FabSwingers.com forum: Worst fragrances

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We had favourites, now give your worst. The ones you hate, the ones you took a chance on, the ones you fell out of love with, the unwanted Xmas gifted ones ...etc

For me , although I like joop, I could never own and wear it. It was the original lavatory attendants choice. Any lad who visited the jacks after 10pm always came back reeking of it lol

And Paco robanne poor homme in the green bottle, pretty much bought it blind when young, didn't Evan get half way through the bottle before lay Thier gathering dust for years

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

My Granny used to wear a lavender smelling perfume when I was a child

Hated having to give her a hug and kiss when leaving every week

So thats the one that if anyone is wearing something that smells similar I just couldnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A work colleague wore Poison which I thought was nice. I bought a bottle and we were all ready to go out for a night out only to be told by my hubby it smelled like cats piss!

Had to reshower and redress

Threw it in the bin.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I don't spend big money on fragrances.

Over the years I've been gifted Invictus which was horrible on me.

Same with Fahrenheit.

I bought Cool Water a couple of years ago and didn't like it at all. I tried it a couple of months later and really like it now.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"My Granny used to wear a lavender smelling perfume when I was a child

Hated having to give her a hug and kiss when leaving every week

So thats the one that if anyone is wearing something that smells similar I just couldnt

That's stressful for a young lad, only beaten by two other granny related events...

1) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she slips the tongue in

2) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she drops the hand.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Threw it in the bin. "

The husband?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Granny used to wear a lavender smelling perfume when I was a child

Hated having to give her a hug and kiss when leaving every week

So thats the one that if anyone is wearing something that smells similar I just couldnt

That's stressful for a young lad, only beaten by two other granny related events...

1) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she slips the tongue in

2) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she drops the hand.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My Granny used to wear a lavender smelling perfume when I was a child

Hated having to give her a hug and kiss when leaving every week

So thats the one that if anyone is wearing something that smells similar I just couldnt

That's stressful for a young lad, only beaten by two other granny related events...

1) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she slips the tongue in

2) You're kissing your granny goodnight and she drops the hand.

That's a whole different level of counselling. Please someone get this thread back on track quick lol

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By *anon17Man
over a year ago

mayo

"A work colleague wore Poison which I thought was nice. I bought a bottle and we were all ready to go out for a night out only to be told by my hubby it smelled like cats piss!

Had to reshower and redress

Threw it in the bin. "

I am pissing myself laughing here with that comment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A work colleague wore Poison which I thought was nice. I bought a bottle and we were all ready to go out for a night out only to be told by my hubby it smelled like cats piss!

Had to reshower and redress

Threw it in the bin.

I am pissing myself laughing here with that comment.

Yep, gonna be hard to beat that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joop, cool water, diesel, one million, too many to name but for me these are the worst smell of the millennium off them

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

My arse.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My arse."

Iv sniffed many a nice arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My arse.

Iv sniffed many a nice arse lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much of any of them are disgusting, when you can taste the fragrance when they are beside you it's bad , sweaty waiters are the worst

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"Too much of any of them are disgusting, when you can taste the fragrance when they are beside you it's bad , sweaty waiters are the worst "

Are we still talking about arses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Dkny new york

Poison

Jean paul gautier

Dewberry

Charlie perfume

Impulse spray

Lynx

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By *rRiosMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Lynx"

Blasphemy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lynx

Blasphemy!

Lynx is so bad it's so good lol

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

Has to be poison, I've always hated the strength of its smell and it's sickly aroma.

A women at work used to bathe in the stuff and it used to make my stomach churn. One particular morning I was dieing of hangover and I actually got sick still to this day if I get a wiff passing by it conjures up that sickly feeling.

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By *inaandterryCouple
over a year ago

Westmeath

Ohh and anais amais that stuff smells like granny farts, I swear it's like pot pourri and armchair doilies in a bottle yuck!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Christian Dior™ Fahrenheit. Sickly sweet concoction of intense Parma Violets.

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By *ixenforfunWoman
over a year ago

banes mask

I really dont like chanel no5.

I remember i went through a cool water phase in my teens now when i smell it my stomach turns lol.

And my britney spears perfume phase. Ffs

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Brut and Hi Karate were pretty bad back in the day

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By *adhatter and coCouple
over a year ago

Middle of mayo n peaceful tranquility

Joop

Lynx

Poison

Alien

Migraine inducing stenches

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By *i888Man
over a year ago

Dublin North

Chanel Allure Sport /men

Dior Poison/women

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"My arse."

I didn't think it was possible to smell your own arse, regardless of how much yoga you do

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"My arse.

I didn't think it was possible to smell your own arse, regardless of how much yoga you do

Think that one through

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"My arse.

I didn't think it was possible to smell your own arse, regardless of how much yoga you do

Think that one through "

Using third party integers is cheating

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

"My arse.

I didn't think it was possible to smell your own arse, regardless of how much yoga you do

Think that one through

Using third party integers is cheating

What if you're smelling someone else's nose?

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Joop

Lynx

Poison

Alien

Migraine inducing stenches "

Alien is awful...and remember Eden in the green bottle. You could almost taste that

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Joop

Lynx

Poison

Alien

Migraine inducing stenches

Alien is awful...and remember Eden in the green bottle. You could almost taste that

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Legend for men is cool , Sarah Jessica Parker honey is nice too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Joop

Lynx

Poison

Alien

Migraine inducing stenches

Alien is awful...and remember Eden in the green bottle. You could almost taste that

Legend for men is cool , Sarah Jessica Parker honey is nice too "

Sorry no room in here for good fragrances lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Any fragrances used in overabundance is horrible.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I remember having to wash a dress 3 times to get rid of his fragrance

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I remember having to wash a dress 3 times to get rid of his fragrance

What about poor Monica Lewinsky

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I don't think it's ever been bottled but "steaming wet cow in the milking parlour" is one I hate.

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Poison too strong. Didn't like the smell and always give me a sore head. Does it still exist?

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

My nose does a weird thing lately where one same perfume will smell completely goddamn different to me from week to week. I once smelled La vie est belle on a lady and it was so gorgeous i almost went and bought it right away. Instead I went and gave it a sniff in Boots, and was like meh, whatever. Next time I loved it. Last time it was meh again. Then one day ill be absolutely in love with YSL libre after trying it out, next time all i can smell is vinegar??

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I remember having to wash a dress 3 times to get rid of his fragrance

What about poor Monica Lewinsky

'Poor' Monica Lewinsky could have been a wealthy woman had she kept that dress

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"My nose does a weird thing lately where one same perfume will smell completely goddamn different to me from week to week. I once smelled La vie est belle on a lady and it was so gorgeous i almost went and bought it right away. Instead I went and gave it a sniff in Boots, and was like meh, whatever. Next time I loved it. Last time it was meh again. Then one day ill be absolutely in love with YSL libre after trying it out, next time all i can smell is vinegar?? "

Could you be pregnant?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I remember having to wash a dress 3 times to get rid of his fragrance

What about poor Monica Lewinsky

'Poor' Monica Lewinsky could have been a wealthy woman had she kept that dress

In fairness to her she owns that whole story now

Shes funny on Twitter

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

"I remember having to wash a dress 3 times to get rid of his fragrance

What about poor Monica Lewinsky

'Poor' Monica Lewinsky could have been a wealthy woman had she kept that dress

In fairness to her she owns that whole story now

Shes funny on Twitter "

Good for her

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