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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

So doing a survey based on a conversation in a chat group

Has anyone ever farted during a meet by mistake ....

Answers can be sent to me privately

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I don't think I have. Well not on a first meet anyhow.

It could be a good getaway plan though if you wanted to escape I think.

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...

Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

Newry

Yup. I'll say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a girl fart on me while on top .. she crunched her face cocked her leg & let it rip, then carried on as if nothing happened

Now I bring air freshener on my meets

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol "

Sure look you have to laugh at them in fairness

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...

Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think "

She might answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol "

And the adaquate reply to those are "well you're most welcome"...

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By *ornyunicornWoman
over a year ago

Sligo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol

Sure look you have to laugh at them in fairness "

Ah it's funny now but not at the time the poor fecker pounding away and me trying not to do a fanny fart

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol

Sure look you have to laugh at them in fairness

Ah it's funny now but not at the time the poor fecker pounding away and me trying not to do a fanny fart "

Sure didn't he cause it in the first place?

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...

Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think

She might answer "

It would've be Destiny that she would, sadly due to some not very Devine interventions a while back we won't see her on posting here...

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick


"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...

Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think

She might answer

It would've be Destiny that she would, sadly due to some not very Devine interventions a while back we won't see her on posting here..."

I'm telling her now

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...

Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think

She might answer

It would've be Destiny that she would, sadly due to some not very Devine interventions a while back we won't see her on posting here..."

I see what you did there

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham


"I did indeed, in the company of a very well known person around these parts. Laughing thinking back on it now...

Just one of those completely unexpected ones, and thankfully it was silent and we were having a cuppa outside in the open so I got away with it... I think

She might answer

It would've be Destiny that she would, sadly due to some not very Devine interventions a while back we won't see her on posting here...

I'm telling her now "

You SNAKES haha

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

God yea…laugh and get on with it

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

Gonna arrange an indoor social with Jaffa and ate 2 tins of beans washed down with 6 cans the night before. I'll let yous all know if she laughs...

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere


"Gonna arrange an indoor social with Jaffa and ate 2 tins of beans washed down with 6 cans the night before. I'll let yous all know if she laughs..."

Like Blazing Saddles

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

Farting is the final frontier of true friendship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol "

Aren't 'fanny farts' involuntary....caused by air entering the vagina when the man thrusts his cock in & out....

Happened me once & I'd no idea the 'fanny fart' was on it's way totally involuntary....

Think it was caused by him vigorously Fking me & thrusting his cock in & out....like totally removing it before vigorously thrusting it in & out over & over again....Hence the involuntary air release from the vagina....otherwise known as 'fanny farts'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol

Aren't 'fanny farts' involuntary....caused by air entering the vagina when the man thrusts his cock in & out....

Happened me once & I'd no idea the 'fanny fart' was on it's way totally involuntary....

Think it was caused by him vigorously Fking me & thrusting his cock in & out....like totally removing it before vigorously thrusting it in & out over & over again....Hence the involuntary air release from the vagina....otherwise known as 'fanny farts'.... "

Thank you,it was my first time experiencing one I hadn't a clue what was going on, I never heard of a fanny fart or it was a thing.. I was trying my best to keep it in

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By *og-Man OP   Man
over a year ago

somewhere

All I can think of is letting a balloon go when its nearly blown up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think fanny facts are really sexy. is it france or Italy where farming is a sign of gratification after a nice meal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many many years ago, in Tullamore, down the lane beside supermax, a young lady was playing duelling banjos on me and I was putting maximum effort in to comin, as the bus was due to leave soon , and sure enough, out it roared !!!! ..

She stopped mid stroke, I said it wasn't me but another dude up from us doing something similar, and she continued, my god ,the good ole'days ... Sometimes I wish I was 16 again

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre


"is it france or Italy where farming is a sign of gratification after a nice meal?"

Do you just go up to the chef and crack one and smile?

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

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suely a silent little Wan doesn't count!

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By *alvin.Man
over a year ago

Cork/Dublin

Farting while having sex. Ohh my!

So the answer is yes, but so much more than that. In truth it was more than a fart. It could be best described as a donkeys mating call. It lasted about 20 secs and flapping was heard in the neighbouring counties. I think there has been songs written about it.

The after shock of being pegged bears some responsibility to the pegger and thankfully she burst out laughing but that at the time didn't help as a ran to the bathroom holding my arse praying the donkeys belch to stop. Eventually it did. With the tears of laughter outside the bathroom door to be hrard. I'm shamed for ever.

Good craic though. There's worse things that could of happened. Ever since she calls my botty the Donkey

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By *osBeautifuksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin (sometimes London)

Yep!!!

I farted on his balls after a great ride and was suitably mortified. One of our first “meets”.

He declared that if I wasn’t farting on his balls, he wasn’t fucking me properly.

He was definitely fucking me properly…

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Fanny farts only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fanny farts only "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a fanny fart, was very embarrassing I was trying so hard to hold it in but couldn't lol

Aren't 'fanny farts' involuntary....caused by air entering the vagina when the man thrusts his cock in & out....

Happened me once & I'd no idea the 'fanny fart' was on it's way totally involuntary....

Think it was caused by him vigorously Fking me & thrusting his cock in & out....like totally removing it before vigorously thrusting it in & out over & over again....Hence the involuntary air release from the vagina....otherwise known as 'fanny farts'....

Thank you,it was my first time experiencing one I hadn't a clue what was going on, I never heard of a fanny fart or it was a thing.. I was trying my best to keep it in "

Fair play to ya if you could keep involuntary fanny farts 'in'.... You sure were tightening your va-ja-ja.......Intense pleasure for the guy who was Fking you....

As I said mine were a total surprise.... totally unexpected ....

Maybe it was because his cock was on the small size.... & I'm quite petite too ....'Fanny -Farts are caused when your va-ja-ja is being pumped with air....

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Happened a few times. Once during oral a big moan n she farts lol. Another time during fingering. Another time during sex. What can ya do only laugh and get on with it.

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By *ugs BunnyCouple
over a year ago

south Dublin

Im a good wife, if he's going down on me and i need to fart I warn him

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Fair play. Good woman. If the bad manners happens to much, it’s time to stock up on beans on toast, cheap wine n sweets and blow the fr out of it lol - works a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a good wife, if he's going down on me and i need to fart I warn him "

I'd actively encourage it kind of my thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep!!!

I farted on his balls after a great ride and was suitably mortified. One of our first “meets”.

He declared that if I wasn’t farting on his balls, he wasn’t fucking me properly.

He was definitely fucking me properly… "

I need this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never broke wind on a meet , but I did fart while getting my last smear test it was sooo embarrassing I wanted to cry,.. true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farting on your meet

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By *hefabflamingosCouple
over a year ago

North Coast, NI

If your not laughing, your not having fun haha!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

People into anal have to contend with more than the danger of farting on a meet, so just get over yourself and have fun I say

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By *on Juan the MADridMan
over a year ago

Lisbon/ North England/ Wales/ Madrid/

Ladies, never on a Queen Throne please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had more than one pussy fart in the face while giving oral. We still chuckle about it.

I did have one actual fart in the face while giving oral. I didn't know at the time, figured it was a pussy fart as there was no smell. She copped to later, apologized. I said you could have gotten away with it as I thought it was a pussy fart! We had a good laugh about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've had more than one pussy fart in the face while giving oral. We still chuckle about it.

I did have one actual fart in the face while giving oral. I didn't know at the time, figured it was a pussy fart as there was no smell. She copped to later, apologized. I said you could have gotten away with it as I thought it was a pussy fart! We had a good laugh about it.

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Ahh fanny fart they are so embarrassing

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By *ister90Man
over a year ago

Galway city


"So doing a survey based on a conversation in a chat group

Has anyone ever farted during a meet by mistake ....

Answers can be sent to me privately "

Finally Getting to the serious controversial questions!

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise


"I've had more than one pussy fart in the face while giving oral. We still chuckle about it.

I did have one actual fart in the face while giving oral. I didn't know at the time, figured it was a pussy fart as there was no smell. She copped to later, apologized. I said you could have gotten away with it as I thought it was a pussy fart! We had a good laugh about it.

Ahh fanny fart they are so embarrassing "

I know they are embarrassing at times for the lady through no fault of their own. But in all honestly I find them hilarious when they happen.

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By *ndy64hMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Whilst at a sauna I met a bloke who wanted to rim me.

I was happy with that, whilst rimming me he blew air inside me, it was a real surprise and very stimulating. I became bloated and desperate to fart, I told him and he said do it, so I farted into his face. He repeated this a couple of times until I was so horny I begged him to fuck me, was so erotic.

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By *annyandsandy12Couple
over a year ago

louth

I farted once mid thrust and I'm nearly sure it gave me an extra little bit of oomph

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