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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway

Welcome to the Christmas Silent Auction!

We’re doing things a bit differently this time so listen up.

3 lovely ladies, 3 dashing gentlemen and 3 gorgeous couples have volunteered to be auctioned off to spread some Christmas joy.

How it’s going to work:

You will select which prize you have your beady eye on. You can only select ONE prize to bid on.

DM me (I’ll open my filters ) with what you would offer as your bid - this cannot be a sum of money. It can be lunch, a bucket of cocktails, a lock of hair…I suggest using your imagination and humour.

Once I have closed the bidding on Saturday evening, I will compile the bids and send them to the 9 victims. They will not be told the username of the person offering the bid.

They will then select the bid that they deem worthy.

I will post the results here and, hopefully, merriment will ensue.

As usual, please respect blocks etc and don’t be a dick. This is intended to be fun and I can’t be arsed with any shite

Any questions just shout.

The prizes:

Linden - coffee meet/personalised pic

Delectableicecream - the ride

Geralt80 - coffee meet

_ofusplus - personalised pic

GoodOmensfor2 - personalised pic

A la carte - personalised pic

Beija - drinks

Gigglefun - lunch meet

Tiny Delight - personalised pic/lacy knickers in the post (unworn!)

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway

Either ye are thinking long and hard about your bids or people are confused

Any questions, post them here.

All bids must be by DM!

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By *eralt80Man
49 weeks ago

cork

I’m confused

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By *electableicecreamMan
49 weeks ago

The West

So if I want to bid on someone all I have to do is think of an offer and send it to you?

And that offer can be anything?

And the person I'm bidding on reviews all the offers and then decides which one to accept.

And it's all anonymous.

Is that right?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"So if I want to bid on someone all I have to do is think of an offer and send it to you?

And that offer can be anything?

And the person I'm bidding on reviews all the offers and then decides which one to accept.

And it's all anonymous.

Is that right?"

Give the man a prize!

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"I’m confused"

Whist you

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By *rRiosMan
49 weeks ago

dublin


"So if I want to bid on someone all I have to do is think of an offer and send it to you?

And that offer can be anything?

And the person I'm bidding on reviews all the offers and then decides which one to accept.

And it's all anonymous.

Is that right?

Give the man a prize! "

I also understood it. Can I have a prize? Can that prize be Beija please? Thank you

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By *eralt80Man
49 weeks ago

cork


"I’m confused

Whist you"

I’m the voice of the people

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By *electableicecreamMan
49 weeks ago

The West

So do we need to say we are in or can we just send our bid to you completely anonymously?

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By *iscuits8Man
49 weeks ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

So I get to ride all 3 women once I pay the most money is what you're saying. Can I Revolut?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"So do we need to say we are in or can we just send our bid to you completely anonymously?"

You can be completely anonymous

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"So I get to ride all 3 women once I pay the most money is what you're saying. Can I Revolut?"

Bribes accepted. I’ll dm you my tag

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"So if I want to bid on someone all I have to do is think of an offer and send it to you?

And that offer can be anything?

And the person I'm bidding on reviews all the offers and then decides which one to accept.

And it's all anonymous.

Is that right?

Give the man a prize!

I also understood it. Can I have a prize? Can that prize be Beija please? Thank you "

Get creative and you never know what’ll happen

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By *lueLotusWoman
49 weeks ago

the wilderness

If I win _electableicecream do I get to ride him then? If so what do I have to do to win, impress him with my bid is that it lol?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"If I win _electableicecream do I get to ride him then? If so what do I have to do to win, impress him with my bid is that it lol? "

Yes and yes

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Is it too late to be a prize ?

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By *aughty MilfCouple
49 weeks ago

Fermanagh/Monaghan Ireland , Northern Ireland

Giggle fun

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Looks like am late

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"Is it too late to be a prize ?"

I kept a limit on the prizes this time to make it easier to manage. Feel free to bid on someone though

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"Giggle fun "

Please make sure to DM bids not post publicly!

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"Looks like am late "

For what?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway

Bumpity bump bump

Get those bids in!

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By *eralt80Man
49 weeks ago

cork

Is there an option of getting one of those personalised pics with me in it?

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By *rRiosMan
49 weeks ago

dublin


"So if I want to bid on someone all I have to do is think of an offer and send it to you?

And that offer can be anything?

And the person I'm bidding on reviews all the offers and then decides which one to accept.

And it's all anonymous.

Is that right?

Give the man a prize!

I also understood it. Can I have a prize? Can that prize be Beija please? Thank you

Get creative and you never know what’ll happen "

I’m off back to the shy people thread

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"Is there an option of getting one of those personalised pics with me in it? "

There’s always options if your bid is tempting enough

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By *eralt80Man
49 weeks ago

cork

When are we gonna have the results of this thingamajig

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"When are we gonna have the results of this thingamajig"

Probably Sunday…maybe

I hope to have enough bids in by tomorrow night and then the other bids completed by Sunday afternoon.

Times a ticking for those bids!

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By *indenMan
49 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Ah come on people, even an auld sympathy bid will do…..

Well done again Jaffa…..

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By *igglefunWoman
49 weeks ago

Cork

If I bid for U will the Xmas jumper come off

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By *indenMan
49 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"If I bid for U will the Xmas jumper come off"

I’m more likely to get some requests to put my clothes back on…..

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By *illow and FionnCouple
49 weeks ago

Cork

Done! Fingers crossed

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By *elfastDMan
49 weeks ago

belfast

Can’t resist a cheeky bid

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By *t777Woman
49 weeks ago

close by

Oh now what to bid?

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By *og-ManMan
49 weeks ago

somewhere


"If I bid for U will the Xmas jumper come off

I’m more likely to get some requests to put my clothes back on….. "

Only off the men

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway

Bumping this up as the ladies, in particular, seem to be shy about sending in their bids

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By *lueLotusWoman
49 weeks ago

the wilderness

Do we actually have to do the thing we bid if we win?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
49 weeks ago

Galway


"Do we actually have to do the thing we bid if we win? "

Yes

If both parties are agreeable to the thing

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
48 weeks ago

Galway

The bids for the 3 gorgeous couples involved have been very slow so leaving things open a while to give ye a chance to win one of them.

For example, you could pledge to recreate the pic they send you, promise to fab every pic they post for the next 6 months, draw one of their pics if you’re artistically inclined etc etc.

The bids don’t have to be serious, have some fun with it

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
48 weeks ago

Galway

Last call for bids before I close this off this evening

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Can we just bid on 1?

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
48 weeks ago

Galway

Auction is now closed. I’ll post the results tomorrow

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By *ickin2Man
48 weeks ago

Kilkenny


"Auction is now closed. I’ll post the results tomorrow "

Thank you O.P. for your time and dedication

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By *igglefunWoman
48 weeks ago

Cork

Thanks Jaffa

Looking forward to the results

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By *eijaWoman
48 weeks ago

City Centre

Very exciting

I'm still laughing at some of the bids

Thanks Jaffa x

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

How many bids came in?

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
48 weeks ago

Portstewart


"Very exciting

I'm still laughing at some of the bids

Thanks Jaffa x"

If the bids were dmmed to jaffa how did you see they or are you meaning those that didn't follow her instructions to pm her instead of posting them

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
48 weeks ago

Galway


"Very exciting

I'm still laughing at some of the bids

Thanks Jaffa x

If the bids were dmmed to jaffa how did you see they or are you meaning those that didn't follow her instructions to pm her instead of posting them "

Beija was one of the prizes and has seen the bids that were sent to her so that she could pick her winner.

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
48 weeks ago

Galway

I’m waiting for one person to choose their bid and all winners will be posted later!

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
48 weeks ago

Portstewart


"Very exciting

I'm still laughing at some of the bids

Thanks Jaffa x

If the bids were dmmed to jaffa how did you see they or are you meaning those that didn't follow her instructions to pm her instead of posting them

Beija was one of the prizes and has seen the bids that were sent to her so that she could pick her winner. "

Feeling kinda stupid here now lol sorry

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
48 weeks ago

Galway


"Very exciting

I'm still laughing at some of the bids

Thanks Jaffa x

If the bids were dmmed to jaffa how did you see they or are you meaning those that didn't follow her instructions to pm her instead of posting them

Beija was one of the prizes and has seen the bids that were sent to her so that she could pick her winner.

Feeling kinda stupid here now lol sorry "

lol no worries

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By *indenMan
48 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I’m waiting for one person to choose their bid and all winners will be posted later!"

Sorry, that was me…..

Many thanks to all the bidders and to Jaffa for organising…..

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By * la carteCouple
48 weeks ago

Dublin


"I’m waiting for one person to choose their bid and all winners will be posted later!

Sorry, that was me…..

Many thanks to all the bidders and to Jaffa for organising….. "

A man who couldn't make up his mind

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By *hocko87Man
48 weeks ago

dublin

How do I pick out the ladies since I don't know who they are . If your bid do you get to go on a date with them

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
48 weeks ago

Galway


"How do I pick out the ladies since I don't know who they are . If your bid do you get to go on a date with them "

First step is to read the post at the top. Second step is to realise that the auction is closed

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By *affa31 OP   Woman
48 weeks ago

Galway

And now for the moment a few people have been waiting for

The winners are as follows:

Geordie has won a coffee meet/personalised pic from Linden by bidding a hand crafted, made to measure shlong sock!

Tiny Delight has won the ride from Delectableicecream by bidding a bottle of whiskey, some rope and a beautiful female friend to bring some cheer (terms and conditions apparently apply!)

Qt777 has won a coffee with Geralt80 by bidding a cuppa, a few more dances are needed but always lots of laughs. And maybe an ice cream or two.

Galway19 has won a personalised pic from _ofusplus by bidding to recreate the hurling picture wearing Galway jerseys!

Delectableicecream has won a personalised pic from GoodOmensfor2 by bidding a photoshoot (I see what he did there!).

Bog-man has won a personalised pic from A la carte by bidding 1kg Brussels sprouts & a donut (I’m hopeful the personalised pic involved the sprouts)

Delectableicecream has won drinks with Beija by bidding tapas in return!

Beards and Boobs have won lunch with Gigglefun by bidding a long relaxing lunch at a local eatery (can be licensed or not) with relaxed conversation and possibly flirting and for dessert a stroll along the prom and an ice cream for giggles choice!

DubMale40 has won a personalised pic or a pair of unworn lacy knickers from Tiny Delight by bidding One Get Out Of Jail Free Card and a loan of whichever set of handcuffs she would like for 24 hours: Rigid, Semi rigid or Chain - Tiny has chosen chain cuffs!

Thanks to everyone who took part and enjoy the shenanigans!

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By *og-ManMan
48 weeks ago

somewhere

Great news for me and Brussel sprouts are even going cheap in LIDL.....Win Win

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By *electableicecreamMan
48 weeks ago

The West

Wow today is a good day!

Thank you Jaffa!

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By *ofusplusCouple
48 weeks ago

Limerick

Phoarrrrrr

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By * la carteCouple
48 weeks ago

Dublin


"Great news for me and Brussel sprouts are even going cheap in LIDL.....Win Win "

Cheapskate - as long as it's not a Lidl donut

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By *og-ManMan
48 weeks ago

somewhere


"Great news for me and Brussel sprouts are even going cheap in LIDL.....Win Win

Cheapskate - as long as it's not a Lidl donut "

Only the best off beat donuts

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48 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Great news for me and Brussel sprouts are even going cheap in LIDL.....Win Win "
You'd want to be careful with those Brussel sprouts if they're making that sound

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
48 weeks ago

City Centre

Thanks Jaffa for the time and effort you put into this. Xx

Excellent!

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By *indenMan
48 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin


"I’m waiting for one person to choose their bid and all winners will be posted later!

Sorry, that was me…..

Many thanks to all the bidders and to Jaffa for organising…..

A man who couldn't make up his mind "

I was busy looking for peanut M&M flavoured Brussels sprouts…….

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By *arty32169Man
48 weeks ago

Galway/Roscommon/mayo

_ la carte

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago


"Thanks Jaffa for the time and effort you put into this. Xx

Excellent! "

Fire me off a DM so and I’ll arrange delivery of said items lolol

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
48 weeks ago

Ennis

Thanks Jaffa for organising such a fun and unique auction.

Looking forward to that photoshoot

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

And Jaffa, epic work done, as usual

Bravo

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By *ubadubdubWoman
48 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"And now for the moment a few people have been waiting for

The winners are as follows:

Geordie has won a coffee meet/personalised pic from Linden by bidding a hand crafted, made to measure shlong sock!

Tiny Delight has won the ride from Delectableicecream by bidding a bottle of whiskey, some rope and a beautiful female friend to bring some cheer (terms and conditions apparently apply!)

Qt777 has won a coffee with Geralt80 by bidding a cuppa, a few more dances are needed but always lots of laughs. And maybe an ice cream or two.

Galway19 has won a personalised pic from _ofusplus by bidding to recreate the hurling picture wearing Galway jerseys!

Delectableicecream has won a personalised pic from GoodOmensfor2 by bidding a photoshoot (I see what he did there!).

Bog-man has won a personalised pic from A la carte by bidding 1kg Brussels sprouts & a donut (I’m hopeful the personalised pic involved the sprouts)

Delectableicecream has won drinks with Beija by bidding tapas in return!

Beards and Boobs have won lunch with Gigglefun by bidding a long relaxing lunch at a local eatery (can be licensed or not) with relaxed conversation and possibly flirting and for dessert a stroll along the prom and an ice cream for giggles choice!

DubMale40 has won a personalised pic or a pair of unworn lacy knickers from Tiny Delight by bidding One Get Out Of Jail Free Card and a loan of whichever set of handcuffs she would like for 24 hours: Rigid, Semi rigid or Chain - Tiny has chosen chain cuffs!

Thanks to everyone who took part and enjoy the shenanigans!"

Looks like some great fun still to come Well done Jaffa and the auction gang

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By *eijaWoman
48 weeks ago

City Centre

Delectable didn't you do well you are gonna be busy

I look forward to finally meeting you my friend

Jaffa thanks again for anither fun auction.

B xx

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By *ikerbeanMan
48 weeks ago

Dublin 8

Fair fucking play for putting this together Jaffa, big bualadh bus all round for you, thanks. Bid sent by DM, here's hoping the stars align sure.

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By *ikerbeanMan
48 weeks ago

Dublin 8

Oh fiddlesticks, missed it completely ahahahahaha, some dzope.

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By *indenMan
48 weeks ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

Oh the weather outside is frightful,

But my shlong will be warm so and delightful,

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow…..

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By *t777Woman
48 weeks ago

close by

Woohoo

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By *eard and BoobsCouple
48 weeks ago

Portstewart

It's nice to win something especially with a gorgeous lady

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