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I'm just asking what's the one you've most enjoyed reading?
Is it a particularly verbose writer? Or a vivid description of someone you know yourself?
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"The 14 reviews for X, when processed through Metacritic.com's sex algorithm, generated a score of 11 out of 10. He breaks the scale. This is a top that makes you pity the other tops you will meet or have met: almost none of them can come remotely close. First of all, the combination of class and sleaze is hot. After he's left your pussy feeling happy, even adulated or placed on a pedestal, but also wrecked or obliterated -- in short, destroyed -- he will speak to you in complete sentences. He may wish to know something about you. Bottoms will know this is an uncommon characteristic of a top, most of whom can scarcely see us persons, let alone as individuals with thoughts and powers of our own. What to add that hasn't been said? Stroke game: he will pull the enormous length of his dick all the way out, and shove it all the way back in balls deep, repeatedly, for an hour. Reach: he goes very deep. This might hurt you, but you'll be thankful for it. Stretch: the dick is both fat and long, he knows this, and he will make sure your cunt gets nice and loose. The last time we fucked, after the first hour or so, he shoved his fist inside me for a cheeky little wave 'hello', pulled it out, and then kept fucking me. Eating: he obviously loves hole, especially pretty ones like mine, and he's not averse to feasting on it, intermittently over the course of the at least 120 minutes that you'll be fucked for, but especially approaching climax. If you're a bottom that's mostly talk, and you don't have a well trained hole that can handle very serious jackhammering, don't waste X's time please. We need his energy for the rest of us who can really handle him. His dick looks very large in photographs. It's bigger. Imagination: Be prepared to be told what to do. But also be prepared to enjoy it. I find that most of the tops, even those that anoint themselves the title 'alpha,' are entirely too timid and rote and ultimately insecure. Not X. He leaves you wanting more, and assured that there are new adventures that could lie ahead. He's on another plane. He's an inter dimensional daemon of carnality. After a few encounters I'm left with dreams of a wild public fucking tour through Le Keller, the Lab, our very own Boilerhouse -- fuck it, the middle of Stephen's Green or the Cliffs of Moher -- Gran Canaria, the Hoist, the Powerhouse, the Faultline... Jupiter, Andromeda..."
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"The next time someone goes on about the guys that ruin it for the rest of us I'm going to show them this. It's aspirational." Pretty sure that guy ruined the writer | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. " Really? How do you know that? | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that?" Love it when someone answers for the general populace.. just getting the popcorn..  | |||
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"The next time someone goes on about the guys that ruin it for the rest of us I'm going to show them this. It's aspirational. Pretty sure that guy ruined the writer "And many others - judging by his profile | |||
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"I stand corrected. I think I would feel out of my depth with such prowess. Could my body cope with such a man! " I think this chap is more interested in the male form so you're safe, for now  | |||
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"I stand corrected. I think I would feel out of my depth with such prowess. Could my body cope with such a man! " Don't underestimate yourself. Your verifications speak for themselves | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that?" I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe! | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe! "The writer or his muse? I don't think anybody could satisfy the writer after this | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
The writer or his muse? I don't think anybody could satisfy the writer after this "Indeed - the writer hasn't any more veris since, poor mite  whereas the receiver of this veri, well, let's say he's very very popular  | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
The writer or his muse? I don't think anybody could satisfy the writer after this
Indeed - the writer hasn't any more veris since, poor mite whereas the receiver of this veri, well, let's say he's very very popular "It's not Bog, is it? I can't think of any fella more popular | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe! "I didn't realise it was written by a man. That makes it even more hot
I must know the profile so I can hotlist it!! | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
I didn't realise it was written by a man. That makes it even more hot
I must know the profile so I can hotlist it!! "Indeed it was an even more interesting read the second time! | |||
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"Warning!!! Not for the faint hearted
Identifying name removed though very publicly visible on this platform:
"The 14 reviews for X, when processed through Metacritic.com's sex algorithm, generated a score of 11 out of 10. He breaks the scale. This is a top that makes you pity the other tops you will meet or have met: almost none of them can come remotely close. First of all, the combination of class and sleaze is hot. After he's left your pussy feeling happy, even adulated or placed on a pedestal, but also wrecked or obliterated -- in short, destroyed -- he will speak to you in complete sentences. He may wish to know something about you. Bottoms will know this is an uncommon characteristic of a top, most of whom can scarcely see us persons, let alone as individuals with thoughts and powers of our own. What to add that hasn't been said? Stroke game: he will pull the enormous length of his dick all the way out, and shove it all the way back in balls deep, repeatedly, for an hour. Reach: he goes very deep. This might hurt you, but you'll be thankful for it. Stretch: the dick is both fat and long, he knows this, and he will make sure your cunt gets nice and loose. The last time we fucked, after the first hour or so, he shoved his fist inside me for a cheeky little wave 'hello', pulled it out, and then kept fucking me. Eating: he obviously loves hole, especially pretty ones like mine, and he's not averse to feasting on it, intermittently over the course of the at least 120 minutes that you'll be fucked for, but especially approaching climax. If you're a bottom that's mostly talk, and you don't have a well trained hole that can handle very serious jackhammering, don't waste X's time please. We need his energy for the rest of us who can really handle him. His dick looks very large in photographs. It's bigger. Imagination: Be prepared to be told what to do. But also be prepared to enjoy it. I find that most of the tops, even those that anoint themselves the title 'alpha,' are entirely too timid and rote and ultimately insecure. Not X. He leaves you wanting more, and assured that there are new adventures that could lie ahead. He's on another plane. He's an inter dimensional daemon of carnality. After a few encounters I'm left with dreams of a wild public fucking tour through Le Keller, the Lab, our very own Boilerhouse -- fuck it, the middle of Stephen's Green or the Cliffs of Moher -- Gran Canaria, the Hoist, the Powerhouse, the Faultline... Jupiter, Andromeda..."
"Brilliant. I've been called a God, do you think she was serious? | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
I didn't realise it was written by a man. That makes it even more hot
I must know the profile so I can hotlist it!! "I thought terminology (bottom/top) might give it away. Yes, written by a man for a man | |||
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"Warning!!! Not for the faint hearted
Identifying name removed though very publicly visible on this platform:
"The 14 reviews for X, when processed through Metacritic.com's sex algorithm, generated a score of 11 out of 10. He breaks the scale. This is a top that makes you pity the other tops you will meet or have met: almost none of them can come remotely close. First of all, the combination of class and sleaze is hot. After he's left your pussy feeling happy, even adulated or placed on a pedestal, but also wrecked or obliterated -- in short, destroyed -- he will speak to you in complete sentences. He may wish to know something about you. Bottoms will know this is an uncommon characteristic of a top, most of whom can scarcely see us persons, let alone as individuals with thoughts and powers of our own. What to add that hasn't been said? Stroke game: he will pull the enormous length of his dick all the way out, and shove it all the way back in balls deep, repeatedly, for an hour. Reach: he goes very deep. This might hurt you, but you'll be thankful for it. Stretch: the dick is both fat and long, he knows this, and he will make sure your cunt gets nice and loose. The last time we fucked, after the first hour or so, he shoved his fist inside me for a cheeky little wave 'hello', pulled it out, and then kept fucking me. Eating: he obviously loves hole, especially pretty ones like mine, and he's not averse to feasting on it, intermittently over the course of the at least 120 minutes that you'll be fucked for, but especially approaching climax. If you're a bottom that's mostly talk, and you don't have a well trained hole that can handle very serious jackhammering, don't waste X's time please. We need his energy for the rest of us who can really handle him. His dick looks very large in photographs. It's bigger. Imagination: Be prepared to be told what to do. But also be prepared to enjoy it. I find that most of the tops, even those that anoint themselves the title 'alpha,' are entirely too timid and rote and ultimately insecure. Not X. He leaves you wanting more, and assured that there are new adventures that could lie ahead. He's on another plane. He's an inter dimensional daemon of carnality. After a few encounters I'm left with dreams of a wild public fucking tour through Le Keller, the Lab, our very own Boilerhouse -- fuck it, the middle of Stephen's Green or the Cliffs of Moher -- Gran Canaria, the Hoist, the Powerhouse, the Faultline... Jupiter, Andromeda..."
Brilliant.
I've been called a God, do you think she was serious?"He, not she
Yes, judging by the rest of his verifications, most definitely! He is GOD, THE GOD, the one and only | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
The writer or his muse? I don't think anybody could satisfy the writer after this
Indeed - the writer hasn't any more veris since, poor mite whereas the receiver of this veri, well, let's say he's very very popular
It's not Bog, is it? I can't think of any fella more popular "You're joking....I've seen this fellas profile ....its definitely not me | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
The writer or his muse? I don't think anybody could satisfy the writer after this
Indeed - the writer hasn't any more veris since, poor mite whereas the receiver of this veri, well, let's say he's very very popular
It's not Bog, is it? I can't think of any fella more popular "You'll have to find the verification trail | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
The writer or his muse? I don't think anybody could satisfy the writer after this
Indeed - the writer hasn't any more veris since, poor mite whereas the receiver of this veri, well, let's say he's very very popular
It's not Bog, is it? I can't think of any fella more popular
You'll have to find the verification trail "One might say I'll be searching top to bottom | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
The writer or his muse? I don't think anybody could satisfy the writer after this
Indeed - the writer hasn't any more veris since, poor mite whereas the receiver of this veri, well, let's say he's very very popular
It's not Bog, is it? I can't think of any fella more popular
You'll have to find the verification trail
One might say I'll be searching top to bottom " | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
I didn't realise it was written by a man. That makes it even more hot
I must know the profile so I can hotlist it!!
Indeed it was an even more interesting read the second time!"Especially when enlightened about the writers gender | |||
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"Wow definitely not for the faint hearted. But also not for the majority of us either. Great description however….. Really? How do you know that? I bet there's many a bottom drooling over the likes of this chap! I know that many women find men having sex highly erotic. Lastly I'm sure many couples would have an interest in approaching a man like this and involving him and his needs and wants into their sex life. Not sure whether it's a majority but I gather more popular than some would have you believe!
I didn't realise it was written by a man. That makes it even more hot
I must know the profile so I can hotlist it!!
Indeed it was an even more interesting read the second time!
Especially when enlightened about the writers gender "There was a large thread about that veri last year ...you must have missed it at the time | |||
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