile later this evening and search as you might you will not be able to find him.

"

Lol. Thanks for the Christmas dinner to Broc, but like last time I couldn’t get my knife through the gravy ;D

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Just read your profile!! Jaysus,you're fierce funny!! If you were pinocchio all the girls would want to sit on your face at this stage!! But seriously... actually,I am serious!!!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

PS ... happy Christmas!!!!

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Just read your profile!! Jaysus,you're fierce funny!! If you were pinocchio all the girls would want to sit on your face at this stage!! But seriously... actually,I am serious!!!! "

Ha. Good man curiousvoyer. How did you know she sits on my face- your sitting room is beautifully spec’d out and the new curtains are devine…..btw your out of scotch

And hob knobs. ;D

Thanks for the roast. Fair play. Merry Christmas

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside


"Just read your profile!! Jaysus,you're fierce funny!! If you were pinocchio all the girls would want to sit on your face at this stage!! But seriously... actually,I am serious!!!!

Ha. Good man curiousvoyer. How did you know she sits on my face- your sitting room is beautifully spec’d out and the new curtains are devine…..btw your out of scotch

And hob knobs. ;D

Thanks for the roast. Fair play. Merry Christmas "

She tells me she sits on your face and shouts "Lie to me Pinocchio,lie to me"! Glad you like the new curtains too...they're loud and gaudy to match your shirts!! And I'm not out of Scotch...I just hid the bottle where I knew you'd never look! In the cupboard with the shower gel and deodorant!!

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Just read your profile!! Jaysus,you're fierce funny!! If you were pinocchio all the girls would want to sit on your face at this stage!! But seriously... actually,I am serious!!!!

Ha. Good man curiousvoyer. How did you know she sits on my face- your sitting room is beautifully spec’d out and the new curtains are devine…..btw your out of scotch

And hob knobs. ;D

Thanks for the roast. Fair play. Merry Christmas

She tells me she sits on your face and shouts "Lie to me Pinocchio,lie to me"! Glad you like the new curtains too...they're loud and gaudy to match your shirts!! And I'm not out of Scotch...I just hid the bottle where I knew you'd never look! In the cupboard with the shower gel and deodorant!! "

Ahaha touché. You may give out to her about them shirts she bought em.

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Holy god this is going down like a lead balloon lol. Jaysus if I had a few exs on here they’d take lumps out of me lol.

Go on fk me out of it …

GentlemanJack is so ugly the doctor slapped his mother when he was born. Ugly bas..d

GentlemanJack is that fat when he wears high heels he strikes oil. Fat fkr.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Ok,you asked for it!! You're so ugly the tide wouldn't even take you out! You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! You're so fat,when my Mrs got on top of you she burned her arse on the lightbulb!! Your Ma said you were so ugly as a child they had to tie a pork chop around your next just so the dog would play with you!! You're so thick,if your IQ was one lower you'd be a plant!! If fact,if you swallowed a fly,you'd have a bigger brain in your stomach than you do in your head!! If your IQ was any lower you'd trip over it!!!! If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!!!!! Hope that'll keep you going for a while!! Happy new year!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everybody playing nice in here...

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By *risharrowMan
over a year ago

Clare,


"Is everybody playing nice in here... "

Your punching mate and I think ye have yere search settings arseways if yere bio is to be believed

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Ok,you asked for it!! You're so ugly the tide wouldn't even take you out! You look like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! You're so fat,when my Mrs got on top of you she burned her arse on the lightbulb!! Your Ma said you were so ugly as a child they had to tie a pork chop around your next just so the dog would play with you!! You're so thick,if your IQ was one lower you'd be a plant!! If fact,if you swallowed a fly,you'd have a bigger brain in your stomach than you do in your head!! If your IQ was any lower you'd trip over it!!!! If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose!!!!! Hope that'll keep you going for a while!! Happy new year!!! "

Bejaysus I asked for a roast and I got torched. Ahaha. Good sense of humor. Good man.

Your like that one friend - who’s friends like him to use a secret code when phoning. Ring twice then hang up and don’t call again lol.

Spot on CuriousVoyer I like your style happy new year

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Is everybody playing nice in here... "

He started it lol. I’d give you a roast but il probably bump into ye at Danny byrnes soon and I don’t fancy a shiner on my face but a shiner on trousers instead. Lol.

Happy Holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is everybody playing nice in here...

Your punching mate and I think ye have yere search settings arseways if yere bio is to be believed "

Hi mate...it's mrs here. The chat settings are to avoid being bombarded by men. I open them when I have a purpose to. Sorry you cant slide into my dms xoxo

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Is everybody playing nice in here...

Your punching mate and I think ye have yere search settings arseways if yere bio is to be believed

Hi mate...it's mrs here. The chat settings are to avoid being bombarded by men. I open them when I have a purpose to. Sorry you cant slide into my dms xoxo"

Jaysus we’re getting a domestic on my thread lol. Hold on till I get the popcorn ready for the big showdown.

And here was I thinking you’d give me a bit of stick ha.

I asked my doctor how I could look thin, he said hang out with a load of fat people lol.

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside


"Is everybody playing nice in here...

Your punching mate and I think ye have yere search settings arseways if yere bio is to be believed

Hi mate...it's mrs here. The chat settings are to avoid being bombarded by men. I open them when I have a purpose to. Sorry you cant slide into my dms xoxo

Jaysus we’re getting a domestic on my thread lol. Hold on till I get the popcorn ready for the big showdown.

And here was I thinking you’d give me a bit of stick ha.

I asked my doctor how I could look thin, he said hang out with a load of fat people lol. "

He also said that with the size of your nose,if you stood back to back with Barry Manilow ye'd look like a pick axe!!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

Let me know when you've had enough roasting and I'll move on to someone else

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Is everybody playing nice in here...

Your punching mate and I think ye have yere search settings arseways if yere bio is to be believed

Hi mate...it's mrs here. The chat settings are to avoid being bombarded by men. I open them when I have a purpose to. Sorry you cant slide into my dms xoxo

Jaysus we’re getting a domestic on my thread lol. Hold on till I get the popcorn ready for the big showdown.

And here was I thinking you’d give me a bit of stick ha.

I asked my doctor how I could look thin, he said hang out with a load of fat people lol.

He also said that with the size of your nose,if you stood back to back with Barry Manilow ye'd look like a pick axe!! "

Lol. Funny the dr said to me with your nose (snout) he could pull you behind the tractor and plough the fields lol

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Let me know when you've had enough roasting and I'll move on to someone else "

Oh bring it on not even warmed up yet haha.

Only for the few of ye with a good sense of humour I’d be chatting myself on here - and there’d tablets for that

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside


"Is everybody playing nice in here...

Your punching mate and I think ye have yere search settings arseways if yere bio is to be believed

Hi mate...it's mrs here. The chat settings are to avoid being bombarded by men. I open them when I have a purpose to. Sorry you cant slide into my dms xoxo

Jaysus we’re getting a domestic on my thread lol. Hold on till I get the popcorn ready for the big showdown.

And here was I thinking you’d give me a bit of stick ha.

I asked my doctor how I could look thin, he said hang out with a load of fat people lol.

He also said that with the size of your nose,if you stood back to back with Barry Manilow ye'd look like a pick axe!!

Lol. Funny the dr said to me with your nose (snout) he could pull you behind the tractor and plough the fields lol

"

That wasn't my nose he was talking about

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By *orYourThighsOnly OP   Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Is everybody playing nice in here...

Your punching mate and I think ye have yere search settings arseways if yere bio is to be believed

Hi mate...it's mrs here. The chat settings are to avoid being bombarded by men. I open them when I have a purpose to. Sorry you cant slide into my dms xoxo

Jaysus we’re getting a domestic on my thread lol. Hold on till I get the popcorn ready for the big showdown.

And here was I thinking you’d give me a bit of stick ha.

I asked my doctor how I could look thin, he said hang out with a load of fat people lol.

He also said that with the size of your nose,if you stood back to back with Barry Manilow ye'd look like a pick axe!!

Lol. Funny the dr said to me with your nose (snout) he could pull you behind the tractor and plough the fields lol

That wasn't my nose he was talking about "

Ahaha. I said ploughing not tickling the land lol.

Your lady told me when she lets you into the house she puts down newspaper first.

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