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By *og-Man OP Man
49 weeks ago

somewhere

Whats the difference between a joke and 3 cocks

Your mum can't take a joke

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
49 weeks ago

Ennis

I asked my wife why she married me. She said it's because of my great sense of humor. I said I always though she married me because I was so good in bed. She said :"See? You are hilarious!"

- M

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By *ogday2181Man
49 weeks ago

Dublin

Whats the difference between a pint of Carling and a Clitoris??

A Clitoris only tastes of piss for the first minute.

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By *rofguy78Man
49 weeks ago

Dublin

What's the difference between a dollar and a pound?

I've never dollared your mam

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By *rystalsswingCouple
49 weeks ago

Galway

"I asked my wife why she married me. She said it's because of my great sense of humor. I said I always though she married me because I was so good in bed. She said :"See? You are hilarious!"

- M"

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
49 weeks ago

City Centre

What's the difference between a Christmas Tree and a Man?

A Christmas tree will stay erect for 12 nights, has cute balls and looks fantastic with the lights on.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

A bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods

After the bear is done he turns to the rabbit and says "do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit looks confused and says "no, I've never had a problem with that"

The bear smiles and says "good" and picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.

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By *nightrider777Man
49 weeks ago

Dublin

I used to run a business match making for chickens and roosters but I had to give it up because I couldnt make hens meet

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
49 weeks ago

kinda dublin

"What's the difference between a Christmas Tree and a Man?

A Christmas tree will stay erect for 12 nights, has cute balls and looks fantastic with the lights on.

The guy in the store asked if I was going to put the Christmas tree up myself.

I said no, I'll probably put it up in the living room.

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
49 weeks ago

Cork

My love life....

What do you call an obnoxious robber walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending

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By *axlecool03Man
49 weeks ago

Dublin

“I bet you cant tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time” a husband says to his wife . She thinks about it for a moment and then responds “Your penis is bigger than your brothers”

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By *rutus321Man
49 weeks ago

Offaly

I used to be wolf,but I'm alright noooooooow

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By *ezoMan
49 weeks ago

The Kingdom

Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?

He only comes once a year, and it’s down the chimney.

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By *onnie Brasco7Man
49 weeks ago

kildare

Two birds on a perch, one turns to the other and asks “Do you smell fish”

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By *adger BrocMan
49 weeks ago

Co. Cork

What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman......

Snowballs.

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By *educing_EmCouple
49 weeks ago

Tipperary

Two men sat in an office .

One asks the other, "do you have any bulldog clips?"

The other replies,"no, but I have a short video on pugs?"

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By *rRiosMan
49 weeks ago

dublin

A friend of my went back with a guy who claimed he was 12 inches. She said it wasn’t close to, but it sure smelled like a foot…

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By *ind PaddyMan
49 weeks ago

South County Dublin

2 auld wans chatting at the corner of Dorset St, back biting everyone who walks by. Opposite them is a knock knock shop, a brothel.

A Jewish rabbi walks pass and goes into the knock knock shop. Did you see that Mary, I did says the other one, only one religion in ireland. 1/2 hour later church of Ireland vicar walks by pulls up his collar and goes into the shop. Did you see that Mary, I did there all the same sex mad. Hour later still backbiting the parish priest goes by and goes into the knock knock shop. Did you see that Mary, I did someone must have died inside the shop.

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By *og-Man OP Man
49 weeks ago

somewhere

Whats the best thing about getting a bj from your wife

The 5 mins of peace and quiet

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By *axlecool03Man
49 weeks ago

Dublin

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

What is another way of saying "cumming in a woman"?

Loading the dishwasher.....

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

My friend is Asian and he's SO Asian his pronouns are "Heeeeeeya!"

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

What’s the worst thing about being a test tube baby??

You know for sure ur father is a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Why are gay guys so rude......?

Cause they're always fucking assholes!

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By *entkevMan
49 weeks ago

Dover

When I was dating twins I was ofyen asked how I could tell them apart.

But it was quite easy, Sally painted her nails pink and Tom had a cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Whats the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom????

A pick pocket snatches watches!

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
49 weeks ago

Midlands

What’s the difference between a camel and jcb?

One has hydraulics, the other has high bollocks

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By *onyFerJane2020Couple
49 weeks ago

Fermanagh, Ireland

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By *onyFerJane2020Couple
49 weeks ago

Fermanagh, Ireland

"What is another way of saying "cumming in a woman"?

Loading the dishwasher....."

I was going to add that one too lol

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By *heeky_BudgieMan
49 weeks ago

Belfast

(paraphrasing a Tim Vine joke)

“I’ve just had a beautiful, chicken proof, lawn laid.

It’s impeccable”

(So. Sorry.)

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By *asual777Man
49 weeks ago

i travel all over

What do you get when you eat tinsel ?

Tinsellitis

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
49 weeks ago

The West

My wife really hates that I have no sense of direction.

So I packed my stuff and right!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
49 weeks ago

The West

What do you call a shoe made from bananas?

A slipper!

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
49 weeks ago

The West

I was going to take a bath, but I said I'd leave it where it is!

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By *eardedvillainMan
49 weeks ago

Bangor N.Ireland

What does a clitorus an anniversary and a toilet have in common ?.

Men usually miss all three

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

What did one snowman say to the other ?

Can you smell carrots?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

A guy is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you.

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By *aney JoyTV/TS
49 weeks ago

North Dublin

Two canibals eating a clown one turns to other and says does yours taste funny

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Four cannibals apply for a job in a big corporation…

„Well“, says the boss, „if I hire you guys, you have to promise to not eat any of our staff.“

The cannibals promise that they will not eat anyone and get hired.

Everything is going well for a while, and one day the boss calls them into his office.

“You’re working well and all, but we’re missing an office cleaner. Do you have something to do with that?”

The cannibals swear that they are innocent.

The boss believes them and leaves the office and they all turn to their leader.

“You idiots!”, he screams. “Who ate the cleaner?”

One of the cannibals sheepishly raises his hand.

“You fool!”, shouts the leader. "For weeks we've been feasting on directors, team leaders, project managers and human resource staff, and then you go and eat someone they'll actually miss!"

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By *altsman88Man
49 weeks ago

athlone

What do you call a horny square?

eRectangle

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