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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

What are the words or phrases on here that when you see them on a profile, you get the ick?

2 biggest for me are people using the words bull or dom in their username or profile…major ick!

I also get the ick with milf (especially when it’s presumed that I have kids!)

And yea I know the word ick gives some people the ick but ick off

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

Women who say “5’10” or taller” or something similar to this… ewww gross!

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

Overly explicit photos would give me the ick

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

“Genuine” and “Nice”

Gets my spidey sense tingling

Genuinely nice man seeking genuinely genuine people

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"“Genuine” and “Nice”

Gets my spidey sense tingling

Genuinely nice man seeking genuinely genuine people

Genuine professional looking for likeminded people

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

NSA mentioned 10 million times

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"“Genuine” and “Nice”

Gets my spidey sense tingling

Genuinely nice man seeking genuinely genuine people

Genuine professional looking for likeminded people

To me that suggests

“Creepy office worker seeking desperate women”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean ...

Hygiene is a given... if you need to specify that you wash yourself it rings alarm bells!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Mention of dr##s

Hygiene

Telling others how they should do fab

The "what will I get up to this weekend any ideas" statuses ..I've a few ideas alright..

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Anyone looking for fun.

Fuck that shit.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Any mention of drugs

Any negative status updates

Whinging

Begging for fabs

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Messy bedrooms

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By *rMotivator2.0Man
over a year ago

Donegal

The word Ick....vomit

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"The word Ick....vomit "

There’s always 1…

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By *affa31 OP Woman
over a year ago

Galway

"“Genuine” and “Nice”

Gets my spidey sense tingling

Genuinely nice man seeking genuinely genuine people

Nice def gives me the ick too, along with “love to please”

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

When they want a face pic in the first message (not having one themselves).... yeah I'll send one if you show interest, otherwise I don't want my face all over here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She/he/they are what fab is all about, dont pass this one by!"

Verification cliches give me the ick.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Men.....and its always men that talk down to others as if they're feckin idiots and that they have the only view point thats right.

Women.....and its always women who think because they have a vagina they can have who they want and say what they want about men

Men who say looks,size,age unimportant

Women who ask for presents

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

""She/he/they are what fab is all about, dont pass this one by!"

Verification cliches give me the ick. "

"Treat this one with respect"

Eh yeah that should be a given really but thanks for the advice pal

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Genuine attractive professional hygienic clean shaved (expect the same) no drama couple.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""She/he/they are what fab is all about, dont pass this one by!"

Verification cliches give me the ick.

"Treat this one with respect"

Eh yeah that should be a given really but thanks for the advice pal

Beautiful inside and out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When they want a face pic in the first message (not having one themselves).... yeah I'll send one if you show interest, otherwise I don't want my face all over here."

This right here

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

""She/he/they are what fab is all about, dont pass this one by!"

Verification cliches give me the ick.

"Treat this one with respect"

Eh yeah that should be a given really but thanks for the advice pal

Beautiful inside and out.

Bring your A game

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense. "

Good shout this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense. "

Agreed.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.

That and Oxford commas

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense. "

I mean what do they expect? A photo of a masters?

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I always bring my degree to socials and meets just in the off chance they're a sapiosexual

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense.

I mean what do they expect? A photo of a masters?

Mmmmm Masters Porn

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense. "

I put the sap in sapiosexual!

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense.

I mean what do they expect? A photo of a masters?

Mmmmm Masters Porn

Sorry to disappoint but I'm just a bachelor with a bachelors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over reacting veris, lick asses

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Words that give the ick:

A pushy profile… Send face pic or you’ll be blocked , even though they’ve no face or profile pic displayed.

Bareback only.

Oh any also anything with the word “Jaffa” gives me a pain in the stones lol. Joking.

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.

That and Oxford commas

Rage! What did the Oxford comma ever do to you?

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense.

I mean what do they expect? A photo of a masters?

Mmmmm Masters Porn

Sorry to disappoint but I'm just a bachelor with a bachelors

Nowt wrong with a Bachelor

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"Over reacting veris, lick asses

I feel attacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.

That and Oxford commas

This made me laugh and it really shouldn't.

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

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By *onmckMan
over a year ago

kildare

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense.

I mean what do they expect? A photo of a masters?

Mmmmm Masters Porn

Great suggestion... creating my certificate now! Haha :P

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

There and Here

"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.

That and Oxford commas

Noooooo! The Oxford comma is a beautiful language device!

Make my ick people who don't appreciate the beauty of the Oxford comma

And any mention of being a dom or master.

Profile names like Pussydestroyer69, Drainmyballstonight, or Bigload4U

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.

That and Oxford commas

Noooooo! The Oxford comma is a beautiful language device!

Make my ick people who don't appreciate the beauty of the Oxford comma

And any mention of being a dom or master.

Profile names like Pussydestroyer69, Drainmyballstonight, or Bigload4U

I'd be so tempted to create one of those and dm you

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Some profiles are generally just needlessly aggressive.

I get this place can be a hellhole at times, and especially for women. And all for laying down rules and dos and don'ts on profiles too.

A handful just take it overboard and are just downright nasty

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

There and Here

"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.

That and Oxford commas

Noooooo! The Oxford comma is a beautiful language device!

Make my ick people who don't appreciate the beauty of the Oxford comma

And any mention of being a dom or master.

Profile names like Pussydestroyer69, Drainmyballstonight, or Bigload4U

I'd be so tempted to create one of those and dm you

Delete delete delete!

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"A glistening vulva, wide open, wrecked, and dripping cum.

That and Oxford commas

Noooooo! The Oxford comma is a beautiful language device!

Make my ick people who don't appreciate the beauty of the Oxford comma

And any mention of being a dom or master.

Profile names like Pussydestroyer69, Drainmyballstonight, or Bigload4U

I'd be so tempted to create one of those and dm you

Delete delete delete!

I'll charm you with a message from my other profile... lickouts4u_69

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

There and Here

I'm waiting with bated breath

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out"

What if you’ve a body double

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By *arajeanCouple
over a year ago

mayo

Well hung

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Calling fab a sex site when the clue is in the name

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land

“Don’t be shy” - F off, I’m not shy, just seriously not interested (same goes for dating sites)

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Insisting that fab is a swinger site despite all evidence to the contrary

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

The copy and paste in a bio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...'treat her right and you will be rewarded'....cringe!!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

What if you’ve a body double "

A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

What if you’ve a body double

A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too

I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

What if you’ve a body double

A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too

I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike

But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

What if you’ve a body double

A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too

I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike

But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab.

Jesus he needs Aloe Vera for that burn

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

What if you’ve a body double

A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too

I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike

But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab.

Jesus he needs Aloe Vera for that burn

Shurrup you!

It wasn't directed at him Bog, just those who borrow photos from the interweb of famous people and passing them off as their own

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

What if you’ve a body double

A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too

Dam my secret is out

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By *anifestoMan
over a year ago

Any photos taken in the bathroom with the toilet in view just make me heave

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

What if you’ve a body double

A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too

I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike

But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab.

Jesus he needs Aloe Vera for that burn

Shurrup you!

It wasn't directed at him Bog, just those who borrow photos from the interweb of famous people and passing them off as their own

I'm crawled up in the shower balling my eyes out

and you didn't fab any of my photos while looking?!

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

"People who lie about their ages

People who lie about their height

Descriptions of bodytype not matching photos

Its ridiculous carry on. These are physical features and youre gonna get found out

What if you’ve a body double

A body double? Like the ones generated on Photo Apps and photoshop? Yeah we can see through those too

I was hired as Channing Tatums stunt double for magic Mike

But you were clevler enough not to post those photos on fab.

Jesus he needs Aloe Vera for that burn

Shurrup you!

It wasn't directed at him Bog, just those who borrow photos from the interweb of famous people and passing them off as their own

I'm crawled up in the shower balling my eyes out

and you didn't fab any of my photos while looking?!"

Look again, I did.

Is that Paul Mescal in the O'Neil shorts or is that really you?

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By *amsevenMan
over a year ago

cork

Any close up genitalia pics.

Pics with cum in them.

And completely reasonable, pics with the wrong type of shoes on

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By *ollybirdWoman
over a year ago

east Cork

Dirty nails

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By *mooth bum 1Man
over a year ago

secret location - ireland

there are some ick people about hun ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word sapiosexual is played out. It's just wanky nonsense. "
it means I'm smarter than you and I'm just letting you know in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the words or phrases on here that when you see them on a profile, you get the ick?

2 biggest for me are people using the words bull or dom in their username or profile…major ick!

I also get the ick with milf (especially when it’s presumed that I have kids!)

And yea I know the word ick gives some people the ick but ick off

Ick

Professional

Well well well

Treat her with respect

Mmmmmh

Discreet

Sydney

Can't meet at the drop of a hat

Treat her like a queen

Not looking for single guys (veris prove otherwise)

No male pics in couple profile.

Constantly deleting and starting same profile with only 1/2 pics

Demanding near instant meets as a male toy for a 3sum

Plenty more

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

The term daddy sends a Cold shiver down my spine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mentions of "white" and "who's partying"

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Im a wanky person.. I use sapiophile plus l like long wordy words...

Icks are

dirty bathroom pics

Dick pics

Spelling mistakes

Bareback pics

One word profiles and fuckwittery names.

Passive aggressive updates.

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"Women who say “5’10” or taller” or something similar to this… ewww gross!

But what if you are 5ft 10

B x

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

So many...

Unicorn

Milf

Dilf

Ick

Professional

Discreet

Cougar

Babe

Hunny

B x

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"So many...

Unicorn

Milf

Dilf

Ick

Professional

Discreet

Cougar

Babe

Hunny

B x"

So if a professional Dilf and Milf were to meet a discreet unicorn cougar, would that be ick?

Babe?

You still there Hunny?……

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"So many...

Unicorn

Milf

Dilf

Ick

Professional

Discreet

Cougar

Babe

Hunny

B x

So if a professional Dilf and Milf were to meet a discreet unicorn cougar, would that be ick?

Babe?

You still there Hunny?……

Linden you BRAT

Throw in some white or 420 might tip me over the edge

B x

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By *ndie and CindyCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"So many...

Unicorn

Milf

Dilf

Ick

Professional

Discreet

Cougar

Babe

Hunny

B x

So if a professional Dilf and Milf were to meet a discreet unicorn cougar, would that be ick?

Babe?

You still there Hunny?……

Linden you BRAT

Throw in some white or 420 might tip me over the edge

B x"

Might become a professional Unicorn hunter for fun, I’ll be discreet though

Ella x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will try anything"....

Do they mean they'll fk anything....cos that's the way I read that line

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

I dont read profiles

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By *eijaWoman
over a year ago

City Centre

"So many...

Unicorn

Milf

Dilf

Ick

Professional

Discreet

Cougar

Babe

Hunny

B x

So if a professional Dilf and Milf were to meet a discreet unicorn cougar, would that be ick?

Babe?

You still there Hunny?……

Linden you BRAT

Throw in some white or 420 might tip me over the edge

B x

Might become a professional Unicorn hunter for fun, I’ll be discreet though

Ella x "

Ella are you flirting with me AGAIN

B xx

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

""Will try anything"....

Do they mean they'll fk anything....cos that's the way I read that line"

I'm not sure the straight guys have thought that one through

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By *rish_vixenWoman
over a year ago

I travel.

Sydney University.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No male half pics when in couple and both play

Read the profile and they don't read profile

We ignore winks and proceeds to send winks

They try all to get your attention to then ignore your messages

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

Vulgar status updates are a major ick

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By *ind PaddyMan
over a year ago

South County Dublin

Using the word Kind and you wonder.

And dirty finger nails I kid you not

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Fab my photo if you want to fuck me....so you're just a hole basically

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By *apmCouple
over a year ago

navan

Vulgar profile names!

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By *ndie and CindyCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

""Will try anything"....

Do they mean they'll fk anything....cos that's the way I read that line

I'm not sure the straight guys have thought that one through

Facts! And now I can just hear Meatloaf singing “but I won’t do that”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No limits".

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By *ymbunny2016Man
over a year ago

Bangor

‘Daddy’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine

Professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything referring to illegal substances or ‘Daddy’ ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung (drawn and quartered

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls who look for “daddy’s” or put “€€€$$” in bios..get a job mooch

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By *oodOmensfor2Couple
over a year ago

Ennis

Anything mentioned that should be obvious and not needed to be pointed out.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

'fab if you'd like to' pics

Mentions of drUgs

Messages or profiles with mmmmmm in them

Demanding and negative profiles

Em x

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By *ir SnakebitesMan
over a year ago

Llandeilo

"When they want a face pic in the first message (not having one themselves).... yeah I'll send one if you show interest, otherwise I don't want my face all over here."

100% agree

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By *altsman88Man
over a year ago

athlone

“Bs” would be one of those !!

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

You know who you are.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When men put severe pressure for phone number & face pic after very few dms....

Also

I thought no reply is a reply....as in ....when someone just isn't for ya & instead of telling them that cos your cautious of them becoming abusive for absolutely no reason....they then go on to plague ya....

When ya don't wanna chat ....& They say "you gone shy"....

Also men who think they're way better looking & fitter than they actually are....

I've quite a few more icks....but this has turned into an essay so I'll shut up now.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Athletic doesn't mean body of a darts player

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My one is “owned by” well hot damn I didn’t know you had a log book,

Words that you have to literally look up in a dictionary, come on like that’s playground snobbery!

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

8 inch plus cocks only - that’s 90% of males gone already lol.

Tight pussy - lol in reality it’s like putting a pencil into a jam jar lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

5.30am messages from a bi couple only looking for women and with only cam veries demanding a video call.

Surely they have other things they could be doing at that time on a Wednesday morning?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Yer all a bunch of moaners...

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Yer all a bunch of moaners...

Is that in a good way moaning or a bad way moaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer all a bunch of moaners...

I just laughed out loud at this....

I was just gonna post another "Moan" but saw this....

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By *ogday2181Man
over a year ago

Dublin

When women don't automatically wanna sleep with you when you message. Like come on!! I'm horny!!

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