FabSwingers.com forum: Badly explain your job

By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

From the lounge

I assault the senses of tens of thousands of people at at a time and they love it.

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By *ilthyNightsCouple
over a year ago

East / North, Cork

I use animal teetjuices to make stuff people consume.

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By *eohbe96Man
over a year ago

I make a thing that you use to put another thing inside of a thing and you get live

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

I use big words and hope they understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I add things up

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

I do things for... people

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Sit around all day tapping my fingers

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By *olverineMan
over a year ago

ennis

As little as possible..

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By *ikewantstoplayMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Bayonet the wounded after the war is over is how it was described in my younger days.

Now I start the war

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

I make a lot of money for people who aren't me.

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

I make dry things wet and wet things dry. I also make cold things warm and warm things cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lie to people and get well paid for it (not a politician)

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I sometimes take muck from one place and put it somewhere else. Then I take other muck and put it where I took the first muck from. Then I put things in the muck to grow, and then start chopping them when they start growing.

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By *ornywife20Couple
over a year ago

North Cork

I normally make shit of someone's house the first day I arrive.

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By *ildarekinkstersCouple
over a year ago

kinkytown

I sell people pretty crap they don't need and upsell to make more money for me

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By *aidbackcplniCouple
over a year ago

Portadown

I (him) am a grave robber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fix the things that stop people crashing at junctions

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

I help 1000's of people have one of the most memorable nights of their lives if all goes well

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By *r_Insatiable666Man
over a year ago

Cork

I do something that is utterly pointless yet there seems to be an interest in getting it done

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By *r.RandBMan
over a year ago

Dublin

"I add things up"

I add things up too but I also tell people how bad they are doing their job but give absolutely no insight on how they can improve.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to write things for others to say they wrote it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I combine experience and knowledge with method and instructions to preserve the alchemy linage.

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By *ursecretmischiefCouple
over a year ago

The West

I provide solutions to other peoples problems...once they're willing to pay for it!

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By *chochamberWoman
over a year ago

Munster

I write stuff, that people argue over and eventually accept, then usually never read again, or don't put into practise.

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By *exPistol87Man
over a year ago

near you :)

Working with madness while trying not to go mad :D

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I deal with arseholes all day

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By *acob12369Man
over a year ago

URPANTS

Ones and zeros

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I deal with arseholes all day"

Moderator on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sell women's war paint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I develop / manage / people in to become a better version of themselves over long period of time utilising many factors such as weather , terrain , sleep deprivation , all whilst applying practical and theoretical subjects with the end goal of the individual develop leadership qualities and receiving a college certificate

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By *ickin2Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

I keep shocking guys to do a shocking job

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By *0emMan
over a year ago

My Town

I look after some of your stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I help you listen to yourself

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By *affa31Woman
over a year ago

Galway

I send people to help people.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I collect snotty brats and bring them to a place with more snotty brats and then pick them up and bring them to where I took them from.

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By *altsman88Man
over a year ago

athlone

I manipulate waves

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By *eohbe96Man
over a year ago

"I develop / manage / people in to become a better version of themselves over long period of time utilising many factors such as weather , terrain , sleep deprivation , all whilst applying practical and theoretical subjects with the end goal of the individual develop leadership qualities and receiving a college certificate

Funny how this is a proper explanation and yet probably nobody can guess what it is hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look after people and children who can't do things for themselves.

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

Laying out some spreadsheets, when I'd rather be spread out on your bed sheets.

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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago

mullingar

I watch lazy wasters of oxygen come into my place of work and leave with more money than I earn working there... but it doesn't annoy me... ish

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

"I watch lazy wasters of oxygen come into my place of work and leave with more money than I earn working there... but it doesn't annoy me... ish"

Any jobs going?

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I watch lazy wasters of oxygen come into my place of work and leave with more money than I earn working there... but it doesn't annoy me... ish

Any jobs going?

Any customers needed

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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago

mullingar

"I watch lazy wasters of oxygen come into my place of work and leave with more money than I earn working there... but it doesn't annoy me... ish

Any jobs going?

Obviously not enough

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

I touch people, and they're usually naked, or nearly anyway

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By *edknobsMan
over a year ago

mullingar

"I watch lazy wasters of oxygen come into my place of work and leave with more money than I earn working there... but it doesn't annoy me... ish

Any jobs going?

Any customers needed

An ever increasing amount already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I touch people, and they're usually naked, or nearly anyway

Again any jobs going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I touch people, and they're usually naked, or nearly anyway

Again any jobs going?

Oh can I be trained in that too please

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By *nickers pants guyMan
over a year ago

Cork killkenny laois Limerick Offaly kildare carlow Dublin Waterford and everywhere else

I try to make cool objects out of stone

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By *MCOUPLECouple
over a year ago

North Coast

I pay my own wages and have a million bosses (Mr)

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

"I touch people, and they're usually naked, or nearly anyway

I require your services. I don't even care

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

I look at the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/11/23 16:59:51]

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I do nothing

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By *anFromMarsMan
over a year ago

North

I put the thingy wingies together and put the juice in them that makes that makes your your house like daytime at night and scares the bejaysis out of you once every 2 months when the post arrives

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By *ohannonMan
over a year ago

Louth / Meath

I’m a legal human trafficker for large corporations

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By *hivers2020Woman
over a year ago

lolli land

I meet with a bunch of old men once a month and try and explain basic maths to them, you can’t spend what you don’t have and if you spend more than you have - you go bust. It still comes as a shock to them! Also play with numbers, spreadsheets and bank accounts. Try and contain my personality and fake it till you make it at coming across professional, haven’t quite nailed that yet. Maybe that’s why the board don’t take me seriously…

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

I rub people up the right way. And they love it.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

'I was the only one in the 32 counties does my job ,well up until recently ,not everyone knows of me but if you find yourself lookin for me count yourself a lucky Duck.

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By *ezoMan
over a year ago

The Kingdom

My last job was ensure adults got fed and snacks as well as cleaning up after them. Sometimes doing their job for them when I was free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put people where humans should never be.

Diggy diggy deeper they go to grab the fuel to make things grow.

Stocks pile high and profits too..

I'm sat hear bullshiiting to you

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Monopoly with things that no one ever really owns.

Manage the unmanageable.

Endure endless Headaches … hence fab to blow off some seeds or I mean steam

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By *ickheadcuntCouple
over a year ago

Cork Ireland

Cable tie technician

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By *anandJCouple
over a year ago

Citywest

I drive big yellow taxi

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By *otownkid1967Man
over a year ago

Portlaoise

I help 1000s of people get to work,go on holiday, get to appointments 24/7.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how this is a proper explanation and yet probably nobody can guess what it is hahaha

And there was me thinking it was quite vague

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I basically do the hokey pokey with machine parts

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By *exesrangerMan
over a year ago

Jameson main bar

I've probably met loads of you and we didn't even know it. I should have way more veris

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Funny how this is a proper explanation and yet probably nobody can guess what it is hahaha

And there was me thinking it was quite vague

Aha.. there's one word you've used that tells me exactly what you do. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny how this is a proper explanation and yet probably nobody can guess what it is hahaha

And there was me thinking it was quite vague

Aha.. there's one word you've used that tells me exactly what you do. Lol. "

I’m pretty sure I know exactly what it is he does

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

Actually been the most fascinating forum thread all week...

Im betwixted by the descriptions.

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By *razySexyCoolCorkWoman
over a year ago

Cork

"Actually been the most fascinating forum thread all week...

Im betwixted by the descriptions. "

I was just thinking the same thing.

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

My other job involves wearing a tutu

Hopefully that's clearer

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By *im44Man
over a year ago

traveling with work, but mainly Ovens Cork

I make things that people want

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

I’m a problem solver, actually more of a problem Mystic Meg so that I don’t have to solve them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bring the outside in and sometimes the inside out in eye catching ways

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By *erri KellyCouple
over a year ago

mayo

I Mr fill sandbags

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By *ichael CoolMan
over a year ago

unknown

I am a doctor for the defenceless. (Animals).

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

[Removed by poster at 03/11/23 11:29:09]

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By *adger BrocMan
over a year ago

Co. Cork

I do nothing.

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By *oulernerMan
over a year ago

Dublin City

I hunt for German electronic insects in things that are supposed to bring pleasure to millions.

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By *oc09Man
over a year ago

near u

I drive something that helps build things

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

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By *teppenwolfMan
over a year ago

Cork

Regulate a common public interest.

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By *orYourThighsOnlyMan
over a year ago

Midlands

If James Bond was ere :

I was a problem solver, more like problem eliminator, ms money penny

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By *ufflerloverMan
over a year ago

Sligo

I talk to people in glass cages who can’t hear me, we all love it

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By *ikey2022EireMan
over a year ago

Clare

I work for People who buy things that fly but I never get to fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lay things

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By *ebelloverMan
over a year ago

city

I’m a great explainer

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By *readfred2019Man
over a year ago

Can you see me waving

If it screams at you or you scream at it… chances are I havent plugged something in!!

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By *ndqtMan
over a year ago

The Wild West

I put into English what is inside "Engineers" heads....

Then on the flip side, I translate English into "Engineerish", so we can plug the return information back in...

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By *ingleLadLookingMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I look at excel spreadsheets for hours to say something obvious

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By *tillWaters182Man
over a year ago

Dublin

I work in a department of an organisation that a few years ago I would never have expected even had such a department.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the weather is getting colder I'm busy knitting ..... warmers

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

I’m offended on behalf of the unemployed, very insensitive……

I’m a spy…..

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By *indenMan
over a year ago

Naas which is South West of Dublin

"As the weather is getting colder I'm busy knitting ..... warmers

I love a good game of hangman, is there a “W” in there?……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As the weather is getting colder I'm busy knitting ..... warmers

I love a good game of hangman, is there a “W” in there?……

It sure is

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By *lay rock69Man
over a year ago

monaghan

I make old things look like new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make old things look like new"

Really .. can ya help me lol

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By *ilverSwordMan
over a year ago

Belfast-ish

I don't burn meat then swap it for money

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By *heRubberDuckMan
over a year ago

Tayto Castle

Burn motion lotion in a room with a view

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By *ungry CatCouple
over a year ago

Belfast

We give a fuck about people who don't always give a fuck about us

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I ask the same questions over and over again to different people, sometimes they shout at me

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I help keep people moving

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By *tand and DeliverMan
over a year ago

the wicked west

I analyse and design

I start before the start and finish after the end

I don't discriminate

But I do separate

I take a sample

While making sure it's ample

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

I fix problems that people don't know they have.

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By *ittiezNTattzzzWoman
over a year ago

Dirty ol town…

I touch people and make them feel better or worse….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Occasional Crowd control technician

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By *rank7737Man
over a year ago

Breaking big rocks into little rocks lol

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By *ubberNumbersCouple
over a year ago

dublin

A childhood dream job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I earn money for jam,or pin money as it used to be called, nothing too taxing…..,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I earn money for jam,or pin money as it used to be called, nothing too taxing…..,

Not a fake one ?

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By *rish_GuyMan
over a year ago

Foxford

I make paper containers for other's to put packages into. It's hand wrecking work.

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By *hysoserious2012Man
over a year ago

meath louth border

I cut my hands and bang my knuckles every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do Homer Simpsons job well

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By *leasurer77Man
over a year ago

Athlone

As my mother used to tell people when they asked what I do.... Computers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s somewhere to go during the day

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By *if_JuliaCouple
over a year ago

Dungannon

I keep engine's purring

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By *oudiniHMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I use lines to draw detailed pictures poorly, I use wrong measurements to cause other people unnecessary financial pain.

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By *rMotivator2.0Man
over a year ago

Donegal

Stack big and small square or rectangular things on top of eachother...

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

Drinking coffee and attending the odd Zoom meeting.

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By *ublustMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I tame wild ideas

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Stack big and small square or rectangular things on top of eachother..."

Playing with Lego as a child worked out for you

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I work for a billion euro company,in all conditions 365 days a year

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By *londy84Man
over a year ago

Scotstown

Put things in holes

And make holes bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make people agree with my own taste and imagination

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"Make people agree with my own taste and imagination "
Teabag sales ?

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By *mmortalbMan
over a year ago

kildare

Look at things, put them on paper. Look at things, put them in digital form

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By *ancelot1633Man
over a year ago

weybridge

"I send people to help people. "

I help people sent by people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get called and may or may not arrive

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By *lyingVisitorMan
over a year ago

Mayo

Bit disappointed there hasn't been any guesses on this topic yet,

I make men and women more attractive.

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By *rmysterioMan
over a year ago

kildare

I make the world a brighter place and also pull my wire a lot…..

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bit disappointed there hasn't been any guesses on this topic yet,

I make men and women more attractive."

You make wine

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bit disappointed there hasn't been any guesses on this topic yet,

I make men and women more attractive.

You make wine "

Or Botox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit disappointed there hasn't been any guesses on this topic yet,

I make men and women more attractive."

Do you not try it out first .... sorry I couldn't help it,I had to ask lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make people agree with my own taste and imagination Teabag sales ?"

Nope

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By *ul_dmac1Man
over a year ago

Dublin

In a few years we won’t exist

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By *onderingpurposeMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Bit disappointed there hasn't been any guesses on this topic yet,

I make men and women more attractive."

You work for Snapchat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bit disappointed there hasn't been any guesses on this topic yet,

I make men and women more attractive."

Make up artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cut my hands and bang my knuckles every day "

Mechanic for sure

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I chat about the weather the price of milk and about having no money on a daily basis

Answers on a postcard

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I chat about the weather the price of milk and about having no money on a daily basis

Answers on a postcard

Starts with an F and ends in ER

Em x

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By *ichael CoolMan
over a year ago

unknown

"I chat about the weather the price of milk and about having no money on a daily basis

Answers on a postcard

Starts with an F and ends in ER

Em x"
welcome to my world, lol

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By *astelloWoman
over a year ago

Far far away

"I get called and may or may not arrive "

Most tradesman

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By *urious39Man
over a year ago

castlebar

I help smooth out crows feet

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"I chat about the weather the price of milk and about having no money on a daily basis

Answers on a postcard

Starts with an F and ends in ER

Em x"

What gave it away

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By *lyingVisitorMan
over a year ago

Mayo

"Bit disappointed there hasn't been any guesses on this topic yet,

I make men and women more attractive.

You make wine "

Well this is the closest one so far!

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By *erry cMan
over a year ago

Longford westmeath

I'm your first choice

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By *igger68Man
over a year ago

Ask

I spend more time going backwards than forwards getting into tight spaces

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I chat about the weather the price of milk and about having no money on a daily basis

Answers on a postcard

Starts with an F and ends in ER

Em x

What gave it away

Obsessed with the weather and letting on to be broke or maybe it was inside knowledge

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By *inxnmasterCouple
over a year ago

naughty valley

"I use animal teetjuices to make stuff people consume."

Cheesemaker?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I use animal teetjuices to make stuff people consume.

Cheesemaker?"

Blessed are the cheesemakers!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I chat about the weather the price of milk and about having no money on a daily basis

Answers on a postcard

Starts with an F and ends in ER

Em x"

Is the middle bit uck?

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By *ardyboy54321Man
over a year ago

Fermanagh

"I chat about the weather the price of milk and about having no money on a daily basis

Answers on a postcard

Starts with an F and ends in ER

Em x

What gave it away

Obsessed with the weather and letting on to be broke or maybe it was inside knowledge

cute southern hures

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I use animal teetjuices to make stuff people consume.

Cheesemaker?

Blessed are the cheesemakers!

And the Greek shall inherit the earth

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By *alway19Man
over a year ago

galway/ Westmeath

Without compromise, you will do it my way!

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Pick things up,put things down,clean up,tidy up,wash,feed and rinse and repeat

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

Nothing to do and all day to do it in and repeat xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I open holes using lube and ream them out to make them bigger. Sounds way more exciting than it actually is let me tell you

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By *electableicecream OP Man
over a year ago

The West

"I open holes using lube and ream them out to make them bigger. Sounds way more exciting than it actually is let me tell you "

Machinist!

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By *onnrodMan
over a year ago

moira

I turn things off then on again

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By *iamondJoeQuimbyMan
over a year ago

Navan

I help people get paid correctly at the end of the week/month, for the various jobs they do!!

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By *arrot_in_a_boxCouple
over a year ago

kinda dublin

I meet up for chats with the dude who stole your car and then write 20 pages about how his father beat him as a kid

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

"I meet up for chats with the dude who stole your car and then write 20 pages about how his father beat him as a kid"

Tell hin he didn't hit him hard enough

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By *heRubberDuckMan
over a year ago

Tayto Castle

Today it's, hurry up and wait

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By *iggBadDaveMan
over a year ago

Ards

I help power your business/home from the sun.

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By *iscreet_divorced_guyMan
over a year ago

central

I bring light into peoples lives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mail escour t

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By *sbotangoMan
over a year ago

Close by

I spend my day looking busy while doing as little as possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working slower than everyone else just so you don't get bored.

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