FabSwingers.com forum: Life's too short

By *razySexyCoolCork OP Woman
over a year ago

Cork

Have you ever had a moment where you thought feck this, I'm taking a shortcut.

I had this this morning cutting up a pomegranate. I'm buying prepared in future. Life's way too short for that effort

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The one and only time I was in a lobster restaurant.

They had loose lobster meat on the carvery table across the room so I took that instead after a load of effort for very little return.

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By *razySexyCoolCork OP Woman
over a year ago

Cork

"The one and only time I was in a lobster restaurant.

They had loose lobster meat on the carvery table across the room so I took that instead after a load of effort for very little return."

I was only watching a chef doing it on TV last night!

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

I buy the packs with the chicken already cut up. It saves me the job and it's cheaper than the breasts which I'd be chopping up anyway for curries etc

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm a firm believer is paying someone thats good at their job the rate to do something I couldn't be arsed doing

So while my neighbours wash their car by hand every few weeks and hover and polish all afternoon

I get a valet......feck that life is too short to wash a car

I've also stopped buying packets of bagels that you have to cut in half yourself and buy pre-cut now

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By *a1970Man
over a year ago

East cork

I love the above... Perfect

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

I have amazon spart plugs connected to everything.

Alexa, switch on my electric blanket. Alexa, switch it off in 30 minutes.

Switch off my monitors. Switch on the lamp.

Saying "Goodnight" will just switch every thing off automatically, which is satisfying hearing everything click off simultaneously.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

Puff pastry. Noone has time to make that shite from scratch.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

"Puff pastry. Noone has time to make that shite from scratch. "

Oh definitely this. Buying it premade is just way easier.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I have amazon spart plugs connected to everything.

Alexa, switch on my electric blanket. Alexa, switch it off in 30 minutes.

Switch off my monitors. Switch on the lamp.

Saying "Goodnight" will just switch every thing off automatically, which is satisfying hearing everything click off simultaneously."

Unless you're on life support

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar "

Just had for the first time Lidl’s deluxe mature cheddar it was delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi guys we just talking food here .

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

"I have amazon spart plugs connected to everything.

Alexa, switch on my electric blanket. Alexa, switch it off in 30 minutes.

Switch off my monitors. Switch on the lamp.

Saying "Goodnight" will just switch every thing off automatically, which is satisfying hearing everything click off simultaneously.

Unless you're on life support

Goodnight Vienna

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By *TinyDelight-Woman
over a year ago

City Centre

" Hi guys we just talking food here .

Love it!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

Just had for the first time Lidl’s deluxe mature cheddar it was delicious "

But like, if you don't eat the cheese quick enough, it goes all hard amd cracked at the edges. Would pre grated cheese not turn bad way quicker than a block?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you ever had a moment where you thought feck this, I'm taking a shortcut.

I had this this morning cutting up a pomegranate. I'm buying prepared in future. Life's way too short for that effort

Score the pomegranate. Break off a segment.Place into a bowl/pot of water.

Take out seeds under the water. Seeds stay at the bottom and the husk floats to the top.

Easy!

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By *uriousVoyeurMan
over a year ago

Northside

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

Just had for the first time Lidl’s deluxe mature cheddar it was delicious

But like, if you don't eat the cheese quick enough, it goes all hard amd cracked at the edges. Would pre grated cheese not turn bad way quicker than a block?"

Nope,grated cheese comes in a resealable bag!! As do some blocks...but a block of cheese is way nicer! I'm old school like that

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

How about when you meet someone and she tells you she's not wearing any knickers ....horny shortcut

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By *electableicecreamMan
over a year ago

The West

I buy bags of chopped carrots because life is too short to be peeling carrots at the crack of dawn for lunchbox's.

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

"I have amazon spart plugs connected to everything.

Alexa, switch on my electric blanket. Alexa, switch it off in 30 minutes.

Switch off my monitors. Switch on the lamp.

Saying "Goodnight" will just switch every thing off automatically, which is satisfying hearing everything click off simultaneously.

Unless you're on life support

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Ah brilliant.

Good to see the fab humour machine is still very much switched on.

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By *ea ShellsWoman
over a year ago

Sligo

Hooking up with someone on fab having only chatted briefly (hours/days). Shortcut aka life’s too short.

Is that better author!

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Getting those pesky prophylactics out of the wrapper and fumbling to get them on is always a bit of a chore.

But always better to be safe than take shortcuts in that area.

Xxx

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By *ea ShellsWoman
over a year ago

Sligo

"Hooking up with someone on fab having only chatted briefly (hours/days). Shortcut aka life’s too short.

Is that better author! "

More correctly Bog-Man!

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

Life's too short? Such an incorrect statement, it's the longest thing anyone can possibly do!!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar "

Always blocks of cheese

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"How about when you meet someone and she tells you she's not wearing any knickers ....horny shortcut

Knickers are only for special occasions

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"How about when you meet someone and she tells you she's not wearing any knickers ....horny shortcut

Knickers are only for special occasions

What special occasions

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

Always blocks of cheese

Blocks of cheese. Always tastes better and lasts longer than the grated cheese

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By *razySexyCoolCork OP Woman
over a year ago

Cork

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

Always blocks of cheese

Blocks of cheese. Always tastes better and lasts longer than the grated cheese "

I have to agree. I have a contraption for grating it quickly when I need it.

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Get a cleaner... I spent years doing housework on a Saturday after a long work week.

Life is better now. Frankly life is too short... A few less luxuries and I justify the time for myself and my family.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Get a cleaner... I spent years doing housework on a Saturday after a long work week.

Life is better now. Frankly life is too short... A few less luxuries and I justify the time for myself and my family. "

Do you end up cleaning the house so they don't think you're dirty before they arrive

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Hooking up with someone on fab having only chatted briefly (hours/days). Shortcut aka life’s too short.

Is that better author!

More correctly Bog-Man! "

Definitely ....sure sometimes its what's needed

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By *razySexyCoolCork OP Woman
over a year ago

Cork

"Get a cleaner... I spent years doing housework on a Saturday after a long work week.

Life is better now. Frankly life is too short... A few less luxuries and I justify the time for myself and my family.

Do you end up cleaning the house so they don't think you're dirty before they arrive "

That's what I used to do lol

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

In a rented house on my own. Hoover regularly. Anyway the auctioneer can do an announced or un announced call when ever. Just as easy to keep the place clean and not to be panicking at last minute dot com

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By *umon337Man
over a year ago

Offaly

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By *umon337Man
over a year ago

Offaly

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

Always blocks of cheese

Blocks of cheese. Always tastes better and lasts longer than the grated cheese

I have to agree. I have a contraption for grating it quickly when I need it."

Definitely a block of cheese - packets of grated or sliced are coated with a powder that stops them sticking together in the packet and so they always taste like plastic

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

Always blocks of cheese

Blocks of cheese. Always tastes better and lasts longer than the grated cheese

I have to agree. I have a contraption for grating it quickly when I need it.

Definitely a block of cheese - packets of grated or sliced are coated with a powder that stops them sticking together in the packet and so they always taste like plastic"

Mature or vintage definitely

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"Get a cleaner... I spent years doing housework on a Saturday after a long work week.

Life is better now. Frankly life is too short... A few less luxuries and I justify the time for myself and my family.

Do you end up cleaning the house so they don't think you're dirty before they arrive

That's what I used to do lol"

Couldn't be bothered now... I do the organisation and the cleaner does the cleaning.

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

Just had for the first time Lidl’s deluxe mature cheddar it was delicious "

Aldi do a 24 month mature vintage chedder it is absolutely divine.

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"Does anyone buy blocks of cheese anymore

In my house its all pre sliced or grated Cheddar

Just had for the first time Lidl’s deluxe mature cheddar it was delicious

Aldi do a 24 month mature vintage chedder it is absolutely divine. "

You are right

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

"Get a cleaner... I spent years doing housework on a Saturday after a long work week.

Life is better now. Frankly life is too short... A few less luxuries and I justify the time for myself and my family.

Do you end up cleaning the house so they don't think you're dirty before they arrive

That's what I used to do lol

Couldn't be bothered now... I do the organisation and the cleaner does the cleaning. "

That's cool

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

Glenlara cheddar.

"An caise is fearr in Eireann"

(Newmarket/Kerry Co Op).

No shortcuts taken, but minimum food miles for maximum taste.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Hate ironing it’s painful. Hate folding clothes another pain in sack especially when something creases.

Remedy

I built a wardrobe hang everything. From ground to ceiling double railed.

More expensive clothes of premium quality that are special non iron cotton.

Special Dyson handheld hoover to keep things clean - fast.

Reusable condoms- hang them out on line. Ya ya right.

Striped paint - super fast painting no edging required. Ya ya right.

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By *angtasticallyMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

There no easy way in life simple

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By *panishRebelMan
over a year ago

Alicante Spain, and Cork City Ireland

I get my women pre fucked and wet at the checkout.

Saves an awful lot of unnecessary preparation time. Just unpack and go.

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