FabSwingers.com forum: Status Updates

By *razySexyCoolCork OP Woman
over a year ago

Cork

How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

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By *itnessFitnessMan
over a year ago

Wicklow

Some can be quite cringey tbh, particularly those which make sweeping statements about an entire gender

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

I mostly just read my own and think.....what is that about.

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

I’d update my status fairly regularly purely to get myself in local (and hopefully) hotlist updates

But yeah some statuses are ridiculous but it wouldn’t be fab without them

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I answer other peoples for a laugh on mine sometimes ....we're friends so they see what I write

Some updates assume that everyone on the site can read them ....such as a bloke telling a named profile to message him as he's outside her preferences

Maybe just my age but the ones the say stuff like " any slut available for my hard cock " confuse me

They must work sometimes otherwise why would different men use it

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’d update my status fairly regularly purely to get myself in local (and hopefully) hotlist updates

But yeah some statuses are ridiculous but it wouldn’t be fab without them"

Enjoy PDI....great place

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

City centre/Naas

I do tend to read people's status as that is how I tend to notice people. In the local updates it is how people show up. Generally I don't take too much offence at what is said on them

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Don't really pass much remarks on them but there are a few in my local updates that I'm glad I've never met because they are permanently angry and slagging guys off on every update.

Maybe they don't understand that they are putting many people off contacting them not just by what they say but the very fact they are so aggressive and dismissive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look out for humorous status’ cause I like funny people

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

The attention seekers ones are painful to read there cringy and would make ye want to

especially when they make lads their meeting put some shit up every day about how they can't wait to meet them

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By *ome_wild_girlWoman
over a year ago

Antrim Town

"The attention seekers ones are painful to read there cringy and would make ye want to

especially when they make lads their meeting put some shit up every day about how they can't wait to meet them

And dont forget the thanks after a meet, they know who they are

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The only ones that make me roll my eyes are the ones that are obviously linked to a chatgroup and 6 or 8 different profiles have similar statuses that mean nothing to anyone not in on the joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The attention seekers ones are painful to read there cringy and would make ye want to

especially when they make lads their meeting put some shit up every day about how they can't wait to meet them

And dont forget the thanks after a meet, they know who they are

Christ these bug me !!! You got your hole we get it prob be another year before you get it again

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The attention seekers ones are painful to read there cringy and would make ye want to

especially when they make lads their meeting put some shit up every day about how they can't wait to meet them

And dont forget the thanks after a meet, they know who they are

Christ these bug me !!! You got your hole we get it prob be another year before you get it again

Or even... You want us to believe you got your hole

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

Now now ,let's not be bitchy

Thats my new status for today

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

I like the funny ones but tbh rarely look at anyones status unless I'm checking out their profile!

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"Now now ,let's not be bitchy

Thats my new status for today

Put it up

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Now now ,let's not be bitchy

Thats my new status for today

Put it up

As the actress said to the bishop

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

The updates feed is a bit like Facebook in 2007.

It might be cringe at times but updates and verifications are what tie fab members together in a social network and I like that.

The retro interface is a bonus

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"Now now ,let's not be bitchy

Thats my new status for today

Put it up

Im a woman of my word !

Que the influx of messages

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By *razySexyCoolCork OP Woman
over a year ago

Cork

"I’d update my status fairly regularly purely to get myself in local (and hopefully) hotlist updates

But yeah some statuses are ridiculous but it wouldn’t be fab without them

Enjoy PDI....great place

I see what you did there

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By *ipstick KissesWoman
over a year ago

There and Here

They're a great filter

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I’d update my status fairly regularly purely to get myself in local (and hopefully) hotlist updates

But yeah some statuses are ridiculous but it wouldn’t be fab without them"

PDI this, PDI that ... ffs

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I’d update my status fairly regularly purely to get myself in local (and hopefully) hotlist updates

But yeah some statuses are ridiculous but it wouldn’t be fab without them

PDI this, PDI that ... ffs

It'll be February soon enough

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The funniest are the "I've got a new pic up and I'm shagging the hot guy so look what you could have had" status which are usually typed as they are cocking a leg against the nearest lamppost.

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

It's the ones that post YouTube videos that pluck at your heart strings that really get me.

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"The updates feed is a bit like Facebook in 2007.

It might be cringe at times but updates and verifications are what tie fab members together in a social network and I like that.

The retro interface is a bonus

Yeah, John telling Mary (sitting beside him) how much he loves her via FB update.

Probably more like the Fr Ted couple in reality

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"It's the ones that post YouTube videos that pluck at your heart strings that really get me."

In a good way or a bad way?

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I’d update my status fairly regularly purely to get myself in local (and hopefully) hotlist updates

But yeah some statuses are ridiculous but it wouldn’t be fab without them

PDI this, PDI that ... ffs

It'll be February soon enough

Sweet revenge looming for Jay

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"It's the ones that post YouTube videos that pluck at your heart strings that really get me.

In a good way or a bad way?

Quietly weeping bittersweet tears into my phone while perving on a sex site.

What could be better than that!

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

Indeed.

I had to message. I said, wait till I fetch my gun...

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

The ones that make our eyes roll into the back of our heads are usually the "new pic etc fab" or the ones with narcotics or the ones that use @s or hashtags. It ain't fucking twitter folks. Ours more then likely annoy people but that doesn't bother us

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've been inspired

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"I've been inspired

Bit fruity alright

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

southside

I love to read status updates... you can tell alot about the profile from them! (I think)

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By *ay_Gatsby_D4Man
over a year ago

Ballsbridge, City Centre

"I’d update my status fairly regularly purely to get myself in local (and hopefully) hotlist updates

But yeah some statuses are ridiculous but it wouldn’t be fab without them

PDI this, PDI that ... ffs

Jealousy is a terrible thing….

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By *axlecool03Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I love to read them … some are very creative… appreciate creativity

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By *im44Man
over a year ago

traveling with work, but mainly Ovens Cork

User no longer on website is another one that grinds my gears

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By *ranfrascoMan
over a year ago

Dublin

It took me a while to get used to this website. So I have to review updates and the forum to know what's happening...

Hopefully at the updates tab you can have filters. So happy now to see only straight content ??

Anyway, don't have enough time to check it all the time or as my homepage. So, sadly I used to answer and reply late to great proposals

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"It's the ones that post YouTube videos that pluck at your heart strings that really get me.

In a good way or a bad way?

Quietly weeping bittersweet tears into my phone while perving on a sex site.

What could be better than that!"

Far better than Facebook

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

And the ones looking to buy illegal substances or promote their onlywhatsit

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

"The attention seekers ones are painful to read there cringy and would make ye want to

especially when they make lads their meeting put some shit up every day about how they can't wait to meet them

And dont forget the thanks after a meet, they know who they are

Does that actually mean there was no meet but we want people to think we're popular?

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Ate pork chops for dinner, and had nice applesauce too.

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By *razySexyCoolCork OP Woman
over a year ago

Cork

"Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

He'll be wondering where all the views have come from

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By *iteowlnowCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

"The ones that make our eyes roll into the back of our heads are usually the "new pic etc fab" or the ones with narcotics or the ones that use @s or hashtags. It ain't fucking twitter folks. Ours more then likely annoy people but that doesn't bother us

In fairness yours are generally entertaining and give us a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

He'll be wondering where all the views have come from

I had to have a little look lol

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By *ot so needyMan
over a year ago

Galway

"Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

He'll be wondering where all the views have come from

I had to have a little look lol

Which request are you going with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

He'll be wondering where all the views have come from

I had to have a little look lol

Which request are you going with"

Shooting him is a bit harsh,I'd have to ride him because I'm fecking freezin

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By *ouble Trouble 1000Couple
over a year ago

ireland

"The funniest are the "I've got a new pic up and I'm shagging the hot guy so look what you could have had" status which are usually typed as they are cocking a leg against the nearest lamppost. "

Harsh RB

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By *ot so needyMan
over a year ago

Galway

"Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

He'll be wondering where all the views have come from

I had to have a little look lol

Which request are you going with

Shooting him is a bit harsh,I'd have to ride him because I'm fecking freezin

Can't beat a good ride when it's cold. I might just update my status if it works that easy.

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By *llthewaysMan
over a year ago

City centre/Naas

I didn't think people cared that much about these updates. The more you know.

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

The ones looking for or offering drugs make for a great filter.

The # ones make me roll my eyes. Surely people know that hashtags are designed to be searchable and group comments about a certain topic together. Surely they also know that fab is not modern enough to allow this function.

I can’t use status updates anymore so mostly I’m annoyed about that

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By *iscuits8Man
over a year ago

Meath / Dublin / Birmingham

"Bored"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some amuse me, some are meh, some are needy ...but hey, it's a site for all, and we aren't going to like them all just as we don't necessarily like all people in life

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

Indeed.

I had to message. I said, wait till I fetch my gun..."

Harsh Lolly

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By *ollypop9Woman
over a year ago

wouldn't you like to know

"Status of the day has to go to Hardyboy54321

Indeed.

I had to message. I said, wait till I fetch my gun...

Harsh Lolly

He stepped on my toes one too many times. No, quite literally, whilst dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read them but I wish people would delete them

When they no longer apply

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By *urganguyMan
over a year ago

around

I post them as a public message to my missus, I know she reads them and they generally have a meaning to make us both smile.

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By *hatbiatchWoman
over a year ago

craigavon

"I post them as a public message to my missus, I know she reads them and they generally have a meaning to make us both smile. "

They do make me smile yea

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I really enjoy the updates.. Especially the bizarre, humourous or wierd...

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"I really enjoy the updates.. Especially the bizarre, humourous or wierd... "

And if they are as gaeilge it can add to the misteachas.

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"I really enjoy the updates.. Especially the bizarre, humourous or wierd...

And if they are as gaeilge it can add to the misteachas.

Ta sin fior nach bhfui. Bainfidh mise trial as mar spoirt

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Deanta. Feichimid cad a tharloigh

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Just for the fun of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just for a bit of banter

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"It's just for a bit of banter

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

Very little - I see them for what they are most of the time: mostly couples or women trying to alert others that they've new pics up that they'd like fabs on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the ones looking to buy illegal substances or promote their onlywhatsit "

Don't mention the whatsit lol. Got me on the timeout step last time

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By *razySexyCoolCork OP Woman
over a year ago

Cork

"How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

Very little - I see them for what they are most of the time: mostly couples or women trying to alert others that they've new pics up that they'd like fabs on lol

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

Very little - I see them for what they are most of the time: mostly couples or women trying to alert others that they've new pics up that they'd like fabs on lol

It's very competitive the skills involved is insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

Very little - I see them for what they are most of the time: mostly couples or women trying to alert others that they've new pics up that they'd like fabs on lol

I should admit im trying to be a little cheeky here and that I'll often cringe at my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

Very little - I see them for what they are most of the time: mostly couples or women trying to alert others that they've new pics up that they'd like fabs on lol

It's very competitive the skills involved is insane

Oh no doubt, and there are definitely benefits to some of these alerts

Have you displayed some skills recently?

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

Very little - I see them for what they are most of the time: mostly couples or women trying to alert others that they've new pics up that they'd like fabs on lol

It's very competitive the skills involved is insane

Oh no doubt, and there are definitely benefits to some of these alerts

Have you displayed some skills recently? "

Fab or don't fab i don't give a B*lix

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"I can’t use status updates anymore so mostly I’m annoyed about that

Why is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

Very little - I see them for what they are most of the time: mostly couples or women trying to alert others that they've new pics up that they'd like fabs on lol

It's very competitive the skills involved is insane

Oh no doubt, and there are definitely benefits to some of these alerts

Have you displayed some skills recently?

Fab or don't fab i don't give a B*lix

As long as you don't kick me in my bollix I'm fine with any status update really

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

"How much notice or interest do you take in status updates on profiles?

I've just read a few that have my eyes rolled to the back of my head

Very little - I see them for what they are most of the time: mostly couples or women trying to alert others that they've new pics up that they'd like fabs on lol

It's very competitive the skills involved is insane

Oh no doubt, and there are definitely benefits to some of these alerts

Have you displayed some skills recently?

Fab or don't fab i don't give a B*lix

As long as you don't kick me in my bollix I'm fine with any status update really

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"It's just for a bit of banter

I think Santa has all the banter wrapped up in the Xmas presents

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Now blue balls is a completely different dish and probably is on a super food menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now blue balls is a completely different dish and probably is on a super food menu"

Is blue balls a thing? I need pics to see for myself

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Blue with the cold maybe for the next few days.

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By *imisugarWoman
over a year ago

Rugby

Mostly I find them cringe or a handy filter.

Although there is one particular that amuses me greatly and makes me smile whenever a new one appears.

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"Now blue balls is a completely different dish and probably is on a super food menu

Is blue balls a thing? I need pics to see for myself

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As mentioned above they are a useful filter but I like them and usually find them entertaining!

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I always scroll through them but there’s only a few entertaining each day, always worth a scan just for them

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Must translate my status update from Irish to English tomorrow. Wondering what the response will be hehe

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Translated the status update from Irish to English. Interesting to hear the banter

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