FabSwingers.com forum: Text from the fabster above

By *asual777 OP Man
52 weeks ago

i travel all over

From the lounge

The above fabster has texted you and they need you to help them now and it's an emergency.

What's happened?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *adhatter and coCouple
52 weeks ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Casual ringing because the 25 bottles of Prosecco he bought for the gang bang have exploded all over the giant four poster bed in the posh hotel room (of course it’s posh it’s casual after all )

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *t777Woman
52 weeks ago

close by

They lost the jacket... omg... the disaster.

Where can it be?

Can you see it from space?

Oh the search continues xxxx

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Elf on the shelf has taken all the underwear in the house

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *risharrowMan
52 weeks ago

clare

The jigsaw he's been at every evening and weekend is missing 7 pieces

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eaAndBenCouple
52 weeks ago

Dublin

He’s caught himself in his zipper and needs someone to break out the emergency snippers!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *electableicecreamMan
52 weeks ago

The West

Gravity is fighting her knickers. They need a pair of hands asap to clear her long legs!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he MickMan
52 weeks ago

southside

This lad is threatening to jump outts the window , someone talk him down

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *educing_EmCouple
52 weeks ago

Tipperary

Put his willy in someone's letterbox again and got stuck

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he SophisticatsCouple
52 weeks ago

Casa Del Fun

"Put his willy in someone's letterbox again and got stuck"

Have their Christmas baubles stuck, needing help to pull them out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ursecretmischiefCouple
52 weeks ago

The West

"Put his willy in someone's letterbox again and got stuck

Have their Christmas baubles stuck, needing help to pull them out

Their TV is gone wonky, its stuck on MTV with the Bloodhound Gang on repeat, over and over!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *alway19Man
52 weeks ago

galway/ Westmeath

"Put his willy in someone's letterbox again and got stuck

Have their Christmas baubles stuck, needing help to pull them out

Their TV is gone wonky, its stuck on MTV with the Bloodhound Gang on repeat, over and over!!"

Got stuck on the ferris wheel with a hot couple….can feel an erection brewing

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
52 weeks ago

ireland

Oh he needs someone to oil him up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
52 weeks ago

somewhere

"Oh he needs someone to oil him up

Disney have sent a legal letter confirming that neither of the two people on this profile are the real chipmunks and neither are herself's boobs (might have just named the boobs that in my mind )

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *elfastDMan
52 weeks ago

belfast

He woke up and discovered Tox had taken mini-bog and was passing him off as a Christmas vibrator

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *aughty MilfCouple
52 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Had misplaced his phone and was waiting on a meet to be confirmed

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *apri 555Man
52 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

"Had misplaced his phone and was waiting on a meet to be confirmed "

Very sound lady to chat with and a great profile

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ea ShellsWoman
52 weeks ago

Sligo

Capri has lost his clothes taken by the naughty elves and he had to run home from work in his birthday suit and Father Christmas hat

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickin2Man
52 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Left stranded on the beach for posing too much

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ursecretmischiefCouple
52 weeks ago

The West

"Left stranded on the beach for posing too much "

He got locked in the kitchen, and can't get out!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *onderingpurposeMan
52 weeks ago

Belfast

"Left stranded on the beach for posing too much

He got locked in the kitchen, and can't get out!"

Champagne cork went astray and took out the fuse box.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickin2Man
52 weeks ago

Kilkenny

Automated zipper circuit stuck in closed position

Need Ladies assistance to open it

Urgently

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *t777Woman
52 weeks ago

close by

"Automated zipper circuit stuck in closed position

Need Ladies assistance to open it

Urgently "

Help!! My hands are stuck in my pockets

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reyingbeardMan
52 weeks ago

city

[Removed by poster at 20/12/23 19:01:43]

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *reyingbeardMan
52 weeks ago

city

"Automated zipper circuit stuck in closed position

Need Ladies assistance to open it

Urgently

Help!! My hands are stuck in my pockets "

Nipples have gotten frost bite & need warming up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ACOLCouple
52 weeks ago

limerick

The naughty elves have left him with a shorter belt.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *electableicecreamMan
52 weeks ago

The West

"The naughty elves have left him with a shorter belt.

She's being attacked by a tinsel snake!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *og-ManMan
52 weeks ago

somewhere

"The naughty elves have left him with a shorter belt.

She's being attacked by a tinsel snake!"

He wants me to go to the shop for him....he's out of conditioner

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ACOLCouple
52 weeks ago

limerick

They are three balls deep into christmas.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
52 weeks ago

My town

You have enough Xmas balls you don't need anymore

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickin2Man
52 weeks ago

Kilkenny

"You have enough Xmas balls you don't need anymore "

Stick required to move one either side

Can you help

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

If anyone is happy to verify me couples or women in wexford or dublin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *apri 555Man
52 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

Needs to get verified quickly

Hot date in the planning stage

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

"Needs to get verified quickly

Hot date in the planning stage

Oh la la la lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickin2Man
52 weeks ago

Kilkenny

The chocolate is stuck to the hob nob

Can you help me get it off

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *DSGCouple
52 weeks ago

That place in

Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickin2Man
52 weeks ago

Kilkenny

"Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta "

Do I need to bring the hoover

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *DSGCouple
52 weeks ago

That place in

"Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta

Do I need to bring the hoover "

How else will ya clean the house

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickin2Man
52 weeks ago

Kilkenny

"Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta

Do I need to bring the hoover

How else will ya clean the house

Any specific areas requiring specialist cleaning

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *apri 555Man
52 weeks ago

wexford or Dublin

"Need some help cleaning the house,don't bring the mask,Ta

Do I need to bring the hoover

How else will ya clean the house

Any specific areas requiring specialist cleaning "

Broke down somewhere in Ireland, send help !

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
52 weeks ago

Cork

Tangled up in the Christmas lights and decorations

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ickin2Man
52 weeks ago

Kilkenny

"Tangled up in the Christmas lights and decorations

Need to be plugged or unplugged

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *dfabMan
52 weeks ago

Dunboyne

"Tangled up in the Christmas lights and decorations

Need to be plugged or unplugged "

He's found a bottle of cider and have been unable to remove himself from it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread