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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here’s my verse- copy, paste then add yours!

I logged onto the site,

One dark lonely night,

A profile created,

My inbox elated,

Until I got a fright ……

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"Here’s my verse- copy, paste then add yours!

I logged onto the site,

One dark lonely night,

A profile created,

My inbox elated,

Until I got a fright ……"

I prefer just to walk, not to run,

To stroll in the woods with someone,

We chat on the way,

And stop for some tea,

It's good for the heart and some fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here’s my verse- copy, paste then add yours!

I logged onto the site,

One dark lonely night,

A profile created,

My inbox elated,

Until I got a fright ……

I prefer just to walk, not to run,

To stroll in the woods with someone,

We chat on the way,

And stop for some tea,

It's good for the heart and some fun.

"

You promoting your walking club again broc ha ha - talk about an apportunist ha ha ha

Love it!

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I logged onto the site,

One dark lonely night,

A profile created,

My inbox elated,

Until I got a fright ……

I prefer just to walk, not to run,

To stroll in the woods with someone,

We chat on the way,

And stop for some tea,

It's good for the heart and some fun.

A badger it was

Holding his gun

And try as I might

It might be too tight!

Nothing to do but run!

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By *ot so needyMan
over a year ago

Galway


"

I logged onto the site,

One dark lonely night,

A profile created,

My inbox elated,

Until I got a fright ……

I prefer just to walk, not to run,

To stroll in the woods with someone,

We chat on the way,

And stop for some tea,

It's good for the heart and some fun.

A badger it was

Holding his gun

And try as I might

It might be too tight!

Nothing to do but run!"

We talked by the river bank

What she said oh my heart sank

She said I've a cock

Oh god what a shock

Going home alone for a wank

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By *ot so needyMan
over a year ago

Galway

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork


"

I logged onto the site,

One dark lonely night,

A profile created,

My inbox elated,

Until I got a fright ……

I prefer just to walk, not to run,

To stroll in the woods with someone,

We chat on the way,

And stop for some tea,

It's good for the heart and some fun.

A badger it was

Holding his gun

And try as I might

It might be too tight!

Nothing to do but run!

We talked by the river bank

What she said oh my heart sank

She said I've a cock

Oh god what a shock

Going home alone for a wank"

At home all alone isn't good.

You are much better off in a wood.

A nice walk or a run

In fresh air and sun

Will always improve your mood.

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